♦ pitied by @analyticalHemophiliac
♰ im ready to take appointments :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ca7c54c2ff67.png #nsfw ♰
headachee. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bd/e7/31/bde7315112f50164a592379900660e6d.gif
Okay, um-- I jus' took a quick shower... th' slime always clings t' me f'r wha'ever reason...
.) DQ yQu ever get thQse mQments where all yQu can think Qf is, like, wQw! My friends are all sQ talented!! And, like, yQu knQw yQu shQuldn't cQmpare yQurself tQ them, because everyQne is, like, skilled at different things, but it's still, like, wQw! Y'knQw? They're all Qn a whQle different level! ))
Would it be bad if I want t' turn m' pitch quad int' a second flushed or pale or ash'n one... I don' think I 'ave it in me t' 'ate anyone... :(
<3-I'll-have-to-check-my-spreadsheet-to-see-if-I'm-banned-from-that-one,-but-noted.
<<"i don't know, none of these posts matter... i'll just end up doing the happy optimism song and dance again soon...even if i struggle to believe it myself half the time...">>
♤ Just Enjoying The Cool Air Out On This Balcony. It Honestly Feels Refreshing, Compared To The Stagnant Air Of My Manor ♤
\ wa1t that... actually s0unds really n1ce. 1 w1sh the purples 1 met 1n my l1fe felt the same. J:( /
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THOSE ALL-LOVING, ALL-FORGIVING CHILLER OGS UP IN THE CARNIVAL ABOVE THE CLOUDS WANT US TO LOVE EACHOTHER. :o) BE GOOD TO EACHOTHER, PARTY DOWN AND LAUGH WITH A MUTHAHAFUCKER. TYPE SHIT. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SEEING THE WAY ALL MY MIRTHFUL BROTHERS AND SISTERS TALK AND BEHAHAVE, IT FILLS A MUTHAHAFUCKERS PUSHER WITH SO MUCH GRIEF AND ANGUISH. THIS ISN'T WHAHAT THE MESSIAHS WANT. :o(
hElP.. MeSsIaH PlZ Y iM ViOlNtLy IlL :''0(
sumer lovin scream at my own ass https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6f443e1638c1.jpg
i mizz her. the me that i waz. i w0nder if zhe w0u1d agree with my acti0nz. i w0nder if zhe w0u1d be zcared. w0u1d zhe mizz her 01d quadz m0re? w0u1d zhe keep g0ing? i rebui1t myze1f fr0m her. but. maybe i zh0u1d n0t have. #vent
that's the nap over 'n' done with. had a dream i was 6onna be jumped, but then the thin' jumpin' me just never appeared so... weird.
... I wish i could-d-d wear heels... B-b-but-t I'm really unst-tead-d-dy... And-d-d also t-t-they clack really loud-d... I really hate that-t-t kind of at-t-ttent-t-tion....... ;;
[An attachment, a slightly blurry photo. Vessie's still not the best at taking photos. It was an attempt at a selfie with Kismet (@charmingVagabond), and they seemed to be standing in front of a visitor's center in a small town. The location's name wasn't quite visible, but the center seemed to be nice. Vestra, in her free hand, had pamphlets of "things to do" in that area.]
...oh cull me now ... upstairs neighbour now has a second pailmate and the usual one just found out after staying the day
]-[==]> I do (hopefully) get off shift soon, its just gonna feel like forever
]-[==]> A patient of mine called me "mommy" today. I am not quite sure why.
7ou ever get the urge to just dan(e? i do, all the time https://(dn.img(hest.(om/files/778d4780138f.jpg #nsfw
[Jinx Egbert's phone has been eaten by a salamander.]
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT STEALING BODY PARTS TO MAKE A DIFFERENT SPECIES OF TROLL WOULD BE ILLEGAL AND DISASTROUS???? I DIDN'T KNOW THAT IT COUNTED AS TROLL EXPERIMENTATION!!! AND I DIDN'T KNOW THEY COULD UNIONIZE!!!!!!! #gore
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I do no† know why you expec† my mir†hful siblings †o be. "Normal."
Um hhhhhhhhh... I don't thhhink I'm um. Thhhat similar. I hhhhhh do spend most of my time thhhinking about hhhighhhbloods and reading fiction thhhat's of thhhat dynamic but um. ...Mhhh. I hhh thhhink I would act different if I was seeking out quads or um hhh hhh ahhh more intimate relations. HHHhhhhhh hhh. I mean, m m maybe I wouldn't hhh mind thhhat kind of thhhing...? But it's not like... a thhhing I'm trying to aim hhh for... ...Am I a 'chhhaser'...? I don't thhhink thhhat's righhht... Ugrggydhhhdhhhdvduslwhhh hhhhhh I hhhate doing introspection stop making me doubt myself!!!
:33< i f33l betpurr headwise :33< i nyow have a cough that hurts meow
passed @ut @utside my recuperc@@n and was afflicted by s@me very nasty dreams durin' my sleep. was n@t a great feelin' waking up fr@m... @n@
>>| please, .i'm sorry. .i'll be good .on my .own, .it will pass down. there .is nothing to worry .about my state please, so sorry.
>>| .i stopped bleeding, but the thoughts .are still .around. .i don't know why, but .i'm too much happy from my .own .imagination. like from .a single spark .of getting, .i don't know .uhhh, by .a purpleblood drives me nuts. .and this .is the .only .a single scenario crawls .in my thinkpan. .i didn't .even taken .any substance .or .anything .else, but .in such state .i cannot describe .otherwise, with .only word happiness. #nsfwe .i think
I really need tØ stØp referring tØ taking my medicatiØn as “swallØwing a handful Øf pills”, it’s starting tØ wØrry the felt Will I? Ask me nØ questiØns and I will tell yØu nØ lies #substances kinda?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9daf1f2b6739.png #suggestive
K--<who want to fight me
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა yahoo! yippie! hello! hi⁀there! i⁀caught⁀a⁀swordfish! yippiee! my⁀lusus⁀lo(V)es⁀these. tits⁀out⁀fishing⁀really⁀does⁀work! ⁀ [attached: a⁀picture⁀of⁀binkii, swordfish⁀already⁀held⁀in⁀her⁀giant⁀hopbeast⁀lusus'⁀fanged⁀maw. binkii⁀is⁀taking⁀it⁀as⁀a⁀selfie, topless, though⁀her⁀tits⁀are⁀barely⁀out⁀of⁀(V)iew. she⁀has⁀a⁀manic⁀grin on⁀her⁀face.]⁀#nsfwish
insomnia can lick my dick I fucking hate it
>>| why .is there so many violetbloods this time? where .are .all the clowns? .i miss them .already...
It's never t' become F'r I am not th' one. #lyrics
Thinkin' about things an' I came t' th' conclusion tha' I don't think I'd be a good kismesis if I ever fill m' pitch quad @_@''
:33< *the mighty huntress coughs so hard she passes out*
I want to ask more questions about business trolls but I shan't, out of fear of being cancelled for xenophobia.
Is there a way to figure this out for a human? I don't actually know my associated caste.
IInstead of fiightiing, what iif we had a book cllub and drank tea? II thiink that sounds niice. =:]
Oh, I have no quads right now @//@ It's jus' th' idea of it, right now...
- Haha... I've heard this before! 🤣🤣🤣
Goodness, m'face is burnin' more than th' Alternian sun...!
Wha' IS breeding?? I saw someone ask a bit further down th' timeline an' I jus' got curious #nsfw?
== i wonder... if theres an alternate timeline out there... where i got into mediculling instead of mechanics... ==
Big ask.
Hey! I'm ex-military, I was discharged on medical! There's not much you can do if someone blows you up and you lose a leg or two and an arm. #violence
Movie night with Dirk. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98bf3461dbed.jpg
Sometimes I read a deathhh thhhreat aimed towards anothhher lowblood on thhhis site and hhh hhh imagine it was aimed at me instead ^u^ hhhhhhhhh
== i was just joking... about the femcel thing by the way... i don't really care... about my quads being empty right now... if it happens it happens... ==
c< i lOve stariN at My KeybOard, tHiNKiN abOut wHat 2 pOst iNstead Of dOiNg fucKall >c
im giving 0ff fucked energy just t0tal railed vibes #nsfw
i LOVE when my phone auto corrects my fucking typing. pain in the god damn ass.
Paperclips........
SOME OF YOU FREAKS ARE VIOLENT. PROPS TO YOU ALL. ALTHOUGH, IT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I HAVE SEEN AND WHAT I HAVE DONE. :)
1 go1ng to throw up
//LMAO IM SO EMBARASSED I LET THAT HAPPEN LOL Ikonos however does not care
☆ #nowplaying https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiEQ5/Other/Lotiie%20braless%202.png☆
#llotiiiiestiittiies #nsfw Update!! II have deciided that II wiill not be weariing bras anymore. They are too expensiive and the past couplle II have gotten have all broken. There iis no poiint to wear the thiings iif all they are goiing to do iis hurt me when weariing them before breakiing and wastiing my caegars.
Other lesbians knOw I am lOOkin directly at yOu with my big fuckin barkbeast eyes and waggin my stupid tail n shiiiiiit
if i fi6ure out where it is before i 6et baCk to my hive, sure! otherwise uh... hive Call i 6uess. and if ya don't do those, then i'll just have to hope it 6ets better on its own..?
at least this lil' patCh of 6round here's Comfy. don't know if that resCue's aCtually Comin'. i'll 6ive it another fifteen, then i'm just 6onna power throu6h the pain and limp on home.
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/g0dheadnuderadia.gif #nsfw d0nt say i didnt warn y0u that y0u pr0bably w0nt find me all that pailw0rthy but heres a nude
≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼I SHOULD POST NEWDS OF DIS KITTY IF EVFURY ONE IS
// okay I have plans in the works for more Vessie nsfw but I'm stuck on 2 things to comm: either her in a wedding dress or her getting plowed... Which way to go for the week...? #nsfw
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Im Sorry For Being Blunt But I Call My Sexual Appendage My Chainsaw Sometimes #nsfw
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i know my bossss hass my back when it comess to rude cusstomerss but i could do without the lasst few i've dealt with. one threatened to 'gut me and ssee what color comess sspilling out' :/ #violence
...I'm usually pretty good at that considering that my hive nearly got destroyed last wipe but last day was a bit of an exception
...fell asleep outside my recuperacoon and had probably the worst daymares I've ever had ... brilliant, we love to see it or whatever. ...gonna play more Empty Threshecutioner; Daggersong to distract myself
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gorgeous
Um-- d'you guys wanna... um... see th' photo of m'self in tha' bunny suit from th' other night again...? I think I looked pretty @_@ #nsfw(?)
Its So Cute!! Adding It To My Collection! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/486b42598538.png
Um, I know tha's probably off the table, considerin' 'm quadless and all, but-- I like t'think I'd look pretty in one of those human wedding dresses... eheh.
i am a clown, but only in name. i feel as though i have been forced into the whole affair, and fear that if i were abdicate, my kin would tear me to pieces.
@megaloMemes is chill as fuck and makes the site a better place for their presence. and also they can kind of get it i guess as all people do here is hornypost but honestly i value them more as a platonic ally against insanity in these dark times.
Oh, goodness, um... hm. Tha's tough. It's been a while since 've eaten anything other than a quick small piece of food...
Sometimes I pretend to be sicker than I am just so my friends will pity me, even though I complain very audibly about being treated like that
Um-- thank-- th--thank y' t'-- uhhm ev'ryone who-- um... gosh. https://c.tenor.com/GT2-EGuUogQAAAAd/tenor.gif
I think I ha\/\/e a type. It's mean \/\/\/\/0men.
Uhm-- gosh. If anyone ever thinks anythin' of me, I'd like t' hear it... if y'wanna share, I mean. Ahah.
𖠰I raise plenty. Jadeblood and all. Don't know what a milf or a dilf is though.
Wha's a MILF an' could I be one?? @_@ #nsfw?
Just saw soomeoone call me a celibate
K--<i will not think of her. i will not think of her. i will not think of her. i am going to lie in my recuperacoon and i wont feel the cold spots on my carapace where her warmth should be. i am a normal woman and i can go to sleep without crying. <-bedtime affirmations for me
Yep... shes s|x|ck s|x|ck... Just poked my head |x|n her room. Shes st|x|ll naked on the floor look|x|ng bleary eyed at her palmhusk talk|x|ng to herself. #nsfw for nud|x|ty ment|x|on
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა okay! deli(V)ery⁀done. on⁀lunch. just. need⁀to⁀find⁀somewhere⁀to⁀be⁀alone⁀a⁀moment!
☆~𖦹 I've completed most tasks I had planned for today. Now all that's left is to have a sexually intimate experience with a beautiful woman #nsfw 𖦹~☆
I Am A Good Boy, 9 Out Of 10 Perverts Agree. #nsfw
;; b-back to work hhh hh ;;
How bad do you fuck up a relationship to be this in the dumps about it. All the pity and sympathy out there but like, goddamn.
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓻 𝓓𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓻, 𝓐 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝔀𝓮𝓪𝓹𝓸𝓷 𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓮𝓭. ⨁𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓮, 𝓪 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓱 𝓘 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓵𝔂 𝓪𝓭𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓮, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓫𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓶𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓵 𝓮𝓯𝓯𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓬𝔂; 𝓺𝓾𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓯𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰, 𝓘 𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓼𝓪𝔂. 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓯𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓪𝓻 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓴𝓷𝓲𝓯𝓮𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴, 𝓘 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓪 𝓭𝓲𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓮𝓬𝓱𝓷𝓲𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓫𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓺𝓾𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝔀𝓲𝓮𝓵𝓭 𝓲𝓽 𝓮𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
K--<can you imagine going for your first pail and your girlfriend isnt there because she got distracted by trying to set a grubology dash pb. on troll valentines day. can you imagine. can you IMAGINE what that DOES to a thinkpan!?
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓘 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓵𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓽𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓫𝓮 𝓪𝓷 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓯 𝓵𝓸𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓫𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓫𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴, 𝓼𝓸 𝓽𝓸 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽 𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓻𝓮 𝓘 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵: 𝓣𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓯𝓮 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓫𝓲, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝔀𝓮𝓪𝓹𝓸𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷 𝓲𝓽𝓼 -𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓭. 𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓼: #𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓯𝓮 #𝓿𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮 - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
Why did so many people chit that? That was fucking weird.
there was a ritual for humiliatioN i observed oNce that, oN occasioN, rises out of the back of my paN aNd makes me smile. users oN aN aNcieNt civilizatioNs microbloggiNg platform would coordiNate a strike to write "KUNG POW PENIS" oN their victim's posts. it was remarkable iN its simplicity.
