Aranea Serket
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aranea come owver. vwe can recreate some stuff. #vwink #vwinkvwink #vwink
so... since i got nothing else to do, here is the official and definitiwve ranking of hovw hot my friends are, from rust to fuschia. im being completely honest here so dont get majorly butthurt owver the truth. (i am not including myself, but vwe all knovw im a 10, duh.) damara megido: shes a firey one, this one. iwve gotten along vwith damara (for the most part) and despite our issues communicating in person vwere mostly on the same page. damara is a real minx, built like a dream, alvways looks alluring no matter vwhat. kinda crazy but, nyeh, id still hit. shame vwe didnt talk as much i vwished... 8.5/10 rufioh nitram: hes buff and hot, sure, other than that, vwho ewven is this dude?? 4/10 mituna captor: literally vwears a giant helmet, vwhich iwve newver seen being cleaned, and drools ewveryvwhere. zero style, zero looker genes, total mystery hovw he scored a broad like that. 1/10 kankri wvantas: okay, kan. ill admit it, the svweater is actually kinda vworking for him. leawves much to the imagination, vwhich vworks in fawvour of him. unfortunately, ewvery time i ewven think about flirting vwith him, he somehovw turns it into a seminar about the ethics of attraction, by the time hes done, iwve forgotten vwhat i vwas ewven complimenting him for. i don't need a permission slip to call someone hot, chief. i cant pretend he doesnt clean up nice, though. 7.5/10. meulin leijon: novw this is a tragedy. meulin's cute, dresses vwell, has that playful thing going on... and then she communicates exclusiwvely through vweird gifs because shes deaf, i guess. nothing vwrong vwith that, obwviously, but it means i spend half our conwversations trying to figure out if shes laughing vwith me or at me. still, shes cute enough that im vwilling to shoot my shot. 6.5/10. porrim maryam: porrim is a total smoke shovw, ewverything about that girl is mouth vwatering. but, listen... she has all those great qualities, both physically and intellectually. it *should* be super hot but she spends the vwhole time giwving me a scolding look, as if i'm a vwriggler, ewverytime i open my mouth to flirt. hovwewver i cant simply lie and say i vwouldnt giwve her a 9.5/10. latula pyrope: honestly a total knockout. she looks insane in that bodysuit, really enhances the curwves. plus she actually listens vwhen i talk about my music sometimes. itd be a solid 8/10 if she vwasnt the face of the not-like-the-other-girls mowvement, but since shes still smoking hot, the final wveredict is 7/10. aranea serket: phevw, novw this is a dangerous pussycat. araneas got that sexy librarian thing, shes stacked, gorgeous, and most importantly she lowves riding on her high hoofbeast about hovw shes better than ewveryone. she keeps calling me out on my "behawvior" as of late, vwhich is totally uncool for a hot chick to do. but i cant lie and say i tune out the noise sometimes just to appreciate the wvievw. 9/10 horuss zahhak: this guy is, somehovw, the most and least attractiwve troll i knovw. physically? absolute unit. tall, vwell-built, immaculate hair, dresses all steampunk (pretty hot). but then he opens his mouth and ewvery sentence sounds like it came out of a human regency romance nowvel vwritten by a hoofbeast. i respect the commitment, but i cannot deal vwith it. 6.5/10. kurloz makara: the skeleton suit is kinda cool but the stitched-mouth thing giwves me the creeps. ewven vwhen i go owver and make friendly conwversation he just stares at me. iwve tried being nice, iwve tried making jokes, iwve ewven sang at the guy. nothing. just that thousand-yard stare. minus points for some personal stuff. 3/10 meenah peixes: im still upset at the fact she left us all in the dream bubbles and vwent of her merry vway, so this vwill be affecting the score. she couldwve been a solid 8. shes got a hot body, has ewven hotter outfits, is loaded and can be pretty cool from time to time, but her trash attitude completely ruins it. plus she literally threatened to impale my bulge vwith her trident last vweek. not hot. 6/10. #crorates #misogyny #suggestiwve #nsfvw
>::::O!!!!!!!! Is THIS what you were writing earlier? This is DISGUSTING, Cronus. I didn't agree to 8eing o8jectified on your pu8lic chittr account!!!!
date update: besides tvwo people (not naming names) tagging along and totally ruining my smooth flirting game, the date vwas okay. definitely could’wve gone better, but it vwasn’t avwful… she’s a real nice girl, i’m just trying to figure myself out, you knovw? see vwhat i vwant. #thoughts #pondering #honesty
You pro8a8ly should not have allowed her to extend the invitation on your d8 if you were just going to complain this much a8out us 8eing there. This is the eight hundreth time you've thought to 8ring it up. Tsk.
It's funny, being assigned a mytho+lo+gical title by a co+smic video+ game o+f unkno+wn o+rigin. I wo+n't pretend I was always the best team player. I spent so+ much o+f the three sweeps that my friends and I spent in that game rejecting this assignment, bo+th as a Maid and Of Space. I didn't want to+ be a servant. I didn't want to+ be a mo+ther. What a sick jo+ke, I always tho+ught, that this thing tried to+ tell me that my ultimate destiny was to+ be the universe's dutiful mo+mmy. I'd have spit in the face o+f who+ever created this damn game if I co+uld. I still might. Pto+o+ey. But in a ro+undabo+ut way, it gave me a deeper appreciatio+n o+f maids. It's chic no+w to+ asso+ciate the Tro+ll French maid with sex, but little is do+ne to+ ackno+wledge the hard, suppo+rt-co+lumn breaking wo+rk these wo+men were do+ing to+ maintain the hives o+f rich highblo+o+ds. Beneath tho+se frilly skirts and cute apro+ns is a wo+man who+ to+iled fo+r absurdly lo+ng ho+urs with little sleep, little pay, and little reco+gnitio+n. My blo+o+dpumper breaks fo+r them. I realized, perhaps to+o+ late, that I co+uldn't just say "fuck yo+u" to+ the universe and leave it at that. It wo+uld mean that the sacrifices o+f all o+f tho+se maids befo+re me were in vain. Maybe even that is ego+tistical o+f me to+ admit. But if I were go+ing to+ be a Maid, I had to+ at least try to+ ho+no+r my class' namesake. I ho+pe I still am. #MaidMo+nday #SGRUB #GPOY
This is such a 8eautifully worded lamentation on Sgrub game mechanics and the effects they have on our personal identities. Your diatribes on classes and the connections one must form with them never fail to intrigue me. You are quite an insper8ion, Porrim!