@voidArchitect — #silly
my badges tell a story btw the raccoon is eating the ship in the bottle and now it is happy
like the results were like talking my supposed “ rare, magnetic dominance that brings even other alphas 2 their knees.” like yeh okay i’ll bring them 2 their knees sure as long as i can put a collar around their throat 2
maybe if ur good we can go for walkies in the woods wooow
scratches u behind ur ear and gives u a cookie pats ur head pat pat
i mean obviously if i have a fave dave then i gotta have a fave dirk
i dont have a fave dave i say like a massive liar
i so gracefully appear in front of u i give u a silly lil kiss of the nose i leave u a cute flower that matches ur eyes i escape like the dashing rogue i am
pov we r in warrior cats and i am the leader and ur the med cat of another clan and we r in a forbidden cat marriage
'ere 2 tell ye that there i’m grabbin' yer lady 'ere an' we’re goin' 2 the 'igh seas so we can plunder from the poor unfortunates
sorry 2 tell u this but ur lady and i r running off at dawn 2 become outlaws together
ill always be taller then everyone bc ill just shrink u now u r smol and i loom
if u got a crush spend time with em or i will steal them
if i was gonna be in a horror movie id rather be part of the couple that gets offed having sex at least they had fun no one else in that movie is gonna be enjoying themselves lol