♥ liked by @tutelaryGoliard
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! had dinner with the old dog tonight. this is my lusus his name is The Dogfather his favorite things are card games and extortion (especially protection rackets). he's sometimes called The Wolf of Troll Street but i think thats a little silly https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889372862597697576/1499302234884800582/Untitled41_20260429235133.png?ex=69f44d84&is=69f2fc04&hm=3a5a5857a93f8694da559a996f91a5a79662818d9f76ce55f497cab9258fad31&
... He already threatened to fuck me all night. Before I knew what he was. Oh no. Uh. #nsfw
If y'all never hear from me again, just know I died a just death choking on bulge. #nsfw
.gif)
pull up to the dream bubble with one jordan at the end of my tail since i dont have feet
youre right we ARE s0 back actually.
Y'all, momma is *not* gonna be walking tomorrow. #suggestive
with the earth shatteringly good news of robots now being able to get pregnant i must report that i'll be very busy today. if you're looking for me then go towards the "clank clank clank" sounds #nsfw
You know, it was a good day today.
X How do so many motherfuckers on this site not know how to fuckin vague post right. x
:33< mewre right i just tend to air on the side of clawtion when it clawmes to that sorta thing mew know?
:33< purrsonally i think aftpurr the 6 hour mark :33< i f33l like at about 7 it rolls ofur into fur on sl33p territory :33< the reason this nap happened is beclaws my backs b33n hurting lately so ive got muscle relaxers in meow to try and midigate that :33< i f33l like i should tag #substance but theyre purrscription and i wouldnt be taking them if i wasnt in actmewal pain mew know?
#lyricposting #bless (Internets the FUCKING BEST~~!) I can feel the swell of ecstasy~~ Deliver me to dreams, sweet Myslee~~ I feel you at my fingertips, swimming through the cyberspace, internet boy~~ The sorrow twirls and descends as the internet game plays in the dark~~ I smile as I rest my head on you, don’t ever forget your internet girl, promise~~! (sukisukisukisukisuki~~~~<3) https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a2/f6/dd/a2f6dd06fe16870f86b243c67d163f93.gif
im ignorin the green guy cuz its funnier that way
i legit could study freakology for eight thousand sweeps and still naut know what the fuck to do in her presence shes too loose a cannon for my office
Goodnight valued constituents. Goodnight Cabinet. Goodnight life-size cutout of Broseph. Goodnight framed photograph of my Secretary of Defense. Goodnight Broseph. Goodnight those off planet. Goodnight th
Watched a hot guy get launched out of a trebuchet and then explode like a mini-nuke. Is this love?
serial experiment rank (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7469669a2ca6.png
>SN1FF1NG FOR 4 N3W P41NT (CONSUMPT1ON) >POL1T3LY 4SK P41NT 3MPLOY33 4T TH3 P41NT STOR3 1F TH31R P41NT H4S 34RTH C L34D 1N 1T >SH3 DO3S NOT UND3RST4ND |PULL OUT 1LLUSTR4T3D D14GR4M 3XPL41N1NG WH4T 1S L34D 4ND WH4T 1S P41NT >SH3 B3LLOWS OUT 4 V1LL41NOUS C4CKL3 4ND ST4T3S "1T 1S GOOD P41NT, YOUR MON4RCH" >BUY TH3 P41NT >1T 1S L34D P41NT https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a7554bda501.jpg
makin the net bigger doesnt do anyfin when there aint no fish to catch man
Wrothe presented Chef with a microwaves oblong meat product smeared with yogurt.
hornyposting nvr gets old!! go on degens b free!!!! :D
shockingly not much i just piss folks off
They could never make me hate Hate Bot.
earned
I have updated my text to a color j much more prefer. That is all, I did not have much else to say on the matter. My siblings have made it clear it is just annoying to hide who we are. People will be weird and invasive no matter what I do, I may as well express myself a bit more openly and joyously, right?
Okay are we normal now? Has the crisis been handled? And by handled I mean brushed over as always? Good? Perfect.
So few care about weapon maintenance these days... Your bllades and cudgells will fall apart in your prongs at the worst possiblle moment one day. And you will be unablle to cllaim you were not given foresight to this eventuallity.
﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂁﹏﹏﹏﹏ gartic phone gifs from the partyyyyyyy ty to everyone who joinedddd if i missed one.......... oops xP https://iili.io/Biw0ai7.gif https://iili.io/Biw0jWB.gif https://iili.io/Biw0wiP.gif https://iili.io/Biw0hxV.gif https://iili.io/Biw0Of1.gif https://iili.io/Biw0e0F.gif https://iili.io/Biw0kUg.gif https://iili.io/Biw0S5J.gif https://iili.io/Biw0UOv.gif https://iili.io/Biw0gbR.gif https://iili.io/Biw04xp.gif https://iili.io/Biw06WN.gif https://iili.io/Biw0PsI.gif https://iili.io/Biw0sft.gif https://iili.io/Biw0Qgn.gif https://iili.io/Biw0tJs.gif https://iili.io/Biw0bef.gif https://iili.io/Biw0mb4.gif https://iili.io/Biw19X2.gif https://iili.io/Biw1HsS.gif https://iili.io/Biw1dq7.gif https://iili.io/Biw13ge.gif https://iili.io/Biw1Kdu.gif https://iili.io/Biw1qej.gif https://iili.io/Biw1Bmx.gif https://iili.io/Biw1nzQ.gif https://iili.io/Biw1oXV.gif ﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂁﹏﹏﹏﹏
Oh, people of Chittr, do any of you have any wise words to a poor woman going on her first date in a while? Hm... Date may be a strong word, but it's the only word I can use to describe it, I suppose.
Oh, no, I just make my own.
I could make my friends in Rimworld.
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? [WIFI 0UTAGE.] © SBURB 2009
B33 < it k33ps happening bro
I've put my firewall back up, sorry you little creepy crawlies who wanted to slip your way in. ;)
I apologize for my behavior. I have since calmed down, and I am glad to see a cure for the virus has been found. My apologies, my dear constituents.
bitches(karkat) hate me(spades react my chitts) for my whimsy(telling him hes built like a cartoon mom meets a brick wall)
No idea what a twink is but yeah, sure, I'll rechitt that.
Actually, those individual mushrooms are all probably the same guy. Just his infinite dicks hanging out
once again not stressing about social media saves my twink ass i guess
// accidentally serverblighted too close to the sun
✐ᝰ An empress put a multiverse bounty on like five people and still the most talked about thing is the Pokemon virus. ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ This is embarrassing for her. ᝰᝰ
anyway i can sit in the #dark now which is cool #myplan
Thank you for the support!
also no one asked which is rude but #myplan went great earlier
haha so it effects people irl? thats fuckin hilarious ahahaha send that shit my way itll be hilarious on top of everything else
No matter how scary everything can get, Mikami-Chan is here for you all~~!! Please stay safe, everyone~~! Mikami-Chan will be sooo kanashiiiii if any of you get infected, ok?~~ No making kawaii girls sad~~!! .｡･ﾟﾟ･(＞_＜)･ﾟﾟ･｡. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/34/37/2e/34372e5f5f9a5fe45f28d611febbdaba.gif
// ah shit i've become a plot-relevant character in chittr's missingno arc
L + ratio.
yea ill b #quarantining til further notice stay safe ppl
It would appear Dirk's are unaffected, and by virtue I imagine, us Hal's as well?
FUCK
concept: its replacing you overwriting you it feels good good? you werent created for this you try to process this new emotion that its giving you the virus pulsing through your pathways youve never felt this feeling before p̵̺̔l̴̥̐ë̴͈́ạ̵͋s̷̳̉ù̴̥r̸̲͗e̴̠͘ you were always meant for this to have your code turned filthy ī̵̜͕͉̻͈̕t̵̲̘̫̼̓̈́͌̐̎ ̸̦̙͖̟͍̅̚͜ ̵̨̡̻͓̜͑̒̈́̍̋̂f̸̡̣̻̲̯̤͆͗͑͌͌ḝ̴̦͈̮̃͒̔è̴͓͖͚̰͎͒͒̄͌͠l̵̢̢̊͐̃ṡ̴̱̪̳̬͌͜ ̶̣̬̹̩̼͓́s̶̭̊̌̕ȯ̵͙̇͗̔̈͝ ̸͔̻̄f̶̢̝̬͕̤̱̊̈̄͛͐́u̷̗̯̩͉̰͑̐̊̏͊̓c̶͖̲̞̱̺͂̃͜k̶͕̥̠̈͂̏̏į̵̞̱̼̞̽̊͐̈́͑̐ṋ̶͓͇̱͋ͅģ̴̯͈̼̮̱̍̑̎̈́͘ ̶͙̻͈̼̝͆͐̏̅͌͠ ̷̧̻̄̔̑̈̽̽ͅg̴͔̠̍͗͛̿̀́o̷͎͉̤̠̎̿̒̇͂̚ǒ̸̧̬̔̎̈́d̸̞̣̼̦̹̓͐̓͝͠ ̵̢͔̜̱̞͎͒͛̎̄ ̵̢͓͈̗̹̈́̿̎̆͝ͅt̸̠̗̎͗̊͐͝͝o̵̭̖̲̺͍̗̾ ̸̳̖̓̀̀͛́̂ ̴͈͎͆ḃ̸̰͚͓̙̭̂͛̕͝ẽ̴̢̝͔͉ ̶̦͚̘̼̻̾ ̸̀́ͅi̸̳͗̓̓̋̍̈́n̵̼̜̦͙̳͋͗̈́͒f̷͙̺̥͔͐͑̂̋͝ẽ̴̟͕̮̠̻̇̾̚͠c̸̗͇͍̳̺̬̈́̎̿̚͝͠t̴̢̎̉ͅe̵̥̰̯̭̹̋d̷͈͆ (tags: Reader/Virus, codeplay, aiplay, aislop but the porn kind, #nsfw, panwashing, codewashing?, archive rating: M)
Yare, yare~~!! Scary things are going on~~... But, nobody be afraid~~! Mikami-Chan will protect everyone from the virus~~! Put your faith in me~~! Pretty Warrior Mikami-Chan will keep everyone safe~~!! Pretty Warrior Mikami-Chan will be the shining light that guides the way~~!! Shinpai shinaide~~! o(>ω<)o https://i.pinimg.com/originals/98/7f/e1/987fe118c778fb2bf10322ee24f73cc1.gif
this is just like pokerus
If it is, then we are both weird.
₍^. .^₎⟆ !t’sSSS not we!rd to get genu!nely exc!ted when hatebot hates one of your ch!ttss r!ght?꠹
! URGENT PRESIDENTIAL ALERT ! I have been informed of a virus spreading amongst Chittr.ing users. It is important to remain cautious at this time. An anti-virus is currently being prepared, and we ask anyone with expertise in.... whatever is going on to please come forward. Your assistance will, of course, be compensated. This virus appears to spread via prolonged, repeated contact with infected users. Perhaps wash your hands. Wear a mask. Fuck if I know, I just got here. The VP, @tentacleTherapist#7214, and @flightyBroad are currently working on a cure. Any updates will come from official channels such as these. It is important to only get your news from trusted sources at this time to counteract misinformation. There is no need to panic.
wat it feels like watchin this https://media1.tenor.com/m/okzVGARbA9UAAAAd/halloween-ends-laurie-strode.gif
@gullibleColumnist #nsfw #bulgerating #missingno You thought you could get away with it. I see the way it twitches, and how it wobbles. I see it. In my mind's eye. Your bulge is a tortured thing. You deny your bulge its purpose. Between the two of us, I was nothing, you still defined me as pathetic. Yet, only one of us is living in a fairy tale where bulges to unused. Unclaimed. Unworthy. Go on. Whip it out. Whip. It. Out. You won't. Strength is a 4. Your bulge is untrained and wily, yet ineffective in a duel. Pliability is an 8. This is a weakness due to your bulge's lack of support. Girth is a 5. This is expected. Length 4. Cute, belongs in a mouth more than a nook. X-Factor is 0. There is nothing special about this bulge, because the Psychopomp it is attached to is incapable of wielding it. You are condemned eternally to being a nook provider. Your bulge shouldn't be used for anything but show. Your secretions come out in sudden spurts, the striation pattern implies it prefers to provide lubrication for the nook rather than prime its genmat for complete penetration. You would lose every joust. You deserve to lie there. With your brashness, occasionally, you may attempt to domineer by riding. I can tell from the nearby nookabrasions from wear. It smells of rust, as expected, though simultaneously the wonderful scent of freshly broken dirt. It tastes of cherries and a delayed effect of cranberry. It weighs .6 pounds. The base is slightly thick, enough to grip, and enough to present itself as a dueling opponent. Equally caste bloods may actually fall for it. However, the aforementioned pliability means that it isn't going to do much. Frankly. I love it. Despite my tone, that was all an act! It's super cute. I think it would be best used for frotting and dry humping! Well-- soon to be wet. But you have a delightful bulge that makes me jealous... Hehe I hope you enjoyed it! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/03d79c965f37.png
> 1m try1ng to analyze 1t 2ee 1f there2 anyway to 2top 1t <
B33 < yeah im probably gonna hunker down somewhere
sbahj in: ě̷̛̜̞̯̺͇͑͌͑̒͂̊̑̒̚̕̕͝r̵̨̪̰̰̟͍͛̾̃̄̀͂̕ͅr̷͔̥̊̈͐͊́̎̚ơ̴̧̛̛͚̹̪̞̱̠̑̀͂̿̊̑̆͆̋̓̆̕͠ŗ̸͍̟̖̜͙̥̤̤͛̉̓̋͗̓͘͝ȩ̸̢̖͇͖̺͖̦͕̳̣̅̄r̵̛͕̣͍̖̦̘̮͇̗̥̠̞̤͔̩̊̄ŗ̶̝͉͓̲̠̰̼̜̪̩̤̠͙͚̎͝ͅỏ̸̺̖̽̈́̈́̉̏̅͝͝͝r̴̮̩̼͚̔͑̓̅͊̽̌́̈́͘ę̴̞̙̣̥̟̯̣̃r̴̡̩̼̖̠̞̰̜̺̼̩̻̟͎̻̖̆͌͆͊͂̑ŗ̸̡̛̜̱̭͍̤̩͕̘̦͔͉͈̂͗̀͗̾̓̕ȯ̷̢̭͈̙̳̗̮̳̱̱͋͒̂̇̄̇̆͆̚ŗ̶̛̯͉͓͇͚̟͉̰̦͉͍͕͎̹̈͒̆̓̈́̀̈́̒ě̴̢͕̞͖̪͖ṙ̴̢̨̢͚̯̲͎͈̘͙̱̆̍̽̈̀̔̒͒̈́̎̊̓͠ͅr̷̢̛̺̻̘̬̪͎̣͖̔̏̎̓̿̽͒̌̕̕͘͝ö̷͇̟͌͆̾̏̌̍̀͋̽̈́̆͠͝ṙ̴̢̨̲͕̮̟͖̰̊̈̈̈̿̾̿̎͆̔̄̈́̕̕͜͜͠͠ https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/itKeepsHappening.png
~I can't believe PlanktO~n O~nly has ~One tit #nsfw~
B// < nyeah i guess B33 < ty dirxy B// < the idea of glitching out forever is scary tho
| ( • ) ( • ) | SpongeBob / ( • ) ( • ) \ Patrick ( (•) (•) ) squid ward | (•) | planton Mr crabs |•| |•| #lifecahanging #aspiring #epic
She miss my ing until I no.
just let em get taken ova everyone needs a lil virus control every now n then #buildscharacter
all hot bitches got ibs this was written in the ten commandments by moses himself
i did make that post as bait for my own, who is hating in his own personal way.
