Thiamy Diener
@analyticalHemophiliac
mediculler. ex-clown. be warned - i may act unprofessional here. [pfp by anabanana]
woulDD you ra♀her have sour gummy worms or heaDD
꒰i somehow ???? sat on my knife ??????? for like an hour i think ???????????? i didnt get stabbed or anything it was closed but now theres just an imprint on the bottom of my thigh LMAOOO ?? also knife tax [IMAGE ATTACHED: An unfolded switchblade. It's grey, with the handle having an iridescent pattern. The blade has some faint rust, bronze, and gold stains on it. It looks dull and old. (implied #violence)]꒱
|--[ yOu Are A very lucky fOOl. ]-->
peel your apples. the skin is an external organ made to dehydrate your flesh
|--[ they Are fine tO eAt with the skin. But it is Advised tO wAsh them in Order tO wAsh AwAy Any pOtentiAl tOxins. ]-->
NO NO NO. YOURE ALL DOING IT WRONG.
YUCK i dont even want to know where some of you came from
|--[ well, yOu see. when A trOll hAs A mAtesprit And A kismesis... ]-->
i have never pailed before and am intimidated at the experience gap between my partner and i. i do want her. it is just... intimidating. ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
|--[ Be upfrOnt ABOut it. cOmmunicAtiOn is key. ]-->
If you wear GLASSES you are MORALLY obligated to let me take them so I can see how FUCKED UP your eyesight is~ I have perfect vision so it's FUN to see what it's like to be FUCKED IN THE EYES~ Take some SOLACE in that some of you look PRETTY CUTE in glasses, at least~
|--[ gOOd luck nAvigAting life with my glAsses On. ]-->
i want someone to look at me like they already decided im a problem worth keeping lol
|--[ this is gOing tO Be very unprOfessiOnAl Of me But if sOmeOne were tO enter my dms And...engAge in lewd cOnversAtiOn with me, i wOuld nOt Be OppOsed tO it. #nsfw ]-->
~SickO~
|--[ sAys the persOn entertAining the ideA Of AnAl electrOcutiOn. ]-->
Anyone 'ave any film recommendations f'r someone who's never really sat down an' watched a movie b'fore?
|--[ whAt kind Of mOvie dO yOu wAnt? fun? scAry? A musicAl? ]-->
<3-Anyone-know-any-good-bars?-Looking-for-something-near-the-beach.-#substance
|--[ i heAr the red thrOne hAs A gOOd selectiOn Of strOng, trOpicAl drinks. ]-->
<<"i don't know, none of these posts matter... i'll just end up doing the happy optimism song and dance again soon...even if i struggle to believe it myself half the time...">>
|--[ dO yOu need sOmeOne tO tAlk tO ABOut yOur prOBlem? ]-->
Maybe 'll try th' hotel shower... I wanna see wha' th' scented soaps are like...
how does that b1tch have a med1cal l1cense
|--[ time And effOrt. Or cOnnectiOns tO sOmeOne whO cAn mAke fOrgeries. ]-->
I need t' take little trips more often... @_@
|--[ did yOu hAve A fun time? ]-->
'm in th' hotel right now, but-- 'm havin' such a fun time!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SEEING THE WAY ALL MY MIRTHFUL BROTHERS AND SISTERS TALK AND BEHAHAVE, IT FILLS A MUTHAHAFUCKERS PUSHER WITH SO MUCH GRIEF AND ANGUISH. THIS ISN'T WHAHAT THE MESSIAHS WANT. :o(
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THOSE ALL-LOVING, ALL-FORGIVING CHILLER OGS UP IN THE CARNIVAL ABOVE THE CLOUDS WANT US TO LOVE EACHOTHER. :o) BE GOOD TO EACHOTHER, PARTY DOWN AND LAUGH WITH A MUTHAHAFUCKER. TYPE SHIT. :o)
|--[ it is A dAmn shAme thAt there Are thOse whO see the pAth tO the circus in A different wAy. if Anything it turns peOple AwAy. ]-->
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I KNOW MY BROTHAHA, I KNOW. :o(
|--[ ex-sister, ActuAlly. i hOld nO ill will tO All clOwns, just A scAnt few whO Are But distAnt memOries. ]-->