Dirxy (Dirkroxysprite^2)
@tutelaryGoliard
mutie's in here too, but sprite naming conventions left it out. sadge. they/them
theres [chill]ers on this [chill]ing dating app who look like lord Englishes testicles thinking im gonna call them a ten #nsfw ? idk #suggestive what
Let me be clear, I am not liking this post because I agree with it, but because it is objectively funny.
pride month trollobama like: let me be queer did someone do that yet
you can't just steal my fuckin bit you ass. also hiii ur here now.
yeah im here now also yes i can its right [chill]ing there he literally just said the line
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look at dat fat fuck. unbelievably rotund.
Rebooting.
legit. wtf even HAPPENED. glad ur still alive tho. but for srs, hope everything's chill.
<This user has exploded.>
Who the fuck was posting about grub murder? #violence
trollbama lost his shit 4 a moment but it's ok. he stopped hulking out when he found out meenah's team won.
(( Image Description: a blurry photo of Earth's moon, exploded around some sort of green energy. )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f237acdf700c.png
this seems mildly problematic. not 2 sure tho. might have to sleep on this one.
I was using my first edition charizard card to scrape the grime from my oven window and bent a corner! Drat!!
My first edition charizard! The little shiny fella with all the glitters on his pretty picture?? Surely you must know him. Our friend charizard.
charizard was just livin' his best life, man. look at what u did to him. u broke his legs. he's an old man, ok? he just got out of a life of physical labor n u thrusted him back into it. while he was in retirement, no less. how could u do this to him, jakey. his fucking legs, jake.
i am selling a whimsical mystical cyan juice. it tastes cyan. it dꙮes nꙮt cꙮntain cyanide. it is yummy and deliciꙮus and nutritiꙮus. yꙮu can trust me. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
mana potion of the gods. i'll take 5 pls and thank u.
if it was a mana pꙮtiꙮn, i'd say it was a mana pꙮtiꙮn. it is a whimsical mystical cyan juice, and cꙮntains nꙮ usable mana. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
(\ /) found the meat room
(\ /) it's dark in here
goddam there r a lot of fuschias here all of a sudden. is it fish friday or what. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/11cc7d83a614.gif
look at what you fucking did. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a31d402b416a.png
aw fuck my moirail )(as lost it w)(ale i was gone 3B-/
u know it's a dark day when u have to agree with the condesce for once.
beac)(es )(ate t)(at im usually rite
ok ignoring the "usually" part tho. we agree 2 disagree on that one.
hey chittr. what do u do if ur somewhat concerned that maybe, just maybe, a gud friend of yours has started going juuuust a little bit cray-cray. and by a little bit i'm starting 2 suspect it's mayb more likeeeee batshit fucking insane.
