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okay so the name is maybe a little much and so is the album name but you HAVE to listen to it! the bass is sooo groovy! i am totally going to learn this song!!!

࣪⊹₊˚{ {rattle rattle} omg, like, heyyyy! }*u*{ {rattle rattle} ....helloooo???? arent you going to like, let me in???? hiiii....! }6u6{ }9u9{ }6u6{ can i come in? }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ <3 + <> = let me in, <3< + c3< = keep me out #cullquette #b+e #VOTE }˚₊⊹ ࣪
who would ever want zebruh?? he's disgusting and rude.

what did the fish bladesmith use to create her masterpiece? damascus eel.

alright. wvriska vwon. sorry damz. i wvas rooting for you, i really wvas. novw. her imperious condescension vwersus rose lalonde. iwve got something real special for you all. took some bartering, some vwheeling and dealing, thats vwhy it took me a sec to get back to this. lemme start wvith the rose propaganda. beautiful blonde, knowvs howv to banter, perfect bod, perfect face, can do some spooky eldritch stuff if thats vwhat youre into. shes incredible. i dont wvanna undersell her here. but... i got a vwintage from my man @caligulaascendit. this is *art*. nowv, to share the scan, he said he vwanted to do the propaganda for her, so here you go. #nsfwv. #nsfc too, but not the c youre thinking of. "its ya boy eridan ampora here vwith a guest rewvievw on alternias biggest caked up baddie our leadin broad in the beam for #cronusbabeoff hovwre all likin my vwintage hic edition penthouse by the wvay pretty groowvy huh cost me a pretty caegar but it wvas totally wvorth it an yknowv its the real deal too cause its got her signature shade a coral pink semi gloss #2 stamped across the covwer wvhen im feelin advwenturous i take my condy penthivwe out a her plastic slip an ewver so gently stroke her lipstick mark vwith a quivwerin finger wvith my other flipper placed firmly against my crotch anyvway im afraid the competition has been crushed by the empresss unholy cake grinder the rest a you booty impaired ladies can go hivwe novw" yeah. yowvza. #cwv-cakesitting. <3 or <> for condy. <3< or c3< for rosie.

okay, i let that #cronusbabeoff sit a bit longer than i meant to, but the results are in. it wvas a close match, but jane took an early lead and kept it. the handiemaid, the demoness (succubus) is out, and ms. crocker mowves on to the semi-finals! next up... hey, damara, the hell are you still doing here? yep, damara megido, totally different than the handmaid, is up against our 8addie vwriska serket. you already knovw about damz, so lets focus on lil serk. shes 8ratty, shes 8ossy, shes evwerything in-8etvween. she can take charge or get put in her place. wvhether theyre 8-cups or her cups look like an 8, she makes it wvork. does she hawve wvhat it takes to owvercome damara? lets find out! and uhh... lets call that text #nsfwv just to be safe. <3 or <> for vwriska <3< or c3< for damz
boring. try fucking someone until they cry of understimul♤tion. #nsfw

࣪⊹₊˚{ ooooh, okay! }*7*{ #imcoming, girl! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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that is astonishing... to have such rapport uuith such creatures... i find nnyself in envy and auue.
is it not nice to sonnetinnes feel like an anchovy?

࣪⊹₊˚{ NOOOO THATS NOT WHAT I SAIDDDD }˚₊⊹ ࣪
EYEROLL ON THE VIBE RESET BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION: SARDINES.

I love your manta signature so damn much
Hmm… I’m inclined to believe you based on your manta ray copypasta alone.
You ask a wonderful question. The name is actually a present8ion of the planetary ideals! Those of us who are in a position to offer care to those who are in need, myriad as such trolls happen to 8e, are required to put them all "8efore Us," those few who are of sound mind, 8ody, and of such natural st8ion as to outlive a gr8 many of our fellow trolls. This was decided upon 8y the Shepherd Condesce in ages past, when first her gentle fronds came to rest upon the reigns of trollkind. After she rose to the highest of all authorities, the planetary doctrine, and the true doctrine of all cold8orn trolls 8ecame synonymous with the planet that we all coexisted upon!!!!!!!! #8eforanHistory #LightEmpath #GoldStar #ForAGr8Question #IAmSOProud #ToSeeATeal #WithSuchAGr8 #Nose #ForInquiry
you aint livved til you wwatch a gutterblood splat against your wwindshield durin the mornin commute a commute that i dont havve an alter my flight schedules accordinly to ploww through crosswwalks and the likes but wwhos countin #nsfww #gore
AWH YOURE FRIENdS WITH HAYAAH ANd LLEVYN I LOVE THOSE GUYS -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD

Typically your aspect manifests in more subtle or thematic ways before your apotheosis. You might be a smooth talker, or quick on your feet, or any number of things associated with breath, wind, direction.

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Oh thank you for the clarification. Manta's are chill af <3
ok yay

Found a stingray and rechitted it immediately I must be losing my marbles tonight

Rechitting for the ray
HELLO?

i need a question mark react for every convo and interaction i witness hayaah havin it feels pike i walked in on somefin everytime

tight stingray btw













