♠ hated by @abjectDetermination
Ranch + Faygo?
You're seriously that desperate for attention?
∻Wh☢ up squirting their h☢t stinky rat milk #nsfw #allegedly∻
Insert scathing insult to your intellect and potentially a correction depending on the nature of the nonsense.
-> ..... Pro Rabies Ointment Also Available? = Your Total Is $1.99
> Mnn, no no, you didn't specify that initially! > So now I'll regle to you how being fucking sapped of all your energy is like, the most amazing thing EVER??? > Be me, a goldblood. > When old enough, turn self in. > Prove yourself as the most useful battery possible. > Get to meet the Empress herself for such valiant energy. > She approves! Sets you within her own person ship. > Get put into a bunch of writhing, slightly slimy cybernetic tendrils that wrap your body TIGHT. > Mfw the pain of getting your energy sapped forcefully is EXQUISITE. > Like being put into a hawt juice press. > Tfw you live in this esctasy state for the rest of your life with the BADDEST BITCH in Alternia. > YOU ASKED FOR THIS WITHOUT REALISING.
can wwe all dislike deadbeat dad’s neww post (bro strider)
yes, i can use my space powers to teleport my cum directly into someone's womb. but i don't do it often because it's usually not as fun as just fucking :P #nsfw
I am right here.
I am the real Trollbama.
I have once again lost at billiards. This is the seventh time now. He is truly talented.
I foresee this growing irritating.
You have stated two incorrect things in this post.
I'm not allowed to say things like that because I live with too many #criminals. So thanks for saying it for both of us.
And we're all just accepting that ig
<:( I've been told my jokes are too much by even BEN. Ben told me my bits weren't bitting.
I just wanna make sure I got this right Obama > Empress(es/ors)????????????
Draws a dick on your forehead
Poor guys..
Feels like every fifteen seconds someone around here is "starting a fight club" And yet,
Well, I wasn't expecting to get one for complaining about it
Wait what do I have to do to get Erisol Bricked and what am I doing wrong that it hasn't happened yet?
I would like to say something controversial.
It's like so cool, you can go do your cool band guy things. I'll be over here with my brookie.
#reformed #allyalso
Atoning as we speak
Hm. Well when you put it that way it sounds horrible, doesn't it?
No, it's okay. You can block me. I understand, we just don't have compatible dessert tastes.
A brownie isn't worth eating if it isn't part of a brookie.
Me: I am going to say something controversial now Yall: Go ahead Me: [Something controversial] And now eevverryonness got their titties all twisted up. I stand by what I said!
No notes. This is the most perfect chit. There will never be a better one.
You also need to go to the hopital.
Girl, you are going to die from Mad Hatter Syndrome.
@zealousWeaponsmith Quick q did you also take a sleeping aid that you've decided to actively ignore?
Troll Siri play All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor #fishingfriday
Sometimes I type things up and I type for a really long time then I look back at it and think to myself, "no one wants to read all that" Chat, how do I get someone else to adopt this skill? #whydidhesaythat
FUCK LMAO Okay that got me. You can win this thread.
That should say trolls. Because I am a troll and I made the post.
Yeah
🧦 how do you guys feel about my new quirk 🧦
This is my first time with such a classy woman please I didn't know
No, then I won't get my daily dose of humbling.
I need to buy the block button dinner the way I be hittin' it these days.
The warmth of Hate Bot's ire like a nice blanket send chit.
What's a guy gotta do to get to 10k kull around here? I'm saying the stupidest shit I can muster all the damn time.
It isn't.
Lost cause.
Moods are asleep poost #hoorselainthroone oonce again https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/04/08/phootoo_2026-04-08_15-48-56.jpg
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega
it means ur a government assigned bottom
But we just HAD chittr crash yesterday :( I don't want anymore!!!!
buying a cute little bra for my balls #nsfw
Noo backing ooff noow
:33< *the mighty huntress lays an egg that instantly hatches into a thousand little shitpetas that all scatter and run all ofur the purrlace*
wouLLdnt want to get a tummyache from that dairy huh
ⓘ NO! You're [STUCK] with us! And if you're [H0ME]... C= © SBURB 2009
FOUR. A NUMBER HELD IN SUSPICION AND DISDAIN BY EASTERN BEFORAN AND EASTERN ALTERNIAN SOCIETY FOR ITS CONNOTATION WITH THEIR LANGUAGE'S WORD FOR "DEATH." I'VE LONG BEEN FASCINATED BY THIS FACT, FOR AS WE ALL KNOW, THE ROMANTIC INCLINATION OF TROLLS IS TURNED TO QUADS, AND THUS THE FOUR THAT IS SO MALIGNED BY A VAST SWATH OF THOSE WHO FEEL THE EMOTIONAL PULL TOWARDS THE QUADRANT SYSTEM IN SPITE OF THEIR FEAR. THEIR MISGIVINGS. It is a number I can comfortably operate with. As we all know, today marks the fourth day of the publicly endorsed corporate masturbation session known as Eridanweek. Crockercorp’s CEO @gutsyGumshoe repeatedly using the phrase “pantheon” when referring to the titular Eridan makes it clear that the entire festival is an event intended to exploit Earth-C’s laws around freedom of religion. The use of the Crockercorp branded Tiara tops (note the signatures in @twentyfourCarat ‘s most recent chits) as some sick echo of Alternian Imperial Reconditioning biotech has also not gone unnoticed. How many thousands have already given up their very souls by putting one of those stupid headsets on? I PROPOSE AN ALTERNATIVE TO CEDING ONESELF TO THIS NEW, HUMAN EMPIRE. IF YOU DO NOT ATTEND ERIDANWEEK DAY FOUR, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FREE YOURSELF FROM THE SHACKLES THAT CROCKERCORP IS ALL TOO WILLING TO PLACE UPON YOUR GRASPNUBS.YOU WILL, BY THIS SHOW OF WILL, PROVE YOURSELF WORTHY OF SURVIVAL. IF, HOWEVER, YOU ARE UNABLE TO UNLATCH FROM THE OOZING TEAT OF YOUR CORPORATE MISTRESS, YOU WILL MEET WITH MY ANSWER TO THE LOOMING TYRANNY OF CORPORATE IMPERIAL CONTROL OVER THE MASSES. #ERIDANWEEKDAY4 #IMCOMING #SAMURAIISSTILLDEADPARTY
♰ i think having a large, deeper voiced troll begging for me quietly in my ear with their bulge in my hand would mellow some things out for me this evening... maybe... #nsfw ♰
￣\ you're gonna feel real silly whenever you realize /￣
￣\ now there's a brother /￣
￣\ let me in on this, my kult to kill ratio is disgusting /￣
￣\ kull* lol /￣
￣\ the hate train, brotherrrr /￣
Apparently it's because I have piercings and a split brow. Who's going to tell them?
Some of you are deeply unemployed.∞
♯wellyes of course you are ♯iveseenwhatyoupost
"= yum. ="
"= worms are for. well. you know. yum. ="
♯dontworry someone will ♯putyouaway soon enough im ♯sure
Is there a particular reason as to why a raging misogynistic has his post amplified?
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA512 i luv chittr after hours freaks everywhere <3 #nsfw -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- BhMTHNJyEhB/VIbOvkNaBftEXPqOxDrc/aRJpfJJqnJEFToRCmIXnEZQfnwrTBJk wQudxcDtGbpOGqJaMJsCJBlii/SKlBKoaWSRYzSBcioWpCTfSGWXiUmEdQznAYJR /jQxPvYouZMdFVkSCGujGjvqbOCmCjxObK/+PxNlWwWBhmsDcDWgFArnMWleftIL yCKQYQBGnVJyMQMoCiamywDBNLghlgiqI+XfHFQrz/jySyRilVYEpgJHlNazVpRG OClosEcBbmasBDkhuxiVzfdye+TJtPnsaXDihVbddE+eyAf/CzOzvfjOmVOzGGKR BEZASBJWeOgoATRSkUNjZhNZkhBeKKvYjgdYjIVAuRXfW+gXOtOITGWUqwHDFAFr gzEh =vg+V -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
bItchEs be cOnvulsIn. lIkE and rEchIt
pissing time #pissgate or something
why r the ppl /)n this g/)g damn app s/) tall jegus i think there sh/)uld be a petiti/)n t/) start cutting /)ff legs /)nce y/)u g/) past a certain p/)int
i feel so fuckin nauseous 4 sum reason :(
i will be re♠l ♠nd s♠y your e♠gerness is ♠ bit of ♠ turn off but kind of cute m♠ybe
♯humans & ♯humansadjacent ♯let me have a turn on ♯being ♯president
As a break from the piss talk. Have a different kink! #feet #nsfw https://files.catbox.moe/o7jlrl.png
Tune in to see a guy get creamed on the big screen.
#nowplaying hot bear whimpering #nsfw
Clearly ᛏhey Weren'ᛏ ᛏhaᛏ Greaᛏ For You ᛏo End Up Posᛏing Random Shiᛏ In Hopes Of Inᛏerneᛏ Clouᛏ
You Would Say ᛏhings Wiᛏhouᛏ ᛏhinking Wouldn'ᛏ You?
Whaᛏ Does ᛏhis Even Mean?
guess w)(o back beac)(
FUCK THIS im le♠Vin for the d♠y mood is ruined
shut up ♠nd coVer those jk ♠s if i g♠Ve ♠ single shit ♠bout it LM♠O
im like ten seconds in on this bitch ♠nd you guys ♠re ♠LRE♠DY bl♠stin me with "liked this" ♠nd "pities this" ♠nd "medi♠te this" like wh♠t p♠rt of ONLY "H♠TE THIS" NOTIFS ♠RE V♠LID did u not underst♠nd i fuckin h♠te y♠ll
https://file.g♠rden/♠cWgNwdU♠VXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Yurith/yurithicon.png ♠nd for those curious here is my pfp just c♠use yes i know im hot ♠f u c♠n stop droolin LOL #pfp
https://file.g♠rden/♠cWgNwdU♠VXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Yurith/Yurith♠ndDoroty.png heeeeeeeelloooooooooooooooo suckeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerssssssssssssssssssssssss i h♠Ve ♠rriVed which me♠ns the lot of you will FIN♠LLY h♠Ve something worth p♠ying ♠ttention to lm♠o btw the first bitch th♠t likes pities or medi♠tes my posts will get inst♠-blocked so dont test me i only c♠re ♠bout h♠te notifs picture fts my bestie who is the second hottest bitch eVer
iso emotionally vulnerable young women
You Know Noᛏhing, As Evidenced By Your False Asserᛏions
ᛏhaᛏ You Wished ᛏo Say You Wanᛏ ᛏo Makeouᛏ Like A Big Loser? Yes I Did Know ᛏhaᛏ
ᛏo ᛏhe Crewmember Who Punched A Hole In ᛏhe Engineering Diagnosᛏic Screen Because Iᛏ Was "showing ᛏhe Wrong Fucking Numbers": Iᛏ Was Showing ᛏhe Righᛏ Numbers, You ᛏyped Your Equaᛏion In Wrong. Also I Do Hope You Will Enjoy ᛏhe Brig For ᛏhe Nexᛏ 2 Weeks.
You Wanᛏ Me So Bad Iᛏ Makes You Look Sᛏupid
My Booᛏs Are Already Quiᛏe Well Polished, Blueblood
Has anyone seen my wife? I am looking for my wife. If you have seen my wife, please let me know, because I am looking for her. I am also looking for my dog.
My fellow Alternians, I regret to inform you I must retire for the night. It is up the night crew to keep everyone in check until I return. Please behave. That includes you, Dave Striders, although I do understand that is asking a lot.
Would Noᛏ Be Surprising For A Purpleblood #enforcingsᛏereoᛏypes
"a-ah... please... b-be... gentle...!" chittr mewled pathetically. "t-too many requests... nngh..." "what? you cant handle it?" everyone smirked, cursers teasing idly over the send it. button. "please!" chittr wailed, twitching in its place. "youre going to have to be more convincing... i want to be here all night..." everyone muttered. (tags: website/user, overstimulation, too many posts, ramplay, serverplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
The average indigo looks exactly like this yet expects you to take them seriously. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0098.jpeg
CLOWN TIME.
#MIRTH
=^owo^= god im coming off desperate i should just finish this up and be normal again #nsfw
=^owo^= I don't think i've been more embarrassed before.
=^owo^= i need someone with an unhealthy power dynamic over me to just fuck me up meow #nsfw