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=nyoom= Whenever you feel safe, just remember I’m out there!
My liege is larping in front of the imperial concubines again... #nsfw (just in case)
we all got that one friend who aint gonna make it
\ aaaaaaaallllllllll the t1me /
*、y4 Y4 WTV IG JUST D0NT PUSH Y0UR 1UCK！⚡️
thank god coz i was abt to have to apologiz in case this shit was genetic
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*、n4H THIS IS N0RM41, P30P13 WH0 D0N'T 4R3N'T N0RM41！⚡️
--E√ This image goes so hard for no reason.
OHMY GOD??????????????????????????????????///
💀「Keep fighting the g00d fight.」🦴
i trust you forever and ever dont worry
hi dave!! thank you for the welcome i love being here im glad youre doing good!! im good as well. im so awesome even
i tried to backread but that quickly became overwhelming!!! keeping up with everything is hell anyway i hope everyone is doing well
sus? imposter? those are what you should be really askin
c< OccasiONally, yeaH! sOMeONe will just start up a gaMe, tHrOw tHe cOde ON CHittr aNd we just play a few rOuNds! >c
c< OH Hell yeaH! if sOMeONe starts up a gaMe aNd iM NOt busy i alMOst always HOp iN! i Have it dOwNlOaded 4 tHe explicit purpOse Of CHittr AMONg Us >c
c< NOt really, we OccasiONally play HuMaN AMONg Us tHOugH! >c
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count girltwinkula be like ah ah ah the blood moon has come i vant to feast
might i put down on the table as well yuri? a yuri and yaoi twilight
speak1ng of mogg1ng, t1me to outf1t stunt on all of you b1tchbeasts aga1n B)
paws on your face
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Of course, you didn't have any good guidance on how to cook. My general asking, to at least reassure, wasn't to shame anyone! I was mostly just curious!
Well, you aren't alone! You have plenty of company.
8=l < I will take these suggestions in mind
How many Striders and Lalondes can cook? I'm curious :0
8=l < I'm fairly fle%ible 8=l < My favorite is foalmetal achemist
---> before i have to go crash this truck, quick question . mustard or ketchup on hotdogs? i'll check this after crashing.
i got so much paper its unbelievable
its pages sunday i couldnt think of alliteration this time sorry
the cr0p top and undersized jean sh0rts really haven't been topped.
you mean kullrea.
In alternian culture i bet north korea is just regular korea
sorry davve kar set my back on the right course dont wworry i fully support you havving a big ass titted matesprit as you should
8=l < Transportalizer is now open 8=l < Please come by 8=l < [coords.loc]
c< Hell tHe fucK yes! >c
c< OOOOOO, ive gOt AKiHabara Cruise gOiN rigHt NOw Https://www.yOutube.cOM/watcH?v=7I5c8MublEY >c
i misread this so i thought you posted "who else up listening to burgers" and i didn't even think about it because that's also something dave would say
8=l < I have Sagittarius playing
"the best and fastest shutter girl" has been on loop for the past few days.
ill keep that in mind!! im always looking for new stuff to listen to :)
OH YEA ABSOLUTELY the cover art for the songs give off the same vibe im definitely going to check out more of their music
listened to it!!! i really like how this sounds a lot :)
HEHEHE i feel so honored thank you dave
he will regret it!!! i almost called you my yaoi knight i dunno
morning dave!! thankfully the sandman was kind to me once more hehe
good morning :)
sweet nectar from boynook... #boynook #nsfw
yUrRrRrR. iT'S BiG G-Bo, CoMiNg aT YoU FrOm tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG LiVeChIt tO WiSh aLl yOu dEw eYeD SlEePy aSs sUn-uP ShAmBlErS OuT ThErE A MoSt wIcKeD ToP Of tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG MoRnInG. iT'S BrIgHt oUt. BiRdS Be bUlLsHiTtInG. tHiNk i sEeN'T A BrOtHeR BeInG MoThEr fUcKiNg dOg wAlKeD By tHiS LiL' pReTtY ThInG OuTsIdE. sHiT'S LoOkInG LiKe tOdAy's gOnNa bE OnE Of tHoSe dAyS, hUh? It's cOoL, bAbY. wE OuTsIdE. gEt aCtIvE. :o)
hOnK HoNk yO CrAb wIlL CaTcH YoU (o: YeAh, GoOd lIgHt dAvE (o:
mMm sEmI-FuMbLe, A StUmBlE BuT GoT A SoFt sPoT FoR Ya. SuRe mAn dMs aLwAyS OpEn bUt wAs bOuT To cAtCh a sNoOzE. wIlL GeT BaCk tO Ya nExT LiGhT
oH ThEn yO FrEaK DoOrS WiDe oPeN. (o: aIn't gOtTeN To cHeW On a gOd iN MiGhTy lOnG. nO WoRrIeS BrOtHa, FaMiLiAr wItH Yo bRaNd oF SeCrEtS N ShIt. AiN'T GoTtA UnPaCk nOtHiN If aLl yOu wAnT Is sOmE PaIlIn
yOu gOd tIeR? dOn't wAnNa gO ToO CrAzY N KiLl yA FeR GoOd iF We gEt tHaT FaR. KiNdA LiKe iT, kInDa dOn't. A MoThErFuCkEr sHoUlD CoMmAnD SoMe fEaR. sTiLl wOrKsHoPpIn wHaT I WaNt yA KnOw?
iS CoOl bRo, KnOw tHaT My rEpUtAtIoN CaN'T Be rEpAiReD Or nOtHiN. wAnT Me tO ChEw oN Ya cAn dO ThAt nO FuCkIn pRoBlEm. NoT LaMe tO Be sInCeRe mAn (o: i lIkE ThAt
@yaoimerchant not the vibe i was expecting, actually didn't know what to expect, but i dig it
yEr sIlLy dAvE, i lIkE ThAt. (o: MmM AiN'T ThAt tAlKaTiVe mUcH AnYmOrE FeR ReAl. WhY'D I Be aNy kInDa uPsEt? SuRe i tHiNk iT'S StRaNgE, dAvE'S AiN'T AlL ThAt iNtO Me, LeArNeD FrOm eXpErIeNcE. HoNkHoNk wHaT MoTiOn yOu lOoKiN FoR MaN CaUsE I AiN'T ReAlLy lOoKiN To qUaD Up
MARRIED TO AN IDIOT.
✧જ⁀ I wish!!! EVERYone a goodlight!!! And hope!!! You all get good feels in the coming hours!!! Only hoping for the moment!!! Because Im focusing all mental!!! Power into EXTRA good feelings for someone!!!!!!!!! d:DDD #positive =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
gonna add this to my current playlist, i'll get back to you in like an hour when i've forgotten about it and it probably hits me like a freight train
kinda embarrassed but uh... the witch of space, not really picky, always had a crush on her...
@theM♤rquise
8=l < Something like this
...they told me to draw.... [checks notes] ..."dave"....
8=) < Yes here we go 8=l < New Karkat friend acquired but properly represented
8=l < I'm done drawing but I'll repost this one 8=l < Another new Karkat friend acquired 8=l < I am collecting them
god yeah that po2t wa2 two de2perate iit2 over for me.
brownies are nearly done :)
should i be worried?? maybe we can watch the troll version of one piece while were high....
8=l < No further comments at this time, thank you
its been a few months since i last got high and im kinda excited :)
f0r me that'5 a d0uble chee5eburger wIth garlIc parm 5auce and 50me m00n mI5t
b0ld m0ve ch005Ing the baja bla5t wIth 5u5hI
OH. OKAY. CALL BACK WHEN VIOLENT GUSTO SERVES FUNNY LITTLE RAT MEAL. THEN CANS CAN HIT.
8=l < Anonymous a%ed me to draw myself as a horse but I've already done that 8=l < So take this centaur instead
mMm sMaRt, SpOoKy aSs pEaNuT GiVeS WiT LiL. mAd gEnErOuS Of eM
wHo lIkE FeEdInG Us iF We aLl iN ThE NeSt bRoThA? jUs pAsSiN RoUnD A HaNd fUlL Of wOrMs (o:
we are literally the most bravest people to exist ever. we are the whimsy warriors holding your hands and spinning!!!
EXAAACTLY the world would kind of be fucked up without us if you think about it
i will always be on your side and theres also probably something wrong with me so we're fine basically
growing little bird chirping for more nourishment worms filled with content .
fuck 2tayiing iin one lane that2 why there2 two of tho2e biitche2.
i think your mind is a beautiful place
8=l < Hrk 8=l < Yes 8=l < Quite lucky
8=l < 8=l < That one Karkat is just so 8=l < Specifically attractive
--E√ "French" House. Whatever "French" humans are, they were cooking.
House
thats a lords wisdom for you.
hm.
i trust you with it :)
time powers would be helpful so its not just me and roxy trying to crack god tiering :P
i grow plants and deliver mail and help work on stuff for the earth c community and im trying to get karkat and kanaya and our other mortal buddies to be able to god tier :)
yꙮu gꙮtta remember that there's mꙮney at the end - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
ehehe i love my friends
yknow what i can accept rolling your pizza its like a really really bad stromboli or pizza roll (not the microwave shits the actual thing) just straight up eating it folded one half crust to tip though you deserve death
⚲ take at !eaSt 3 S!¡ceS ¡f nOt 5 and fO!d ¡t OntO a p¡nwhee! St¡ck.ᐟ Sp¡n ¡t and take b¡teS aS ¡t Sp¡nS.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ hehehehehe ⚲
Hamburger style. Why would you fold it up in the first place if you're not lookin' to slam that motherfucker down your gullet at a world record pace? Hotdog style's just straight up inefficient, man.
⚲ p¡nwhee! Sty!e.ᐟ ⚲
we should kill him to establish dominance
you just witnessed a genuine same hat moment this is one for the scrapbook
who the fuck is eating pizza hamburger style
rolling up that slice like toothpaste so i guess hamburger style
c< if iM starviN? iM NOt eveN fOldiNg tHat sHit, its beiNg eateN liKe a raveNOus beast, NO fOlds, NO NOtHiN, just teetH aNd pizza >c
=nyoom= I have never considered hamburger style as a strategy here, this might be a new meta for me.
I wrote a few very judgmental sentences before I remembered you are a Strider and therefore disturbed. Instead I will simply answer your question: "hotdog style."
Hunting your own friends for sport should also be considered a #platonic activity honestly. Friend enrichment.
cant a girl hunt her friend for sport without people assuming theyre dating anymore what has the world come to
You give the Department of Research and Development a little too much funding and all the sudden you're stuck in a presentation about how fast Mozart could've finished a Geek Bar.
Flavor, or we goin classic?
Sure what are you up for?
It breaks my heart when I hear these striders starving or living off cheap shit. Im right here, just ask. I can get you a week's worth of good home-cooked food, just call me or text. Im sure there's at least two other Dirks that would agree with me.
I CANT ARGUE WITH YOU *AND* HIM AT THE SAME TIME, CANT YOU KICK HIM OUT.
[ It seems like someone ( @yaoiMerchant ) was jealous of all the prying eyes. ]
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESSSSSS!!!! @THRIVINGGARLAND WAKE THE FUCK UP!!! IT IS BACK!!! IT IS BACK!!! HAVE HAVE REHEARSED THIS!!!!
Truly, no one is doing it like you, Mr. President.
you were riight. honey ii2 way better than hatiing.
You talked. I heard. Thank you for trusting me with your valuable thoughts, my dear constituents.
@PEANUT
c< OH itll be fuN as fucK, ya girl is absOlutely briNgiN basically tHe wHOle fucKeN KitcHeN witH Me >c
Alright! > I'll > Make > Sure > My > Managers > Know > I'll > Be > Taking > A > Day > Off > #modelshit > ♡
I > Mean > I > Wouldn't > Mind, > Been > Awhile > Since > I > Had > Some > Stuff > #substance > ♡
c< id lOve tHat, HONestly, tHat sOuNds fucKeN aMaziNg >c
ok yAy <3
my bAcck |ssnt tAht b|g | dnt remmber my eXXXAcct meAsure meAnts cld | st|ll come
dAmN FuCkIn cOmMiTtEd tO BiG BaCkInG. iMmA EaT LeMmE KnOw wHeN ThIs tHiNg cOmEs tOgEtHeR (o:
I hear you. I understand. As an elected official, I try to listen to my constituents. I am in conversations with Troll Taco Bell to return the Doritos Locos Taco to the menu.
dAmN MaN IoN KnOw hOw tO OrGaNiZe nO WhAtEvEr yA CaLlEd iT. i jUsT Be lIkInG To eAt (o:
hOnK HoNkHoNk gOn nEeD MaD BeDs tO Do iT RiGhT. sOmE MaC N ChEeSe n iCeCrEaM AfTeR a mOtHeRfUcKeR JuSt aTe fR WaTcHiNg sOmE CoOkIn cHaNnEl n eVeRyThInG LoOkS So fUcKiN GoOd
THANK YOU!!! IT IS TRUE THAT MY POST ABOUT ME GRIEVING THE COOL RANCH DORITOS LOCOS TACO IS HARD!!! IT MUST BE BROUGHT BACK!!!
OH COOL RANCH DORITOS LOCOS TACO FROM TROLL TACO BELL...I MISS YOU SO MUCH... @BARACKOBAMA BRING IT BACK!!!!
fat, thin, average bodies appreciated loved no matter what .
mMm wItH SoMe gRaVy n mAsH PoTaToEs (o: gEtTiN SlEePy jUsT ThInKiN BoUt tHiS FoOd
fOlKs iS FiGhTiNg n i jUsT WaNnA BiG BaCk. A NiCe wArM BiScUiT N SoMe hOnEy
OKAY, IM UP. JUST HAD A SHOWER, TIME TO ANSWER MORE OF THESE. Q: "you should like lowkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy take your shirt off for research purposes yk i totallyyy have a research abt troll anatomy for one of my psychology class and youre my case study lollllllllll not bc i wanna see your tits or smt i just wanna see how your body looks like trust" I DONT THINK ITS FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES. YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES BEFORE I PUT A SHIRT ON.
anyway its always a good idea to think about fat hairy men and how they exist and are free to makeout with
cAn | b A tw|nk?
@PEANUT @SHYGUY YOU TWO LOOK TUFF AS HELL RIGHT NOW!!! I MUST TAKE A PICTURE!!!
shut up about the twinks where are my old men that look like old men at
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That is an interesting perspective. I had not considered this before.
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Your welcome !!! :D, alot of people in here are quite interested in your guy’s relationship but all that should matter is that you two are happy !! ^^
Congratulations !!! (´∀｀) I hope you both have a very long and prosperous relationship !!!!! <3
happy lesbian day!!
glambling
ehehe woow thank you!! your efforts wouldve been much appreciated ill let you know if the sandman messes with my sleep next time!!
Sorry man it was slippery
learning how to wiggle my ears so i can speak in code to other dog girls
good morning dave :D!! i did sleep well!!
good morning :)
\ yes! we are d01ng that buff handshake 1mage r1ght n0w. real rec0gn1zes real /
\ G1rls R1tuals 1s s0 PEAK!!! /
fuck nudes send me your playlists
fuck yeah get that cookie
i start with P and end with ORN what am i? PRONGHORN
✧જ⁀ Hells yeah!!! Rise and grind!!! Smell the non-dangerous flowers!!! Day the seize!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
OKAY SO THERES ACTUALLY A LOT OF YOU SO IM DOING THIS IN BATCHES FUCK YOU. Q: "Imagine you're skydiving with a Christian baby. Suddenly the baby tells you he won't open his parachute until you renounce atheism and accept Jesus as your lord and savior. What would you do?" WHAT THE FUCK. FIRST OF ALL, WHY WOULD I BE SKYDIVING WITH SOME RANDOM HUMAN BABY??? WHY DOES IT HAVE THE PARACHUTE??? WHAT KIND OF FUCKING BABY IS THIS. IM DOING WHATEVER I WANT. I COULD PROBABLY BEAT IT IN A FIGHT. Q: "i dont have a question im just jumping and waving to you!!!!! actually wait do you have a favorite plant? or flower? im curious" HI. YOU DONT NEED TO JUMP, I CAN SEE YOU PRETTY FUCKING CLEARLY DESPITE THE EYEPATCH BELIEVE IT OR NOT. I DONT KNOW, I GUESS I LIKE THYME. AS FOR A FLOWER, UH, CARNATIONS? Q: "Are you and Dave in an open relationship right now?" NO. UNLESS THE CLOWN SHOWS UP, THEN DAVE WILL PROBABLY FOLD. ANYWAY I HAVE TWO MORE OF YOU TO ANSWER AND ONE ISNT EVEN A FUCKING QUESTION BUT THEYRE GOING IN THE NEXT POST SO BE PATIENT.
PART TWO, I FUCKING GUESS. Q: "biblically dawg carnally im talking sweat blood and tears look im just putting it out there" THIS ISNT EVEN A QUESTION. WHAT IN THE SWEET MOTHER OF GRUB AM I SUPPOSED TO RESPOND TO THIS. Q: "2o liike when diid you get actually hot iin2tead of ju2t annoyiing and kiinda pathetiic." FIRST OF ALL, I SAW WHAT YOU FILLED IN FOR THE HANDLE MOTHERFUCKER, IT IS ASTONISHING TO ME THAT YOU BELIEVE I CANT RECOGNIZE THAT STUPID LISP ANYWHERE FROM HOW DEEPLY ENGRAINED INTO MY THINKPAN IT IS, ASSHOLE. YOURE NOT SLICK, YOURE LESS SLICK THAN SANDPAPER ON A WART-INFESTED PIG. ANYWAY, WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY, I DONT KNOW. I JUST GOT OLDER I GUESS. NOT LIKE YOU WERE MUCH BETTER. Q: "Would you let a dilf hit it, ride it nasty and quick. Maybe squeeze them phat pecs?" WHAT. WHAT DO I EVEN SAY TO THIS. I DONT KNOW??? MAYBE??? I HAD NEVER CONSIDERED IT BEFORE, DEPENDS ON THE DILF???? ANYWAY THATS ALL FOR THIS BATCH. THE SUN IS COMING UP SO IM GOING TO SLEEP. GOODLIGHT, I WILL BE BACK WHEN THE SUN HAS ENOUGH OF ALL OF YOU AND FUCKS OFF.
OKAY, BEFORE MY NEXT SERIOUS POST I JUST NEED TO SAY THIS. YOU PEOPLE ARE *HORNY*.
EXACTLYYY!!!
unfortunately i am an enabler and im going to encourage you to do it
i want to say 6 or 7 (heh) but its probably a 10
OKAY. I HOPE THIS WORKS. IF NOT, FUCK IT, THIS IS STUPID. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe9VoG8VAgbWDjEsTG0mhzfi2NpYuIUGVOAyV_C4Jx6brteAA/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=100771912995310055024
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! love men w!th slutty l!ttle wa!SSSsts and Sslutty l!ttle eyesS꠹
IM NOT AGREEING WITH YOU ON THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE WRONG AND IF I TRIED TO LIST EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU *DIDNT* HAVE A GOOD IDEA WE WOULD BE HERE ALL FUCKING DAY. ALSO IF I HAVE TO HEAR YOU GO "#HUZZTHAT" OUTLOUD ONE MORE TIME I WILL GENUINELY HAVE TO STRANGLE YOU BEFORE IT MAKES ITS WAY INTO MY VOCABULARY AS WELL.
SURE, WHY NOT. LETS JUST PUT RANDOM LITTLE DETAILS ABOUT OUR DAILY LIVES OUT IN THE PUBLIC, THAT SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A GREAT FUCKING IDEA @yaoiMerchant . SURELY NO PART OF THIS WILL EVER BACKFIRE. THIS IS EXACTLY THE TYPE OF ENTERTAINMENT WE NEEDED TO SPICE UP THE DREADFULLY LONG INTERMISSION OUR LIVES HAVE FOUND THEMSELVES IN. UGH. WELL, GUESS I'M HERE NOW.
as the OG SBAHJposter i give you permission
post art whether Motherfuckers want it or not!
c< Hell tHe fucK yeaH, iM glad yOu Hit Me witH tHat sHit, i really Needed it >c
c< fucKeN baNgiN, MaN, sHit was sO gOOd i cOMpulsively started HeadbaNgiNg >c
> S1CK??? dude 1'll keep y0u 1n m1nd 0mfg
c< alrigHt, Hell yeaH, ill give tHat a listeN! >c
> hell yes th0se l00k /s1ck/ what
hehe cant wait!! then its back to mario kart :0
of course :D!! very excited to see it!!
they're nice tits i'm just very distracted by the pants lmao
the scars look really cool!!!
i learn from the best :) my turn next :3
Yeah it will be #thnxlilbro
Ye we fw the tats. Just line or we getting them coloured too? #ignoringthepants
i hope this finds your intended audience!! getting the angle right was tough.... :P
that evil twink will pay. #affirmations
mY LiKe dAvE AsSiGnEd mOo sOnA Or sOmEtHiN (o:
im gonna make something cool and good with your help!! my tail is already wagging with excitement :) insert joke about me being a racially ambitious brown woman of vaguely hispanic or indonesian persuasion :P
it's a cause worth c0mmitting two. 0ur covenant will be h0w i like my partners, wide en0ugh two stretch acr0ss timelines and planets.
@yaoiMerchant wanted to tell me: "yo jade im gonna teach you how to produce some fire beats sometime i have a feeling that your pure unbridled whimsy can cook up something joyous on the level of like a box of puppies learning to howl for the first time before learning how to break dance tuff as shit i foresee it this isnt an ask this is happening were making this happen jade were doing this" hi dave!! i can already play bass real good and i write music for my bass guitar but.... you know what they say about trans women and fl studio :P i am your student master strider.... teach me the way of dope.... be sure to send me asks!! :) https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSes0d_E7Sy00-lX42QTU_k8StBHgFERcWiMN0V4SpinUlbwlA/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=106149808397854243589
hell fucking yeah, brother. y0ur fellow striders' silence 0n the topic of fat bitches is deafening. it's g0od tw0 see one 0f you take a stand 0n the issues that matter.
so excited to hang out with my bestie (≧▽≦)
opening up now!! :D
awwwww! you look cool and dare i say cute! <3
finally, a strider with a g0od take. i never th0ught i'd see the night. dap me up.
hell yes
✧જ⁀ Hells yeah!!! Body positivity!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
getting a l0t of use 0ut of what dm th0ught was an own lately.
c< we lOve fat bitcHes!!!! >c
good light chittr. .i hope #yaoi may .one night be brighter. we need more kissable boys.
Everytime I see anything related to the show "heated rivalry", I have an aneurism.
chittr is a beautiful place of people posting absolute nothingburgers and scrolling past the scary people really fast
awoooooooooooo!!!! youre right i feel much better :)
to awoo or to not awoo....
woof
I am a supporter of the arts, Dave. How could I not provide support in this beautiful creative endevour???
if karkat told you he was pregnant over text you would 🔥 react it
| luvvv bddgess sooo much |t mAkess me sm|eel see |ng evrryone w|th the|r l|lttle chArrms n jujus l|ek Awwwwww :) ur All dewcorAtted
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/90/3a/5b/903a5b206979ec26c2abfdfb81195688.jpg https://windykai.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/five-elements-map05.jpg basically you've gotta bring the elements into a harmony in order for maximum fengshui effect to take place. You don't wanna extinguish the power of your red dicks with water, you need those to be able to really empower the household
c< Hell yeaH! we gOt tHis sHit we MaKiN tHis sHit fucKeN HAPPEN, cONces are gONNa queNce! >c
yay!!
c< typically itd be girl/gurl, but tHat MigHt be a regiONal brOalect >c
i think im cunty in the transbian way :)
8=l < You 100k like you just a%ed a boy for his number and he's about to turn you down
Awwwwww :)
c< lOOKiN gOOd! >c
hes cunty now :0
Yes, Of course it does. Just make sure it's the correct color for the side of the house you paint it on. Assuming you're going for Dave-Strider Red, Put it on the south side of the house.
ofc bb hve fun!!!! u shlddd pstt the f|nAll resultt :) |m suree |ttll look sooooooo cooool :)
| t|hnk uu shldd do |tt beccuz mAk|n Art |ss fun :) |ts s A good wAy to eXXXtpress urselff
YOU KNOW TH3 TL ST4NDS FOR "TOO L4ZY", R1GHT? N33D1NG 4 TLDR 1S 4 YOU PROBL3M, NOT 4 D4V3 PROBL3M.
“I don’t need to take my medication anymore. I feel better.” INCORRECT ❌ THAT’S HOW THEY GET YOU. ENSURE YOU ARE ALWAYS TAKING YOUR MEDICATION AS PRESCRIBED.
ok you might be the best strider so far actually.
mr president, another strider has hit the towers.