

Shadow The Hedgehog
@ultimateLifeform
I'm the coolest
So, who wants to volunteer to push down on my thighs while i sit on my shoulders after slathering myself in peanut butter? Applications open! #nsfw
*teleports behind you and smooches the top of your head*
"If its a hole its a goal" Heck no! Some people have never seen a beehive before! You only make that mistake once! #nsfw
I'm so mad >:(
DAMN RIGHT I DID #PISS
Ho ho ho, Merry May 15th! Or, as me and the caked up thigh gapped baddies like to call it: Merry arch your back so hard you throw out a hip day! #nsfw
I'm Afrean trust
Todd Howard, my husband
Which JOJO character are you?!
I hear you discord people
My balls itch #nsfw
I can break dance trust

c< 2 wHOever is leaviNg OMiNOus ass letters arOuNd tHe taverN, i KNOw wHO yOu are, aNd iM cOMiNg 4 yOu tHis isNt a tHreat, its a fucKiNg prOMise #viOleNce >c
I'm going to stomp on you nuts #nsfw

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