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CR0CK-ERC0RP )(-EIR-ESS MARA CR0CK-ER RUSTBL00D -EN/JP

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IF Y0U )(AV-EN'T ALR-EADY -EAT-EN ANY C)(IIZU MUS)(I PAN T0DAY. T)(IS IS Y0UR SIGN T0. Y0UR MANDAT-E T0. (B-ETTY CR0CK-ER BRAND. 0BVI0USLY.) 0u0

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#FlanFriday We begin our journey at possibly the greatest diversion from your pedestrian expectations. The Flan Pâtissie, or Flan Parisien. Baptized not in the cool water of her bain-marie, but by flame. The ratio of the French custard is such that the cream may bake without curdling or splitting under direct heat. Most commonly mistaken for the Basque Cheesecake, she bears a dark, caramelized topmost layer. What may surprise the amateurs among you is that the Flan Parisien is set inside a crust, whereas the Basque Cheesecake IS NOT. More to the median experience is the traditional Crème Caramel, with her thin, glossy, plate-filling liquid sugar coating. Certain regional variations may err lighter or richer depending on the type of milk used in production, but all in all, she simmers in a warm water bath for a considerable spell as is required of her delicate nature. It is worth noting that the Flan Parisien, while providing more textural variety with its flaky crust, lacks the liquid caramel coating of the traditional Crème entirely, which I find utterly depressing. The answer to both these deficiencies arrives in the Chocoflan- or the Pastel Impossible, as known in some circles. BOTH the batter of the dense, spongy bottom chocolate cake layer AND the custard are inlaid simultaneously without care into the pan. During baking, the gradient of custard to cake arranges itself beautifully top-to-bottom. Its singular shortfall is that the caramel (which I encourage you to add) must be baked separately, OR substituted for a thicker, altered formula. Dulce de leche is a common replacement topping, and a welcome one at that. Although this intrepid baker has NO qualms with a dark cocoa sponge absorbing spoonfuls of toasty liquid caramel. Happy Flan Friday, and Happy Baking to you!

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

i should call her

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What does this mean. Who.

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Roxy.

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lolwut???? whats wrong

G00D M0RNING. IT'S BR-EAKFAST TIM-E. AND BR-EAKFAST IS B-EST. WIT)( B-ETTY. TRY 0UR MUFFIN MIX. 0R 0UR CLASSIC BISQUICK. Y0U W0N'T R-EGR-ET IT. )(0W-EV-ER. FAILUR-E T0 C0MPLY. WILL R-ESULT IN INT-ENS-E R-EGR-ET. 0u0

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⚣h! I still have s⚣me left⚣ver funds fr⚣m the c⚣up⚣n I was given 030 I'll have t⚣ try this

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PL-EAS-E D0. I PR0MIS-E. Y0U WILL -ENJ0Y IT. IMM-ENS-ELY. いただきます。

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てか、この子マジでアタシすぎるんだよ。

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@arsenicCatturbate hey you like dumbshit cat pun's right. here

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:33 < 333333y gonna bake some of these fur the next :00 < freakyfriday

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what. is there an event on fridays too

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:33 < i dunno maybe :33 < i might have gotten furriday mixed up with sunday

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dumbass. here i was getting my hope's up.

T)(-E -EMPR-ESS IS WILLING T0 L00K T)(-E 0T)(-ER WAY. W)(-EN I )(0TB0X. S0M-ETIM-ES. IF I'V-E B-E-EN D0ING MY DUTI-ES. AS )(-ER )(ANDMAID-EN. N0W. IS S0M-ETIM-ES.

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all of this gone in a second

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AS IT S)(0ULD B-E.

T)(-E 0NLY 0T)(-ER CAK-E Y0U S)(0ULD B-E -EATING. IS MY ASS. #SUGG-ESTIV-E

S0RRY. I'M BUSY T)(INKING AB0UT C)(-E-ES-ECAK-E.

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@IMJUNI0R GIV-E M-E. "0B-EY. SUBMIT. C0NSUM-E." BADG-E.

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you should say 'please'.

W)(0 AR-E Y0U AGAIN?

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someone polite.

W-ELL Y0U CAN CALL M-E. S0M-E0N-E W)(0 DIDN'T FUCKING ASK.

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very well, someone who didn't fucking ask. :)

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IMAGIN-E IF I )(AD A S)(0RT-RANG-E W-EAP0N. AND N0T MY TRID-ENT. W0ULDN'T T)(AT B-E CRAZY? )(A)(A. G00D T)(ING T)(-ER-E AR-EN'T ANY TIM-ELIN-ES. LIK-E T)(AT. RIG)(T?

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G0 T0 UBUYJAPAN F0R PR0DUCTS S)(IPP-ED T0 ASIA. M0R-E WILL B-E R0LLING 0UT S00N.

TRY B-ETTY CR0CK-ER'S N-EW JAPAN-ES-E STYL-E CR-EAMPUFFS. N0W S0LD IN ANY ST0R-E N-EAR Y0U. T)(IS IS N0T A R-EQU-EST.

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Y0UR C00RDINAT-ES: [[40.5712266,-98.3972139],[40.5923736,-98.3638407],[40.605201,-98.3762735],[40.6069527,-98.4164085],[40.6008486,-98.4219413],[40.5712266,-98.3972139]] A DR0N-E STRIK-E WILL B-E CALL-ED. Y0U )(AV-E FIV-E MINUT-ES.

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BUYING PR0DUCTS. AND D0NATING T)(-EM. IS ALS0 ACC-EPTABL-E. B0T)( R-ESULT IN PR0FIT.

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0)( N0. I'D B-ETT-ER L-ET T)(-E -EMPR-ESS KN0W. PR0XI-ES -EXIST. I D0N'T T)(INK S)(-E'S -EV-ER T)(0UG)(T 0F T)(AT. T)(IS C)(ANG-ES. -EV-ERYT)(ING.

Y0U S0UND LIK-E A WAST-E 0F AIR.

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Hey, big bro? We're probably not even from the same Alternia. So good luck with all of that.

SUBMIT. C0NSUM-E. 0B-EY. 0u0

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