೯⁺ dave strider 🍎 ˊˎ-
@yaoiMerchant
born to say "haiiii :3" forced to say "yo wsg" in a relationship with @carcinoGigantis btw #huzzalert ( all art by account owner unless stated otherwise ! )
huh now whats got me in a weird panic rn what the fuck caused that
man is something in the air daves wise today
actually i think i might be manic who wants to take advantage and get dave to say some insane bullshit . thats probably a bad idea actually
eyyyy manic gang. it's great 0ut here until it very suddenly is not.
yeah dude you get it man i feel like my face isnt real my body is but a vessel and i can fight god and probably lose but id do it anyways ykwim
do you guys ever lay in bed and listen to die your daughter by susannah joffe on loop or are you normal anyways look at what im listening to #bangeralert
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word type shit im on thank god im normal thanks for the daily affirmations dude
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dw according to the other dude in this thread were normal clearly ✌️
thank god coz i was abt to have to apologiz in case this shit was genetic
ooohhh it just might be but well put a pin in that and unpack it another day 😂😂😂😂😂😂
guys holy shit it is my great texan american pleasure to announce that river monsters is back im gonna make karkat watch so much of that shit with me
OHMY GOD??????????????????????????????????///
were going back in time to the first airing to get river monsters back on the menu THATS RIGHT were going back in time to the first airing to get river monsters ON THE MENU
yo truth nuke
i tried to backread but that quickly became overwhelming!!! keeping up with everything is hell anyway i hope everyone is doing well
sup jade i gave up keeping up with shit a while ago welcome to the club im good personally hru
hi dave!! thank you for the welcome i love being here im glad youre doing good!! im good as well. im so awesome even
so hells of cool to hear that youre doing awesome youre always gonna get a welcome from me dude trust
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just clock out #freethinker
it could be if you were a free thinker
ok then you cant complain about work making you miss spontaneous man combustion i think idk just spitballing here
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you are really bad at detecting sarcasm despite the rule of thumb being monotone sarcasm is a strider thing are you perhaps autistic its cool if you are im just curious
important question is troll among us a thing much to ponder
c< NOt really, we OccasiONally play HuMaN AMONg Us tHOugH! >c
oh shit fr thats cool to know we should play among us sometime gurl
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theres chittr among us seshes ????? oh this is hells of cool yes dude well make this happen its gonna be put in motion
sus? imposter? those are what you should be really askin
truth nuke type shit to rechitt #bars
they should make a movie like twilight except gay call that count twinkula ah ah ah i vant to suck your diiiiiick
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yeah thanks thatd be more appropriate for the occasion but also my ego says this was a 5 out of 5 so i think its kind of a useless endeavor like trying to convince a republican texan that gay people dont infect their children with be queer NOW disease and oh no what ever will i do i might just have a heart attack at this rate my frail human man heart and lack of universal heathcare are aching from even the idea of these future ghostposting endeavors
might i put down on the table as well yuri? a yuri and yaoi twilight
count girltwinkula be like ah ah ah i vant to suck your titties
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count girltwinkula be like ah ah ah the blood moon has come i vant to feast
LMFAO
would you have preferred me comparing the uselessness of the ratings vs my ego to trying to teach scientologists common sense and pastafarians that their goat is an italian dish and that my big fatass will just eat or what also i see plenty coming lol lmao even spontaneous combustion is a saturday night activity btw youre a day late sorry to say man youll get me next time champ
ill await your saturday arrival ✌️