DP
@adorableCodpaw
B33 < jus a cool cat wantin to mingle
B33 < *looks at mew with my autistic eyes*
stares back at you. did you know that olympus mons, the biggest mountain on mars, was a shield volcano? :D
It was full of bones. @titaniumTerror you really know the way to a guys heart. Another extraordinary adventure for the history books. Thank you all for following on my journey!
Thankfully no. The work that wouldve gone into having to strip them wouldve made the treasure a lot less exciting.
I will keep you in mind the next time i need my bones spit shiny.
man it's incredible i got drunk off my ass and didn't post anything meanwhile for fake internet points i posted my full tits.
I MISS DIRK. ):B
OH MY GOODNESS.
DP I DON'T HAVE A MOTHER.
CRABDAD?! D:B
H⚣m⚣ph⚣bic Dave just needs a g⚣⚣d kiss fr⚣m a feminine guy f⚣r his wh⚣le w⚣rld t⚣ crumble. @cryh⚣undC⚣l⚣rtura y⚣u kn⚣w the drill
B33 < right becaws he only kisses masculine guys... so maybe that is the solution?
B33 < guess who is c tier in the docta scratch tier liiiiist!!! B?? < this means i am popular right
b tier here suck it
let's play a game called say hi to john where you say hi to john. hi guys.
D — How easy it is to forget the public nature of this platform. I am making a f001 of myself. Disregard my previous posts. —>
but i ♤m invested now. wh♤t if someone t♤kes you up on your p♤wposition? i me♤n proposition.
D — Hrmm. Then I w001d be forced to make a difficult decision. Between preserving my own dignity in the eyes of people whose opinion I value. And letting down the young Leijonish individ001 I just met. Which is. Quite the conundrum. I fear the disappointment of the latter w001d be too much to bear. —>
r pain killers suposed 2 make u hurt more?
each freckle i have is actually a kiss from an angel but like hot curvy angels who all swoon over me
B33 < there is too much HATE on my f33d omg!!!! B33 < efuryone n33ds to just hold hands and make out already!!!!!!!
D — Oh, make up. I can do that too. —>
D — Do I have to. —>
D — That is. Is this a desire of yours you command me to enact. —>
wh♤t's wrong with ♤ little h♤te from time to time? why ♤re so m♤ny trolls compl♤ining ♤bout ♤ perfectly wonderful ♤nd n♤tur♤l experience?
D — Very well. I hope I will make you proud. —>
got hit by the dysphoria beam
B33 < mew r da most notgirl notboy boygirl nonbinaried kewl-kats i know