Jezzee Hickok
@amaranthineTenacity
Fastest draw in all of Alternia | Don't try to find me
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eugh, end-of-era kit...and hell she ain't even holdin' that there piece correctly now...shameful, she gon' take a single shot and that there iron's gon' go flyin' five feet back...
I ain't bein' mean, I'm just bein' realistic 's all...she needs to get herself somethin' more lady appropriate for her age. Like a muff pistol or a derringer, like a Sharps 4-barrel, or a Remington Derringer like the Model 95. .45 ACP would just harm meemaw's wrist, especially outta that there 1911, it's a powerful piece and would probably cause meemaw some harm too if the slide catches on the webbin' of her skin between the thumb 'n' finger, ya know?
Some a' ya'll are slobberin', drooling dogs hungry for meat, and I hope to hell n' back that some of ya never ever get fed.
Hell's wrong with a nice meal every now and again? Gotta enjoy a nice meaty stew, some grits and beans on the side with a lil toast to keep ya goin' out 'ere ya know?
I'm bein' a bit more metaphorical. What the kids call, uh, "vaguepostin'".
Huh? Well what the hell're ye on abo-OHH...OHHHHH...ohhh...I see now partner...
↗️I REGRET THAT I WAS NOT ABLE TO CAPTURE THE EXACT MOMENT I BROKE THE CREST OF 10K KULL POINTS, BUT I HAVE NEVERTHELESS DECIDED TO MAKE THIS POST.↗️ ↘️i am honored and also flattered to be the primary target of hateful, unemployed persons.↘️ ↗️YOUR OBSESSIVE COMPULSION TO DEMOTE MY POSTS INSTEAD OF SEEKING GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT ON LINKED-FIN OR INDEAD IS GROTESQUE.↗️ ↘️but ultimately beneficial to my numbers game.↘️ ↗️I HAVE CIRCLED IT SO YOU DO NOT GET LOST IN THE IMAGE.↗️ ↘️there will be a celebration in order.↘️ ↗️I WILL PROVIDE A DESK DOODLE TO ALL INTERESTED PARTIES WITH FACES TO DRAW, IF YOU RSVP IN THE COMMENTS OF THIS POST.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/611a23f8eeaf.jpg ↘️
hrmm, seems the fancy market boy got a big number. Sure, I'll attend yer fanciful party or what have you, might keep me away from the firin' line of a highblood or two for a while.
Turns out imperial drones can't fly too well when ya go and catch their legs in a bola. In other news, just made myself some more explosives usin' their booster fuel, feelin' great right now. #FeelsGood #Resourceful #ImperialDrones
turns out someone gone gave an imperial drone a chittr account. Hey @imperialDrone, I see you on here, better hope I don't see ya'll in my crosshairs any time soon, ya'hear?
I summ0n a th0usand screaming gh0sts t0 @cesarianAqueduct s hive
Partner, I'd be real appreciative if ya'll went and made them there spectres explode too.
∻Wh☢ knew that inciting vi☢lence ☢n c☢rp☢rate establishments w☢uld make me p☢pular ☢n this hellsite.∻
a statment I can get behind...that's fer certain... #hateposting #ACAB(AllCorporationsAreBastards)
fuk @amaranthineTenacity think he smarter dan me on my own dam post -from the office of ace dick detective agency
only thin' ya'll're an ace in is bein' target practice, tubby. Ya can't handle whiskey, ya can't shoot fer shit, and ya can't even solve any cases. Yer a lousy excuse of a detective and ya'll should probably go and crawl into yer darn fort and cry 'bout it.
fuk u fuk u fuk u -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Tubby can't even think of nuthin' better to even say! Truly a pity if it weren't such disgrace. Yer "arch-nemesis" deserves better than you, you no-good, dirty, slimy, greasy, lousy, crap-shot, twitchy, punchable, unmissable walkin' target!
u miss 100% of the shots u take if ur not aiming for da right target. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Sounds like ya'll really oughta learn how to aim there...
it's motivatinal statement on mindset/positivity idiot -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Ya'll're thinkin' 'bout Troll Wayne Gretzky's quote there, ya'll've just said it wrong...it's "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take". Though course ya'll would go and mess it up...doubt ya could clip the ears off a violetblood at 20 paces...
no i make my own spin on it fukin idiot -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Well yer spin is shit, much like yer aim. Oh and, go ahead and shake up the red package that's 'boutta get dropped off outside yer office now, short'n'stout
Just woke up. Had some beans, oinkbeast slabs and moobeast links Always gotta enjoy a good meal to prep yourself for a good day of huntin' bounties. #ThemsGoodEatins
That is a llarge amount of protein. Be sure to incllude vegetablles as a source of vitamins in your regullar diet, or your body will one day faill to meet the needs of your toills.
Nah don't worry none, ya'll just need yer four main food groups: Beans, Oinkbeast, Whiskey and Lard. With that yer gon' be plenty fine.
(( kids shouldn't be on here smh... ))
(( yeah, literally violates Rule 13, if you suspect, please make sure to report D:
c< peaKiNg lONg dOwN raMp witH aN awp, #aMa >c
Please tell me that ya'll prefer the feel of wood in yer hands rather than that there darn ploymer crap
I fear no man But that...Tom He scares me
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Gxxd afternxxn, splendid days, happy hunting my dear friends, assxciates, acquaintances, lxathed. I am enjxying xn my pxrch sxme bxrscht with beef, and sxme pampushky xn the side fxr dipping. It's a simply splendid night. :-)
The good wishes of huntin' are appreciated. Already got rid of another drone, a small posse o' rough ridin' bandits and I'm 'boutta mosey on over to the next violetfuck port and say a lil..."how do you do".
Xh, what fun! An xutlaw? Xr wxuld yxu prefer the term Hunter? Have yxu any use fxr the tx-be-deceased's bxdies? And if nxt, what price wxuld yxu list fxr lugging it my way? I dxn't get tx wxrk with wader hues xften.
Well I had to admit to it some time soon...yes I am...and call me what you want I s'pose, might've seen the wanted posters for "The Gunslinger" that'd be me. I've no use with the corpses, nah, but I don't particularly find the prospect of haulin' a bunch o' dead violet and fuchsia fucks aroun' too appealin' buuuuut if I ever leave a bunch o' un-torched bodies somewhere...I'll let ya'll know, payment'll be sorted later
Totally unrellated note to the arms dealler conversatiion, II lliike my revollverkiind striife speciibus so much. II barelly use iit but when II do, II lliike to riiflle around iin my clleavage a biit lliike II’m llookiing for somethiing then whiippiing the revollver out. Really scares off anyone that dares to mess wiith me!! Oh and II thiink thiis coulld be #nsfw due to my clleavage beiing mentiioned.
☆ I absolutely adore revolvers. Made a Kustom one for myself named Debrah and she’s a beauty. Got any piKs of your piece?☆
Ya...made a custom piece'o'iron? Ya'll some sorta gunsmith there? This is somethin' I gotta see.
☆ why yes I am, a pretty damn good one if I do say so myself. And I do say so. Have a little look see https://i.postimg.cc/GtdNc8p3/IMG-7227.png☆
Hrmm...looks like...8 shot cylinder, long cartridge so not alot of stoppin' power, guessin' you needed penetration over anythin'? That's more the job fer a rifle ya know? Foregrip's not mounted too well neither...thin piece o' material holdin' the darn thing together and on a revolver will just weigh ya aim down, makin' it hard to fire true...
☆ Oh no it’s not rifle ammo, them bitches hold shotgun shells. I usually maKe my own ammunition with sKraps and Kram as much gunpowder as I Kan into the shell. And I don’t really need the foregrip, I Kan Keep the KiKKbaKK in cheKK with my psioniKs, but if other people wanna try it it’s for them.☆
Huh??? that's...no....what...I...I...huh? Stars above please tell me you know how to use a darn reloadin' bench...it...when ya'll said shotgun...I assumed 410 bore shells...but...it's...it's a pipegun ain't it???
☆ HEY! I resent that, Debrah ain’t no pipe gun, she’s a beautiful worK of art Krafted by the hands of yours truly. She’s single action got some solid rifling, but no engravings tho. And yes I Know how to use a reloading bench I built one myself!☆
oh...oh stars above...I dread to imagine what ya'll use to crimp yer shells...or even how you measure yer powder out...
I...I gon be sick...@terminalAstrophotographe please send a meteor at this 'ere heathen...