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// me not seeing a strange uncomfortable highblood on the feed: is anyoe else going to fill that void rn
>>Teehee 😜 d^o^nt threaten me with a g^o^^o^d time!
#nsfw https://i.imgur.com/Z1WDKGZ.png
look, s'only an assumption! i didn't see yer terrifyin' visa6e anywhere, so i don't know if ya were!
>>h^o^w ab^o^ut... a sh^o^uld be ? <:)c
.𒌐Im just baffled at the joy taken from such an act. Its distasteful.𒌐.
...sick and twisted even by expected standards
...oh no oh fuck
...AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! ...NO!!! ...reread it if you want to see me say that again!!!
...oh cull me now ... upstairs neighbour now has a second pailmate and the usual one just found out after staying the day
... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3b64d60b32a9.png
... it is true. i am a lowblood chaser. i am also a lowblood skinner, a lowblood beater, a lowblood boiler, a lowblood amputator, a lowblood shooter, a lowblood skewerer, a lowblood mutilator, a lowblood quarterer, a lowblood melter, the list goes on and on. #gore #horror
/\ Would say "we'll work on your spelling next" /\ /\ But it'd be kind of pointless, wouldn't it /\
A) Dont n33d 2aving. B) Dont your book talk about how 2ad y'all ar3 with your 3mpty a22 hall2 or what3v3r. 2om3thing 2om3thing tinnitu2 and 2hit?
Yaknow 3v3ry tim3 I 233 tho23 nun2 im r3mind3d how glad I am I dodg3d th3 bull3t that i2 th3 clurch
38) )(umans are soooooooo cute! Alternia needs some of t)(em! Maybe in like, an enclosure? -Editing for clarification! Weekend only volunteer )(umans. 38/ It isn't like t)(ey stay t)(ere forever! 38/ I sea t)(e pictures of w)(at t)(ey do to -Eart)(. No tanks! Just for fun observation!
S)(ore???
<action; statement input; statement: kind of funny how you're begging me to indu|ge you input; statement: no. />
-=[ HHAHHAA OO OKAYY !!!_☺]=-
-=[ ahem ... batterry_☺]=-
i ain't no 6rassmunCher! and i most Certainly ain't no livestoCk!
(HEHEHEHEHE Thank you!!!)<
there ain't words bad enou6h for 'em.
(You can call me whatever you want!)<
going out today and for obvious reasons i wont share my coords ;; hoping to have fun though :D
you are so right its so embarrassing
its a little funny when some dork shows up showing weakness and immediately 300 <lowns and seadwellers manifest like a starved pa<k of razorfish
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: I am proud to announce the ratification of Lesbian Marriage. We are also surprised it took so long after ratifying Gay marriage. Really makes you think.
-=[ my hhead hyurts sso !!! bad !!! x-)_☺]=-
(( she thought fightnight was epic awesome https://i.imgur.com/4ZtBI27.png ))
»-♡→ I was persuaded t♡ get int♡ this s♡cial media... After my nap, we'll see what I can make ♡f it. https://i.ibb.c♡/0y8RSC0d/altheafixed.png
girLs covered in bLood...wow #fightnight
well i think she was gOnna like... take me hOme n shit, tO i assumed yOu :O{ she just was curiOus why i was wanderin arOund alOne n shit
Nah it was glasga dw, she's at fight night :O3 we're chillin
:O3 i think i made a gOOd first impressiOn
brO she called me pretty :O3 and she put her fingers my mOuth... whO gaf abOut winning a fight at fight night I win yuri
(Rust-bloods, baddies. Bronze-bloods, baddies. Gold-bloods, baddies. Olive-bloods, baddies! Jade, Baddies! Teals, guess what, they're baddies too. Cerulean, Indigo, Purple, Violet, and Fuchsia. All of them are baddies!!! Legally speaking I have never met a Lime-blood, but if I did you can bet you ass she was a baddie and I wanted to hit! #nsfw)<
>>S^o^ liek... what r we... 😳👉👈 https://64.media.tumblr.c^o^m/52dfcd574a9da74793c5e5256dbb63a6/14053ae8ef4e47bb-43/s400x600/ef4499cf1548c57696899c794f2f2c046a89ab1f.png
>>ah s^o^ sad... all this skill i have in applying facepaint... and n^o^ ^o^ne t^o^ w^o^rk ^o^n.... >>siiiiigh
Also I got a spare moment to look at the profile of the purple nun(?) clown(?) lady who told me to go with a potentially malicious stranger (also purple) and. Hm. Don't like that!!! If most purples are like that, I will be running away Very Fast. Actual Nightmare Fuel.°❀.࿔
-=[ x-) hhhohokay fitcheck me https://i.imgur.com/BkRGXTx.png_☺]=-
୭on't get too excited, now, honey ꩜ I'୭ HATE T౷ HAVE T౷ MUZZLE Y౷U ༘⋆ ༘⋆
A BIT LATE T౷ THE TREN୭ ꩜ But I thought I'd share my sign as well ꩜ Vinny wears it on his belt, but I keep mine AT MY BACK ;) https://file.garden/ZReIXSiHqnxUdI-z/chittr/hairclip.png ༘⋆ ༘⋆
All this over the back of my head? ꩜ Careful with that kind of talk, sweetie, I MIGHT JUST BLUSH ꨄ︎ ༘⋆ ༘⋆
K--<torn between "sexy nun" and "dont stick your bulge in purple" #vagueposting #nsfw
... revelries 21:6 “i take what was given to me, MOTHERFUCKER. this body, this wicked little life, and i run it ragged in Their honor. i will not waste it BITCHIN about what could have been. i will not waste it in shame, brother. i will spend it loud. i will die laughing because this SHIT is hilarious.”
#ALPHASTRATEGY. CALL YOUR UNDERLINGS BY THE WRONG NAME. TAG THE WRONG ONE IN A PHOTO. TO STOKE JEALOUSY. COMPETITION. AND OTHER BENEFICIAL KILLER INSTINCTS. AMONG THE CONCUBINES OF YOUR HAREM. ALSO WORKS ON YOUR SHITHEAD BOSS.
<Ah, wărm sĕăsŏn ăpprŏăchĕs. / Thĕ sĕăsŏn ŏf lŏăthĭng / thĕ hĕăt ănd tĕndĭng / tŏ thĕ lŏcăl wĭld / blăckbĕrry brĭărs. Nŏt thăt / ănyŏnĕ wĭll rĕălly ĕnjŏy / thĕm bĕsĭdĕs mĕ.>
fAiR BuT I LiKe pLaYiN A BiT BuT SuRe F R E A K
i shoulld not be allowed to chitt earlly in the morning.
i am on da GAME.
i rUn a cIrUs :0) dIs mE hTtPs://f2.ToYhOu.sE/FiLe/f2-ToYhOu-sE/ImAgEs/15436130_MiNrQhWwOqIy7uV.PnG
bUt iF... i pUt mY CaNe aLl uP In sUm oNeS OcCuLaRs? Jk jK.. 🤔🤔🤔 U N LeSs
mM FrIeD ClUcKbEaSt..
sOmEtImEs a gIrL WaNtS To rUn aRoUnD NaKeD AnD EaT TaCo bElL 🌮. WuTs sO WrOnG WiTh tHaT ? ArE My mIrAcUlOuS rUmBlEsPhErEs tOo mUcH 4 U? >;0) #NsFw
hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNkHoNk HoNkHoNkHoNk hInKhOnK #HoNkPoStInG #cLoWn
hTtPs://f2.ToYhOu.sE/FiLe/f2-ToYhOu-sE/ImAgEs/70190755_Hs3kW0WsJpLb2hL.PnG "HiLaRiTiEs 18:12 bLeSsEd bE ThE MoThEr fUcKeRs wHo sPiLl bLoOd aNd mIrTh uPoN ThE SoIl. FoR ThOsE WhO NoUrIsH ThEiR WrAtH AnD MiRtH In eQuAl mEaSuRe mAy fInD GrEaT CeLeBrAtIoN In oUr dArK CaRnIvAl." mAn... NeE D SuM WiCkEd eLiXiR tO Go wItH SoM E GoOd rEaDs.
hOnK HoNk mOtHeR FuCkErS tHi s tHiNg wOrKn? &(᨟ ͜● ᨟)&
[[<ok But Why 1s The Captain Of My Ship So Hot? like Why Do Assholes Have To .. Look Like That. Fuck. #nsfwish? #thirsty #nsfw>]]
woke up today with terriblle pain in my abdominall jaws. cant move without it hurting. another day in my broken body. fuck me, man.
... losnaa took the gimp out of its box without my MOTHERFUCKING permission again. :o/ #nsfw #violence
<chăt, dŏ wĕ gŏ / fŏr mŏrĕ ŏf ă / bŏhĕmĭăn lŏŏk fŏr tŏnĭght / ŏr.... I'm sŏrt ŏf / lĕănĭng tŏwărds rŏmăntĭc tŏŏ, / tbh.>
Some of you are! A little bit scary on here!! ❣︎
yea↔ yea↔, i'm beneat↔ you or w↔atever i get it~ trut↔ be told i ↔ave more in common wit↔ you t↔an i do an indigo w↔o t↔inks we s↔ould all be "equal" or w↔atever, so i'm not too torn up about being ~slig↔tly~ below purple~
if you're a ↔ig↔blood and you genuinely believe lowbloods are anyt↔ing ot↔er t↔an toys for us to use i calmly ask t↔at you re-evaluate~ if you're only pretending you believe t↔at ( like @trollimedemf ) t↔at's fine i don't care~ #nsfwe
☆~𖦹 Not to be too crass on here but I do quite like a woman's bulge. Hot, beautiful and gorgeous are all words I think describes them #nsfw 𖦹~☆
... hilarities 12:11 "that is not my MOTHERFUCKING job, BITCH! go get me another faygo!"
Im 2o fucking pump3d dud3. it2 lik3 my lif3 i2 finally coming tog3th3r again for a littl3 bit again
I f33l lik3 thi2 2hould mak3 m3 mad but I dont 3v3n know what your3 2aying
Oon my chucklevOoOodOoOo shit.
because i gOot issues, ya fuckin wanker.
well ill break the news tOo yOou, bOogan. im a right prOoper menace. im trOoll frankenstein in this bitch. i dOont gOot much Oof a say hOow pretty i be lOoOoking. sOo why dOont ye take yer Oown mangy eye and stuff it up yer ass, ya blOoOody galah.
this cunts crackin the shits with me as if we aint a cut Oof the same fuckin clOoth. blOoOody un-be-fucking-lievable.
nOot if i swap Oout my parts. perk a bein frankenstein.
SOme Of yOu wicked mOtherfuckers seem like yOu are One shOt Of faygO away frOm sending me just the mOst miraculOusly Obscene shit in my dms and i need yOu tO knOw yOu can dO that. i dOn't bite unless yOu tell me tO ;O #nsfw
Old ladies at antique stOres call me pleasant and a delight tO talk tO :O3
bOred, hOrny and hungry On a wednsday fuckin evening, terrible day #nsfw
✐ᝰ Tomato tomato tomato! ᝰᝰ
Bruh Com3 2l33p in th3 Gard3n
i thinnk i should.
trouble sleepinng. my hairs are onn their ennds.
<Whăt kĭnd ŏf chĕĕsĕ / whĕn tălkĭng>
god forbid a beautifull bitch gives you cheese advice. no one respects me.
oh. #vagueposting. i guess.
i respect you.
<Pĕrhăps măkĭng 12 dŏzĕn / bănkĕtstăvĕn ŏn ă whĭm / bĕcăŭsĕ I wăs ŭpsĕt / thĕ căfĕ wăs frĕsh / ŏŭt yĕstĕrnĭght wăs. Nŏt / ă gŏŏd ĭdĕă>
I like playing ball :O3
... thinking about posting a picture of my sweet lusus. :'o)
... sideshows 9:12 "club or hammer?" sister plagia asked. "im crossed as SHIT just get them MOTHERFUCKING hands dirty LMFAOOO!"
I am the barkbeast Of wisdOm, whO wants my wisdOm?
((Time for a better intro/pinned now that I'm not on mobile! Hello! I, the critter that runs this blog, am 26 and use it/hyr/maw pronouns, I've been active in esp Homestuck RP spaces since 2012! My messages are open, I'm super cool with any form of NSFW stuff (violence or suggestive) as long as it's properly tagged! Unless stated otherwise, any art is my own!)) Character info: \\ YOur name is SKILLA HARLOX, yOu are a whOle 12 sweeps Old, and yOu're already kinda dOne with this shit, and just wanna chill the fuck Out. YOur interests include LITERATURE and FRIVOLOUS TOMFOOLERY. Despite nOt being a grub anymOre, yOu still SHARE A HIVE WITH YOUR LUSUS, HYDRAMOM. YOu cOnsider yOurself pretty kind, as far as purple blOOds gO. YOu really lOve emulating the WICKED STYLES AND MANNERISMS OF BARKBEASTS. YOu alsO have tO USE A CANE, Or even A WHEELCHAIR sOmetimes, because yOur jOints are bad and yOu cracked yOur spine that One time. yOu are alsO, like any self respecting trOll Of yOur caste, a deeply devOted juggalO yOu’re happy tO share a quadrant with anyOne, red flavored feelings tends tO be reserved fOr the ladies and nOn gents, but there's always exceptiOns! hOwever if peOple wanna just kinda vibe and fill a pail Or sOmethin sOmetime, who are yOu tO say nO? yOu enjOy a gOOd scrap and tussle as much as the rest Of yOur caste, and particularly enjOy hunting. but yOu alsO really like art 'n reading 'n shit, even if yOu dOn't always sOund that intelligent
Sup I'm back :O3
I'm a little bit concerned thhhat people are um. legitimately thhhinking I want to die. And hhhhhh hhh I guess I understand whhhy from my posts but hhhhhh hhhhhh it feels so stupid to clarify often... hhh.. ALSO I'VE ALREADY HHHAD THHHERAPY AAHHHHHHHHHHHH I've said it before! Um! I don't want to die! Althhhoughhh um, I do read a lot of um, reader self insert stuffl ike thhhaatandit'sveryhhhot bUT ANYWAY in real life um. hhhhhhhhh. fucked up dark romance tropes adfgdty <333 Still um. I like. um. being thhhreatened a bit even if it's empty. Maybe especially if it's empty? No. No, it's um, like, thhhe ambiguity? #suggestive #nsfw i guess from hhhere sogshhhfgjf I don't know. I've never been hhhurt to know um. If I'm like. um. hhhhhh hhh fhhhfhhhfghhhifdghhh a masochhhist actually but um. I thhhink. It's really hhhot to know my life could be immediately ended and thhhat like, um, even if it's not done, it's like, a looming thhhreat. S sds somethhhing hhh about thhhe fear of it turns me on a lot more thhhan anythhhinghhh elsegsfgfhhhs thhhis is so embradrassingdfgghhhdhhh SORRY SORRY OKAY AAAA I WROTE TOO MUCHHH AGAIN
...okay okay okay most pressing errands are done! I now have food for the next few nights, my hive is mostly clean, and I've sorted out my new hairpins. ...now to play games and scroll Chittr whilst I procrastinate on redoing my hair but in my defense there's a lot of it and it takes a really really long time
ᐖ LAᐖY BEARZ...................... ᐛ
ᐖ ZOMG W8 BIG HAIRY WOMEN...........HOUGH ᐛ
BrO I made One pOst fOr the lesbians and nOw I gOt hOt trOll nuns in the cOmments talkin abOut keepin me like a barkbeast, brO I never stOp winning :O3 #nsfw
... :oO oh sweet thing. a good barkbeast is a rare MOTHERFUCKING thing to find. leashed, you would finally have some proper training with me. no more going to waste and SHIT. #nsfw
YOu gOt a real knack fOr sOng, sister :O3
Hush puppy? Yeah I knOw what a hush puppy is. That’s what pretty ladies say tO me tO get me tO shut up and then I dO :O3 #nsfw #butlikemildly
... hot SHIT [flush letters] 5:12 "you bring my MOTHERFUCKING blood to a boil, wicked BITCH. now bend and spread so we can play pattycake to the beat of my stuttering pumper." honk.
BrO if I win at fight night I’ll pOst tits On the tl :O3 #nsfw
... do you come trained? or do i get to do that hot SHIT myself, mutt? :o)
... if you want a barkbeast, you must remember to feed it, walk it, bathe it, FUCK it. are you responsible enough, sister losnaa? :o) #nsfw
Other lesbians knOw I am lOOkin directly at yOu with my big fuckin barkbeast eyes and waggin my stupid tail n shiiiiiit
... hot SHIT, flushed letters 4:43 "throw that SHIT back like you MOTHERFUCKING mean it, sister. earn my love. earn Their gaze in return for your act of hedonism. SHIIIIIT, a brother knows how you love to be watched anyways." #nsfw
... to get wasted by any hand other than mine DAMN right blasphemous, sister. try again.
... i'm getting all kinds of MOTHERFUCKING excited up in this BITCH. i love not knowing what kind of cute surprises some gutterblooded prey had up their chute.
... i'm running low on PISS for my most recent mural. do you run fast, little battery? :o)
... hot SHIT [flush letters] 3:28 says: "you crazy for that mamas"
... are your betters aware of this account? :o)
i was thinking of helping you acquire a motherfuckin lowblood, BUT THIS WILL BE NOTED.
COME NOW, SISTER. i been seein all the shit you postin. DOES A BROTHER NEED TO GIVE A HELPING HAND?
... i will be waiting in the dungeon, BITCH. #nsfw
:o) colors 42:6-7 "remember this story, unfaithful, and remember its lesson, you ain’t the masterpiece, you ain’t the SHIT, you’re the dirt under the boots of the highbloods, but even grime’s got a purpose." "to make the shine shine brighter, to make the laugh laugh louder, to make the Messiahs’ mercy feel like a MOTHERFUCKING gift when they deign to spit on you from on high, so stay put, little smear, the carnival’s coming."
... do not join the matesprit island. come to my island where i will be holding a raucous hunt instead. SHITBLOODS apply below. :o)
... whoop whoop chittr. :o) i am sister glasga, and though i find social media to be quite the MOTHERFUCKING waste of time, i have been convinced to join by my BITCHSLUT. pious brothers and sisters, rejoice. heretics, choke on it. witness me, MOTHERFUCKER. #nsfw #gore https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/53b55a0ce7ef.png
H⌖wdy every⌖ne. H⌖pe y'all are havin' a g⌖⌖d evenin'. ⌖r m⌖rnin'. Whatever time it happens t' be fer ya. 𓍯
:o)
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