Dirxy (Dirkroxysprite^2)
@tutelaryGoliard
mutie's in here too, but sprite naming conventions left it out. sadge. they/them
... He already threatened to fuck me all night. Before I knew what he was. Oh no. Uh. #nsfw
I knew it was going to be big but this is just fucking obscene. #nsfw
If y'all never hear from me again, just know I died a just death choking on bulge. #nsfw
what better way is there to die rlly. prayin' for ur survival all the same tho lolmao.
its so 0ver.
its never so over. there's always still room for a we're so back. #hopemaxxing
oh shit when did the robot sex dlc get added. #nsfw
I’m selling Dave again. Any bids.
:33< i think i took a nap there fur like... thr33 hours?
at what point does a nap stop being a nap. philosophical question 4 all of u out there.
:33< purrsonally i think aftpurr the 6 hour mark :33< i f33l like at about 7 it rolls ofur into fur on sl33p territory :33< the reason this nap happened is beclaws my backs b33n hurting lately so ive got muscle relaxers in meow to try and midigate that :33< i f33l like i should tag #substance but theyre purrscription and i wouldnt be taking them if i wasnt in actmewal pain mew know?
naw, i don't think it counts as substance. it's prescribed meds. taking 'em is way diff from getting high off them, which is wat i think the tag's supposed 2 be for.
if mr prez gets to bring someone into cabinet and then make out with them so do i. lookin for a vice assistant secretary to the secretary of homeland security who will let me use em as a footstool every now and then and carry my stuff and pike do paperwork sometimes i guess cuz i dont wanna do allat either
HAH. YOu THINK. PEOPLE WILL ACTuALLY VOLuNTEER FOR THIS. WITHOuT uNDuE FORCE.
u underestimate what ppl will do for the horny. case in point, guy above u.
theyre just upset im still #hot without the alluring glow lowkey
BX(( < misclicked the hate button sorry dsprite B33 < sucks fur them tho
ha it happens and its fine theyre just crazy worried about it for no reason
Goodnight valued constituents. Goodnight Cabinet. Goodnight life-size cutout of Broseph. Goodnight framed photograph of my Secretary of Defense. Goodnight Broseph. Goodnight those off planet. Goodnight th
Watched a hot guy get launched out of a trebuchet and then explode like a mini-nuke. Is this love?
if that isn't, then love isn't real.
i think i'm a lil' 2 late to see the cook-off. did any1 make any monstrosities or are we lame.
Wrothe presented Chef with a microwaves oblong meat product smeared with yogurt.
time 2 take a catnap. and by that i mean i'm passing the fuck out. good night, sweet chittr. try not to explode while i'm not there to watch.
sleep cancelled. yeah i fucking am dude! i didn't kno *you* were on here. B::O
honestly shocked my kult and kull are so close cuz like i'm a jackass on purpose
how much of the kull score is from hatebot tho. gotta keep dat in mind.
I think we could make a really beautiful world if we tried ❣︎
just dump a few hundred cats everywhere and i think the problem should sort itself out. who can say no to a face like that demanding world peace?? nobody.
I could make my friends in Rimworld.
haha, fuck yes. there's a mod for the troll xenotype if u wanted to make literally every1. i stopped at just 4 ppl since character editor's a motherfucker.
For clarification, that mod is buggy as shit and I cannot be assed to deal with it, so I'll just do stuff myself. Maybe I should make a mod for it...
oh, it's a piece of shit. pawn editor's best for it, but you can't use hexes for the favorite colors of the pawns. literally the only thing that character editor has over it. :B| making your own is probz a good idea if you like keeping ur hair on your head and ur blood pressure low. :BP.