Dove Strider
@turntechGodhead
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F▲RT BLEW BOTH MY LEGS SHMOO▼E OFF
brother's his own space program with the rocket fuel he's been munchin on
lowkey what were they putting in those chicken sandwiches at burger king shit felt like biting into a motherfucking water balloon of mayo with how loaded up with sauce those bitches were. did the employees just not give a fuck and just close their eyes and spray the chicken with enough sauce to make the messiah proud? shiiiit dog id probably feel the same way seven hours into a ten hour shift at bk that would be a real fucked up life to live. still though that was way too much fuckin sauce for one hungry mouth to handle. i dunno man shit was like the wild west of sauce out there. crazy shit.
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slender the eight pages
I encourage you all to remember that any negative thoughts you have about yourself should be ignored past 8pm. Those thoughts are the Devil talking. All your friends do not hate you, you just need to go to sleep.
this is why youre the goat you always keep it real mr president
god im really fucking with this apple right now this shit is so crunchy and juicy with a perfect blend of tartness and sweetness. shit is so cash. #breakfast #fruitposting
godmotningnd
only demons r up as early as you .
If for any reason this #DroneSeason I become momentarily incapable of acting as President, I would like to make it clear that @tentacleTherapist#7214, the VP of my administration, is fully authorized to act as President until my faculties return to me.
i cant prove it but fuckin every time i take a nap the piss gnomes go around my crib and change all my apple juice to piss. im going to freak the fuck out if this keeps happening dog something bad is going to happen if i wake up to apple juice to piss transmogrification one more goddamn time.
Hmm.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F8b8zWIW0AA7k4S.png [ ok so I had a wicked idea for something new to post. may I have a volunteer for the anon message. ] #nsfw #suggestive
yknow im glad we dont got mcdonalds anymore they used to be making those nuggets out of dog surgery and roadkill
damn the powwers that be could get awway wwith anything on earth huh
sorry, i think i've been hating a lot of posts on instinct. i need to lighten up.
also, i thought i understood quadrants, but what the hell does it actually mean to 'mediate' a post??
right like yeah bro you really got me soothed and smoothed things out with that post. really diplo'd the hell out of that zinger. guess you just got to get your peacemaker game up to get your mediation on until you understand i dunno what to tell you.
girl why is my co producer talking about chocolate vein cock snickers goodness. maybe i shouldn't wear my glasses today. #suggestive #nsfw #vaguepost
if you really understood youd be on my side. if you partook youd be just as upset as me about the fucked up way things are in this world. the fucked up state of snickers. really sorry you dont have that kind of passion in your life.
ur typing this as u swivel ur tongue over the snickers vein do not @ me!! i'm sorry you enjoy it so much and cant admit it
the only thing my tongue is swiveling over is my own bars the last thing ill do is show affection to a disgrace to an otherwise perfect piece of confection. im not about to take this from you anyways i know how you lick up on those peppermint patties like theyre your long lost lover girl chomping on a snickers with an egregious dick vein is innocent behavior compared to that kind of criminal activity.
so like i gotta say. im not a big fan of the dick vein on snickers. dont get me wrong now i dont play about a good snickers bar yknow like you best be knowing that shit satisfies especially after a long day. like you know they know that snickers really satisfies and you just gotta be like 'hah! you sly rascal.' but the dick vein bro. i dont wanna think of chomping down on some dismembered chocolate cock of christmas past while im getting to the center of this caramel peanuts and nougat. why would i want to be biting down on a cock anyways id be wanting to do some sweet oral acrobatics on it if it was a lover, which snickers definitely could be if it didn't have this goddamn dickvein. like sure its from how they make it or whatever but i feel like we're in a post dick vein society at this point. sufficiently advanced to do away with the nuts and the buts of leaving behind a nasty looking ridge of chocolate that can only be described as a vein running down the length of what is otherwise a perfect satisfying delicious treat man. i dunno bro. i think we can move on from the snickers dick vein to greener dick veinless pastures. who agrees.
man i miss snickers. dick vein or not, that shit was tasty
mad tasty. even if its got some veinage its still a bomb ass candy bar. praying for the day you can get back in on that deliciousness.