೯⁺ dave strider 🍎 ˊˎ-
@yaoiMerchant
born to say "haiiii :3" forced to say "yo wsg" in a relationship with @carcinoGigantis btw #huzzalert ( all art by account owner unless stated otherwise ! )
mamas boy by dominic fike shuffled on evil ass brain goblin whispers to me you miss your bro you miss your bro right now bro you miss him no time fo dat evil brain goblin i think its time i get at least two cans of whipped cream and start chugging that could save me
actually i think i might be manic who wants to take advantage and get dave to say some insane bullshit . thats probably a bad idea actually
eyyyy manic gang. it's great 0ut here until it very suddenly is not.
yeah dude you get it man i feel like my face isnt real my body is but a vessel and i can fight god and probably lose but id do it anyways ykwim
do you guys ever lay in bed and listen to die your daughter by susannah joffe on loop or are you normal anyways look at what im listening to #bangeralert
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word type shit im on thank god im normal thanks for the daily affirmations dude
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dw according to the other dude in this thread were normal clearly ✌️
thank god coz i was abt to have to apologiz in case this shit was genetic
ooohhh it just might be but well put a pin in that and unpack it another day 😂😂😂😂😂😂
guys holy shit it is my great texan american pleasure to announce that river monsters is back im gonna make karkat watch so much of that shit with me
were going back in time to the first airing to get river monsters back on the menu THATS RIGHT were going back in time to the first airing to get river monsters ON THE MENU
important question is troll among us a thing much to ponder
c< NOt really, we OccasiONally play HuMaN AMONg Us tHOugH! >c
oh shit fr thats cool to know we should play among us sometime gurl
c< OH Hell yeaH! if sOMeONe starts up a gaMe aNd iM NOt busy i alMOst always HOp iN! i Have it dOwNlOaded 4 tHe explicit purpOse Of CHittr AMONg Us >c
theres chittr among us seshes ????? oh this is hells of cool yes dude well make this happen its gonna be put in motion
c< OccasiONally, yeaH! sOMeONe will just start up a gaMe, tHrOw tHe cOde ON CHittr aNd we just play a few rOuNds! >c
sus? imposter? those are what you should be really askin
they should make a movie like twilight except gay call that count twinkula ah ah ah i vant to suck your diiiiiick
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yeah thanks thatd be more appropriate for the occasion but also my ego says this was a 5 out of 5 so i think its kind of a useless endeavor like trying to convince a republican texan that gay people dont infect their children with be queer NOW disease and oh no what ever will i do i might just have a heart attack at this rate my frail human man heart and lack of universal heathcare are aching from even the idea of these future ghostposting endeavors
might i put down on the table as well yuri? a yuri and yaoi twilight
count girltwinkula be like ah ah ah i vant to suck your titties
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count girltwinkula be like ah ah ah the blood moon has come i vant to feast
would you have preferred me comparing the uselessness of the ratings vs my ego to trying to teach scientologists common sense and pastafarians that their goat is an italian dish and that my big fatass will just eat or what also i see plenty coming lol lmao even spontaneous combustion is a saturday night activity btw youre a day late sorry to say man youll get me next time champ
sup bros strider song of the afternoon rap edition this time " flashbang by fukkit and dutchman " give it a listen
who else up listening to bangers tune in yall
c< OOOOOO, ive gOt AKiHabara Cruise gOiN rigHt NOw Https://www.yOutube.cOM/watcH?v=7I5c8MublEY >c
i misread this so i thought you posted "who else up listening to burgers" and i didn't even think about it because that's also something dave would say
8=l < I have Sagittarius playing
"the best and fastest shutter girl" has been on loop for the past few days.
a few days must mean it's heat so adding this to my queue too
morning yall rise and grind per usual get those racks get those bags straight up in the bakery getting bread strider song of the morning is " pivot by cheem " listen to it
listened to it!!! i really like how this sounds a lot :)
hells to the yeah dude i love this band got sorta a fruitiger aero sound if ykwim
OH YEA ABSOLUTELY the cover art for the songs give off the same vibe im definitely going to check out more of their music
happy to put you onto peak B) always free to ask for more music recs im your guys for it
ill keep that in mind!! im always looking for new stuff to listen to :)
actually thank god no one saw me say that on second thought
cuz every time we touch i get this feeling and every time we kiss i swear i can fly cant you feel my heart beat fast i want this to last need you by my side
so-called "metalheads" when the 2000's white girl music hits
im a music head in general dawg people claim to be into niche come back to me when you listen to songs called lesbian ponies with weapons
gonna add this to my current playlist, i'll get back to you in like an hour when i've forgotten about it and it probably hits me like a freight train
ok guys be honest whos your "would if i could" around here im curious and maybe a little faded by now but thats besides the point
chew on me as hard as you want to get back at my bitchass at this rate lol something something striders and emotional constipation go hand and hand like nuns and sexy halloween costumes do well work on that rep bro you aint bad in this daves book so far
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yurr aint no worry with me dude ✌️ god tier tride and true or whatever really patriotic mfs say and honestly a little fear is something im into and im not unpacking that just yet but like jsyk
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suhweeet the great strider fumble recover in one go wow how does he do it we should probably dm right that might be a thing pailing with a side of getting to know a dude as a possible friend on the menu i think
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careful clown around too much and a man might swoon kidding but seriously its also sleep time for me sooo ill dm you when i wake up sleep well bro
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kinda miss my bro or my many bros i should say where they at lil hals included btw
ok dudes gonna be answering some questions at some point tomorrow i think so if youre cool and swag drop some in here man had to make this post before tonights activities steals me away
shrooms, pot brownies, baja blast and sushi with jade on the menu will report back once it hits
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its been a few months since i last got high and im kinda excited :)
dude what the hell can i borrow her at least idk once a week for dinner im so shit at cooking man
its gonna be hype as fuck jade were gonna go to another plane of existence
should i be worried?? maybe we can watch the troll version of one piece while were high....
nahh no worries dont even sweat it troll one piece does sound fire ill start it up hold on
anyone else up relating to birds yo sometimes i feel like chittr is a nest and im freshly hatched and chirping going feed me feed me feed me more content for dave strider please who trynna be the worms (content)
i will always be on your side and theres also probably something wrong with me so we're fine basically
yeah dude it like balances or some shit something about the laws of the universe requires a deranged dave strider and a deranged jade harley to exist or else space time continuum disaster buzzwords youre so right
EXAAACTLY the world would kind of be fucked up without us if you think about it
this is so brave of us were the collective final frontier taking all the bad shit from the world like a pair of holy shields saving the poor people and giving them only joy lets hold hands and spin around in fucking merriment we deserve that much
we are literally the most bravest people to exist ever. we are the whimsy warriors holding your hands and spinning!!!
wHo lIkE FeEdInG Us iF We aLl iN ThE NeSt bRoThA? jUs pAsSiN RoUnD A HaNd fUlL Of wOrMs (o:
holy shit i didnt consider communal worms who IS handing them to the nestlings of chittr maybe the peanut is i like to believe the peanut is the provider
no longer trapped at job place you know what that means strider song suggestion time gimme a genre and ill give you a song for your listening pleasure
--E√ "French" House. Whatever "French" humans are, they were cooking.
this one has the swag in its step i think electro swing should have
scared of the day jake english comes crashing in like tally ho i surely am the most devious bastard on all of chittr indeed i am 🧐🇬🇧
job 👎 working 👎 corporate hellscape 👎 #freestrider
yꙮu gꙮtta remember that there's mꙮney at the end - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
thats true the holy light of fat racks is at the end of this dark tunnel like a force to empower and enlighten me rejuvenation for a new day and a new dollar mad inspirational thanks dude
i grow plants and deliver mail and help work on stuff for the earth c community and im trying to get karkat and kanaya and our other mortal buddies to be able to god tier :)
w plans and w work per usual jade lmk if you ever need help fr cuz im down B)
time powers would be helpful so its not just me and roxy trying to crack god tiering :P
understood dude im on it when needed just doing it in moderation per usual im not trying to create a shit ton of paradoxes
pizza is a heated topic here i see ill keep that in mind thank you for the rapture in my notifs everyone keep it up