♠ hated by @twinArmageddons

Why do b332 hav3 2ticky hair? Cau23 th3y u23 a hon3y comb

Bro thinks I have a virus. I said I'm built like this. He shot himself.

I'd kick it with a murderer if he was funny.

Good for you?

Oh my god. He is ready. Just take him. He is so ready, just take him from here.

Readers added further context: he didn't acknowledge what she was saying at any point in that conversation, so she kept checking to make sure he heard her.


Isn't he just a gem? #directposting #ThisIsAboutSolluxAgain #LoveAndPeace @twinArmageddons#2896 #ThisIsAboutThisExactSolluxOnceAgain

Hurt people hurt people. #deep #sad #realness #directposting #ThisIsAboutYouSollux #TalkingToYouSollux @twinArmageddons#2896 #ThisIsAboutHim
Okay but C is just sparkling assembly, though. C++ ALSO lets you shoot yourself in the strutpod without setting up padded walls, and sometimes you'll even see it coming.
(Rule #1 of C++: Never declare something as auto. The type inference does not work.)

tits all owver my timeline. #suggestiwve #tits #boobs #breasts #tittytuesday

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