ARsprite
@abstractRetcon
Infinitely cooler than your typical non-avian AR and/or sprite. MILF. He/him but in a cunty, GNC way.
(( ARsprite who embodies "I would be kind for you. I would reject the impulses to indulge in my violent nature for you." for the kid (Dave) he barely knows. That's his son now, your honor
This or that time. Ice cream or frozen yogurt?
c< depeNds ON tHe NigHt, but typically ice creaM >c
(( Little lore exposition, not canonically posted. Unquirk to read but please mind the tags! ))
It was objectively the correct choice but I do wonder if he'll hate me for it down the road.
Do you think you would still be the person you are today had you not suffered? Would you like the version of you that was not hardened?
B33 < i think id be furicking unrecawgnizable tbh BX33 < so hard to say!
huh. i dunno. didnt think one could make a strider with no suffering in it
NO. I’D KILL HIM.
I would have probably been a grandfather, to either a few actual kids or some pets.
Suffering builds character, without suffering and training I just wouldn't be the awesome me I am today so no thanks, I like being me.
Ah, shit, right. I can do the thing. Caw.
Peanut butter or jelly?
Sometimes I catch sight of myself in the mirror and promptly blind myself. I am so fucking orange and bright.
Biting or stabbing?
BX33 < yeah nah cant choose on this one sorry dude
(( Don't mind me very suddenly deciding to change this guy's lore LMAO. Thank god I've been so vague with him, it should hopefully not be a noticeable hiccup as I shift gears
(( Checked and just maybe 2 posts are affected by this even tho I'm changing his entire timeline which is. Really funny actually
(( It shall be revealed in time :3c
What is your weapon of choice?
... Well, if I accepted "make people fight for me" once, I suppose I can accept it twice.
I created Minecraft alongside Hatsune Miku, actually.
@imJunior When you’re free could you allocate a few Strider-centric badges my way, please?
I enjoy referring to him as if he is a hamster which requires TLC.
Dirk Keeping 101, lesson 1. Dirks have a penchant for self isolation, neglect, and insomnia. A good method for getting your Dirk to sleep - and on top of that get quality sleep - is to introduce them to an electric blanket. Initially they may fuss and argue that they do not need to lie down or that they won’t like being hot while they sleep but trust me, they’ll cave. When they do they’ll sleep like the dead. Pair it with a weighted blanket for the particularly stubborn Dirk.
Why use any other AI for your needs when you have me? I make sure my sources are credible.
Data mining all your answers to my questions and selling them BTW.
Let's pretend we all got a choice in the matter, would you rather have flight tied to wings or the more traditional levitation style flight?
Of course, you have both. I'd enjoy your answer most of all.
B33 < *ac rlly thinks through the question* B33 < what about both B33 < decisions decisions
Sadly you must choose only one. You'd keep your wings, though, this hypothetical choice does not take from your physical self.
B33 < yeah im ngl wings is just more fun even if its tiring h33h33
I like my wings being cosmetic for aurafarming and gender affirmation. If I wanted to be an asshole I'd argue that, thematically speaking, the wings give the flight because they're a whole other person and I got flight as a consequence of my matespritship with her.
Another one, Werewolf or pirate?
Do you prefer howling at the moon or running through the woods?
B33 < listen ive gotta rep werewolves even if im on the pawposite side of the furry divide B33 < that said that one sailor alien catgirl furom treasure planet alone nyalmost outweighs that
⦓ Oh, I thought you were asking which was more attractive... ⦔ ⦓ ... Running through the woods, I think. ⦔
It was which you prefer in any context, so you are correct. My second question was just for fun.
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Cowboy or vampire?
B33 < gonna have to land in camp cowpoke i think
i think even if re(ent events haven't biased me i'd still go vampire