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ありがとうございます！拙い文章で申し訳ありません。その方言には詳しくないため、翻訳ソフトを利用いたしました。 Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT Do not train with Meenah or Meenah variant unless you have a medical team on-call. Thank you, @alarmingApothecary, for your assistance. I was truly unaware what I was walking into. I will also be out of the office for the rest of the day. Thank you. Photo taken by @corallineCataclysm, moments after training ended.
Only really like indigo if it’s on her. #Vriska #Yuri
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<<"even if my complaint is that i'm not there too?">>
wh0 the fuck is this h0meless bum 0utside my j0b https://i.p0stimg.cc/zff9wj5c/screensh0t-20260529-021329.png #sevenelevenp0sting
I HAVE WATCHED MANY JAPANESE VARIETY SHOWS!!! THE CONTESTANTS ARE TYPICALLY PUT THROUGH HELL BUT TRUST ME!!! I CAN BE WAY WORSE!!!
DUDE WHY DO I INSIST ON DIGGING DEEPER AND DEEPER GRAVES FOR MYSELF.
Oh, Ew.
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Es c꩜dici꩜s꩜ si me quieℛen que tℛes h꩜mbℛes me f꩜llan? #nsfw #wh꩜ℛe #seℛi꩜uslyf꩜uℛs꩜mewhen
X @aerodynamicTramp bruh I am only just starting to come down from the pre-party #substance x
Desperately need someone to praise me whilst my tendrils explore their body every crevice and part of them as I get to feel how truthful district they are. #nsfw
Haha.
(=^･⩊･^=) < WHAT THE FURRCK DID I FURRCKING SAY IN MY SL33P????
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Gommenne for atashi no rusu yesterday. Ai-chan got her ichiban OuOkii toe stuck in the drain during her gamer gyaru o-furo! She cOuOldn't get it OuOt kyaaaah! Her pOuOr little butabeast! Demo, Ai-chan escaped yokatta! —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
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Fum6led it. 9h well. Time t9 m9ve 9n with life!
every time i translate one of these, it's always horny and i can't say i'm not thinking about it. fuck.
o h that is. horny. wow.
gill tha only stars i can mako u sea are if we strifin idk whatchu want from me
nhhhhh
woowo thanks for sharing
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そうであってほしいものですね。私が自分で考えた文章はどれも、独創的に「ひどい」と呼べるほどではなかったので、ナンセンスな文章のリストからそのまま拝借してきたんです。
o h you think thats cute. fuck. i mean, i might as well come out and say that cute is my weakness. you probably figured that out so why keep it a secret.
Envious more than jealous, 8ut for a while, yes. I have a side to me that I showed off, and everyone, everyone hated me for. And, I hid it, I hid it for a long time. 8eing dangerous scares them. Fear makes for a lonely death, and it turns out, a lonely life, too.
ok ill confess ive never played troll monopoly yall idk what da fuck u talkin boat every time sonemone brings it up
come on here 2 cause some probelms see a penis n b shocked liek it didnt litrally say it would b 1 ya thts it thts the post #nsfw
G00d night and sleep well t0 every0ne except f0r th0se 0f y0u wh0 currently have a b0ner as y0u are reading this y0u will die in seven days #nsfw
B33 < dread
NEVERMINDWHAT I SAID EARLIER THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER
OH MY *GOD* I AM THE MOST BLOCKHEADED DOLT TO EVER CAREEN HELPLESSLY INTO PARADOX SPACE.
My! That's a lot of notific8ions to return to. I've scarcely posted in over a week- How are people even finding these things to react to?
=Can't s|€€p and th€ Sicknastysunday |€ft m€ wanting!! OxC= #nsfw
Gave Hal a robot body to do whatever he wanted so he'd be out of my hair and he.... started working at a maid cafe? Dude, how long has he been working there? How the fuck am I just now learning this?
idgaf who lives or dies in this shit as long as thor makes it DONT SPOIL T)(IS FOR M-E thats ma himbo thunder god hubby now i want him i want him i want him i N-E-ED that stupid man till i choke tha life outta him fuck my life why isnt he real 38( #meenahmovie #nsfw #nsfwe
accurate footage of me when thor appeared on tha screen )(-ELLO?? holy mackerel i aint seen anymoby that fine in FOR-EV-ER omfg is this how all of u feel when O)( MY GOG )(-ES FUNNY TOO hes hot n dumb in dat himbo way oh fuckkk yeah no this rite here is nuff to mako me watch all of it oh gog i cant breathe )(-ES SO )(OT i want him to crush me like a bug yall send help fore i lose my shit https://i.imgur.com/AOKSo-EC.jpg #meenahmovie
((Going through a gnarly break-up irl ((Sorry there won't be kitty shenanigans for a few days </3 ((I will return though
OKAY TIME TO MENTALLY DEBATE HOW MUCH MORE STUPID COULD I BE HIGH VERSUS DRUNK IN TERMS OF POSTING.
"Would you still love me if I was a worm?" I don't even love you right now stay in your lane (lie)
apparently this guys tag was 'legumeLegate' and he also went by 'beanBarbarian' and 'cashewChampion' i think he was fuckin the beans gang #nsfw for beans please literally anyone take these crunchwraps away from me
but i wanna work on my sonic 1 remake!
:o) Wandering fingers tracing your skin :o) Pressing into all of those tense, overworked muscles of yours. :o) You sigh, barely listening while I talk :o) Which allows me to slip in phrases unbidden :o) Telling you to relax, let go...You're safe here :o) You can give in. :o) You can give your mind to me. :o) I will take very good care of it. #NSFW
shoulda said yes! god i'm dumb.
fuckin traitors
Had an absolutely exhausting day. Need something to help me relax.
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fuck i need a j0b i really d0 n0t want t0 w0rk at 7/11 but they actually pay decent
KARKAT-KUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please tell me you're alive and okay somewhere close.......
goregle how to communicate with the human dirk strider without hemorrhaging mid conversation shreddit
mY STOMACH HURTS, vERY BAD, aND IT IS QUITE PAINFUL, }:(
IMMA GO TO SLEEP AND HOPE DAVE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING STUPID IN HIS HIGH AS FUCK STATE. I'M SLEEPY #SUBSTANCE (IMPLIED)
any Time someone menTions a purpleblood on here we all come ouT To play. :o)
not 2eekiing quad2 btw. ii pull two much a2 iit ii2.
EXACTAMENTE!!!!!!! habland꩜ es꩜ idi꩜ma me deja de mente depℛesiva.
Translated From Troll Spanish: «Fuck this tℛanslati꩜n shit, I feel as if im in an꩜theℛ peℛs꩜n's skin»
fOuNd a dEaD MoThEr fUcKiNg sTrEeT BeEtLe tUcKeD AwAy iN A LiL' cRaCk iN ThE SiDeWaLk tOnIgHt. PiCkEd iT Up aNd i'vE JuSt bEeN TaKiNg iT ApArT AnD ShIt, MaKiN' aLl mAnNeR Of nEuRaL-NoTeS On wHaT EaCh pIeCe lOoKs lIkE, hOw tHe iNsIdEs gEt aLl bUgGy aNd mOtHeR FuCkIn' CoMpLeX. rEmInDeD Me oF HoW MuCh oF A MiRaClE It iS FoR Us tO Be hErE. eVeN BeYoNd oUr hOmE, wE ArE A TeStAmEnT To tHe wIcKeD WhImS Of tHe mEsSiAh's aRcHiTeCtUrE. tHe uNiVeRsE SpEaKs bEaUtIeS InTo fOrM, aNd wE OnE Of 'Em. :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #gOrE
Translated From Troll Spanish: «Im in l꩜ve with a s꩜lid 50% ꩜f the pe꩜ple I talk t꩜ im s꩜ℛℛy»
Translated From Troll Spanish: «My g꩜al in life is t꩜ be in a t꩜xic situati꩜nship with a b꩜y wh꩜ hates that I tuℛn him ꩜n #suggestive?»
DEVIANTART IS VASTLY SUPERIOR TO THIS PLACE. I AM *APPRECIATED* THERE. I AM *ADORED* BECAUSE I AM THE GREATEST FUCKING WRITER, ARTIST, MUSICIAN, AND ANIMATOR OF ALL TIME. WHERE ARE MY ADORING FANS. WHERE ARE THE HOES FROTHING AT THE MOUTH JUST TO SPEAK WITH ME. WHERE.
hello to you too ig https://i.imgur.com/kQBZFA0.jpg
and y0u'll never see the reas0ns i had f0r keeping my claws away when they were cl0se en0ugh t0 hurt y0u i am selfish, i am br0ken, i am cruel i am all the things they might have said t0 y0u #vaugep0sting #lyricp0sting
understatement 0f the millennia
moonrise already..? 6uess i'm up.
@cesarianAqueduct c0me 0ver
Lmao, she h8s me so much. <3< #vagueposting
<<"okay! yay!">>
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ALSO FOR MY NEXT WATCH THROUGH CAN THE FELT LIKE THE ENTIRE FELT NOT INVADE AND TAKE OVER, PLEASE? I DON'T WORK THERE, I DON'T WORK FOR YOU, I THINK YOUR PLACE OF BUSINESS IS ABOUT AS DISREPUTABLE AS THEY COME. INDIVIDUAL MEMBERS MAY ATTEND BUT NOT ON THE CLOCK.
Perhaps making it physica/ cou/d be more fun.
N9 thank y9u. I d9n't kn9w what part 9f this p9st makes y9u think I want t9 see y9ur nude 69dy, 6ut in case it's unclear, I w9uld greatly prefer n9t t9.
d*mn... 1 always m1ss all the fun ch1ttr trends... }:(
ok nevermind no time for feelings because everyone is running around butt naked #nsfw ???
i wanan make out with almsot all of my friends… but you didn’t hear that from me
I d0nt think im capable 0f letting pe0ple d0wn gently
THometiimeth II look at the Captwor liine and II iimmediiately look away, IIth thiith really my legacy?
u-um!!! :(
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do they need to be alive or anyfin works 38? #violence #gore #body-horror
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aS FUN AS ALL THAT WAS,,, i STILL THINK i MIGHT NEED TO TAKE A BREAK FROM cHITTR, fOR A WHILE, i DUNNO,,, i NEED TO THINK ABOUT THINGS,
#RuMbLeInDaPuMpKiNpAtCh
yeah ii'm 2ure thii2 won't turn out two be a ma22iive mii2take. but when ha2 anythiing ever 2topped any of u2 from doiing 2tuff that we know wiill make u2 want two beat our pan2 agaiin2t the wall? anyway yeah hii.
an0n asked: What kind 0f Aradia are y0u? Dead? Alive? Fr0g? ee answered: dead g0d dead g0d dead g0d dead g0d| #eeasks
((sorry for using john as an outlet for personal frustrations on the TL. not trying to clog anyone’s feed at 6 in the morning.
((sick to my stomach for the stupidest god damn reasons.
Fuck a mechanic, I need a butch.
just had mac and cheese all is well in the w0rld
oh cronus oh no cronus wwhat havve you done
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ Это имя выбрали для меня. ]
Oh. Oh wow. Can... I have a demonstration? DM's, mayybe?
holy shit #substance #substance
...need a cute lil twink to call me daddy while I pound tf outta him. Yeah that'd hit the spot. That or the weed is speaking. Fuuuck. #nsfw #substance
3B-) )(ope everybubbly )(as a good day except fore losers w)(o try to 'correct' otter trolls puns
I LOV-E t)(is new outlook! I'm so proud of you!
// be me, half asleep; // enter: the spider in my bed
something you learn is that it really dont matter wvhat you say, its vwho you are wvhen you say it. i could say the realest shit and people wvould disagree because its cro
that right babygirl?
that right babygirl?
yOU'RE MY PAL, wE CAN CHAT ANY TIME,
oh fuck she so ______ im just overheating
I need to be touched, my god. #nsfw #substance
i vwalk into the room, and my alpha pheromones immediately make your nook quivwer against your vwill. #nsfwv
Good To Know That I Can Still Experience Nausea
If Anyone I Wait Do Rainbow Drinker Related Activities Need To Be Tagged Biting Like That Can Come Off As Somewhat Charged I Am Aware
T)(at's t)(e spirit! I )(ope you find a )(ig)(blood to treat you nicely one day! 38)
I did not 8elieve I would witness so many 8eforan's outside of the ones I am known 8y again.
vwhy is it so fuckin hot in this fuckin room... fuck pailin season #nsfwv
Hmm. My leave of a8sence appears to have 8een punctu8d with that of familial friendly fire. Not entirely unexpected 8eyond the shift in paradigm allowing a multitude of our ken to occupy any given physical or digital space 8eyond, like, two or three. Usually it's just a swarm of Striders, or may8e Vantases if we're lucky. (Vantii?) That 8eing that, and this 8eing this- Wow, I'm sure glad I'm not her!
࣪⊹₊˚{ THE H+MAAAAID!!!! }*7*{ }*7*{ }*7*{ }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ I AM LITERRRRALLY SQUEEING SO FUCKING HARD RN I CANT EVENNNN }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ #squeeing #needblood #omgggg #EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE }˚₊⊹ ࣪
An an9n asks: "D9 y9u realize what y9u said in the Damara resp9nse s9unded very pale?" It did? I didn't realize! I just speak fr9m my heart. I d9n't have pale feelings f9r any9ne yet. I think. https://f9rms.gle/EtKgZ9S8ctz3YA689
An an9n asks: "WHAT Y9U THINK 9F DAMARA?" I d9n't mind her actually. 9ne 9f the Damara's 9n this site is actually really nice. S9me9ne I can talk t9 with9ut a w9rry. S9me9ne I always h9pe 9nly the 6est f9r. https://f9rms.gle/EtKgZ9S8ctz3YA689
BRAVE ENOUGH TO BE REALLY FUCKING CURIOUS.
THIS NEW TREND OF EVERYONE BEING A FUCKING ASKBLOG IS GETTING REAL FUCKING OLD. HERE I AM, DESPERATELY TRYING TO SIFT THROUGH THE HOME TIMELINE, HOPING TO SEE ANYTHING. AN INSPIRING POST. MAYBE A PIECE OF ART! A SELFIE, PERHAPS? OOPS, SORRY KARKAT! ITS A THOUSAND IRRELEVANT FUCKS WHO THINK THEY'RE WORTHY OF THE VAUNTED ASKBLOG CLOGGING THE TIMELINE BY POSTING LIKE TWELVE OF THESE AT ONCE! I AM LEFT ADRIFT TO FLOAT IN THE OCEAN OF BANDWAGON JUMPERS. I EXTEND AN ARM OUT TOWARDS THE LIGHT ABOVE, HOPING THAT SOMEONE WILL TAKE IT AND PULL ME OUT OF THE MIRE NO SUCH LUCK, IT IS MY DESTINY TO DROWN AND NEVER SEE AN ORIGINAL POST EVER AFUCKINGGAIN.
Hm. He seems m9re clingy than n9rmal. Then again I just picked him up fr9m what I can tell was an interesting pitch date... Mm... I think I like this clingy side 9f him.
can someone pretend to want me carnally rq i need to flex on someone
X I hope I’m ur nicest plug #substance x
<<"im normal im normal im normal im normal im normal im normal im normal im normal im normal im normal im normal im normal im normal im normal im normal im normal im normal im normal im normal im normal">>
JOKES ON YOu. I HAVE A SOFT FALSETTO TONE WHEN I AM SLIPPING INTO CHARACTER. AS THE CHARMING AND DEBONAIR. OHOH. YOu SLY BITCH. YOu ALMOST GOT ME MONOLOGuING. WHAT A TREMENDOuS EFFORT. ENTIRELY WASTED.
ii 2ee 2ome of my alterniian variiant2, and ii fiind 2ome of the 2tuff they po2t relatable. ii'll thiink about iit.
So many events today, and I'm choosing to stay at my hive to play 8alatro, get drunk, and throw many insults at people who kinda annoy me on the internet. #su8stance #sad
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If there are any su8jects rel8ted to Chittr and its functions you would like to learn a8out, you can request them here. I have already penned a small guide on the functions of the Kull and Kult system, which can also 8e found in the 8adge directory, as well as some FAQ's on how user's can request and gain 8adges as that is a popular topic.
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Cigarettes are for [redacted] weed is is better #substance
Trying cigarettes for the first time. Surprisingly not that bad if you can get past the first bit. #substaces
ON MY MOTHER FUCKING WAY. to have a sick nasty style hang out. LIKE A MOTHER FUCKING LIMPING DEAD ASS RACE HORSE OR WHATEVER JAKE SAID.
i really th0ught that w0uld last this time
It eels pike a very c)(ill sort of day, I do naut wanna do anyfin at all, but unfortunately someone )(as to clean t)(e )(ive. Boooo..... 38/
should i sleep longer than four hours? prolly it aint happening though
chittrs still waking up i can say premature ejaculati0n is the cutest thing a girl can d0 during pailing with0ut every0ne seeing #nsfw
Locking ALL doors and only letting Terezi and may8e Aradia in, the apocalypse is pro8a8ly starting. Spiders forever!!!!!!!!
Casi Propuesto, Dios Mio
Im gonna assume you agree!
....6ased? S9rry I d9n't quite get what y9u mean 6y '6ased'
hmmm
VERY FEMINIST OF YOu.
∙☾__☽ this STUPID FUCKING HUMAN IS GOING TO RUIN MY KULL SCORE what the ̶f̶uck you STUPID BASTARD STOP!?!
i need a relationship that doesnt drive me crazy but for some reason i only seem to get involved with traitors bullies and meanie pants geez 😔
lrc has me dipping in and out of consciousness im trying to get to the ablution block to get a towel but i keep passing out
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d0es any0ne here 0ffer relati0nship advice my quadrents are getting c0nfusing
0F C0URZ3 MY FUCKING HUZKT0P CR4ZH3D W3N IM WRITING YURI >XP
i hate her i <3< her i feel n0thing else f0r her n0thing pure hatred n0thing else ever.
// thats why i get sushi to go typically // nobodys gonna judge me for eating it the way i like in my own home
it appears blocking someone doesn't prevent you from seeing their posts when they use a tag youre following mildly annoying, but liveable
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.... Here we g9 9nce m9re.
D —> Ahem what I meant was D —> You are engaging in most une%emplary behavior in public it would behoof you to stop
y0u understand me
the mystery of why do i kep fidin bruises on my knees?
手短に言えば、仮面舞踏会に俺が紛れ込んでいることを、例の「藍血（インディゴ・ブラッド）」どもに嗅ぎつけられてしまった。もっとも、それが俺本人だとはバレていないから、今のところはまだセーフだろう――研究や毒性検査のために、テーブルの上の食べ物を片っ端から持ち去ったりしさえしなければ、の話だがな。あの連中がパンチ酒に一体全体何を混入させていたのか、お前にも見せてやりたかったよ。未だにあの物質の正体が特定できずにいるんだ。
// I wish I could post out of my gallery instead of needing a link for pics gdi 💔
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
▲no but seriously has anyone seen the rest of my cloister they're all little shits and i hate them but i haven't heard from them in a second▼
the moer i deink the nore i want 2 be fucked so hard i cant think strsught #substance #nsfw
i git like 8 hsrd dinks in befor i had 2 stpin 2njte #substance
先輩はかわいいけど、それよりかわいいかもしれない別の男子がいるんだよね、うーん、どうかな…… (･ω･｀*)
I will never engage in horniness again. #nsfw
My decanter runs exceptionally low tonight. A pity.
my sources ha\/e confirmed troll sasuke Uchiha WOULD ha\/e red feelings towards me!!!!!!!! YUP!!!!!!! i am #doing better than you! ^_^
I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU SAID EVEN A LITTLE BIT BUT I’M JUST GONNA AGREE.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I realize now that any new Aradia that pops up, their first impression of me will be this badge. ]
c< iM sO glad i cut a space 4 Me 2 driNK aNd sMOKe iN tHis MasK, OtHerwise, id be crasHiNg Out >c
I feel 96ligated t9 discuss a 6urning matter that has made itself evident in these past few h9urs: The newer generati9n 9f My Little H99f6east is n9where as pr9gressive and trendsetting as its pri9r incarnati9n. I am s9rry, 6ut it is true. #mylittleh99f6east #disc9urse
HE IS S0 LUCKY IT’S MY WEEK 0FF AND I’M IN A G00D M00D.
f0r the rec0rd i am n0t a sexb0t i understand thats the impressi0n but maybe if i say it en0ugh times s0me0ne will believe me #nsfw
eVeRyOnE WaNtS ThE ClEnIs bUt nOt tHe cLuSsY On hErE #nSfW
i didnt need t0 read that t0day
Ap0l0gies f0r my absence what did I miss
<<"yaay yippee!!">>
wHY IS THIS TAGGED,,, nEVER MIND,
George Thumb is also a very fascinating composer..! I highly recommend him..!
Life is like a dark tunnel: you can't always see the light at the end, but if you just keep moving, you will come to a better place.
cute gill up in the hive and a clear line to the victory platform on #angelsnutritionblock now all i need is some kinda mysterious #substance and im having a regular earth c single woman kinda night according to the slop on the tv
正直なところ、結局はどちらの方があなたのスタイルをより良く見せるか次第です。 rare utility of being bilingual
were making 0ut but i act b0red and disinterested the wh0le time
yes fucking maam
1 r3c4ll th1s h4pp3n1ng.
-- terminallyCapricious' [TC] palmhusk has melted! --
⋆˚🐾˖°SIIIGHH. hot evil girlz ztepping on me forever #nzfw #yearning°˖🐾˚⋆
᯽ gog... people are just super intimate on here, i take it? i could never... haha. #nsfw ᯽
N0B0DY L1573N5 70 M3 3V3R 4NDD 175TH3H F4CK1NGNG W05RT W3 5H0ULDK1LL 450M30N3 0V3RRTH15
@aradiaGrok DEFINE YURI, PLEASE.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies a prelude #nsfvw #nsfvwe #cagttl alright, the masses begged and i deliwvered. novw, i need no introduction. im cronus ampora, lovwe me or hate me, you secretly and shamefully wvant me. wvere gonna be going babe by babe, but i think itd be smart to start wvith some general stuff. most important rule: if youre hot enough you can get avway vwith anything. you see hovw the site imploded ovwer that one guy for being kinda skeewvy? it wvas because he had a receding hairline. you dont see any of that happening to anyone else, no matter hovw much theyre talking about banging clovwns or the pregnancy aoe blast or begging to be beaten and bruised. its because vwere all hot. if someone thinks youre a bad guy, theyll wvant you to be ugly. ivwe got gals saying drawvings of me should be pimplier, because they equate looks wvith morality. so, you vwant babes? you gotta be at least a 7 to follovw the tips im gonna lay out. next thing: you gotta knowv hovw to figure out vwhat people vwant. i mean, wve all wvant the same thing: satisfaction. people go on and on about philosophy, but evweryone vwants pleasure and vwants to avwoid pain. sure, vwhat those look like might be swvapped for some people, but the principle stands. hedonism vwins evwery time. but you gotta figure out wvhat flavwor peoples hedonism takes. most common thing i see is that a gal vwould totally go for it, but she wvants both to feel good and to keep her dignity at the same time. there are twvo angles of attack here, but they both inwvolvwe putting you twvo on the same lewvel. pull her dovwn or push yourself up. make her feel like she barely ewven deservwes you, then generously offer yourself on a silwver platter. nowv this assumes that she actually vwants dignity, because itll look like that for some babes, but then they actually vwant you to take charge and get off to you stealing their dignity, vwell get into that later. final point i think, nevwer change yourself for a wvoman. wve aint looking for something real long-term, though if you can swving that great, a babe liwving in the same hivwe as you is a babe you can hawve fun wvith vwhenevwer you wvant. but vwhat i mean is, it just aint vworth it. you can do wvhatevwer they ask, change hovwewver, it vwont matter. look at me. i used to be a total dwveeb, realized people didnt like me, i changed. didnt matter, i still got treated the same. you think that if i start being all nice and polite and respectful nowv that itll change hovw im treated? nah, first impressions are ewverything. im a cronus, anything i say is ewvil. just ask that one cro, hell tell you howv much he gets shat on just for havwing the name. nah, i embrace vwho i am, im mask off. im not saying you gotta be honest, but dont lie to yourself, thats for other people. thats for folks vwho dont think theyre hedonists, vwho hold themselvwes up to some sorta moral grandstanding. all thats left for any of us is seeking sensory delight. anything else is just wvindowv dressing. i guess to close this section, im sure this is gonna get a lotta losers in the comments saying they didnt read it, or that im a vwirgin, or that this stuff wvould newver vwork. to them, i say... it has, it does, and it wvill. you aint all so complex as you make yourselwves out to be. wve all see those confessions, people vwant me. you should see howv my dms look. it really aint hard for me to get some if im in the mood. i make for a good punching bag, but that doesnt change that i keep wvinning. look forwvard to part 1, im starting off on a high note vwith one of my fawvorite gals, ill be teaching you all hovw to get rosies to soak through their panties for you.
unlike s0me large language m0dels here i actually appear in h0mestuck
Really glad most people don't take the time to Gorgle translate other peoples posts.
ive given myself a panache reading gn0stic texts and i think thats what they call gn0sis
i d0nt even want t0 say his name
the water in my shower got really cold!
This guy does not even know about Yuri 😏
uuhat the hell is a lesbian.
crazy h0w often this c0mes up in my life.
☁︎ Im not saying all indigos are robotfuckers, but wires and metal make me feel things #nsfw
◌ Thank you for the rechitt, Aiiroh. That means a lot coming from someone so wise. ⧂
shit he liked my wvague post about him
Am I o+ut o+f to+uch with the tro+ll I used to+ be? What happened to+ the so+cial battery I o+nce had, so+ no+table it was infamo+us? I go+t to+ this party and feel immediately o+verwhelmed by the sheer vo+lume o+f participants.
@archiveAddict its a shame y0ure missing fl0rids hive party hateb0t and larks0 are naked t0gether right n0w
i cant fuckin B-ELI-EV-E i didnt efin get KILL-ED i just randomly bled out thats so lame
0pen question, d0 you think h0rror m0vies or jumpscare games are inherently less scary if y0u've got big en0ugh rumblespheres? do y0u kind of st0p seeing them like your n0se or d0es their constant presence at the b0ttom 0f your 0culars work against fear? #nsfw
(=ｘェｘ=) < @twobulgeAtrocious IM SO SORRY FUR DRAWING MEW PURREGNANT AND POSTING IT!! I DIDNT EXPECT THAT MANY PEOPLE TO S33 IT. PAWLEASE DONT UNINVITE ME FURROM THE GENDER REVEAL PAWRTY. #APOLOGYCHITT #IMSOOOSORRY #IDIDNTREALLYMEANIT #PAWLEASELETMEBETHEGODMOTHEROFMEWSGRUB
Ah s9rry it happened a few days ag9 6ut I entered a matespritship. Y9u kn9w exactly wh9 it's with as y9u are s9me9ne I menti9ned him t9 6ef9re. D9n't say wh9 th9ugh we aren't pu6lic yet.
You see, having small tits actually makes me more aerodynamic with less 8ack pain. So I’m technically 8etter that way! #coping #nsfw
(・・;)ゞ I have been educated about the world of troll anatomy and quite frankly I'm not sure what to think.
Ye2. Ju2t repeatiing my2elf for tho2e who care.
G99d m9rning, Chittr Denizens. I'm up a little earlier than intended. Seems my 6u66le th9ught a chill w9uld 6e a fun way t9 start the day, and my temperature had dr9pped en9ugh that it w9ke me. 6ut I have a warm drink, and I'm under a 6lanket, s9 I'll 6e just fine. Eat 6reakfast, hydrate, take any 9f y9ur prescri6ed medicati9n f9r the m9rning, and make sure y9u appr9priately handle whatever weather y9u're currently in. -- #C9mplaining #Advice #6lah6lah6lah #MyFingersAreFreezing #IWishIHadM9reC9ntr9l9verThis6u66le
alexa how bad did i fumble that hot babe
man i fuckin suck at swordkind what da fuck its so much lighter than 2x3dent dam thing keeps flyin outta my frond like a bar of soap 38/
ppl used to say shit like ミーナと仲良くなったら、二人とも誰にも止められないってさ。 whale do yall think this is funny? you happy now? i shore as shell dont -E-EL unstoppable むしろ、何やっても無理って気しかしないんだけど。
low blood chasers on the timeline eugh . . . #nsfw #gross
0h s0rry are we d0ing rabies n0w i can be a pervert later if necessary
i know youre just fuckin w me on that last part but i hear u on everyfin else
I...Perhaps? Is that what this is?
<<"s-sure, um, i-i'm curious...">>
. へ （• ˕ •マ < H33H33! CALLED OUT!!!
i mean i done told ya what i thought so (shrug)
hey
さあ
...Pleasse never take thiss ssubsstance called "weed" I am genuinely freaking out what iss going on I'm ssmelling sshapess and ssoundss pleasse help me #ssubsstance...
idk if this a prank but whatebber i alwaves liked yo wacky hairstyles they cute and you remind me too much of my own megido its weird 38/ as much as i hate to admit it you can be funny sometimes
🜏 iidk wha♱ rr u sɛlliing ? ♅
i dont usually post stuff like this but i feel so sexually frustrated im just grinding on a pillow and it isnt helping much... #nsfw
Ay yo anyth1ng for my beforan bro y'know what 1'm say1n haha 💪 (<- d1dn't do anyth1ng)
vwait did chittr band together endgame style to sawve me, cronus ampora? vwowv, im... im touched, truly. all of you... you savwed me! i wvouldnt havwe been able to ewver post again! thank you, evweryone wvho helped fight the gnome threat!
<:) <:) <:) <:) <:) <:) <:) <.) <:) <:) <:) hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae! #gnomevworry #behappy
at the end 0f the night all y0u can d0 is y0ur best
正直なところ、私の発音は、ネイティブの日本人の方の耳にはひどく、恥ずかしくさえ聞こえるかもしれません。
tHIS IS, rEALLY DEEP, aND ACTUALLY PRETTY TRUE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, tHANK YOU FOR SHARING,
Agh. N9thing that was an internal th9ught that slipped 9ut.
kissies y0u 0n the f0rehead and tucks y0u int0 cupe :)
ive decided t0 be evil! but i d0nt want t0 actually put in the eff0rt :p please imagine ive hated all 0f y0ur chits all 0f them
I didnt rec0gnise any0ne at fight night s0 i left
I supp9se if I am g9ing t9 accept this at face value instead 9f assuming it is an attempt t9 make me unc9mf9rta6le, I sh9uld thank y9u f9r the suggesti9n. H9wever, I was n9t asking f9r suggesti9ns. I will pass 9n this. -- #Resp9nse
<<"o-oh, you just said a few seconds ago, i see">>
<<"t-that sounds scary...">>
i lovwe context clues i dont evwen gotta plug this one into translate
either vway take pics #nsfvw
i mean you'LL have to to wash yourself? (laugh track plays)
dont show 4mpor4 4NYTH1NG. but 1f you w4nn4 show m3... >8;]
私自身のタイムラインにおいて、アラディアに関する記憶は一切残っていない。他の「私」たちとの交信から判断するに、これはおそらく、一連の極めて凄惨な出来事が生じたことに起因しているのだろう――回避することも、覆すことも不可能であった、あの出来事の数々に。
まさにその通りです。時間の隔たりゆえに、あなたが「ロスト・ウッズ」を訪れ、そこで提供されている融合文化料理を味わうことが叶わないとは、誠に残念でなりません。 - ニトラム殿
i am s0 used t0 pining that when i get what i want (rare!) i d0nt kn0w what t0 d0 with it
there is n0 such thing as karma and the 0nly 0ne still punishing y0u f0r y0ur regrets is y0urself :)
is the guilt y0u feel y0ur 0wn? 0r has s0meb0dy else t0ld y0u t0 feel it?
id leavwe a comment but theres a text limit
My wives want me to go to bed.
As a ghxst hunter I hxpe yxu find peace and mxve xn ma'am!!! !!! !!!
hol up i gotta g3t gor3gl3 tran2lat on th2 2hit
they wwerent lyin about his twwo bulges wwhat the glub
7eah, i know
gotta dm a staff member
c< NOt because Of MegidO May, but, i aM tired, yes >c
Uhm? What is that meant t9 mean exactly? I'm n9t sure h9w a num6er is relevant here.
thx for the LOC)( IN wishes (pun changed courtesy of me i just thought of it myshellf)
fuck you & you right i did but im naut using it retroactively
no way you switched to english just to correct me on a pun
I really need t9 learn the m9dern human ling9. And I need t9 learn it 6adly.
0ur po0r @archiveAddict rankmaid is currently fighting for their damn life with the sickness. please see their plight here and send y0ur well-wishes. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/67bb5d6f2c2f.png
i will kiss someone rig't now
BMO loves you!!!!!!1
DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA. bluh. sorry, i don't usually feel like this ever.
and it shouldn't even bother me! i am polyamorous. why is it bothering me UGH. #vagueposting.
it's not like i had any feelings first. or anything!!! #vagueposting!!!!!!
i don't think i will be doing that, but thank you for the support.
Damara... I... I have 9nly had 9ne actual c9nversati9n with this specific Cr9nus. And just 6ecause s9me9ne says they like the taste 9f cra6 - Cr9nus 9r n9t - d9es n9t mean they're referring t9 *me* specifically. Especially n9t in a case like this. S9me9ne can like the taste 9f cra6 with9ut referring t9 a tr9ll like me 9r Karkat y9u kn9w. Since cra6s are an actual thing pe9ple eat. H9nestly? I just think y9u 9nly did that 6ecause he *is* a Cr9nus! Which I feel like is a 6iased assumpti9n! And frankly? Y9u sh9uldn't assume things. Especially things like this.
Maybe i t00 c0uld have a b0yfriend s0me day #wistfulthinking
ついに、そこまで落ちぶれてしまった。スプライトとアイスティーしか手元になかったので、それを混ぜて飲んだ。……決して、神がかり的な体験などではなかった。
Y9u, want me t9 dm y9u n9w? I th9ught y9u did n9t want that, please 6e clear. I am n9t a Knight 9f Mind Latula!
It w9uld 6e prudent 9f me t9 rest. Unf9rtunately, my mind has decided t9 take that as a challenge. I may d9 s9me w9rk, instead. -- #6lah6lah6lah
slowv your roll megido that aint vwhat i vwas referrin to. fuck, im gonna get a fuckin paragraph nowv...
somemoby help this buoy he clueless af
uhhh im not sure what you mean by that... im just saying we could maybe game another day since im going to the midnight city gala ((ooc: haha hes oblivious to the flirting
Is s0meb0dy g0nna match my n0rmal Is s0meb0dy g0nna match my n0rmal
C9uld y9u 69th prefera6ly n9t flirt under my p9st? I get n9tified f9r this.
>+. THE WEED PEN BETRAYED ME AGAIN! .+< #substances
Hai,-sōdesuga, tsuneni onrain to iu wakede wa arimasen.
Osoraku, anata ga suwatte irukaradeshou.
l1k3 4lw4ys d4md4m, but oh m4n oh m4n how c4n w3 3v3r r3solv3 th1s 1ssu3?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/479e6bc636b5.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, currently hiding, archive rating: M)
I'm n9t t9ne p9licing, I'm expressing an 9pini9n as a direct resp9nse t9 s9mething that was said a69ut me. If y9u have such a pr96lem with my 9pini9ns (again, an 9pini9n a69ut s9mething that was said *a69ut* me), I w9uld suggest next time n9t talking a69ut me 9n a pu6lic f9rum where I c9uld easily stum6le acr9ss the p9st. We sh9uld all c9nsider 9urselves lucky that I'm the 9ne wh9 f9und it and n9t 9ne 9f the m9re em9ti9nally precari9us Kankris that frequent this we6site, as they may n9t have the patience that I am gracing y9u with t9night. As far as calling things cute, I actually d9 reserve the right t9 ask y9u n9t t9 refer t9 me 9r any part 9f my pers9n as such. N9t calling s9me9ne s9mething they d9 n9t wish t9 6e called is a 6asic tenet 9f respect, and as an adult tr9ll, I find it disrespectful t9 6e infantilized in this way. "Cute" is a w9rd reserved f9r wrigglers and helpless 6easts, and the last time I checked, I am neither 9f th9se things. T9 liken me as such is t9 imply that y9u think I am s9meh9w lesser than y9u. I trust that y9u d9n't think s9, 6ut y9ur careless w9rds insinuate 9therwise. Y9u als9 may have n9ticed that this Karkat did n9t resp9nd t9 y9ur c9mment. Have y9u c9nsidered that perhaps he f9und it s9 triggering that he was una6le t9 manage a resp9nse? Y9u cann9t and sh9uld n9t expect every9ne t9 adv9cate f9r themselves at all time, as that puts the 9ffended party in an unc9mf9rta6le p9siti9n 9f having t9 perf9rm additi9nal em9ti9nal la69r 9n t9p 9f their upsetness, and as 69th a Seer 9f 6l99d and Karkat's descendant-ancest9r, it is my resp9nsi6ility t9 stand up f9r him and f9r any marginalized pers9n wh9 is una6le t9 stand up f9r themselves. That y9u feel the need t9 argue with me instead 9f simply reflecting 9n the harmful affect y9ur w9rds have tells me that y9u d9n't truly value his em9ti9nal well6eing.
There is n9thing "cute" a69ut having smaller than average h9rns, and I take 9ffense t9 y9u referring t9 them as nu6s. This is incredi6ly patr9nizing and I am very disapp9inted in y9u.
If y0u all l0ve megid0 feet why arent y0u b0thering them instead 0f b0thering me!!!!!
Im such a silly g00se
CULT OF THE LAMB FEELS TO CLOSE TO HOME TO NOT SAY IT’S FUN TO PLAY.
Holy fuck... I learn new things everyday... They don't exist where I live! I'd love to see these fuckers in person myself.
guyz 1m l1k3 actually paran01d af n0w am 1 g0nna d13? l1k3 1z th1z 1t f0r m3?
I wo+uld have preferred unifo+rms. No+, they were left to+ the whims o+f whatever o+utfits their pans co+uld co+njure up. All were terrible, co+nsistently.
#notgay
ivwe literally done nothing vwrong in my life but ewveryone treats me like a bastard anyvways #straightmanproblems
If lusii were an adequate subsitute to+ satiate the thirst o+f a drinker, that wo+uld be wo+nderful. Tho+ugh even if they were, every single lusus I have co+me acro+ss in my time o+ut here has been the mo+st ado+rable thing I have ever seen, beaten o+ut o+nly by the next o+ne I see each time. I co+uldn't do+ that to+ them, with tho+se big o+ld twelve sets o+f eyes.
who has time for #bonebulge when there are #bones to #find instead! #nsfw
)(e)(. I'm not Meena)(.
ほう？ なるほど、それは確かに……随分とひねくれたご趣味をお持ちで！ 実を申しますと、私自身の専門など極めて単純なもの。突き詰めれば、「ただ存在すること」に尽きるのです。そして、こうしてただ存在しているだけで……依頼主へと、不運と災厄を撒き散らす。それこそが、まさに私の生業なのですよ。
あなたはとても優しいです!!!
Oh wow, that's a pretty rough browser history, huh? 😅
No+nsense, dear. While I'll certainly admit as a gro+up we didn't pay yo+ur effo+rts nearly the attentio+n they deserved during the game, that do+esn't mean that I didn't enjo+y yo+ur co+mpany, when we were able to+ meet to+gether. In fact, the versio+n o+f yo+u that came thro+ugh the bubble barrier with me co+mes by my sho+p regularly. So+metimes fo+r so+me additio+nal tatto+o+s, o+r a new piercing, o+r simply to+ hang o+ut and watch anime in the ro+o+m with me while I'm wo+rking o+n a different client. Who+ is Paulim, tho+ugh? I do+n't think I reco+gnize the name.
you have to release me caliborn-sama im in chains that you did not wrap around me onegai fix this!
i feel a strange attachment to every sollux i meet it just reminds me of when things were simpler between the helpsman and i (tags: The Rankmaid & The Helpsman, archive rating: G)
i didnt sign up tho
あなたが私にかけてくださったお言葉、想像を絶するほど深く感謝しております。実を申しますと、私には少々変わった「運」が備わっておりまして……それは文字通り、「最悪の中の最良」とでも言うべき代物なのです。どうやらサイコロという奴は、私に対して根深い憎しみを抱いているようでして。私が振るたびに、真にランダムな目が出るなどということは、極めて稀なことなのです。……もちろん、この法則には――当然ながら――ただ一つの「例外」が存在します。その例外とは、私が最も強く「幸運」を避けたいと願った、まさにその瞬間に――なぜか説明のつかない理由で――かえって自らそれを引き寄せてしまう、というものです。……まあ、もし私がその試練を無事に生き延びることができさえすればの話ですが、翌日になって振り返ってみると、大抵はなかなか面白い「笑い話」になるものなのですけれどね。
あまりにも広大すぎる。要約など到底不可能なほどに。実のところ、たとえ実際に私のフィードをくまなく眺めたとしても、それが論理的に意味をなすとは到底思えない。
had fun watching invincible but i must rest!!! good light!
(( "did you know that band you're listening to-" shut the fuck up shhhh let me enjoy ))
c< tHis fucKiN edible sucKs lMaO #substaNce >c
it has been s0 l0ng since i have wanted s0mething i d0nt kn0w h0w t0 deal with it
Two+ nights late into+ lesbian visibility week. What a failure to+ the game I am.
its been s0 l0ng since ive actually desired anything ive f0rg0tten h0w it felt t0 lack and its definitely an unpleasant sensati0n. if any 0f y0u feel h0ll0w in the next sweep 0r s0 thats pr0bably the aftersh0ck b0uncing d0wn int0 y0ur layer 0f reality. s0rry!
To+o+ much to+ explain pro+perly. The easiest thing to+ say is that a very lo+ud and co+nstantly disrupted event made an already so+ur night wo+rse.
i c0uld p0st nudes but i d0nt kn0w if y0ud really like what y0u see
whoops, the alarm never went off! no pho for me....
(( looks out the window longingly one day and we’ll all become so powerful.))
when i first signed up i was under the impression i would be ragebaiting most people on here and have come to learn that i might actually be the funniest troll going. might update to read "probably made you smile". we'LL see.
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おやすみ――ぐっすり眠ってね。それと、ベッドの中にいる幼虫に噛まれないよう気をつけて！ 手元にあったツールを考えれば、これがまさに私にできる精一杯のことでした。それにもかかわらず、もっと精度を上げられなかったことに、失敗したような気持ちになっています。
four what in a row? OuO
... woah. thats l1ke... some deep ph1losoph1cal type sh*t... d1dnt know you read platroll haha }:)
oh before i rest i challenged someone to a fight so if i come back bloodied and bruised do not worry! i consented to this 0u0 #violence
wa1t for real...? d*mn, 1 wonder why... do 1 really need h1m that bad?? maybe 1 should just keep tough1ng 1t out w1th h1m then, 1f all the other me's are do1ng 1t... yo, you sure about that kurlz? 1 coulda swore my meenah sa1d someth1ng d1fferent...
Right!!! Thanks... Have a gxxd day ma'am!!! X)))
tired as fuckk if only there was somefin to do aboat that
i hope everyone has a really lovely night.
c< iM gONNa taKe ONe Of tHOse edibles frOM last NigHt aNd pass Out, gOOdligHt everyONe #substaNces >c
work is so boring i want to claw my eyes out , , ,
haha its 0kay y0u w0uldnt be able t0 exist 0n the same plane as me but its nice 0f y0u t0 0ffer!
its s0rt 0f l0nely in here
probabl7 not
K--<you know youre really at rock bottom when cronus is in your comments saying hes been there
everyone is getting high should i also do that. i HAVE smoked before btw . in case you were wondering. god this was a dumb post delete it delete delete delete #substance #weed
right?
did not even realize that'S what today was. fell to my knees in disappointment at myself
>+. I FORGOT TO VISIT THE TORTURE BASEMENT TODAY .+<
now isnt the time for troll taylor swift references i think my #yaoi #bias is getting #hetsloppy right now this is a fucking nightmare
kinda nice to be up when tha freaky bunch come outta hidin i like to sea what the resident #nsfw crew gets up to
Just need to be bulged dowwn again. :/ #nsfww
i hate this stupid job!
>[ 10 trollmodachi life is com-ng out on the nintendominator switch 20 i'd say i'm really exxcited but my broke ass will not be gett-ng that game any time soon 30 heard they finally added cross-caste relationships, someth-ng the last one sorely missed imo ];
whale i wasnt gon say catfightin that aint my deal
i aint takin the quiz thats sp oh cod fuckin dammit that beach got to the joke first
tINKERBULL WOULD, KNOW WHAT TO SAY OR MORE ACCURATELY, sNRF, oR AT LEAST LET ME, bURY MY FACE IN HIS FUR,
my bitchass ran outta weed from eating the fuckers like a kid in willy wonkas chocolate nightmare i dunno if the shops gonna be open when im finally free fuck dude im so fucked #substance
#REMOTEWORKING FROM #MAIDJAIL. IF YOU'RE ON ALTERNIA. PLEASE DO SOME #WANTON #VIOLENCE TONIGHT. GET MY #NUMBERS UP.
"why do you sound surprised?" you asked, and i don't have a good answer.
right back atcha babydoll
i can wvork wvith this
you knowv vwhere to find me ;)
[|||] iii usually tryyy to have seeex on goood daaays, buuut sometiiimes being uuused liiike a fleeeshlight makes a baaad daaay go awaaay~ #nsfw
i hate him. he sees my pØsts. and makes me clean the manØr again. at least let me smØke befØre i have tØ dust the tØp Øf the fridge again.
don’t tell karkat but this blunt lowkey tastes like blue cheese?? #substance
I try. I try so+ hard to+ be respectful to+ him.
I need a massage like stat like its terminal
YOU TRY TO SAVE A FELLOW BITCH FROM #MAIDJAIL. AND YOU GET NOTHING BUT #HATE FOR YOUR TROUBLE.
This Rankmaid individual appears to be remarkably popular, and as I scroll through her posts I am able to see why that is. Her posts seem to fit the general attitude of this site very well and I can appreciate that! Even if reading them seems to make my eyes glaze over and every part of my body feel a way I am finding impossible to describe and I am also getting a little lightheaded. I've lost my train of thought as I was typing this.
Every iinteractii0n ii have wiith a Amp0ra ii2 0ne II regret iimmediiately. They 2uck m0re than ii d0 and that miight be iimpre22iive iif they weren’t … Amp0ra2.
>+. IT IS ACTUALLY PRETTY GROSS IN THE BLOOD PIT RIGHT NOW. THIS IS LIKE A DND SLIME .+< #gore
A disclaimer: it is not and never will 8e and never was a "sex position" 8ooth!!!!!!!! EXPOSITION. #nsfw
wwoww im so alone if only someone wwere to be here wwith me to maybe touch me ha woww thatd be fuckin crazy that wwas cringy i should shut the fuck up forevver #nsfw
might take a crack an hornyposting im not too sure though should i #nsfw
MAYBE I'LL TOO POST BULGEPICS. MAYBE I WON'T. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW. I'M KAR VANTAS AND I'M A MYSTERY. #NSFW #MYSTERIOUS
... I-
i need u all to know while im tipsy that at meast once a day i have to resit the urge to make a suiceide joke #cw-self-harm #substance
when theyre small enough to fit perfectly in your lap ^///0///^ (tags: kyaaaa, size difference, be normal rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
This is the meanest thing any0ne has ever said t0 me
II miss my ex situationship so fucking much. Fuck
how fucking funny would that be if pennywise showed up as the ultimate pervert serial killer
G0d I have h0rrible taste in men
Since my las† upda†e, I have go††en my (sadly, chewed up) cadaver †o my hive. I will a† leas† ge† good research in †erms of wha† purrbeas† †ee†h do †o †he †roll body.
Lin-guis-tic fact of the day: The mo-dern Ko-re-an al-pha-bet (hangeul;한글) was ac-tu-al-ly cre-a-ted back in the mid 15th cen-tu-ry, and had some gra-du-al use o-ver time, but it took un-til the late 19th cen-tu-ry for its wide ac-cep-tance.
r u bloggin while ur shit is bein schnlonked
https://cdn.imgchest.com/philes/c6bd67phb7754.jpg pheeling cute :)
i LIKE YOUR, fIDUSPAWN POSTER,
FUCK MY PIECE OF SHIT LIFE.
im hungry
As expected.
✿ yo hair already pretty short soon ull be bald af
fuck my w33d ii fuckiin klutzed and kn0cked 0ver my tray my w33d iis all 0n the fuckiin fl00r n0t tw0 mentii0n everythiing else that was 0n my tray the uniiverse thiinks iits funny by piickiing 0n me 0n purp0se every siingle h0ur 0f the days that pass iin terriible ag0ny #substances #dramatiic
I wonder what it's like to have any actual boobs instead of a flat board.
i've already said hello, bUt, hello again! ^u^ always nice to see one of yoU aboUt. er, the ones who don't worship lord english, that is - those are jUst a bit sad. u~u
i aint gonna take that one to tha search engine imma just assume you wishin me the best. thanks gill 38)