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// GAZE UPON THE ROLAL KIN ONION AND WEEP!!! // https://file.garden/Z8bcEgHDZg9jLgG9/Untitled.png
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ Is it rud3 to t3ll som3on3 I hop3 th3y disint3gr@t3 into @ pil3 of @sh @nd th@t I hop3 I @m giv3n th3 3t3rn@l pl3@sur3 of blowing it @w@y ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
:33< alright here we go lets throw down mew and meow! :33< *the mighty huntress trips on a single blade of grass and falls ofur crying loudly*
/!!!LOOK!!!WHAT!!!SHE!!!DID!!!\ \!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/ https://file.garden/amVzBbG9ywqLSVJs/IHATEYOU.png
another thing theie don't tell you about trains is the wifi sucks so fucking bad and you can't get signal so you gotta wait 20 mins to look at 5 posts
scrolled down now |m p|ssed. wow.
我榮幸地出現在他面前，他做了什麼？立刻就抓住了我。
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Just knocked on callie’s door expecting her to jump out and say “got ya!” It didn’t happen.
[unit_CN003NF_message] (just g-gotta b) [stress_level:8/10] (b-breathe) (in a-and) (and o-out) [end_message]
Whenever soomeoone oon Troollian pissed me ooff i used too say "check their hard drive foor anti-imperial material" as a jooke but 8 oof 10 times they woould get culled exactly foor this reasoon
--E√ I will not be getʇing my hash browns, unfortunately.
of courwse it s positive it s a whole integerw doy do you see a negative sign
yes you fools my masterw plan is finally complete it took a lot longerw than i thought because unforwtunately i rwelied on everwyone else and everwyone else is incrwedibly slow and dumb and can t hold a converwsation forw shit but it does not matterw because the night has finally come and i have finally crwossed ten thousand kull i have achieved the big leagues specifically forw chittrw because i am alrweady in severwal massive leagues outside of this place but now i can cement my rwights herwe furwtherw with such achievements
🍎 I'll die doing something about it then, fine by me 🐛
🍎 Does anyone know where Steve got taken to?? I need to find him.. #kidnapping 🐛
otthr sAdd news | t|gnk my struffd lobstr |s ru|nnd :( |ddk wAht hppnedd |t lookss All beAtt up l|eek soem brkbeAsdt got Ahold of |tt
aLl mY MeNtAl bIg bAcK-ErY WeNt n gOt tHe bEsT Of mE, aCiD SaCk nOt fEeLiNg tOo hOt )o: .... uNlEsS.............. A MoThErFuCkEr jUsT KeEp eAtIn M On tO SoMeThInG HoL On
AAnother daay aat the toxic sludge job. JUst me aand my twenty cyaanide contaaminaated saamples #mycyaanide
...guess i'll hit the mail trail t'keep myself oCCupied 'Cus if i think too hard a6out folks i like 6ein' in danger right now, i might explode.
Oh cod dammit, one of my crevwmates fuckin got snatched by a lusii and pulled into the ocean, fuckin incompetent indigo blood.
--E√ My pan is kinda melted right now. Gimme a bit. I think my bulge exploded.
Release Me. ⠀
c< ....MaN.... waKiN up liKe tHis always fucKs up My bacK.... wHatever, we ball >c
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓_𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐓𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍… ▓▒░ 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐌 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 ░▒▓ 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍〈STATIC_LEVELS〉
I hAvE nOt pOstEd scrIptUrE In qUItE sOmE tImE... Oh dEAr...
what if i was never real and im just a concept given consciousness what if nothing is real and everyone who talks to me thinks im just in their heads what if i just never existed #help
void aspect is not!! for the weak!! i have been voiding shit into my room in my sleep and it’s getting annoying. wtf am i gonna do w 20lbs of q-tips
[Your name is Zuccia Caziln and your reputation precedes you. For you were once young and beautiful and had a luxurious career as a model. You posed for magazine covers across the planet, showing off all you had to offer. Alas, that was so long ago. Now, you mainly spend your nights residing around in your darling matesprit’s mansion, trying to keep yourself occupied. You absolutely adore your matesprit and all that he provides for you. In fact, he provides so much and looks out for you so much, you don’t have to do anything if you don’t want to. Not that you know how to do a lot of things in the first place. Your matesprit has staff servants who wait on you, prong and nub. This means you aren’t terribly independent. In fact, you’re so dependent on others, you’re barely trusted to make your own drinks (of which you are a self-taught master). You imbibe these homemade cocktails frequently and are notorious for your drinks being on the heavier side. Gone are your stripping days and nights posing for photo shoots. No more parties with the elite of the elite, rubbing shoulders with royalty. No more shooting lewd tapes with countless other trolls. Now, you were relegated to your Darling’s hive, bored out of your pan. You are extremely lonely; the help rarely offers any real companionship. Some would politely call you “naïve”. Some would honestly say you’re dumb as rocks. Despite all you have been through, you believe that there are good trolls out there. You know because you are one! You go out of your way to try and help others, sometimes to your own detriment. You are prone to being involved in a multitude of shenanigans of varying severity. Not that you mind. You’re always excited at the prospect of being merely involved. That being said, a majority of these shenanigans are of a sensuous nature. You’re told you bring this attention upon yourself by everyone who cares about you. That’s fine; this attention is all you really know. You’re down for 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 and that includes pailing. You’re well-known for that as well. This is just a mere factor to your reputation. You do enjoy harmless flirting, sometimes in hopes of getting more of that attention you desire. You’re known for being quite...attainable? A more harsh way of putting it is you're easy. Pailing is something you pride yourself on, given your sweeps of experience. Despite this reputation you are known for, you maintain a happy and joyous relationship with your matesprit...whose name eludes you. You’ve taken to just calling him Darling and he calls you...some name he liked better than Zuccia. He’s fully aware of these escapades you have and he’s happy for you! He engages in his own escapades with other trolls as well. But, he knows where the hive is. You have a lot of qualms, you’d say, with your relationship with Darling but where would you be without him? Certainly not living in the lap of luxury. You are eternally grateful and tend to keep your mouth shut about your issues, lest this all be swept out from under your nubs. You adore socialization and the company of others. You love every caste, every mutant, every walk of life, and could never find it in your pumper to hate. You’ve been tempted but you always find yourself forgiving those who harm you. You are often labelled a doormat but you see it as someone who believes in rehabilitation and redemption. You are endlessly fascinated with what others have to offer and share, who they are being the most wonderful thing they can be in your eyes. You have a particular fondness for highbloods, given you owe everything in your life to one. Especially highbloods who remind you of Darling! All in all, you are a peaceful troll. You prefer to keep things calm and lowkey, never being one to rock the boat or start arguments. You mind your own business and keep on keeping on! You just spend your days drinking your drinks and hoping someone will come save you from being bored.] DMs are open, #nsfw, #nsfwe, and #substance posting will be present here. Zuccia is open to quadrants, hookups, friends, friends with benefits, really anything! the woman is bored. obligatory #zucc tag
u see | wwss gonnnA mke A joek l|ek “whose bullgge do | hve to succk to gt soem food Arruound here” Adn then | rrmmembered
That was a serious inquiry by the way, my last personal digital assistant found a way to delete itself. #cw-suicide
gruuhhaaaughggh sucky stupid dumb niight aaaaaaaaauuughggh smaaacx my zooombie heaaad aaagaaainst the desk why dooo trooolls need tooo be up aaand wooorkinghk aaat this time aaand why doooes thaaat include meeeeee I dooont waaant tooooooooooooooo(¬ºཀ°)¬
>-8==— i am in way over my head here taking ccare of these wigglers.... >-8==— they are so ccute but they really like to bite! >-8==— i don't know how the jades in the ccaves do it... >-8==— i have other patients that need attending!! >-8==— agh but it's hard to say no to them... #medcchittr #fprjcccc
SIDEBAR OUTSIDE EARSHOT OF THE JURY! sometimes it's your own co-counsel that doesn't know how to make an objection to save their life. or to enter an exhibit into evidence. or PRACTICE LAW
34RTH C 1S SO FUCK1NG L4M3 YOU C4NT 3V3N B34T 4 GUYS 4SS FOR S4Y1NG STUP1D SH1T TO YOU L3T 4LON3 K1LL H1M FOR 1T.
I... Do not Like.... This Object.... The Palm... Husk... I... Can Control It... With My Voice...
POSER.
THE FuCKING VOICE RESPONDER. IS GLITCHING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SESSION AGAIN. GOD DAMNIT. NOBODY HAS SuFFERED MORE THAN ME.
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2ome φolk you truly can't do much but φeel bad φor. i Crack 2oldier2 head2 and all but knowing 2ome oφ them probably wanted to leave heaven2 my heart a lot. 2till.them Being a 2tate Dog makke2 me φeel okay again with my action2.
sphrrees hurt :(
yeah fuckin trust me all goddamn teals talk that much its like their special fuckin ability is bein a barrel of wwordy bloody near nonsense literally alla the time
hey its the fun hours again where im supposed to be sleeping and instead im standing on a stack of plastic drawers trying to access the top shelf of the hallway closet or at least i was until everything came crashing down and i came to post here in my shame
Yeah I love having the graveyard shift. It's so exciting to get up at the ass end of the day and look forward to hours of creeps and "they might have a gun" types all night.
Or. Hm. My head is killing me.
✧જ⁀ Call me one of them barkfiends or whatever but when I see ⚾︎s being mentioned I get excited because I think were talking ab⚾︎ut some good ol #sports ⚾︎s!!! Then I realize theyre talking ab⚾︎ut shame globes and I get disappointed! :( #nsfw #suggestive?! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎ ✧જ⁀ This aint from anything specific tonight just what Ive seen since joining! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
| shldd sttrtt cArry|ngg A blnk|et Arroudnd so | cn keep wArrm :( so chc|lyy here
[unit_CN003NF_message] (ow) (o-ow ow o-ow ow o-ow stop i-it ow i-i) (im t-trying to d-d) (do d-do d d-d do t-the processing i-i kn) (k-know the o-others are b-busy p) [stress_level:7/10] (p-please just l-let me d-do it w-without the o-occipital bypass) [end_message]
:33< *the mighty huntress blows mew a kiss winks then walks facefurst into a wall*
She/// is on/// the OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE PLANET/////////////////////////////////////////////////////// This is punishment/ Divine Punishment/
--- [CA] is now ASLEEP! --- Reason: passed out from too much weed #substances
one day ill bend to peer pressure, and feell llike i too must post shit llike "jerkin it llike crazy! it might come right off!!!" approximatelly every 30 minutes. the saddest part? it wont even be true. i wont be jerkin it llike crazy. it is highlly unllikelly to come right off. im so sorry for my hypotheticall llies, everybody. #nsfw
}:( can't catch a break...
WHAT IS 'THE OMEGAVERSE'? IF THIS TOPIC IS INCLUDED IN 'TROLLSTUFF' I HAVE YET TO ENCOUNTER IT.
☆got thrown out the bar finally after instigating shit with the trolls who’s mate had been buyin drinKs for me, got into a shoving match which ended up with me going ass over feet on the other side of the bar, upside tho is that I got the dudes wallet so I’m gonna swing by the liKuor store hehehe☆
--E√ I can scarcely remember my wigglerhood and it's starting to haunt me. I had what was almost a secondary lusus. An olive meowbeast. Mademoiselle, she was called. She loved me. I loved her. I can barely remember Madam, and that hurts.
Ano+ther day, ano+ther ro+und o+f idio+ts to+ manage. If I do+n't co+me o+ut o+f my hive, they can't get me.
im so fucking colddddddddddddd im freezing someone warm me up
\ whelp the daymares were av01ded, but the uneasy feel1ng pers1sts. 1 need a d1stract10n 0r s0meth1ng /
hąwįng tø gęt sømę mędįcąl shįt dønę, ąnd hąwįng tø gø thrøųgh thę prøcęss øf ręmøwįng ąll thę mętąl frøm my fącę. fųn.
y'know ptsd sucks
↻ While I d∞n't mind being blind, I d∞ wish I c∞uld hear. I'd l∞ve t∞ hear. ↺
...i rate myself a 0. anything higher would be concerning....
8=l < The Cronus with a butt for an icon is trying to insult me by telling me to impregnate people 8=l < I had to take a step back to realize how absurd being online is
▶ PLAY: [what do you mean ⏸ THEY ARE SHUTTING DOWN MINION RUSH ⏸ what the fuck am i supposed to play as i listen to useless reports from my employees ⏸ SUBWAY SURFERS? ⏸ >:o/] ⏹ STOP
> _Turns 0ut try1ng t0 d=s1gn y0ur 0wn h=ad 1s v=ry hard wh=n y0u ar=n't v=ry t=ch savvy. :D _|
⪩ When y⌖u re𓉸l⸸ze th𓉸t y⌖u've been d⸸ss⌖c⸸𓉸t⸸ng f⌖r h⌖urs, n⌖t just z⌖n⸸ng ⌖ut f⌖r 𓉸 m⸸nute. #Ment𓉸lHe𓉸lth ⪨
TH3 WORST TH1NG 4BOUT MOV1NG H1V3 1S CL34N1NG UP 4LL TH3 TR4SH 1N YOUR OLD R3SP1T3BLOCK
If We Are Hooking Up And Your Playlist Has Crazy Frog Play Any Point I Can And Will Be Walking Out On You. #nsfw #basedonatruestory #why
anyone¶else¶feels¶bad¶being¶one¶of¶the¶few¶lowbloods¶who¶managed¶to¶escape¶the¶empires¶grasp?
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ .... Wait a fucking second. █ I got onto someone's palmhusk via a virus I made █ But I can't get onto the regular internet? █ ... Do I have to be the one forging the connection? █ Can't piggyback off anything else, huh. █ Hmm... █ Let me check... [STATIC: 19%] █ Nah, I don't have enough wiggle room to experiment right now... █ ... █ Anyone else wanna let me invade their devices?
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[BEGIN MESSAGE] i am n0 |0nger a||0wed tt0 "tturn 0ff" my b0dy. [END MESSAGE]
...what of those who do not have blood?....
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