DON'T ANY OF YOU SAY A WORD ABOUT THE FUCKAWFUL TIMING OF THIS CHITT. THERE ARE TIME DILATION DEAD ZONES HERE ON THE MOON LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. BE GRATEFUL THAT YOU'RE GETTING ONE OF THESE AT ALL. AHEM. ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WIPE'S #abcc #WATCHPARTY (TO THE SURPRISE OF ABSOLUTELY NO ONE) WILL BE: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END (2007). IT'S STILL PIRATE PERIGEE, MOTHERFUCKERS. IT'S STILL GOING. REALLY, WHAT THE FUCK NEEDS TO BE SAID. IT'S THE TRUE CULMINATION OF THE SERIES. IT'S THE FINAL SWAN SONG TO ONE OF THE BEST NAUTICAL ROMANCES PUT TO THE SCREEN. IT WAS THE MOST EXPENSIVE FILM EVER PRODUCED AT THE TIME OF ITS RELEASE. IT'S GOT TROLL FUCKING KEITH RICHARDS. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT. LET'S GET THIS STONE ROLLING, AND #GETIN. THIS FILM IS RATED PG-13 (PUNGENT GRUBSAUCE STRONG ENOUGH TO KILL A 13 WIPE-OLD). SHOWTIMES ARE AT 7 PM PST (PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME) EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY AT [ https://hyperbeam.com/v/abcc ]. REMEMBER THAT FRIDAYS ARE OPTIONAL SUBSTANCE NIGHTS. GMT (GHASTLY MIST TIME) SHOWTIMES ARE HOSTED BY CO-LEADER AND CINEMA BALL-KNOWER @creaticGoeticist, SO FOLLOW HIM FOR THE GMT SHOWTIME. RSVP BELOW WITH WHAT DAY YOU WANT TO RESERVE A SEAT FOR. GRAB THEM NOW, WHILE YOU CAN. THESE THINGS FILL UP FAST. REMEMBER: ABCC HAS A SUGGESTION BOX. IF YOU HAVE A MOVIE THAT *YOU* WANT TO WATCH THAT DOESN'T SUCK MAJOR SHAME GLOBES AND CAN BE EVEN *TECHNICALLY* CONSTRUED AS A ROMANCE IN LITERALLY ANY WAY, IN ANY CONCEIVABLE QUADRANT, THEN SUBMIT IT HERE [ https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8 ]. SEE YOU THERE, ASSHOLES. #GETIN.
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BECAUSE I GUESS I'M COMPELLED TO BE #NICEKAT TO YOU EVEN WHEN YOU SAY SOME DUMBFUCK SHIT LIKE THIS, NOTE THAT IF YOU DO THIS, YOU'RE ONLY GETTING PRIORITIZED FOR THE FIRST VIEWING, NOT THE SECOND. YOU MAY AS WELL JUST RSVP FOR ONE. BUT SURE. SEE YOU TOLIGHT. OR NOT.
OH, YOU *WOULD* MARCH STRAIGHT UP TO THE DOORSTEP OF FORT CINEASTE ITSELF AND BLAST YOUR LOUD-ASS FUCKTRUMPET AT THE FRONT GATES. DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T HAD A GANDERBULB ON YOU SINCE THE *INSTANT* YOU WORMED YOUR GRUBBY, MEGALOMANIACAL ASS THROUGH WHATEVER INTERDIMENSIONAL SPHINCTER YOU CAME FROM. YOU'LL GET A DM, ALRIGHT. BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL *AFTER* I'M FINISHED RUNNING MY CLUB TO DO IT. CONSIDER YOURSELF PRIORITIZED SECOND IN THE QUEUE, *KARKAT.*
I m3an I figur3d it w3r3 lik3 that I aint gotta hog a 23at two night2 in a row lmaooo
Can I reserve for friday? ::::)
OH GOODIE, YOURE JUST AS MUCH UP ON YOUR FUCKING HIGH HORSE AS I EXPECTED. LET THE RECORD FUCKING SHOW THAT I *TRIED* TO BE NICE, I *TRIED* TO BE CORDIAL. BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING IVE FUCKING LEARNED ITS THAT KARKAT VANTAS WILL NEVER, EVER GET ON WITH KARKAT VANTAS. SO FINE. IF YOU WANT ANTAGONISM, YOURE GOING TO FUCKING *GET* ANTAGONISM YOU SANCTIMONIOUS EXCUSE FOR A TROLL.
OH. OKAY. SO THAT WASN'T HEAVILY LADEN SARCASM. WOW. YOU KNOW WHAT. SHAME ON ME, THIS TIME. YOU THINK YOU KNOW A GUY. YOU KNOW, WHEN HE'S #THESAMEGUY. WE'LL SEE. STAND BY, SHITHEAD.
My RSVP is arriving via slow 8oat from the farthest island, apparently. 8ut I simply must attend, so do forgive the delinquency and count me in, I'd h8 to 8reak my #A8CC streak so soon. Do feign your surprise when I row my way in. ::::)
Ill b3 th3r3 a2 long a2 23ating la2t2 If ya n33d to boot m3 for 2om3on3 3l23 though ill 2coot