cami miguel
@amorousChanteuse
use your 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧 and not your 𝗘𝗬𝗘𝗦. or improperly named as CHUBBY CHUDETTE. ur favorite superstar | certified toxica give my new album "amorcita” a listen or else ♡
she punched me in the nose and didn’t care that i cried. so i stabbed her in the side. #toxicex #cw-violence
no, she’s too shitty for a heroic death.
I haVVe had the profound misfortune of bearing VWWitness to yet another embarrassing iteration of myself. Tragic, really, that among so many reflections there appears to be only one VWWith any conVVentional understanding of honor, discipline, or loyalty to the throne. One VWWould think these qualities elementary. Apparently, I continue to oVVerestimate myself.
I assume this shamebeast is a representation of yourself in a ritual of guilt. Your emotional self-flagellation serVVes little benefit to either party.
flogging is a very intense way to phrase it. actually, this puppy is equivalent of my coyness on the matter. i still think it’s a good idea, but i have, like, yet to receive my stamp of approval from the higher ups (u). but i appreciate the reassurance hehe.
A battle betVWWixt myself and any other VWWould be resolVVed in an amicable duel of our aim. As battle ready as I find myself, I VWWould be hard pressed to consider the "GameVWWard" or any other self quite as capable. I consider it fair ground.
one day i’ll see your rifle in action. till then, stop being so humble !!! there has to be one of you that you can easily beat to a pulp. smh.
You have the most wonderful ideas, Cami!
i am not debasing myself, i am trying to encourage your prowess!!!!!!!!!!!!
thank you, ara. :3 <3
well, i understood it like you were implying i debased myself for asking my very excellent idea therefor aranea was too by agreeing.. but sorry for doubting you, mr ampora!!
that’s really SOOOOO funny, actually the hardest laugh i’ve had in days, that the most emotionally constipated bitch in the whole universe would tell ME i’m too invested in my feelings. news flash, bitch!!!! that’s an integral part of teamwork!!!! feelings!!!! ooga booga!!!! ykw, you have so much to say about my folds, why don’t you come over and i’ll show you how you’ll fold under my fucking spear. i’m tired of your shit!!!! i’d throw you into the doomed abyss if i could. #directposting
strong mediate on this one
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feast your proptotic bulbs on my half of the collaboration wwith herr dirk it is rare nowwalight for a man to meet someone wwith wwhom "shootin the shit" can temporarily abate the painful throb a the chronic crotch infection called life this is no mere turd slingin rather than aimlessly flingin the poopie the pitcher hurls his fecal trinket at the marble base wwith intent evvery movve is calculated an the twwo princes find themselvves at a stalemate wwhat happens next is a fusin a souls so beyond our mortal comprehension its cherenkovvian shockwwavve is enough to blind an entire carriage a orphans or maybe evven twwo orphan carriages like evvery young nobletroll i havve alwways found myself bewwitched by the davvid paintin a troll napoleon crossin the alps it wwould be no exaggeration to say this piece has touched an rubbed an tongued evvery corner a my barren bein in many wways this neoclassical masterpiece is a lovver but it is also a friend a teacher a hero an ideal an a damn good reaction pic for pwwnin bleedin pushers online in the wwise wwords a 4chum its too late ivve already depicted you as the hoofbeast an myself as a heroic military genius @ponyPal
see howw unoriginal you are you cant evven come up wwith your owwn ideas for insultin fanart you havve to recycle mine because face it wwomen wwill nevver be funny
this isn't a competition, i am trying to be nice to you by, like, engaging your thinly veiled compulsion. :(
um. aren't you supposed to be denying it.
NO STUPID WHY AREN’T YOU LIKE, DENYING THAT YOU HAVE A FETISH TO BEGIN WITH.
wwhat do you think motivvated napoleon to cross the alps the promise a returnin hivve to his matesprits girlstink maybe if you solidified your historical knowwledge youd realize that yesterswweeps infamous megalomaniacs wwere all ragin panty sniffers
ya but the diff between u and napoleon is that he courted joséphine intensely & didn't grovel for double chin & fupa portraits like his loser interlopers (u btw). solidify ur game and we can talk history.
wwho said anythin about grovvelin its a matter a wwavvin my empiricist holly an you wwill be as round an buoyant as my pusher desires i control your plumpness like the office psychopath controls the thermostat to keep his underlin wwet an submissivve
omfg????? cut it OUT, YOU FREAKAZOID. I DON’T WANNA BE FAT!!!! and no one is ever going to draw your deprived urges so keep DREAMING.
the album has been postponed indefinitely. those that bought pre-ordered tickets for my gigs next week will be refunded. on behalf of myself and LOTAR, we are sincerely sorry for the inconvenience. we will be giving updates if anything changes. thank you!
i promise junior is ok!!!!!!
I know. The reports have been consistent.
so ur just here to make fun of me or something??
Nah. But you have options.
um, how could i be useful to anyone????? i mean, have you seen me? probs not but still!!
Please. Everyone has something to use. It's just a matter of execution.
well.. isn’t it??? i mean, we don’t have our viable players anymore. there’s nothing we can do atp. is that all?? giving you a losing session isn’t exactly this huge heroic favor you say it is. >:(
Who said anything about heroism? If anything, handing me the reins of your personal hell is the worst thing you could possibly do. For yourself. For anyone that you've outlived. But, it would be off your hands. Sure. There's nothing you can do. But your role in that narrative is long finished. In fact. As a favor. I'll even let you think about it. Taking the crumbs directly would be gauche at this point.
i thought you said this benefits everyone. :(
what about me? what about my friends?
Ye knowv, I feel like my culinary plate in terms of sea food I'wve enjoyed can be vwastly expanded, if any fellowv sea dvwellers got some recommendations I'd lovwe to hear em.
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nvm i know why my session is doomed. @constrictorTabernacle#5252 would u like to shed some LIGHT on the subject. #hatred #toxic
not my fau⥌t ςomeone doeςn't have the HEART to keep up wιth what the ςeςςιon needς. ι can't carry the who⥌e thιng on my back ςo⥌o, you know. 🖕
what were you effing carrying exactly. your terrible attitude?????? your defeatist prose????????? girl, PLEASE, i'm supposed to be supporting you guys being USEFUL. 🖕
i need to make fun of people spiritually i will dunk your ass in a locker i will spiritually manifest the toilet bowl to make you do straw snorkeling swirlies in come fuck with me i will have the hokiest goddamn string of insults you were ever offended by
why are you so evil knights are supposed to be nice
common misconception knights are supposed to have aura defend stuff and be chivalrous chivalry dont apply to people who spear expensive phones to death thats kind of one of the sacred instant opt outs
ok well spears don’t seek expensive phones to death unless the phones are used to devious, MEAN purposes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where was my chivalry ser strider HUH?
wwish people wwould stop bein shocked i do conservvation wwork noww it aint evven a big deal
what do you think of sea bunnies and jellyfish