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fuck my stupid puppy life
guys if i joined a cult wat woudl u do
:33 < fuck my stupid kitty life
stares back at you. did you know that olympus mons, the biggest mountain on mars, was a shield volcano? :D
B33 < oh! B33 < yes maam <3 <>
< I SEE EVERYONE HAS INBOXES; I WANNA PARTICIPATE, BUT WTF WOULD Y'ALL EVEN ASK ME? "WHY ARE YOU THE WAY THAT YOU ARE?" > < SHIT FUCK I WONDER TOO! >
Mm, I think so. I certainly feel well rested.
(=^･⩊･^=) < STAY GOLD.... PONYBOY.....STAY GOLD....
new maryam on the block i sea
i just got asked if i ever read the hunger games and i said yeah! :D kids do not need to know i had like a month long emotional breakdown about never getting to read the sequel
alright! time to post the lewd thing. viewer beware. using dupe hands to take the selfie was helpful. i'm sure no one's gonna be a dickhead under my post. thanks for the kult i guess! ((art by @tipsyGlamour))
you'll have to backscroll a bit but you'll find it! i believe in you. :P
HELLO INDIVIDUALS OF CHITTR!!! THANK YUO FOR TUNIN G IN!!!! IT IS AN HONOR TO ANNOINCE THE VERY FIRST ROIND OF CHITTR AWARDS AKA """"THE CHITTIES""""!!!!! (NAME SUBJECTTO CHANGE!!!) THE CATEGORIES ARE AS FOLLWOS!!!! BEACAUSE WE ARE NOT CREA TIVE!! MOST LOATHED!!! THIRSTMEISTER!!! HORRORTERROR BEAUTY PAGEANT CONTENDER!!! INTERDIMENSIONAL FISHFUCKER!!! THE VOTING FORM WILL BE OPEN SOON!!! STAY TUN ED!!!! OR SHOUDL WE SAY TUNAED!!!!! X) - CHITTLINGS
I will keep you in mind the next time i need my bones spit shiny.
congrats 2 rufioh 4 his first kill in among us! QZYRQQ #violence #amongus
Daily Tarot Card. Ace of Swords. Victory is certain. Any barriers you have faced prior seem to fall away before you as you use your determination, intuition and strength to ensure your triumph today. Think of it as near divine intervention. You are powerful. Use it. #DailyTarotCard
(=^･⩊･^=) < FINISHED WATCHING THE OUTSIDERS.. THE GRREASERS AND THE SOCIALITES REALLY HATE EACH OTHER, HUH?
I glubbing love all my fronds! T)(ey're t)(e best anyone could ever ask for! I miss t)(em. 38(
man it's incredible i got drunk off my ass and didn't post anything meanwhile for fake internet points i posted my full tits.
sometimes being embarrassed can be kinda nice. dunno how else to put it. not every time i get blushy is a sign that someone has personally wronged me, i guess. maybe im just not using the right term.
that last post was NOT an invitation, by the way.
D:B
(=^･⩊･^=) <
Th★t one friend who's experiencing the horrors:
I've been )(ere for a minnow now, and all I can say is t)(at you guys are reely finny!
EUREKA!!! I found it!!!
It was full of bones. @titaniumTerror you really know the way to a guys heart. Another extraordinary adventure for the history books. Thank you all for following on my journey!
:33< rememfur to stretch out mew're wings! :33< i have to take flight myself :33
I should discuss wizards on here to some extent, but it just feels so expected of me that I hold off.
OMG YOU FIGURED IT OUT...
H⚣m⚣ph⚣bic Dave just needs a g⚣⚣d kiss fr⚣m a feminine guy f⚣r his wh⚣le w⚣rld t⚣ crumble. @cryh⚣undC⚣l⚣rtura y⚣u kn⚣w the drill
Just woke up in a cold sweat with the spirit of lusiihood possessing me. Something happened.
TROLLBAMA INTERNS FOR PRECEDENT. MORE SHOuLD MODEL THIS BEHAVIOR.
The interns have stopped arguing amongst themselves. Whenever an opinion is expressed that they do not agree with, they now only say “I am from the Imperial Empire and this is my favorite thing.” An example from this morning: Intern 1: Have you seen the new Quadrant Island? Intern 2, without looking up: I’m a member of the Imperial Empire and that’s my favorite show. Glory to the Empire. Intern 3, walking past: Imperialslop.
:33 < that is a good spot to be in! :33 < not so low itll make you sad, very respectful i say #glasshalffull
((i can’t wait to spend like 16hrs on chittr today
let's play a game called say hi to john where you say hi to john. hi guys.
D — Hrmm. Then I w001d be forced to make a difficult decision. Between preserving my own dignity in the eyes of people whose opinion I value. And letting down the young Leijonish individ001 I just met. Which is. Quite the conundrum. I fear the disappointment of the latter w001d be too much to bear. —>
but i ♤m invested now. wh♤t if someone t♤kes you up on your p♤wposition? i me♤n proposition.
D — How easy it is to forget the public nature of this platform. I am making a f001 of myself. Disregard my previous posts. —>
like 64
lord have mercy.
each freckle i have is actually a kiss from an angel but like hot curvy angels who all swoon over me
D — In an attempt to spread some #pawsitivity on this website and drown out some of the hate plaguing @adorableCodpaw's feed, I have been ordered to make up and make out. W001d anyone like to join me. In making good on my promise. I will. Try. Not to sweat. Too much. —>
wh♤t's wrong with ♤ little h♤te from time to time? why ♤re so m♤ny trolls compl♤ining ♤bout ♤ perfectly wonderful ♤nd n♤tur♤l experience?
D — Very well. I hope I will make you proud. —>
! PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUCEMENT ! We're popping bottles tonight. Every drink is free. The Gray House is covering all tabs—please have them faxed to the billing department. All bars, taverns, and restaurants have been notified of this change. No bills will be handed out to patrons. I repeat, no bills will be handed out to any patrons of bars, taverns, or restaurants for the next 24 hours. The Gray House is covering all bills. Welcome home, Meenah. Your moirail is already in-route.
He is officially off sedation now that Meenah D is confirmed to be in the care of HateBot and her moirail/Head of Homeland Security, Meenah C.
D — That is. Is this a desire of yours you command me to enact. —>
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ The .government doesn't www.ant you to knowww. you can just take the civil servants hive www.ith you
:33 < i agr33!! we should all make out!!
♡♡|I AGREE!!!|♡♡
Fucking hate harry hotter and it's homophobic franchise gotta say though Dumbledore has a dumpy #suggestive (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
so fucking tempting. could get a lot of use out of these.
✧˗ˏˋOf course I advocate for employee wellness🏥, HOW ARE THEY GOING TO DO MY BACK🎒 BREAKING🦴🦴🦴 𝐏LANS IF THEIR BACKS BREAK EASY✦ Every contract comes with a sculpting mattress🥱🥱😪😪💤🛏🛏🛏, courtesy of, well, ME✦ HAHA✦✨️✨️✨️ˎˊ˗✦
≈IM SO SHORT THAT LIT TH3 ONLY FING I CAN USUALLY DO IN A FIGHT IS START BITIN ND I HAV3 2 SAY I FINK I WAS BL3SS3D W TH3S3 T33F 4 THAT≈
lady belladonna children at your legs wonder how you manage to have those legs
D — If you insist. —>
D — Oh, make up. I can do that too. —>
i want kuprum carnally. lowkey. #chittranonymous #nsfw
(And that's all the posts for now!)
i need to pound that attitude out of @devilishDebel #nsfw #chittranonymous
Hello?
> oh gog <
J4N1C3 FROM 4CCOUNT1NG 1S 4SK1NG 1F 1 4M GO1NG TO B3 CRUNCH1NG BON3S TOD4Y. 1 S33 HOW 1TS GO1NG TO B3
On it.
Alright! @downcastDaylight I've been given permission to menace you from the shadows that which i do not belong to!
B33 < on it boss
1F J4N1C3 FROM 4CCOUNT1NG 4SKS M3 ON3 MOR3 T1M3 4BOUT MY W33K3ND PL4NS 1 4M GO1NG TO TO L34V3 BUGS 1N H3R D3SK.
am i alive
Why would I ever be evil. Me? Never.
trying to figure that out
It was such a hot fucking night holy shit it’d 8e awesome if my ro8ot had a fan or like air conditioning 8ut I don’t think Equius is THAT cool
i might go to fight night just to hang out
uh should we worry about that
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6d828bed80e9.png :33 < still going if anyone wants to hop in last meownute!!
https://skribbl.io/?arceh7uw :33 < just realized that i messed up the links whoops
B33 < theres some rumblings of bullshit on the horizon but rn im chilling dozing in my hammock stretching out the wings B33 < helped my pm fix up a cawstume fur the meowscarade last night which was furry fun to make last minute
B33 < sup!! BPP < welcome to the dp clawlective here on the humble hunting grounds of chittr B33 < as you can s33 theres a few of us here already! B33 < (if you count 2 other ones as a few lol)
B:DD < omg hiiiii!! B33 < im about to take a catnap but im pawlways glad to s33 othpurr DPSs out here!