♦ pitied by @amorousChanteuse
are you joking of course i aint goin to get dowwn on my knees an slurp your toes sloppy wwithout puttin dowwn a pilloww first #nsfww #toepostin
yowch! feels like i just got with some sort of radiation beam!
DONT PITY ME. IM JUST STATING IT. >:B
in my tummy ache era :(
hmm... i dunno... i bet that guy would appreciate something real personal. something he really likes. something really... intimate. like weird al's bad hair day album on original vinyl. ;)
"joe" vwants to knowv "do you actually like smoking or is that just part of the greaser shtick" wvhy does ewveryone fixate on this? iwve nevwer made it a secret. smoking fucks you up, and it aint like i could use em underwvater. its for the aesthetic, smoking one vwould just be a wvaste of a perfectly fine cig. #substances
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 15: porrim maryam #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl this wvas alvways part 15. dont evwen svweat it. i should be able to pump this out a lot faster than that other one anyvways. theres just so much more to say about porrim. the hottest gal outta our gang, maybe the hottest gal i knovw? vwell, maybe not that, but damn does she knowv vwhat to do wvith wvhat shes got. shes the perfect lay, the ultimate catch. she might seem intimidating, but do wvhat i say and youll be bagging this fake feminist left and right. so like pretty much ewvery other gal, you might run into a freebie. a porr that just sleeps around unironically, unthinking, doesnt care. hell, she might ewven come onto you first. do you really need my advwice? just say yes. itll be a meh lay as far as she goes, but its still porrim, thats gonna be pretty incredible. okay so heres the meat of it. feminism. porrim cant *help* but argue and debate and all that. some part of her knovws she should just disengage, but if you start saying some crazy shit, shell take it seriously and try to argue you dovwn. i think its an ego thing, she cant stand not provwing people vwrong. i try to go into it wvith a bit of subtlety at first. asking open ended questions, like wvhats so great about feminism, wvhy do wve evwen need it, then i take the least relewvant part of wvhat shes said and go to tovwn. you dont need to vwin the argument, all you need is for her to lose, to feel dumb, to get flustered. the best wvays, i think, inwvolwve spinning her in circles. say that its feminist for a gal to blovw you because shes making that choice herself. vwhen porrim argues, ask vwhy shes slut-shaming. it doesnt ewven matter wvhat shes said, shes on the defensivwe nowv. use her ovwn language against her, use all that therapyspeak shit. make her feel like shes arguing against herself, her owvn ideals. force her to use terminology thatll fluster her, dont let her get outta calling a slut a slut. you do all this good enough and shell be so frustrated, confused, flustered, shell let you do anything you vwant to her. and i do mean anything. if you get that far wvith a porrim, the skys the limit. get her to agree to ewven more out there shit, like that dressing modestly is slut-shaming, or that handjobs are praxis, or that she should go topless in protest of something. for such a stubborn broad, her minds surprisingly malleable. i find porrs all the time thatvwe gotten themselvwes into some sorta situation that leawves them totally unvwanting to say no. girls gotta havwe an addictiwve personality or something. i lowve her, i really do. her rating bod: cmon. its porrim. great tits, great ass, hot clothes, knovws evwery sex position. 10/10, giwve or take a point depending on your opinion of body mods wvariety: you can get into a lot wvith porrs. sure, a lot of it is gonna be the feminist breaking schtick, but thats a damn good schtick. theres alvways a newv wvay to play vwith a porr, and they just keep doing it to themselvwes. 9/10 ease: either the easiest gal youll meet, or itll take a lot of wvork, but like, fun wvork. 8/10 personality: my favworite bitch <3 shes obnoxious as hell, but anything in that vwoice is enough to get me going, and breaking her dovwn is like nothing else. 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. it couldnt be anything else. shes porrim! take it seriously if you find one of her, and consider yourself lucky. shes the best sub a guy like me could ewver ask for <3
did da prez call me a coddam animal and i didnt realize til now or is it tha painkillers talkin #substance
youre obsessed wvith me
▲I'm fine, just got back from a wipe away from chittr▼ ▲Jeez was i bad? Shit thought your ass was just pitchbaiting▼
...i didn't know drones Could *be* horny.
#notmy[insertguywhothereismultipleofhere] #theywouldntfuckingsaythat
2ome of you treat 2ociial mediia liike a publiic makeout raiilcar and ii need you two know the re2t of u2 can 2ee that #vaguepo2t
why are these two chicks vagueposting about each other? holy shit just FUCK ALREADY!!! #nsfw
hii! im okay now dont worry! not sure what i was on but im a lot better now!! >X3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2a362c450437.png
damn ok guess all that talk boat bein fronds was a lie https://64.media.tumblr.com/e96c804acccbfc5deaa18220205655a5/64ea4888df7ff72a-09/s2048x3072/be78210991e01df354090137b8aff130769b9d57.jpg
too fat and stupid and ugly to fit in the locker. so like fucking sorry i guess.
I'M MASTUR8ATING LIKE CRAZY!!!!!!!! #NSFW #VRISKA
wait hang on, trauma tuesday? do i even join on this stupid wagon?
(( im the exact opposite right now
waved at someone all excited and happy to see them and they didnt wave back #traumatuesday
alright sorry man
WHY 4R3 W3 TR4UM4 DUMP1NG?
how do i avoid my therapy session?
im not your dancing puppet
i know, rationally, vacuums arent that scary. i dealt with vacuums all the time, and even scarier science vacuums too. but lately, i dont trust the hoover...
do you genuinely find other cronii better to hang around than me?
>:0| I Need This Fixed S☺☺n, I’m Tired ☺f The ☺dd Sh☺ts
Literally I Only Took Mine Out Because Being A Solo Musician Who Does All My Backing Tracks, Getting It Snagged Became Inevitable Haha
like the 6od damn heat wasn't bad enou6h now i 6ot a headaChe too 'n' just au6h. too many feelin6s 6oin' on at onCe. >︵<
>>| what .is happening. now there .is .a second purpleblood that .is stating .a cull threat to me. did .i said something wrong?
im tired of people underestimating me
its so )(ARD makin fronds nomoby likes honesty these days smh everyones like meenah thats rude meenah dont say that meenah ur wrong meenah whyre u bein so mean meenah ur too intense meenah u need to chill oh i dunno moby cuz if i reely didnt give a shit i wouldnt bother tellin u what i think DUMBASS i mean fuck where can i find hardened beaches who can dish out n take it like i do 38/ this #venting lame af i kind of dont efin wanna try anymoor
g0t discontinued 0n alternia. two many accidents. 0r possibly a g0vernment conspiracy.
uugugh
#nsfw #nsfwe .... is that my mom's dog being horny on main rn
DON'T FORGET! #THEFUNFAIR IS NEXT SATURDAY. SPREAD THE WORD! DO NOT LET MY #COLLABS HAVE BEEN IN VAIN. [⠿]
i have no comment to make about height.
o| Im sO BoReD BuT My pSiIoNiCs aRe fRyInG My fUcKiN SkUlL N GiViNg mE A MiGrAiNe sO RoOmIe hAs aDvIsEd i kEeP TeCh uSe tO A MiNiMaL BuT WhAt tHe fUcK ElSe aM I GoNnA Do |O
well thats one way to /cleanse/ the system
!GROSs
i think im ready to go back down and find my denizen should i do anything before dropping again? ==> (Type in comments.)
OH. I FORMERLY APOLOGIZE FOR LAST NIGHTS CHITS. THAT IS SHAMEFUL AND UNPROFESSIONAL OF ME.
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hexed and doomed and covered iin human 2nack du2t. #ble22ed
so desperate for relevance you'll give your identity away. as if that makes you relevant. as if the relevant person is you and not who they turn you into.
Sigh, today I go back to the caVerns... Won't stop me from sneaking out again but it's still a tragedy I eVen haVe to go back.
my luSuS Ran away when i waS 2 anD a half SweepS olD anD i'm StaRting to think that might have haD Some negative effeCtS on me in the long Run /gen
hey, i really hope you’re doing ok cami. if you need someone to talk to i’m always around and happy to listen and help however i can.
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john im being real this is a BAD idea. @barackObama help me out here. youre all about meds and shit
the world isn't ready for what's gonna happen to dave if he dares wake me up with his shitty beats one more time
i don't like the way i talk sometimes when i'm on my serotonin boosterz. maybe a break every now and then wouldn't hurt...
▲i don't need your fucking pity.▼
🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱😴😴😴😴💤💤💤💤💤🛏️🛏️🛏️🛏️
r ppl on chittr ok?
how is the wind blowing if your windows are closed?
= B(---> Wou=dnt You =ike To Know How Big My Bu=ge Is. You Wish. =o=
:33 < going to go take a bath and hope this rash goes away beclaws owwwww
the worst part is im stuck in this situation and i cant take this ridiculous codpiece off of the godtier outfit. its so... humiliating... i didnt even want to vent about it to not bring attention to it, but whatever. ill forget about it anyway! so who cares. WHO CARES
we tried that 0nce but then it just became more h0les than belt. it's a dial instead.
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gimmie like an hour and your coords and i'll send you some.
✿ ya i had like 8 eggs 10 toasts 45 bacons
DUD3S H4VING ON3 H4ND SUCKS, I C4NT W4IT FOR MY BON3S TO H34L
i like being alone, but i hate feeling lonely
fuuuuck I just gam8led my neigh8ors wriggler away
▲not a love song but a hate song i was rambling about earlier this week▼ ▲Hope it Gives you Hell by All Alternian Rejects is a classic pitch song▼
tch.. another one..
oMnoMnoM i Make it into ice creaM soup slorp slorp
eh, i shot my shoot, besta luck babe. i gotta respect the nuh uh
maybe i should go back to just general hornyposting on occasion. #nsfw
no..
🤷♀️ setlist? pr⸳bably w⸳rks...
i miss my buddies. really do needa arrange a hangout.
you w0uld think a version 0f yourself able t0 defend themselves with words, n0t a button when irritated like 0nce, lmao. apparently the fuck n0t. #vaguepost
so you acknowvledge that im a god? nicerooni.
i invwented vwater. before me, all seadwvellers vwere just land dwellers and the ravwines vwere empty. there vwere no oceans because i invwented those too.
try to lock in challenge (impossible) (i overheated and crashed)
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[GOT MY GUN$ AND $HIP$ RO#KED #$UGGE$TIVE]
LET'S #COLLAB. [∴]
oh wait i think i misinterpreted what this was until i s(rolled down i would like to (hange m7 response to a “hell 7eah, get it girl”
im a go getter guy wwith a gun on my hip but jus searchin for tha someone to be firin it ivve narrowwed down the field an im takin a glance an id say youvve got a pretty good chance to be my girlfriend #lyricposting - go getter greg // ludo
ii'm wonderiing why you were only a2leep for 40 miinute2
im a terrible person wwith a nil quantity a redeemable traits im nevver gonna change i can only plummet dowwnwward at an unprecedented record breakin rate im the biggest flop the fattest jobbie in societys unflushed porta potty its nevver gonna get better huh #imisshim
okay well you're not supposed to tell people THAT! i'm terrible singer. how do i close a chittr thread?
ehh. ive had much fresher. i guess if y0u compare it tw0 only 0ther fast fo0d its fine. always kind of a flex 0n mcgrubold's part serving it. sh0w of c0rporate might ig.
▲i lived bitch▼
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K--<does anyone want to play. minecraft
I hope I'm Y/[N] a chuddy from chuddington who chuds chuddishly.
z0me 0f my friendz are 1ike, t0ta11y ann0ying.
i dont feel so good >X3
thinking of my pals... every next birthday is a little less boring with you guys around. #throwbacktuesday #newbanner ((by @SvetoShumovaya on twitter)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f1a5d98ca5b2.jpg
>>| @eusocialpedant congratulations for "surviving". glad that you finally decided to just leave that person. how was .it?
man, sounds like a blue boy and his, and i quote, "annoyingly cold must" would've been plenty useful right then.
I Must Admit I Did Immediately See That And Utter A Single Quiet Oh
shit barbers are on the list for guillotined during the revvolution
you're not even here to hear it right now!! and for the record, i slept terribly.
petiti0n f0r chittr t0 implement a hate f0ll0w functi0n specifically s0 pe0ple d0n't think i'm f0ll0wing that weeb f0r any reas0n 0ther than disgust and m0rbid fascinati0n.
that song you made out of my snoring was a new low, actually. can't wait to see what anhorny trolltano says about it!
[*i*]~[cant]~[believe]~[they]~[used]~[hello]~[kitty]~[to]~[do]~[crimes...]~[she]~[would]~[nevr]~[（＞人＜；）]
vwhy is it so fuckin hot in this fuckin room... fuck pailin season #nsfwv
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/67S6FVTY/IMG-5265.GIF THE #HATERS AND THE #LOSERS. HAVE ONCE AGAIN ACCUSED ME. OF NOT BEING ME. WHILE I’M TOO BUSY DOING FALSE FLAGS. AND FOMENTING UNREST AND DIVISION. TO HOP ON THE PALMHUSK. AND INCREASE OUR COLLECTIVE STUPIDITY. BY GETTING IN A CHITTR SLAPFIGHT ABOUT IT. THIS WAS ME. AT THE FIRST #DIADELOSPERDIDOS. ALSO KNOWN AS THE FAILED #SUMMONERREBELLION. TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK. AT ALL THOSE #PERDIDOS. THAT’S #MYIMPACT. #ABOVEANDBEYOND #OVERPERFORMER #GOLDSTAREMPLOYEE #GUTTERSLUTEXCELLENCE #ALPHABEAST #GRINDSET #NEVERSTOPHUSTLING.
[NO I KNOW WHAT AN AREPA I$ I'VE $EEN IT ON TV]
good mornin postin hole soon
[FU#K!!!!!!!]
▲oh my gog, theres actually a second me. She hasn't posted yet but when she does someone tell her to cull herself for me i dont want her ass embarrassing me▼
im sad i got ghosted :(
HELP i fucked up ad drank randch!
K--<i hate arguing with #teamchud but they are being #misogynist and refusing to #forgivewomen
ok i should really get to bed now!
☆ anyone got any tips on sharpening teeth? I wanna maKe sure my pearly whites are nice and pointy☆
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO THATS MY MUM!!!!!!!!!!!
Terrible, terrible post. One of your worst.
YIK-ES! Is t)(is really w)(at you spend your free time doing? 38(
keep my wife's name oUt of yoUr bloody moUth.
sigh. i guess you aren't REALLY into losers who you can bully to your heart's content.
... accidentally exploded something in my hive uhhhhh
i wwas an innocent wwingbeast before the adipose temptress come hithered me wwith her batter stick profanin my still nubile vvoww a asexuality that noww lies provverberially shattered at my feet much like this abused nooklight #nsfww #ihatewwomen #misandry #misogyny
holy shit.
wait a minute...
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUNO!!!
Stop Saying That I Have Aegyo
i have a crush on @amorouschanteuse ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
Hey, Cronus? Buddy? Maybe those are... Inside Thoughts.
can someone recommend a therapist before i commit another interstellar tantrum thanks
ooh okay uh. maybe don't break out a fucking wind turbine vaccum if you want to be saved when your dipshit ass falls from twenty stories up. as a follow up? didnt even work that good i just had to uncaptcha something and now the whole thing exploded. #violence #gore
JAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNEEEEEEEEEEE #BackTehHellOff #GetOFFOfHer
Maybe we should put him into a pear wiggler.
OH I KNOW YOU DIDNT JUST TRY TO VACCUM UP MY WINDY FORM.
scryin some concerning things on my crystal ball right noww #Yeesh #NotTouchinThatOne
W3 DON'T W4NT YOU.
okay, great. mister funny assassinman is back. might just have to kill him this time. the good news is im getting so much better at dodging bullets. #violence
i'm this close to turning evil and blowing up the sun you have no idea
shoutout every lady i’ve macked on there’s always more where that came from
well shoutout the ladies who i haven’t macked on too actually come get some
Born to be an evil white man with too much power. Forced to be Dirk Strider.
K--<my ass is flat leave me alone
D--> I am requesting help from the chitter public in-regards to any known conditions relating to perspiration released in such unusually large quantities that it causes dizziness and eventually the collapse of consciousness. This may seem amusing to some of you, but I just collapsed three times in a row and ended up soaking in a large p001 of my own sweat. I have thoroughly rinsed myself but even thinking too long about the cause of my compromising position might cause another e%ecutive malfunction of my thinkpan..it is beyond time I got a hold of my condition. In fact, I dare say it is central to my #redemptionarc. Any and all help is appreciated, mockery is not. Nor is false advice. Also Eridan you are still blocked. It is for both of our sake's, and also as a way of making up to Nemean. This has been an embarrassing evening to be my moirail for which I am deeply apologetic.
craving soup. which is a cosmic prank upon me after i accidentally lleft the remnants of my llast pot out overllight, which was probablly about 1 bowlls worth. which i COULLD be having now.
1 TH1NK 1'M GO1NG TO T4K3 4 BR34K FROM CH1TTR FOR TOD4Y 4ND POSS1BLY TOMORROW, 1 41N'T F33L1NG 1T.
goddamn i am fucking hungover lmfao #substance
@aeneasCaldarium https://cdnimgchestcom/files/15070284a48epng bitch
Ugh the eridans are back
i can handle it just fine! the sheer amount of sass is just admirable in itself.
i have a lot of work to do today on various things. it kind of sucks!
Can 2omeone here 2hare a method, worm, viiru2, briick wrapped wiith paper, or otherwii2e that II can backfeed iinto 2ome dii2gu2tiing and dead thiinkpan MF'2 chiittr feed that force2 theiir account two unfollow me and cau2e2 theiir hu2ktop two explode viiolently only after iit veriifiie2 doiing 2o? The 2ecuriity here partiially due two my effort2 of reportiing bug2 ha2 become decent enough for my old method2 not two work. Let thii2 be a le22on two all of you, don't report bug2 you may have two exploiit later for your own 2aniity.
horoscopes are such bullshit
y0u should need a license tw0 get to p0rtray guns in an anime i swear. they're really just inexplicably sho0ting more harderer thirty seconds after needing a weakp0int first. i fire lasers 0ut of my fucking thinkpan and kn0w it doesn't w0rk that way. even the characters are confused but i guarantee the explanati0n is 'fuck all' or stupid. this is bec0ming a hatewatch against my will.
Teena Marie is a really talented artist and Portuguese Love is emblematic of that but .. 'Bbetter' is very very subjective .. I'm glad you have a track you can call your favorite and I ddon't want to take that from you.. Or.. Llike.. Undermine that, I guess..