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do you guys ever lay in bed and listen to die your daughter by susannah joffe on loop or are you normal anyways look at what im listening to #bangeralert
[BEGIN MESSAGE] me and tthe gir|z are hanging 0ut. and by tthe gir|z. i mean appr0ximate|y 0ne hundred beez. [END MESSAGE]
:33< *the mighty huntress picks mew up and throws mew like a football*
were going back in time to the first airing to get river monsters back on the menu THATS RIGHT were going back in time to the first airing to get river monsters ON THE MENU
guys holy shit it is my great texan american pleasure to announce that river monsters is back im gonna make karkat watch so much of that shit with me
watched a wasp eat a caterpillar today it was sick as hell
/.i.swear.to.gog.that.persons.pfp.is.the.president.from.monsters.versus.aliens.\ \.get.out.of.the.shadows./
If you're a dude and you have a big fat buLLge, become a femboy. Not enough big buLLged femboys these days, Squeak.
HⵜⵜP⚕︎://I.IMGUR.COM/2CON6⚕︎X.PNG JU⚕︎ⵜ A ⵜA⚕︎ⵜE?
Ok★y nevermind Peter ★nd C★sper frowned ★t the ide★ ★nd it m★de me feel b★d, evil c★nceled.
C>-- ent·t·thrallment·t·t . isnt·t·t so bad . it·t·tisnt·t·t so bad .
C>-- im . relaxing on my . pursuit·t·t t·t·to inspire ot·t·thers . for a while . i found my . muse . if you want·t·t inspirat·t·tion from . me . seek it·t·t . act·t·tively .
tHERE ARE, sO MANY AWESOME AND COOL, aND BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL, aND PRETTY MUCH ALL AROUND AWESOME, pEOPLE ON HERE, iT IS KIND OF ALMOST, aBSURD, eHEHE, hEH,
once i fucked a vending machine #nsfw #yovaha #varsity @
yo iznang been up to some bs on here. usually thas my thing. this gotta be good @
You are aware of what being a Eunuch fortells, right?
okay so hear me out
I hate how the "Scheming Eunuch" meme has sullied the reputation of real, loyal eunuchs. I would NEVER betray my king.
*、tH4NKS M4N G14D U G0T H31P,！⚡️
-- craftsmanToxophilite is offline! -- [ He has been abducted by his matesprit. ] #nsfw
*、sHITTTT S0RRY U G0TT 1IV3 THR0 TH4T M4N！⚡️
Drink iced coffee, panic attck
MY BOYFR13ND D13D 4FT3R TH1S. >:] @GHOSTLYGHOUL13S
D --> @saturnineCarrion your requested cleaver is complete D --> It is nothing e%ceptional but I have made sure to fulfill your request that the blade is nigh indestructible D --> I have bolstered this trait by making the blade absorb vibrational energy, which it then emits as sparkles through the small, attached bell to better suit your requested aesthetic preferences D --> This should also make the shock of striking anything with the cleaver considerably less jarring on your hand, which should hopefully improve the comfort of using it D --> Please enjoy D --> And for everyone else please recall you may submit a similar request for items here https://forms.gle/tHVRqYpdhuiiEyMC8
*、d0 Y0U 3V3R F331 Y0UR CH3ST TIGHT3N 1IK3 S0M3THING B4D IS 4B0UT T0 H4PP3N, JUST M3?！⚡️
nooooo dont look at meeeeee zzzezzzezzzezzzezzzzzzzzzzzz <3<3<3
(( can no longer look at @carcinoGarlic without thinking the phrase "slutty little tail nub"
(V)(',,')(V) https://f2.toyho℧.se/file/f2-toyho℧-se/images/129335306_Lx99ZeivJDgg9Yw.png #selfies℧nday whadd℧p biatches
i gotta get back into adult film. all my shit was printed on poorly distributed tapes 90 some sweeps ago. legitimately filmed in a cardboard box. lost media #yovaha #nsfw #lostmedia #pornnnn #yovahawarning @
8=l < I need the largest spoonfoal of peanut butter in my mouth 8=l < Right this instant 8=l < Craving
¡m 9onna open my mou7h and wa¡7, maybe $omeone w¡!! car7oon¡$h!y wa!k ¡n7o ¡7
C>-- goodevening int·t·ternet·t·t creeps .
we cAn mop you up And rebu|ld you A|nt no b|gg|e
8=l < You are cute
Awwww
hell nawwww. im no seadweller. im jus a straight up dweller @
If I could have any wish I would make everyone have transparent skin that hurts all the time.
★彡 [sEE @t lE@st SOMEONE @pprEcI@tEs mY fInE rIng wr@nglIn phYsIqUE.] 彡★
(( heph gave several people a gay awakening at that party
BXOO < *ac does a youtube thumbnail face* can i play this MEW roguelike deckbuilder WITHOUT CUMMING??? #nsfw
tr7 not to (um while pla7ing this roguelite de(kbuilder. we're not expe(ting it to make 7ou (um, we'd just prefer if 7ou didn't.
da wind is blowin crazy style over here liek who gave u permission to open n close my door???// thot i was bein haunted for a sec smh
There's soimething... Intriguing about a guy who looks a little stupid when he looks at you. You know? a little darling that looks at you and his face goes dumb with that smile and such? yueah.... well a girl can fantasize
Peeking t)(roug)( kink c)(ittr... )(mm... Some of you need to learn safety cues. Very badly.
8=l < Moros' matesprit came over 8=l < She and I are reducing him to a puddle
၄⋆၃ "xennox where have you been youre way busier rexently" honestly question mark ive been playing fields of mistria i have no fuxking exxuse and yes i am having a great time thank you for asking #silly
D --> You do not need an e%cuse for joy
=3:) Th♡uughts ♡n°°° #breed!ng ? #nsfw
{ ok its not a nude EXACLY but!!! | i finaly got someone 2 get a pic of me at the club lolll ‖ still #nsfw but only kinda!! XD ‖ every1 look at my tittiezzz │▌
(( DOT!!!!! DOT IS HERE sub-five-foot reverse-empath mutant freak. selectively mute, usually communicates IRL by projecting vague concepts in sequence. those close to her understand her clear as day, but she also signs in case anybody fuckin knows A(lternian)SL. online, she sort of does the same thing with emoji. she makes noise/shoegaze! used to be in a punk band before The Incident scattered everybody. things can get #nsfw with her, she's fairly kinky and likes #cnc play (she can make you genuinely scared in bed and then make you feel so so so safe in aftercare!!!) and uhm yeah :)
.....(( and als• d•t's :).....
(( giving you direct permission for torent to know everything in frescas pinned including the furry porn
like a bat out of hell, i'll be gone when the morning (omes oh, when the night is over, like a bat out of hell, i'll be gone gone gone like a bat out of hell, i'll be gone when the morning (omes but when the da7 is done and the sun goes down and the moonlight's shining through then like a sinner before the gates of heaven i'll (ome (rawling home ba(k to 7ou
8=) < Yes here we go 8=l < New Karkat friend acquired but properly represented
OOC: Your name is FRESCA PERCUS. You are no longer HIVELESS, as you were for much of your life. You currently live in the frond of a COMMUNAL HIVESTEM, the only hive you can afford without DRASTIC ACTION. You much prefer life on THE OPEN ROAD, but those days are behind you for now. Currently, you BARTEND at a DUBIOUSLY LEGAL HEMOANONYMOUS VOLUNTARY-INTOXICATION ESTABLISHMENT. Once, you were the DRUMMER of a TOURING PUNK BAND, but as previously mentioned, those days appear to be behind you. You still make MUSIC sometimes, typically somewhere around the HYPERPOP genre, though you don't constrain yourself. You also occasionally CODE, though rarely with any success, because you are NOT THAT SMART due to NEVER BEING SCHOOLFED, which is okay, because you make up for it by being VERY SWEET. You are also a bit of a VILLAGE TWO WHEEL DEVICE when it comes to MOIRALLEGIANCE, and also SEX. This is made a bit complicated due to your HEMOANONYMOUS LIFESTYLE, but you make do. Your trolltag is decadentBeatmistress and { you speak in a rithmic, | singsong manner ‖ and you also cant spell big words! │▌ Fresca is kinky, so content warning for cnc, hypnosis, masochism, and other sorts of edgeplay. Yaay! Feel free to say hi, hit on her, objectify her, or threaten her. She likes it! REFS (last two are #nsfw!)
C>-- t·t·thankyou . wayward freak . t·t·tickt·t·tick
C>-- oneoft·t·the best·t·t days . ofmy life . inliving memory . t·t·tickt·t·tickt·t·tick
Jealou§ fool! You (c)ovet the amulet too, (c)lea(R)ly. Li§ten not to what thi§ one §ay§, my liege.™
feed me n⚠︎t meat... [l🗡terally eat🗡ng meat 🗡n that ph⚠︎t⚠︎]
M4N. 1 LOV3 MONST3RS.
yes
My Fangs Are Beginning To Ache In The Way They Do When I Want To Bite Into Someone Again. Another Pillow Is Sacrificed In The Meantime. #violence? #suggestive? #nsfc
D --> I think one should always be endeavoring to grow STRONGER D --> If not of body, then of skill, of mind, or even simply of weaponry D --> It is the most noble of pursuits
so many horses a yearning swells up within to run with the wind .
obvious biases asiDe i REALLY Dont get the hate for faygo :o/
shrooms, pot brownies, baja blast and sushi with jade on the menu will report back once it hits
--^^> ¡'m cur¡ous, wh4t's everyone's op¡n¡on on ov¡pos¡t¡on,., #nsfw,.,., <^^--
#mynest
Something just happened.
>+. I NEED TO SLEEP IN A PAIR OF BOOBS .+< #nsfw?
8=l < Loaf doodle 8=l < Even a god gets bored 8=l < Took a break from the ring 8=l < A% me things 8=l < https://tally.so/r/%%GABo
