♦ pitied by @alluringAesthete
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Feeling lucky, punk? >::::)
I declare that instead of merking the opps we give 'em the ol' "pants and spank" special, over the knee and all. These motherfuckers got daddy issues? I'mma act like they daddy then, str8 up.
MY LIST OF CONCERNS IS CURRENTLY THE FACT THAT IT'S 3AM AND I HAVE YET TO GO HOME, I HAVE WORK TOMORROW, AND A CERTAINLY LADY FRIEND OF MINE KEEPS FLIRTING WITH ME IN A WAY THAT SOUNDS MILDLY THREATENING RATHER THAN AFFECTIONATE. (???) FORGIVE MY INSISTENT LIVE UPDATES. I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO KEEP MYSELF BUSY.
[|87 :: 1 wont blow my sh;t sm00th off. Because ;f 1 do then 1 cant get h;gh as a k;te, clap my matespr;ts' cheeks, beat my k;smes;s ;n mar;o-kart, nor would 1 be able to play gog ;n my lab anymore. 1 qu;te l;ke do;n those th;ngs. never k;ll yourself k;ng/queen/non-gendered monarch. #su;c;de #cw-selfharm #substance #nsfw
disapproval from both sides of the aurora hivehold
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95% of all commercial ablutiontraps are connected to a CENTRAL SYSTEM manned by hatted goblins to collect your skin cells.
"HOPELESS TIME TO ROAM THE DISTANCE TO YOUR HOME FADES AWAY TO NOWHERE HOW MUCH ARE YOU WORTH? YOU CAN'T COME DOWN TO EARTH YOU'RE SWELLING UP, YOU'RE UNSTOPPABLE 'CAUSE YOU'VE SEEN SEEN TOO MUCH AND TOO YOUNG, YOUNG." "SOULLESS IS EVERYWHERE DESTROY THE SPINELESS SHOW ME IT'S REAL WASTING OUR LAST CHANCE TO COME AWAY JUST BREAK THE SILENCE 'CAUSE I'M DRIFTING AWAY AWAY FROM YOU."
ـﮩ٨ـــــــــــI do like them anxiou⚕ and a lil ⚕haky.ـﮩﮩـــــــﮩ٨ـ
BITING ISS FINE >83
666--> Who h3r3 would l1k3 4 k1ss? No prom1s3s 1 won't b1t3.
Sp◊◊ky ๑v๑∩
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for disability pride month i will be getting quadruple disabled. just to get in the spirit of things.
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ok. the general consensus is i have somethin else wrong with my heart on top of the three things that were already wrong with it. and somehow not a single one of the conditions ive stacked up is deadly. it just aint ideal for qol. go figure.
ـﮩ٨ـــــــــــThinking about my hand and tongue on hi⚕ pu⚕her becau⚕e I'm feeling a little ⚕en⚕ual.ـﮩﮩـــــــﮩ٨ـ
what happened to lalu
im nnot suure.. they were very sad abouut their quuadrannt buut i donnt knnow muuch else..
castin a spell to improvve your mood. Lemme knoww if it wworks.
It’s quit๑ lΛt๑ but≋ r๑m๑mb๑r≋ L๑viΛthΛ∩ l◊v๑s y◊u
WENT OUT WITH SOME FRIENDS. NOBODY IS WILLING TO GO HOME DESPITE IT BEING 3AM, AND I AM THE ONLY SOBER ONE, THEREFORE I AM THE OBLIGATORY DRIVER. I AM TIRED. I WOULD LOVE TO GO HOME. I AM OUTNUMBERED ON THIS. :^( #SUBSTANCE
My number one llife rulle is that if I ever see hayaah, my good friend hayaah, having some kind of hijinks on her own sollo adventure? I ignore that shit. Did not see it. Will not see it.
.✦ ݁˖ If I c⟡uld c⟡mf⟡rt every suffering s⟡ul ⟡n here I w⟡uld. .✦ ݁˖
Soometimes yoou just looook at peoople and immediately can tell they never had their bulge sucked
i'm not one for visions or premonitions, however, i feel a sinking feeling in my chest. eyes are drawn to the water. something may be happening. the peace may not last much longer
Is it cheating to use your tail for balance during a balancing act?
he wants me #dead this is fucked up
.✦ ݁˖ I'm thinking ⟡f bec⟡ming ✦n educ✦t⟡r, but th✦t w⟡uld be h✦rd t⟡ d⟡ c⟡nsidering th✦t I c✦nn⟡t he✦r. M✦ybe I'll write educ✦ti⟡n✦l b⟡⟡ks inste✦d. .✦ ݁˖
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666--> How w1ld 1s 1t to f1nd your broodm4t3s by 4cc1d3nt onl1n3 on3 d4y 4nd th3n jo1n ch1ttr tog3th3r just to torm3nt th3 t1m3l1n3 4nd 34ch oth3r? Th3 d1s4st3rous d1spos1t1on 1s d3f1n1t3ly h3r3d1t4ry.
nah 1’m putt1ng th1s fuck1ng plush1e th1ng on the shelf. that’s enough for one n1ght
666--> 1 th1nk w3'r3 go1ng to m4k3 gr34t fr13nds!
666--> 1 m34n, 1 4lso m34n th4t 1t looks pr3tty.
<<"woke up">> <<"still tired but not enough to actually go back to sleep">>
<<"i'm happy to provide hugs if needed,">>
i prolly need a hug i fink which seems p stupid to want
HOW D1D THE PLUSH1E HOMUNCULUS TH1NG GET MY PALMHUSK
ch1tt1ng from my wr1sthusk bc 1 can’t f1nd my fuck1ng palmhusk. 1 left that th1ng on the counter, where d1d 1t go
Does anyone still suck their thumb when sleeping I’m only asking because it’s a habit some people don’t grow out of you know?
Someone has attempted to kiss me before. What an interesting event.
pssst.... use code soleil for half off tickets next time you hit the circus. :oD (whispering so Miidas doesn't hear me typing so shhhhh!)
666--> 1'm not 3v3n 4 r41nbow dr1nk3r, 1 just l1k3 th3 t4st3. #v1ol3nc3 #cw-c4nn1b4l1sm
Today is a great day to shatter your chains and become a new person. Always remember: It's called a deadname because you killed the version of yourself that it refers to!
sollux when he has no one to bully 🥺🥺😢😢😭😭😭!!! #joke #vaguepost #IMNOTHER
// < beautiful evil horse woman that is so moody and will not post that she would like terrible things done to her #nsfw
can i blame u if it backfires
~I'm ~On it b~Oss~
666--> You know th4t r34lly stup1d, 4wful, dumb, r1d1culous, b4d 1d34 you h4d l4st? Do 1t. Do th3 th1ng r1ght now.
Good evening. :) https://open.spotify.com/track/6vVIQOdPYl9EAwW5pkbbht?si=4w5kkJatRsmCJ1IxBHpe7w&utm_source=copy-link
Let the old be swept away, and the new take its place.
~DeepthrO~ating a scuttlebuggy's exhaust duct #substance~
oh, dear. i've jUst bUmped into a stranger on the train home, and i'm certain they saw throUgh my half-glamoUr! >~< ...ah, well. i sUppose i've become a cryptid sighting once again.
[NA] is now offline! three consecutive days of movies, huh?
Oh fuck okay, it’s 2 am. I don’t want to sleep but I gotta god mother fucking daaaamn!
What are you a drone? Never ask me me anything ever ever ever. Also teeth.
fucked up
ohhh yea i cannot wait to see this burn burn sloooowly
O-> Whinnyyy .....
▲i think I'm over a pack a day now...▼
you gotta say the wwhole thang.
vwhos in ya notifs-?
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i've noticed it's sommmmething of a trend wwwwith that lot as a wwwwhole
Are All Ampora Desperate For Attention Or Is It Just The One Constantly In My Notifications?
If I make enough bird sounds maybe something will happen.
Nobody talks about how inconvenient havin a sword in your chest is.
CURSE OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE!!!! (IF I CAN'T HAVE CHEESE, NO ONE CAN!!!!!)
Forgive the #nsfw nature of this message, I may be a few too many glasses deep right now.. I really don't have the time to pail much these days like I used to. Not that I don't put the odd cigarette out on a troll at a party, but trolls of my age are in short supply and I’m just too busy. I’m not terribly worried about it but I just thought back on my old “wild” sweeps.. Memories for another time I suppose..
I guess I deserve it! Hoh! https://i.postimg.cc/6QYZy5Pr/IMG-0664.jpg
How nice.
people can be trained to be turned on and turned off by anything. i use that to have more control over my body. but you can also use it on others. #nsfw
huh.. my face feels vwarmer than normal vweird
im always going tw0 come back f0r you, 0kay? every time. no matter what happens. death and d0om cant st0p us. even if you 0utlive me, there has two be a way tw0 spend eternity with you. ill search as many sweet dreams as i have tw0 until i find the one where y0ure waiting for me.
YAAAWN.
O-> Suffering Due To+ Ado+rable Men 🥺
I CAN PROBABLY COUNT TO A HIGHER NUMBER THAN YOU.
O-> Lo+sing My Ability To+ Behave 😵💫 I've Been In A Mo+o+d All Day. #suggestive
♡ I am nᰔrmal. ♡
Who will I bother tonight, choices choices rubs my hand around
Woooo! Guess what bitches! Motherfucker gave me full access to the wheel of murdermobile! That's fucking right,the one-man-carnival is coming to your towns,THE rot-bozo himself,penis-fucking-wise from outer space! I'm coming for you! #violence #ominous
wait who's the mustard tryna squirm into my perfect motherfuckin' sandwich. what's that shit about.
You know, Jane once gave me a book I didn’t see the title or what it’s about because why would I! So maybe I’ll see what that’s about…
Fucking dorks hahaaa
no
Ahh, now that’s my lullaby.
could my eyes stop going to *HIS* handle and his dumb react vwhen i check my notifs... dont vwant to acknowvledge his react #wvagueposting(ish?)
Haha, my silly clown clothes go jingle jangle!
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ȺL屮ȺYΣ B-∊♱ ΩN 0, ♱RUΣ♱ ƗN ƗNΣUR-∊N☪︎-∊. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
AT&T ringtone can play and you know damn well I’m hopping on the table busting a move.
A guy can get bored easily without his girl to talk to about anything :b!!
ivwe taken up herb grovwin i got a mint grovwin right nowv i. vwant to try makin my owvn herbal teas for once because sometimes the store bought brands acutally suck
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ⴵ♱♱pΣ://☪︎dn.Ɨmg☪︎ⴵ-∊Σ♱.☪︎Ωm/fƗl-∊Σ/-∊49642d681Ⱥ-∊.gƗf f-∊mƗnƗn-∊ m-∊n |⟨-∊-∊p ⴵurlƗng ♱ⴵ-∊mΣ-∊lv-∊Σ Ⱥ♱ m-∊ lƗ|⟨-∊ Ɨ'm Ⱥ pƗ-∊☪︎-∊ Ωf m-∊Ⱥ♱ Ωn Ⱥ Σ♱Ɨ☪︎|⟨ Ⱥnd ♱ⴵ-∊Ɨr Ⱥ pȺ☪︎|⟨ Ωf ⴵungry 屮Ωlv-∊Σ #nΣf屮 -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
I Take All Pity Reactions As Envy Or Sympathy Sometimes. I Will Not Be Convinced Otherwise.
Vrissy asleep, what the fuck do I do now?
you hawvent seen my askbox man. a lotta questions i aint about to publish.
x'm lxterally nxce xdk why my kull score xs so hxgh
#puppet https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.y2lkptzjmdliotuyzdvucde4dhlmyxm5amrlzzbumtbvnmv5bwhjb2o5bnbkytv1dzg0oczlcd12mv9pbnrlcm5hbf9nawzfynlfawqmy3q9zw/l0hlp2gk7thvhwtno/giphy.gif
on the one prong, the femboys vwant me. they cant get enough of me. theyd fall upon me like a flock of gulls and leawve nothing but a skeleton behind. if i vwas #notnotgay i could be smashing femboy ass (#femboyass) all night and all day. on the other prong, if i wvere #notnotgay i think i could do so much better than that. you twvinks really aint all that.
maybe at some point i should try actually watching that guys movies.
f/)und /)ut they aren’t bringing pancit 2 the functi/)n i needa find a way 2 n/)t attend
BEHOLD. THE PREMIERE BULLSHIT THAT COMES OOZING OUT OF #ABCCAFTERHOURS WHEN NONE OF US HAVE ANYTHING OF MEANINGFUL SUBSTANCE TO SAY. YEAH, YEAH, I WISH I COULD SCHEDULE THESE WHEN IT ISN'T WAY TOO DISGUSTINGLY LATE TO HAVE A DISCUSSION, TOO. SOME OF US HAVE FULL-TIME JOBS. AND I MEAN *FULL* FUCKING TIME. LITERALLY FOR ALL TIME. EVER. FUCK YOU. THANKS FOR JOINING TOLIGHT'S #WATCHPARTY. I'LL SEE THE REST OF YOU ON FRIDAY. UNFORTUNATELY.
It doesn’t really matter.
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They're spreading me like a nut spread!
꧁What is a cosette? Like the tape?꧂
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huh.. interesting notification.. maybe he just likin cuz he thinks the line vwas good for vwhoevwer he be vwantin to use it on? #wvagueposting
shit needs t/) get sadder i can’t feel better ab/)ut my life if all my dash is ppl being happy
sometimes i do get curious bout my spritely body limits cause most of it is a guess on my part and generally people have issues when i test any of those limits for the hell of it
hes suddenly happy after i ansvwered that ask. odd. maybe he accomplished something at the same time i ansvwered it? #wvagueposting
I'VE STILL GOT IT!!!
10 Lashi*ngs To My Husk Charger For Not Actually Chargi*ngᛝ
Magic!Kris: go dm somebody. Right now.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ΣΩm-∊♱Ɨm-∊Σ p-∊Ωpl-∊ n-∊-∊d Ⱥ b-∊♱♱-∊r r-∊ȺΣΩn ♱Ω ⴵȺ♱-∊ Ω♱ⴵ-∊rΣ. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
fuck my life, he was on there.
got called some unpleasant things while passing through a town and i suddenly understand why smiting is considered appealing.
i was having a g/)/)d day until i saw ritchy keldam was als/) having a g/)/)d day #hatermentality
∙☾__☽ how you have complicated f̶eelings about brringing yerr own piss YOU made it
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♯so ♯who is going to ♯construct ♯thesawtrap & have ♯five ♯totallywillinghighbloodsubjects to ♯test ♯theirmight ♯forbraggingrightsofcourse
mm. thinking about the warehouse thing again. #nsfw #vague know it wasn’t about him the first time but. what can i say, he seemed into it. and he’s part of my background noise now so.
i want a chocolate cake so bad
imagining his egotistical ass restrained and pissing himself. i want to see him scared and asking who it is, but i don’t answer. except by kicking him in the stomach repeatedly. #nsfw #nsfwe #dubcon #noncon #cw-cnc
I want t0 feel s9ecial… f0r 0nce… 0h dude did I just say s0mething seri0us? Haaah dude my 6ad!
what an ass t1me to be a prosp1t dreamer who cant dream anyway
how to get rid of hiccups send chit.
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LEANS AGAINST A WALL. WINKS. COME HERE OFTEN? (;B
AAHAHHHH I NORMALLY DON'T FUMBLE THIS BAD OH MY GOD.
Ever thought of just not 8eing 8roke? Imagine. Couldn't 8e me.
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〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛I know making hoofbeast noises is dumb but it would be amazing for PR.
I should be ★llowed to do wh★tever I w★nt forever
OH MY GOD I CANNOT FUMBLE THIS.
can someone less garbage seduce her before she ends up on his stupid babe rating charts #vagueposting #suggestive
those anon ask boxes people are opening. consider me the opposite dont ask me shit i think if i try to have anymore thoughts im gonna havw a seizure #substance
All The Meleys House Has Dragons. If You Don’t, You Are Considered A Failure.
For old times sake: Tick. Tock.
Alright.... The early data analyst gets the raisin as they say. Common idiom. Goodlight
joy to the world the couch will be sat
i mean 7eah i saw her. saw a lot of her, even
THEY WHAT
ive had several (more than one, for thkse wondering) complaints about my hair tips being dyed red now. should i reallg change it
71m3 f0r 50m3 n00dl35 w17h ‘h4m8ur93r 74573’
that ruby has all that and she's wasting it on the worst cronus? #dashwatching #nsfw
AT LEAST THAT CUTE AS HELL DAVE IS BACK. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- M-∊ 屮ⴵ-∊n Ɨ'm Ɨn Ⱥ Σ♱ƗrrƗng ♱ⴵ-∊ m-∊♱ȺpⴵΩrƗ☪︎Ⱥl pΩ♱ ☪︎Ωmp-∊♱Ɨ♱ƗΩn Ⱥnd my ΩppΩn-∊n♱ ƗΣ Ⱥ Σ-∊Ⱥd屮-∊ll-∊r: -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
1 TH1NK W3 SH0ULD PR0B4BLY N0T T3LL H3R P30PL3 SH1P H3R W1TH TH3 HUNTR3SS TH4T L34D T0 H3R M3RRY F3ST1V4L 3X3CUT10N BY L4UGHS4SS1NS HUH
so soso sasa
thingss in nothing don't alwayss sstay in nothing. ssometimess they become
Neeiht said something about me and panties so I do believe it's time for me to hit the cupe.
And as a last chitt for tonight, I give you all a standing ovulation. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
got.lured.out.of.my.gooncave.with.carrot.cake i.dont.even.have.a.mouth
:33< *ac sighs*
🥬 if a peeter pickled a piper peper.... wait ermmm thats not rite xDDD
I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO FUCKING SLEEEEPPPP. THIS IS GNAWING AT MY PAN.
s/)me/)ne in my dms just asked “was it casual when y/)u tried t/) kill me”??? what d/) Y(\U think?????? #vaguep/)st #vi/)lence #genuinelyc/)nfused
Watching South Park with your brother while you're both high is certainly one way to deal with stress.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Ultimate stab attack
would.someone.tell.me.about.their.relationship.ive.run.out.of.fanfiction.to.read.i.even.went.to.the.twilight.fanfiction.i.am.quite.desperate
oh okay thats a centipedegirl an shes spreadeaglin for the entire dash wwere puppygirls an kittygirls not enough did you scoundrels get desensitized so you decided to go back to the lab to combine twwo a the most unlikely options #nsfww #vvaguechit #dowwnwwithcentipedegirls
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ 屮Ωnd-∊r 屮ⴵȺ♱ 屮Ɨll b-∊ ♱ⴵ-∊ n-∊x♱ ☪︎Ωn♱rΩv-∊rΣƗȺl Σubj-∊☪︎♱ ♱ⴵȺ♱ 屮Ɨll b-∊☪︎Ωm-∊ ♱ⴵ-∊ n-∊x♱ ⴵΩ♱ ♱ΩpƗ☪︎ Ωf d-∊bȺ♱-∊ Ɨn ♱ⴵ-∊ ☪︎ΩmƗng nƗgⴵ♱Σ. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
the person from my prophecies that appeared yesterday on chittr... gone... llike dust in the wind...
You’re listening to… Good Evening, Everyone--or rather good night, we should say! We're crawling into a nice late hour, and figured we should round the shift off with something truly groovy and delightful with which to settle down. Tonight to cap off my shift we've got Grover Washington Jr. with "Mister Magic" for ya. Thanks, as always, for listening... …Midnight City Jazz!
Once they smell you, you can never quite shake them, you know.
꧁IMGONNA BE INSOMUCH TROUBLE꧂
▲not talking about that tonight▼
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- juΣ♱ nƗ☪︎-∊ ♱Ω ⴵ-∊Ⱥl p-∊Ωpl-∊ ΣΩm-∊♱Ɨm-∊Σ y|⟨nΩ屮. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
▲just nice to hurt people sometimes yknow▼
i w/)uld st/)p beating the dead h/)/)fbeast if the h/)/)fbeast didn’t keep getting up and allegedly c/)ming back t/) life and allegedly ruining s/)me/)ne’s matespritship and i d/) n/)t find it at all funny #vaguep/)st
R0LL1NG 4 D1C3 7H3N C0N5UL71NG MY 0R8 (MY M4735PR17) 4ND 7H3N 1M G0NN4 H17 0N H1M. :P
Anythyng but the Samurai Dyscourse, We Wyll Be Here Untyl Next Sweep. #vagueposting
If I say "somebody should kill that guy", someone comes to mind for you immediately, right?
666--> 4nd you t4k3 1t 4nyw4y, b3c4us3 you d3s3rv3 to h4v3 wh4t3v3r you w4nt.
Like opening chittr.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Y-∊Ⱥⴵ. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
i.always.did.hate.the.idea.of.'inherent.sentient.rights'.always.seemed.like.the.universal.version.of.a.participation.award
｢ahh~ megane-san knows now~ (*￣∇￣)ノ he was isekai'd on alternia! (*´-`) his original lifu was as an east alternian ronin! (*･ω･*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: isekai means "reborn in a new era"! (*^ω^) subaru-san of the infamous re:zero is choto goodo example! (｡-∀-) hai hai~ kekeke~ (*￣ー￣) ahh~ megane-san wishes he could go back and be ninja again! (‘ε ’) with all da smexy waifus... ･ﾟ･(●´Д｀●)･ﾟ･]
Find the flame.
Okay moods better :)
#Booty
so what did i miss
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Sometimes you just walk directly into something that you ought not to have.
How come?
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tiktaalik brained again
......I don't know enough about fashion to tell you WHY you ought not, but I just want you to know that I feel you ought not.
Karkat wants to pluck me bald. :(
hahahahahhahaha you know , know who's the timefuy hahhh
i wonder what utter bullshit i'll be getting up to once i god tier
i can act like i feel things sometimes. maybe i even convince myself i do.
You c★n ★lw★ys just dissolve me with w★ter.
Just know that all of yous that have seventy billion versions of yourselves, there is one of each that is definitively MY one. And you'll all just have to figure out which ones those are because I shant be differentiating.
I like Jake and Jake only.
"Guys, I am moving in the shadows again" ahh post.
Okay, I'm normal again. I'm normal.
STOP ARGUING IN MY REPLIES I'M GOING TO CRISS ANGEL MIND FREAK IT
I think if anyone can do it, Rori can rip her fate back out of the hands of a cruel god.
PATHETIC.
A puppet loosely strung is still a puppet tangled in strings.
I mean, your likes are definitely public.
Oh is that another Officer Nasty on chittr dot ing?
an0n asked: if y0u c0uld have any 0ne thing right n0w, what w0uld y0u ch00se? ee answered: n000 i cant say y0ull laugh at meee #eeasks
Gang, Catholic Scratch is having an identity crisis I think.
mmm another calm mornin on the site
Costar is my ride or die. Never forget. And I his.
Tonight? Heh! I'm Serving Can't.
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Woods arre fuckin' crreepy out herre.
i want pets :)
"Youre toast' is actually not a very good threat because real eaters know that buttered toasts is one of the best things this world has to offer.
maybe its that i lose awareness of myself. a sense of self perception of sorts. that may be a contributing factor. not good. ill rewrite that part next
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groping a guys chest is as nice as grabbing a chicks really. embarrass them. tits are tits either way. #nsfw
D --> I get confused why people pity my chits sometimes when I say something completely normal
*k i kn*w they said it was g*nna be imp*ssible *r cl*se t* but jesus christ #sgrubp*sting #thech*ice
( Hate. Let 🌼 me 🌞 tell 🪷 you ✨ how much 💐 I have 🌻 come to hate 💛 )<
ok totally just pity me and not even attempt to placate me
hmm can i get a hot guy in my dms feeling kinda vulnerable
I didn't even need to check.
ermmmmmm...........so TTHATT justt happened (getts violenttly mauled tto deatth #violence
ADVISORS: THEY TELLING POBICO NOT TO COMMENT ON THIS ONE
POBICO: BROUGHT SITE BACK
CHITTR: CRASH WE: FREE FOR A BEAUTIFUL SECOND
Ten.
Allegedly.
HAHAHAHAHAHA BIG SCARY CLOWN ON TTOP OFF ME I FFUCKED UP I FFUCKED UP I FFUCKED UP
try to piss me off all you want. i don’t think it’s going to work out for you.
You do one bad thing and everyone suddenly wants to hurt you. Geez.
I pr0mise he d0esnt actually call me kitten in real life
I have questions about Roewzi and their one zillion accounts but I feel like the answer is just going to give me a headache
⧃ It is almost entirely thanks to Cerner, my secretary, that we've had such a decrease in threats. If you were active and paying attention some time ago you would have seen the results of her hard work on the 'BTSSOOFTSDF', the internal defense matrix for OZA-TAP when I live reported a break-in by an oliveblood who was swiftly reduced to nothing but olive blood and bits of what he once was by her compressed air launcher.
Everyone should tell me their favorite thing about me, Casper Cooper, and do irreparable things to my ego.
*normal posts normally so you guys know im normal*
Everyone should trust me =)
Plunge The Sword Into My Chest And Make Me Yours My Dear #violence #gore
I’ve Been Advised To Apologise. It’s Not Good Behaviour Of A Monarch To Tell Anyone To Dance For My Entertainment Or Get Eaten. i’ve Also Been Advised That I Cannot Sleep With Anyone That Was Successful Able To Entertain. Such Is Life.
>> Doeડ everyone forg¡ve me for my 1aડt poડt.... ¡ waડ mak¡ng a Po¡nt, and ¡t made me 1augh. 😔 ડn¡ff1
<<"okay i'm getting up now i think">> <<"still not doing perfect but like">> <<"maybe a solid 20% better than i was">>
Just for your information kinks ARE hereditary. Maybe consider that next time before posting. #nsfw
I WISH I WAS MORE INTACTED BECAUSE DAMN I COULD BE BAGGING A BADDIE RIGHT NOW
STOP WITH THE FUCKING ART MAKING ME FAT AND PREGNANT I HATE IT ALLLLL
to find out my kinks you have to go to the blacksite and collect the crystal from the ridge without dying #nsfw #reference
you're all still going on about kinks? good lord.
Clown tits... #suggestive
꒰ঌ Yall stop chattin under my titties post #nsfw ໒꒱
When chitter freaks out on only my side for 2 seconds: the clap of my ass cheeks over here breaking chitter. #nsfw?
Nipples On Trolls Are Such An Odd Mutation. Could This Have Something To Do With Our Socialization With Humans In Recent Years? Probably Not, But It Is Fun To Think About.
Concept, They Aren't Allowing You To Move. Your Prongs Clench Where They Rest On The Cool Countertop Framing Either Side Of Their Hips And You Know They Can See You Struggling, But They Do Not Care. Instead They Smile As They Look Up At You, Moan As They Rock Themselves Back And Forth On Your Bulge With A Slowness That Is Designed To Torture You, Designed To Test You, To See What / Breaks / You- But You Don't Break, Because You Know You Are " Being So Good " And They Keep Promising That If You Do What You're Told You Will Get Your Reward. Everything Stops And They Pull Firm On Your Leash When They Notice You've Allowed Yourself To Lose Yourself In Your Thoughts. They Tug You In With Their Free Prong To Pull You Deeper And You Whine, Hips Twitching As The Intensity Wets Your Lash Line With Tears. They Tell You To / Focus /, And You Do. Always. Without Question. #nsfw #nsfc #explicit
The Most Obvious One Is That I Love To Leash And Collar Men Who Could Very Easily Break Free. I Like Having An Amount Of Power My Frame Wouldn't Usually Allow. I Like It When They / Choose / To Be Good Enough For Me To Lead. There Is A " Concept " Post Here, Maybe I Will Post It Tolight. #positive #nsfw #nsfc
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I simply +hink. some informa+ion ough+ +o be earned. +hrough a series of blood +rials. and complex fe+ch ques+s.
O-> I Engage In A Fo+rm O+f Chastity As, Perpetual Play. #nsfw
♡⸝⸝ oh i mean im also in7o pe7play bu7. like. i ain7 needed 7o say 7ha7 aloud ri7e? y'all knew #nsfw ⸝⸝♤
>> Before the moment paડડeડ on the feed; th¡ડ one ¡ડ more of a ડcenar¡o ¡'m fond of, be¡ng ¡n e¡ther poડ¡t¡on. Partner A'ડ bu1ge ¡n Partner B'ડ mouth, B on the¡r kneeડ wh¡1e they e¡ther ડtroke themડe1f off or uડe a toy, wh¡1e A'ડ bu1ge f¡11ડ the¡r throat. ¡t'ડ ડo ડ¡mp1e but ¡t'ડ a1wayડ a w¡nner. ^ ^ Opt¡ona11y, Partner B cou1d a1ડo have a toy ¡nડ¡de of themડe1f aડ we11 wh¡1e they do th¡ડ. #nડfw #nડfc #k¡nkડ #daડhboardtrendડ
kinks? yeah, iwve got em. ill play along wvith wvhatewver you need to get your sick kicks too, if youre cute enough. #nsfwv
Discussing kinks, are we? One of my biggest is so painfully vanilla. I need to be a bigger freak to balance it out. #nsfw
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < miss the days we could just slap a collar on these smug little bitches and sell them off to azkaban. #NSFW #Slavery
< WE ALL SHARING KINKS BUT I FEEL LIKE SOME OF YALL MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TOO VANILLA FOR WHAT IM IN TO. >
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I d◎n't kn◎w wh⟁t kinks were p◎sted, but here ⟁re s◎me ◎f my f⟁v◎rites t◎ d◎ t◎ ◎thers! Humili⟁ti◎n, whipping, s◎unding, c◎ll⟁ring, le⟁shing, fl◎gging (it c⟁n g◎ with whipping), stepping ◎n, Bulge ⟁nd n◎◎k t◎rture! ⟁nd much, much m◎re!
my kinks are between me and god #nsfw
I canno+ fa+hom. giving up +ha+ much informa+ion for free.
omg re❥ding the timeline....id neeever sh❥re such priv❥te inform❥tion </3 you gott❥ work your w❥y up to being th❥t privileged to know mmyyy secrets h❥h❥ #nsfw
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < my kink is working air conditioning. my balls are glued to my thigh at this point. #NSFW
D --> #nsfw D --> Multiple partners, maids, possessiveness D --> In that order
꧁⎝ Ain't seen nobody mention it so Ah will. Soundin. ⎠꧂
dude wtf is it with cat troll's and being infuriatingly hot to a mf dawg #vagueposting #oknothisiskindadirectposting #butitappliestoseveraldifferentcattrolls
▼I'd probably kill one of those ao3 goonettes if they saw me with one of my girlfriends and started clapping rambling about yuri▲ ▲ #violence or #gore depending on how gross they are ▼
the day i yearn. im gonna. something.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Cold paws on mewr face꠹
♡ I PANIC WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY HATE A CHIT. HᰔLY NEVER HAPPEN LᰔᰔK AWAY!! ♡
I'm not biting mosquitos for you man
We need to ★t hunting ↓ and Biting Mosquitoes for REVENGE.
▼fuck it... Sorry rose i think i just- need another night getting drunk i can't handle this▲
X Oh my god chittr made me unfollow ppl x
♡ ILL Dᰔ A FLIP FᰔR YᰔU ALL. *FLIPS, FLIPS, FLIPS* SEE. I LᰔVE YᰔU ALL. ♡
⏾ We g﴾ ﴿n' get y﴾ ﴿u straight I pr﴾ ﴿mise.
⏾ I'mma need y﴾ ﴿u t﴾ ﴿ n﴾ ﴿t d﴾ ﴿ dat bruh.
📺 𐌏h. I uh retract the thank y𐌏u? I will keep that in mind, Highbl𐌏𐌏d.
📺 I am d𐌏ing a p𐌏𐌏r attempt at keeping it c𐌏𐌏l at w𐌏rk after my b𐌏ss was here but I am keeping is 𐌅ery c𐌏𐌏l.
📺 Yes, it seems e𐌅ery𐌏ne is 𐌅ery welc𐌏ming s𐌏 far. I d𐌏 n𐌏t d𐌏 s𐌏cial media.
📺 Cute is new, but thank y𐌏u, I will keep that in mind.
📺 I understand, thank y𐌏u f𐌏r inf𐌏rming me.
📺 I'm getting an𐌗i𐌏us trying t𐌏 decide if I sh𐌏uld f𐌏ll𐌏w pe𐌏ple 𐌏r n𐌏t, 𐌏r reply t𐌏 things 𐌏r n𐌏t. W𐌏uld it be rude? 𐌄𐌅ery𐌏ne is already s𐌏 chummy.
📺 The welc𐌏meness has g𐌏tten partially rid 𐌏f my heartburn. 𐌏nly partially.
📺 Hell𐌏, I had a brief rest bef𐌏re w𐌏rk, and I ha𐌅e a brief time n𐌏w. It's a sl𐌏w Saturday.
📺 A l𐌏t 𐌏f the p𐌏sts aren't things I w𐌏uld directly c𐌏mment 𐌏n, th𐌏ugh they are interesting t𐌏 𐌏bser𐌅e.
📺 I will n𐌏t discl𐌏se publicly. I was just ackn𐌏wledging a mistake I made.
📺 𐌏h, hm. Alm𐌏st mediate s𐌏me𐌏ne because 𐌏f their quirk. Interesting quirk.
📺 This is a cl𐌏se-up 𐌏f my ic𐌏n. My 𐌅isage, if y𐌏u will.
📺 The d𐌏𐌏r guy? I ha𐌅e n𐌏 ask b𐌏𐌗 currently, but I will keep that in mind if I decide t𐌏 𐌏pen 𐌏ne. Thank y𐌏u.
📺 I will interact with them if they c𐌏me acr𐌏ss the timeline. I ha𐌅e n𐌏 desire t𐌏 seek them 𐌏ut; if I see them, I will send a questi𐌏n.
📺 Ask b𐌏𐌗es? S𐌏unds fun. If I see any, I will try t𐌏 send a questi𐌏n 𐌏r tw𐌏.
📺 That is a strange use 𐌏f the hate and mediate butt𐌏n.
📺 𐌏h yes, t𐌏 share min𐌏r inf𐌏rmati𐌏n ab𐌏ut myself, my empl𐌏yer is @r𐌏ugar𐌏u𐌓ampage, and I ha𐌅e a great, deep respect f𐌏r him. I will s𐌏metimes p𐌏st ab𐌏ut my j𐌏b and w𐌏rkplace happenings.
📺 I see, thank y𐌏u f𐌏r sharing, Mr. Strider-𐌄nglish.
📺 I see. I h𐌏pe y𐌏u get the chance t𐌏 meet a pleasant 𐌏ne.
📺 I assume this is a pers𐌏nal 𐌏pini𐌏n based 𐌏n pers𐌏nal e𐌗perience?
📺 Thank y𐌏u f𐌏r inf𐌏rming me. I appreciate the inf𐌏rmati𐌏n. Multiple pe𐌏ple named 𐌄ridan, and all unpleasant, h𐌏w 𐌏dd.
📺 What is an 𐌄ridan, and why is there a war?
📺 I'm happy t𐌏 assist. I h𐌏pe y𐌏ur day is pleasant.
📺 If y𐌏u can acquire a caffeinated drink, it helps, 𐌏f c𐌏urse. If y𐌏u ha𐌅e a neur𐌏l𐌏gical dis𐌏rder like ADHD, please keep that in mind. S𐌏me acetamin𐌏phen medicati𐌏ns als𐌏 ha𐌅e caffeine in them, and ab𐌏ut 2 w𐌏uld help alle𐌅iate the pain. Als𐌏, eating s𐌏mething such as dark ch𐌏c𐌏late helps. 𐌏f c𐌏urse, all my 𐌏f my ad𐌅ice is pers𐌏n-t𐌏-pers𐌏n, and I am n𐌏t human, n𐌏r d𐌏 I e𐌗perience these sympt𐌏ms. 𐌓egardless if n𐌏ne 𐌏f that is a𐌅ailable, h𐌏pefully y𐌏u can take a small break t𐌏 alle𐌅iate the pain y𐌏u are e𐌗periencing.
📺 W𐌏uld this be a human-related m𐌏nthly cycle?
📺 A few s𐌏luti𐌏ns if y𐌏u can manage/ha𐌅e the time - Laying 𐌏n y𐌏ur left side, it helps with digesti𐌏n and releases p𐌏ssible built-up gas - Anti-acid f𐌏r indigesti𐌏n - A carb like bread and crackers. - Water can help, but if y𐌏u drank a l𐌏t 𐌏f fluids and had n𐌏 f𐌏𐌏d, it will 𐌏nly ser𐌅e t𐌏 upset y𐌏ur st𐌏mach further. - 𐌓est.
📺 Ways t𐌏 alle𐌅iate pain - this is n𐌏t medical ad𐌅ice, and if y𐌏ur pain is persistent 𐌏r unkn𐌏wn, always seek 𐌏ut a medical pr𐌏fessi𐌏nal's ad𐌅ice. S𐌏me headaches can be alle𐌅iated with - Hydrati𐌏n - 𐌄ating - Caffeine Cramps - > Human cycle-based bi𐌏l𐌏gy related - Hydrati𐌏n - C𐌏nsuming s𐌏mething sweet. - C𐌏nsuming s𐌏mething with caffeine St𐌏mach pain - digesti𐌅e - Lie 𐌏n y𐌏ur left side - 𐌄at s𐌏mething like bread St𐌏mach pain - gas/bl𐌏ating - Lie 𐌏n y𐌏ur left side St𐌏mach pain, but y𐌏u feel full and are hydrated? - 𐌄at s𐌏mething, bread helps. Intense pain that y𐌏u'𐌅e ne𐌅er e𐌗perienced - Seek 𐌏ut a trusted and 𐌅erified mediculler 𐌍𐌏te: If y𐌏u are medicated and ha𐌅e n𐌏t taken y𐌏ur medicati𐌏n in the last few days, y𐌏u c𐌏uld als𐌏 be e𐌗periencing chemical withdrawals. This can cause se𐌅eral unkn𐌏wn sympt𐌏ms.
📺 I supp𐌏se, thank y𐌏u. I find y𐌏ur w𐌏rds 𐌅ery kind.
📺 Hell𐌏, my face in my ic𐌏n is a screen. T𐌏 clarify, I ha𐌅e se𐌅eral "faces" I use f𐌏r different 𐌏ccasi𐌏ns.
📺 I need t𐌏 swap 𐌏ut my face f𐌏r a meeting t𐌏day, and I'm n𐌏t thrilled ab𐌏ut it.
📺 I will take y𐌏ur w𐌏rds int𐌏 c𐌏nsiderati𐌏n.
📺 I will try t𐌏 sl𐌏w d𐌏wn 𐌏n f𐌏ll𐌏wing pe𐌏ple. I am f𐌏ll𐌏wing e𐌅ery𐌏ne I interact with and talk t𐌏. H𐌏pefully that is n𐌏t ann𐌏ying.
📺 I must return f𐌏cus 𐌏n paperw𐌏rk. I h𐌏pe y𐌏u all ha𐌅e a decent e𐌗pl𐌏si𐌅e day.
📺 A l𐌏t 𐌏f y𐌏u are edgel𐌏rds and n𐌏t as scary as y𐌏u think y𐌏u are.
📺 Threatening indi𐌅iduals after getting int𐌏 a spat is a sure fire way t𐌏 l𐌏se any actual p𐌏ints if intimidati𐌏n. I belie𐌅e m𐌏st 𐌏f y𐌏u w𐌏uld n𐌏t be able t𐌏 carry 𐌏ut y𐌏ur threats in pers𐌏n let al𐌏ne actually find the pers𐌏n y𐌏u are threatening. Als𐌏, while I d𐌏n't belie𐌅e in beha𐌅ing in a way that pe𐌏ple feel as "n𐌏n-chalant" is sustainable, I d𐌏 belie𐌅e that remaining calm when upset and stepping away is the best 𐌏pti𐌏n. Th𐌏ugh, I'𐌅e just made an acc𐌏unt and this is based 𐌏n less than 24 h𐌏urs 𐌏f 𐌏bser𐌅ati𐌏n.
📺 The 𐌏nly d𐌏wnside t𐌏 my face is that I cann𐌏t c𐌏nsume f𐌏𐌏d this way.
📺 I ha𐌅e n𐌏 𐌏pini𐌏ns 𐌏n it, but my b𐌏ss sees me e𐌅ery day, and I supp𐌏se I am e𐌗hibiting beha𐌅i𐌏rs that w𐌏uld be quelled if I had a m𐌏irail. Thank y𐌏u.
DO NOT SEND ME YOUR PITTY, I AM CRANKING MY HOG. #nafw
Speaking of giving up, i think it's about time for me to jack that shit. #nsfw
I kn0w its weird but s0metimes i feel like jerking 0ff is admitting defeat #nsfw
Almost forgot to take my anti-depressant there! That was a close one.
📺 I figured I sh𐌏uld say s𐌏mething f𐌏r 𐌏nce here. hi.
📺 My first and currently 𐌏nly n𐌏tificati𐌏n is deeply unsa𐌅𐌏ry.
:33 < nefurr chitt when mew furst wake up :33 < mew might lose furriends furrom meowstakes caused by post-nap sl33piness ;w;
ii am govvernment mandated twwo hate all chiitt2,, 2orry wwe don"t make the rule2..
well my n0tificati0ns are g0nna be useless f0r a while. if any0ne needs me just dm i guess. 0r d0n't, i d0n't care.
YES. THAT OR IM DOING THIS PURELY FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME. I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO, THIS IS A NEW SIDEQUEST.
y0u think the pe0ple want t0 see the 2 dimensi0nal planes 0f my chest that badly?
@imperialistHalcy0nite br0 can i help y0u. https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/d2656324e1fb.png
i'm n0 cheap slut. i'll 0nly p0st chest at 10k kult and kull. #nsfw i guess
i mean, he's n0t DEAD. he's just never c0ming back. that makes it m0rally 0k.
i f0rg0t t0 p0st this when it actually happened. i dedicate this chitt t0 all y0u serkets 0ut there. i c0uldn't have d0ne it with0ut y0u pr0bably. https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/1410ae268451.jpeg
ERISOL SHOULD LIKE THIS AND GET DINNER WITH ME.
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < tall dominant woman x me 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < and yes im furly aware this is chittpurr not a certain search engine 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < im saying this with my full chest
skill issue. #skillissue
depends 0n the b00t.
the m⧃untain cann⧃t c⧃ntinue
i should run a brothel or something, im like the pied piper of pussy #nsfvw
i Think. Yuo woulld llook good.
Oooh. If myne stampnubs were more Agreeable to the sensation of being Closed In, these fyne boots would be a Sure Selection, though I suppose they do not quite Mesh wyth my sense of Style.
Hello-> I don't have any intention to be on here much-> This is mostly to keep an eye on a certain someone, and see what keeps so many of my employees distracted at their desks->
...... why are ♊︎t2 not♊︎f♊︎cat♊︎on2 blown up..
_ id, misgender, [He]r [B]ut, [I] [H]ave [S]tandards!
I do not llike change. Kill it
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they're expecting t0ns 0f pe0ple t0 immediately get r0ck hard and/0r s0aking wet and slide int0 their dms s0 they can e-pail t0gether. 0r meet up and h00k up irl, but n0 0ne 0n this g0df0rsaken platf0rm leaves the hive. m0re br0adly, it's a desperati0n f0r attenti0n. g00ning makes number g0 up.
i think i c0uld take them.
unless y0u mean in a fight. then n0.
can s0me0ne fix hate b0t already. if i keep getting pitied by him i'm really g0ing t0 d0 it this time.
it may n0t l00k like it but i actually g0 thr0ugh ab0ut 22 distinct character arcs a day.
s0metimes even i'm embarrassed at h0w 0bvi0us my type is.
💠~ Like, oh em gee! That's totes gorgeous. ~💠
i can think 0f s0mewhere else y0u can find a little g0ld eheheh.
STOP EATIN SHRImmP WITH THE WImmPS N COmmE EAT LOBSTER WITH THE mmONSTER. HAHA JUST KIDDIN. SHRImmP IS GOOD TOO. EAT WHAT YOU WANT.
I cannot even bllock it. Error code 4x?????????????????????????????????????????????. Doomed to be taunted by my greatest faillure for all time.
Hmm. I was not buillt to withstand fllirtation.
THE SH⧃CK C⧃LLAR IS BACK ⧃N THE M⧃UNTAIN
THE M⧃UNTAIN IS NERV⧃US ⧃NLY SLIGHTLY
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ no, no i totally got this! trust. i mean hypothetically speaking or whatever if i had two grubs. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ for no reason in particular, how the fuck do you take care of alternian grubs? is it just like a human baby? dirk kinda just took care of himself and made me. also don't really have any money so. hypothetically speaking and all that shit. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
▲wait what the fuck am i saying those little shits never would have finished their trials▼
▲fuck, was that a pang of guilt?▼
what's with all the ancest0r talk lately?
THEY FTZVFHGVGHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
we've all been there.
h0w did the m0untain even fucking d0 that.
A NOC╋━VRNAL HANDFVL HAS ELAPSED, AND YE╋━ MY ╋━HOVGH╋━S REMAIN RECVRSIVELY ╋━E╋━HERED ╋━O ╋━HA╋━ SANGVINE, VVLGAR CHI╋━╋━ WHICH SO EFFICIEN╋━LY VNRAVELED ╋━HE ME╋━ICVLOVSLY SCAFFOLDED ARCHI╋━EC╋━VRE OF MY COMPOSVRE. REKINDLED WAS ╋━HE POLYDIPSIC IMPERA╋━IVE. ╋━HE ALL-CONSVMING, VNGOVERNABLE GLV╋━╋━ONY. CA╋━ALYZED A CRAVING FOR SOME NOVEL SPECIMEN, SOME AES╋━HE╋━ICALLY EXQVISI╋━E VARIABLE CER╋━AIN ╋━O BE RVN ╋━O WAS╋━E ╋━HROVGH ╋━HE RELEN╋━LESSNESS OF MY A╋━╋━EN╋━IONS. AH, BV╋━ ╋━HERE IS AN INEFFABLE BEAV╋━Y IN RVINA╋━ION. IN PV╋━REFAC╋━ION'S SLOW ALCHEMY. ╋━O ADMIRE ╋━HA╋━ WHICH WAS ONCE MINE, S╋━RIPPED AND CAR╋━ED ╋━O SOME VNREACHABLE COORDINA╋━E BEYOND EVEN MY REACH. A CVRIOVS, DVLL ACHE NES╋━LING IN╋━O ME, CALCIFYING, YE╋━ PALLIA╋━ED ╋━HROVGH ╋━HE MANVFAC╋━VRE OF MINE OWN RELICS. MEMORIA. HM.
Oh, good. The imbecille that shares my name is making a mockery of our prophetic abillities. What an idiot.
THE M⧃UNTAIN STILL HAS A L⧃T ⧃F ENERGY.
als0? i can't believe y0u'd smash r0xy but pass 0n 0lder milf r0xy. that's the m0st fucked up thing ab0ut this.
dude what the hell.
y0u can't trust anyb0dy these days, n0t even y0ur alternate self.
sh0uld i p0st a smash 0r pass list t0 artificially b00st my kult y/n. #nsfw
*c0me back.
as l0ng y0u keep y0ur pr0mise t0 grind me under y0ur heels i'll definitely c0me.
i wish i c0uld like a chitt m0re than 0nce.
i mean, wh0 said that.
You are dead. In almost every sense of the word. Corporeally, you died in the early days of the BEFORAN EMPIRE'S interstellar expansion. But your pusher died long, long before that. You were once a DASHING RADICULL TERRORIST fighting the good fight against stifling tyranny with your beloved. Now, you are just a husk. In your heyday you were considered one of the most FREE-SPIRITED REBELS Beforus had ever known, and you were famous for your aloofness and cocky attitude. They just couldn't catch you, nor your partner and love of your life. Until they did get her, and nothing was the same ever again. After a BOTCHED RESCUE, all hope was lost, and you dedicated every waking moment for the rest of your life to building power from the shadows, hoping to bring one last great devastation upon the Empire, even if it killed you. It did. And you didn't even accomplish anything, besides a whole lot of dead civilians. You are called THE SILLENCE, a reminder of the only thing to be heard in the wake of that terrible bomb. Your legacy forgotten in time, succeeded only by your nameless ward. Now, you rot in the ashes of your regret.