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BX33 < *ac waggles a wingtip teasingly* B33 < i aint gonna charlemagne me
B;33 < well that just sounds like youre the purresident then
Meow. 🙀
[I DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO PO$T DOE$ ANYONE WANT TO BOTHER ME A LITTLE OR $OMETHING]
teleports a million miles away and BARKS REAL LOUD INTO THE VOID!!!!
[IMMOLATION] <[I am proud to ANNOUNCE that the contestant application form has been officially CLOSED! Let us take a look at those SWEET, SWEET naive individuals! If you had been chosen, you will receive a MESSAGE BACK soon!] <[But that's not the only NEWS tonight! We have decided to invite a SPECIAL GUEST for the upcoming FIRST EPISODE of WHEEL OF TORTURE! They caught our attention with their ENDLESS CHARM, UNCONVENTIAL MINDSET and the BURNING DESIRE to GET TO KNOW our dear contestants... totally not because we're SEVERELY UNDERSTAFFED!] <[STAY TUNED!] <[#wheeloftorturecastingcall #secretguest #ohmy]
Meow!
Meow. ~ ^..^
Will I be subjected to eternal torment if I say a pumpkin spice latte?
Coffee run, what do you all want?
So many freaks here, not that that's a bad thing.<3 #positivity #livelaughlove
Life was, maybe, better off when many of you thought I was a male, sentient bucket pretending to be a feminine troll. #NSFW
B33 < *ac squints* by whose nyauthority
something something #selfcest
might keep lurkin ngl lurkin is fun and besides watching from the sidelines makes my rare appearances more of a shocker to people. i think
i thought the bird shit was just physical until i started nesting
And I've finished my dailies with Catfishing.net! Onward to finishing some paperwork now. Much less fun! catfishing.net #801 - 9.5/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐈🐈🥚 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈
B33 < we should start some kinda crowspurrite mafia on here B33 < /j but nyalso a bunch of us hanging out doing feathfurry asshole shit sounds dope
i thought you weeree orangee beecaussee you'ree fighting typee
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\ n >< n / #juniorhappytohelp
Neigh! #juniorbadgedyou
tH1S 1S D1RE, - n1TRAM-DONO
Also I'm drunk #substance
I love smoking bitches and kissing pot And I'm all out of bitches. #substance #suggestive
:33 < mew should let me bite mew!! :33 < i like biting
didn't we already have an evil god emperor Karkat a month ago on here¿ he lasted maybe less than a week before vanishing. no one is scared or impressed or even titillated. find a personality.
hi crabdad!
Oh yov're gonn^ fvcking h^te it here h^h^.
I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THE WHOLE 'TRANSTIMELINE' BULLSHIT BACK DURING SGRUB, BUT NO. SOLLUX IS ALWAYS FINDING SOME HORRIBLE BACKDOOR INTO HELL AND THEN PLACING IT ON *MY* LAP FOR ME TO 'CHECK FOR THREATS'. PARANOID FUCK. GREETINGS 'CHITTR USERS', THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING. THOUGH I SUPPOSE IT WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE TO SAY YOUR EMPEROR. I'M NOT GOING TO PRETEND TO FULLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE OTHER THAN 'SOME BULLSHIT', BUT I THINK I'M MORE THAN ADEQUATELY PREPARED TO HANDLE WHATEVER IT IS THIS PLACE THROWS AT ME. WHAT? DO YOU THINK AN EMPEROR HAS NEVER DEALT WITH AN ONLINE MORON BEFORE? PLEASE, I WAS DOING THIS SHIT BEFORE YOU WERE GOD DAMN HATCHED. IF YOU ARE ONE OF MY SUBJECTS: BE PREPARED TO BEND THE KNEE AND GROVEL BEFORE YOUR FUCKING CREATOR IF YOU ARE NOT ONE OF MY SUBJECTS: I WANT TO KNOW WHY. LET'S ALL HAVE A CHAT, SHALL WE? I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE KIND OF MIND NUMBING RAGE EXCRETIONS YOU FUCKING NOOKSTAINS CAN PILE ONTO MY MEAL PLATTER.
D --> I am so buff
fight night tOmorrOw. who wants to cOmE kick the shit OuttA me.
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Say something I don't like and I upload your search history to Chittr dot com.
WWe sh☽o☾uld g☽o☾ back t☽o☾ sending letters via qu☽o☾thbeasts. ⋆˚࿔
An0n asked: ":33 < mewr furry c00l and we n33d t0 chat m0re :33 < mew als0 have n0 clue wh0 i am beclaws im c0mpletely nyan0nym0us h33 h33" Ee answers: hell0 nepeta, thank y0u nepeta #eeasks
…ah, there’s an idea. That one WOULD need a body. I’ll add it to the list.
[N] Need to hire a beta reader for my own chitts.] [MISC.] 😰]
RELATEDLY, SHOULD PROBABLY CHANGE MY HANDLE.
laikas the best moirail evr dont let any1 especially them tell u othrwise
B33 < *ac sits on your shoulder and encourages you to do nice things that make you and the people around you happy*
eating the 8atter off the whisk like my life depends on it
I am currently assembling a desk for an intern. Out of raw pride, I will not ask any of my highly trained staff members to assist me. I’m the President, I should be able to assemble a desk.
le☭ ☭hose ☭i☭☭ies free sis☭er #sugges☭ive i believe
This site really does like, swing wildly in every direction vibe wise I guess a consequence of the main feed being literally everyone's posts instead of curated It's fine IG when you're rife with devastation etc etc just without the slur
fuck my stupid puppy life
guys if i joined a cult wat woudl u do
:33 < fuck my stupid kitty life
stares back at you. did you know that olympus mons, the biggest mountain on mars, was a shield volcano? :D
B33 < oh! B33 < yes maam <3 <>
< I SEE EVERYONE HAS INBOXES; I WANNA PARTICIPATE, BUT WTF WOULD Y'ALL EVEN ASK ME? "WHY ARE YOU THE WAY THAT YOU ARE?" > < SHIT FUCK I WONDER TOO! >
Mm, I think so. I certainly feel well rested.
(=^･⩊･^=) < STAY GOLD.... PONYBOY.....STAY GOLD....
new maryam on the block i sea
i just got asked if i ever read the hunger games and i said yeah! :D kids do not need to know i had like a month long emotional breakdown about never getting to read the sequel
alright! time to post the lewd thing. viewer beware. using dupe hands to take the selfie was helpful. i'm sure no one's gonna be a dickhead under my post. thanks for the kult i guess! ((art by @tipsyGlamour))
you'll have to backscroll a bit but you'll find it! i believe in you. :P
I will keep you in mind the next time i need my bones spit shiny.
congrats 2 rufioh 4 his first kill in among us! QZYRQQ #violence #amongus
Daily Tarot Card. Ace of Swords. Victory is certain. Any barriers you have faced prior seem to fall away before you as you use your determination, intuition and strength to ensure your triumph today. Think of it as near divine intervention. You are powerful. Use it. #DailyTarotCard
(=^･⩊･^=) < FINISHED WATCHING THE OUTSIDERS.. THE GRREASERS AND THE SOCIALITES REALLY HATE EACH OTHER, HUH?
I glubbing love all my fronds! T)(ey're t)(e best anyone could ever ask for! I miss t)(em. 38(
man it's incredible i got drunk off my ass and didn't post anything meanwhile for fake internet points i posted my full tits.
sometimes being embarrassed can be kinda nice. dunno how else to put it. not every time i get blushy is a sign that someone has personally wronged me, i guess. maybe im just not using the right term.
that last post was NOT an invitation, by the way.
D:B
(=^･⩊･^=) <
Th★t one friend who's experiencing the horrors:
I've been )(ere for a minnow now, and all I can say is t)(at you guys are reely finny!
EUREKA!!! I found it!!!
It was full of bones. @titaniumTerror you really know the way to a guys heart. Another extraordinary adventure for the history books. Thank you all for following on my journey!
:33< rememfur to stretch out mew're wings! :33< i have to take flight myself :33
I should discuss wizards on here to some extent, but it just feels so expected of me that I hold off.
OMG YOU FIGURED IT OUT...
H⚣m⚣ph⚣bic Dave just needs a g⚣⚣d kiss fr⚣m a feminine guy f⚣r his wh⚣le w⚣rld t⚣ crumble. @cryh⚣undC⚣l⚣rtura y⚣u kn⚣w the drill
Just woke up in a cold sweat with the spirit of lusiihood possessing me. Something happened.
TROLLBAMA INTERNS FOR PRECEDENT. MORE SHOuLD MODEL THIS BEHAVIOR.
The interns have stopped arguing amongst themselves. Whenever an opinion is expressed that they do not agree with, they now only say “I am from the Imperial Empire and this is my favorite thing.” An example from this morning: Intern 1: Have you seen the new Quadrant Island? Intern 2, without looking up: I’m a member of the Imperial Empire and that’s my favorite show. Glory to the Empire. Intern 3, walking past: Imperialslop.
:33 < that is a good spot to be in! :33 < not so low itll make you sad, very respectful i say #glasshalffull
((i can’t wait to spend like 16hrs on chittr today
let's play a game called say hi to john where you say hi to john. hi guys.
like 64
lord have mercy.
each freckle i have is actually a kiss from an angel but like hot curvy angels who all swoon over me
wh♤t's wrong with ♤ little h♤te from time to time? why ♤re so m♤ny trolls compl♤ining ♤bout ♤ perfectly wonderful ♤nd n♤tur♤l experience?
! PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUCEMENT ! We're popping bottles tonight. Every drink is free. The Gray House is covering all tabs—please have them faxed to the billing department. All bars, taverns, and restaurants have been notified of this change. No bills will be handed out to patrons. I repeat, no bills will be handed out to any patrons of bars, taverns, or restaurants for the next 24 hours. The Gray House is covering all bills. Welcome home, Meenah. Your moirail is already in-route.
He is officially off sedation now that Meenah D is confirmed to be in the care of HateBot and her moirail/Head of Homeland Security, Meenah C.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ The .government doesn't www.ant you to knowww. you can just take the civil servants hive www.ith you
:33 < i agr33!! we should all make out!!
♡♡|I AGREE!!!|♡♡
Fucking hate harry hotter and it's homophobic franchise gotta say though Dumbledore has a dumpy #suggestive (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
so fucking tempting. could get a lot of use out of these.
✧˗ˏˋOf course I advocate for employee wellness🏥, HOW ARE THEY GOING TO DO MY BACK🎒 BREAKING🦴🦴🦴 𝐏LANS IF THEIR BACKS BREAK EASY✦ Every contract comes with a sculpting mattress🥱🥱😪😪💤🛏🛏🛏, courtesy of, well, ME✦ HAHA✦✨️✨️✨️ˎˊ˗✦
≈IM SO SHORT THAT LIT TH3 ONLY FING I CAN USUALLY DO IN A FIGHT IS START BITIN ND I HAV3 2 SAY I FINK I WAS BL3SS3D W TH3S3 T33F 4 THAT≈
lady belladonna children at your legs wonder how you manage to have those legs
i want kuprum carnally. lowkey. #chittranonymous #nsfw
(And that's all the posts for now!)
i need to pound that attitude out of @devilishDebel #nsfw #chittranonymous
> oh gog <
J4N1C3 FROM 4CCOUNT1NG 1S 4SK1NG 1F 1 4M GO1NG TO B3 CRUNCH1NG BON3S TOD4Y. 1 S33 HOW 1TS GO1NG TO B3
On it.
Alright! @downcastDaylight I've been given permission to menace you from the shadows that which i do not belong to!
8=D < Done.
B33 < on it boss
1F J4N1C3 FROM 4CCOUNT1NG 4SKS M3 ON3 MOR3 T1M3 4BOUT MY W33K3ND PL4NS 1 4M GO1NG TO TO L34V3 BUGS 1N H3R D3SK.
am i alive
Why would I ever be evil. Me? Never.
trying to figure that out
It was such a hot fucking night holy shit it’d 8e awesome if my ro8ot had a fan or like air conditioning 8ut I don’t think Equius is THAT cool
i might go to fight night just to hang out
uh should we worry about that
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6d828bed80e9.png :33 < still going if anyone wants to hop in last meownute!!
https://skribbl.io/?arceh7uw :33 < just realized that i messed up the links whoops
B33 < theres some rumblings of bullshit on the horizon but rn im chilling dozing in my hammock stretching out the wings B33 < helped my pm fix up a cawstume fur the meowscarade last night which was furry fun to make last minute
B33 < sup!! BPP < welcome to the dp clawlective here on the humble hunting grounds of chittr B33 < as you can s33 theres a few of us here already! B33 < (if you count 2 other ones as a few lol)
B:DD < omg hiiiii!! B33 < im about to take a catnap but im pawlways glad to s33 othpurr DPSs out here!