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B33 < jus a cool cat wantin to mingle
B33 < *ac GROVELS at the f33t of the wondrous @imJunior to ask for the chittrclan & rainbowdash badges* B33 < *they would be most purrleased to have their wishes granted* (＞人＜）
Neigh! #juniorbadgedyou
B33 < thank mew juniorrrrr (^з^)
I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THE WHOLE 'TRANSTIMELINE' BULLSHIT BACK DURING SGRUB, BUT NO. SOLLUX IS ALWAYS FINDING SOME HORRIBLE BACKDOOR INTO HELL AND THEN PLACING IT ON *MY* LAP FOR ME TO 'CHECK FOR THREATS'. PARANOID FUCK. GREETINGS 'CHITTR USERS', THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING. THOUGH I SUPPOSE IT WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE TO SAY YOUR EMPEROR. I'M NOT GOING TO PRETEND TO FULLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE OTHER THAN 'SOME BULLSHIT', BUT I THINK I'M MORE THAN ADEQUATELY PREPARED TO HANDLE WHATEVER IT IS THIS PLACE THROWS AT ME. WHAT? DO YOU THINK AN EMPEROR HAS NEVER DEALT WITH AN ONLINE MORON BEFORE? PLEASE, I WAS DOING THIS SHIT BEFORE YOU WERE GOD DAMN HATCHED. IF YOU ARE ONE OF MY SUBJECTS: BE PREPARED TO BEND THE KNEE AND GROVEL BEFORE YOUR FUCKING CREATOR IF YOU ARE NOT ONE OF MY SUBJECTS: I WANT TO KNOW WHY. LET'S ALL HAVE A CHAT, SHALL WE? I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE KIND OF MIND NUMBING RAGE EXCRETIONS YOU FUCKING NOOKSTAINS CAN PILE ONTO MY MEAL PLATTER.
B33 < ratio
\ i >< i / Special badge found! Emoticon appreciators only! \ n >< n /
B33 < *looks at mew pleadingly with my autistic eyes* B33 < (・ω・)
An0n asked: ":33 < mewr furry c00l and we n33d t0 chat m0re :33 < mew als0 have n0 clue wh0 i am beclaws im c0mpletely nyan0nym0us h33 h33" Ee answers: hell0 nepeta, thank y0u nepeta #eeasks
B33 < i wonder who sent that one
*tzzk* My head is full of words. I feel like. A book. *sskh*
B33 < *ac eats all the pages*
B33 < *looks at mew with my autistic eyes*
stares back at you. did you know that olympus mons, the biggest mountain on mars, was a shield volcano? :D
BOO < no i did not know that!!! thats so cool
It was full of bones. @titaniumTerror you really know the way to a guys heart. Another extraordinary adventure for the history books. Thank you all for following on my journey!
B33 < was there any meat left on them
Thankfully no. The work that wouldve gone into having to strip them wouldve made the treasure a lot less exciting.
B33 < aw man i was gonna ask if i could have some
I will keep you in mind the next time i need my bones spit shiny.
B33 < :DD
man it's incredible i got drunk off my ass and didn't post anything meanwhile for fake internet points i posted my full tits.
B33 < eyes emoji
I MISS DIRK. ):B
B33 < i miss YA MAMA
OH MY GOODNESS.
B33 < she was r3333eallll good last night #suggestive
DP I DON'T HAVE A MOTHER.
B33 < he was r333333al good last night #suggestive
CRABDAD?! D:B
B33 < yeah he wuz all like ek ekk crrr ek
H⚣m⚣ph⚣bic Dave just needs a g⚣⚣d kiss fr⚣m a feminine guy f⚣r his wh⚣le w⚣rld t⚣ crumble. @cryh⚣undC⚣l⚣rtura y⚣u kn⚣w the drill
B33 < right becaws he only kisses masculine guys... so maybe that is the solution?
B33 < guess who is c tier in the docta scratch tier liiiiist!!! B?? < this means i am popular right
b tier here suck it
B33 < KILL MEWRSELF!!! X33
let's play a game called say hi to john where you say hi to john. hi guys.
B33 < hello john!!! u are rather dapper 2day :33
r pain killers suposed 2 make u hurt more?
B^^ < i do not think so
each freckle i have is actually a kiss from an angel but like hot curvy angels who all swoon over me
B33 < my dream
B33 < there is too much HATE on my f33d omg!!!! B33 < efuryone n33ds to just hold hands and make out already!!!!!!!
wh♤t's wrong with ♤ little h♤te from time to time? why ♤re so m♤ny trolls compl♤ining ♤bout ♤ perfectly wonderful ♤nd n♤tur♤l experience?
B33 < there just ought to be more love to balance it out!!!