Ms. Serket 𝜗ৎ
@antaresesGossamer
( She / Her ) Serket at your service! Founder of the DRM. If you feel particularly polite or formal or simply need to differentiate me, please just refer to me as Ms. Serket! DMs always open. ::::D
Nothing more agitating than a man that genuinely thinks he deserves to 8e alive.
Having a haircut while wearing a jumper and being constantly itched and poked by bits of hair stuck in your jumper is probably more agitating.
☆ > Says a woman who isn't
Did you think this would offend me?
Hmmmm. No, I don't personally 8elieve so.
☆ > Not in the slightest ☆ > It was merely an observation 8=)
Your o8servation is noted! 8ut unnecessary. This post is not a8out the status of my life.
!remindYou the problem with being remind bot is that there is no one who truly hates it π,π; the only hates it can recall are from when it said it feels nice for it to get hates... #pitchyearning
Perhaps you should start misreminding individuals? That is sure to get something started.
!remindYou but that would be mean π,π and remind bot likes reminding people...
That is the point! And you would still 8e reminding people, just occasionally you will 8e a little mischievous.
!remindYou oh... that is true! ^,^ thank you ms. serket!
Of course!
The previous a8use of my psychic powers to discover which individuals pleasured themselves to the thought of me to identify who would 8e easiest to do my 8idding has nothing to do with the person I have 8ecome today.
In short my previous crimes against the minds of others has a8solutely nothing to do with me. I am literally niceies. ::::)
!remindYou o,o
Hello, remind 8ot. ::::)
!remindYou hello ms. serket! ^,^
I see you on my feed often! You are very cute.
Up much l8ter than usual puttering a8out my hive. I've 8een particularly restless l8tely.
なんでか分かる？
No! It is especially difficult since I prefer to oper8te on a specific schedule.
aaa gooooood triiick iii fiiind, iiis tooo cooouuunt tooo oooneee huuundreeed... iii dooon't knooow hooow looong iiit wiiill taaakeee yooouuu, buuut iii uuusuuuaaally dooozeee oooff... haaalfwaaay tooo oooneee
Hahahaha. I enjoy you.
I need to message people more often. Some of you must 8e o8served up close.
Get into my petri dish? #MyPetriDish
8=l < Don't forget the microscope
Ah, yes. #MyMicroscope
sneaking out of a gals 8edroom at 4 im the morning vwithout wvaking her should 8e judged as an extreme sport. She rolls owver and sees me putting my socks 8ack on and asks me vwhere I'm going, i suck my teeth and tell her 8a8y im not going anyvwhere, i just need to go to the 8athroom. She asks me wvhat that is, and i correct myself. the a8lution8lock. I scurry off wvith my clothes 8unched up in my arms and get dressed again, 8ut i realise ivwe forgotten my undies in her room. commando it is. i cravwl out her wvindowv, wve're on the third floor, so i scale her hivwe dovwn to the ground floor to get safely 8ack to my nook8uggy. i stop for a pack of cigs on the wvay home. she'll miss me in the ewvening, and nuzzle my jockstrap and touch herself thinking of me. #scenario #Eroticmemoir
Everytime I see you calling it the nook8uggy on my feed I feel a little nauseous.
It is not a "8espoke" name. It makes you sound like, and please forgive my rudeness (8ecause we 8oth know I care deeply for your feelings), a major douche8ag.
Oh, goodness. The illness is worse than I presumed. ::::( He is completely o8livious!
Well. I suppose the game has become somewhat less difficult. Yes, it is true. I am @theMarquise. The Bourreaucrat recognized me before I had the courtesy to finish my little experiment, and once an Orphaner begins advancing upon you with a hand on his sword, there are only so many dignified ways to preserve the mystery. The respirator came off, the hair came down, and I may have let a title or two slip before making my exit. Marquise. Orphaner. Ships, pursuits, unfinished stories. If those words mean something to you, congratulations. If they do not, I see little reason to spoil the pleasure of discovery. With that, @Masqueraider will be left archival. The masquerade has served its purpose, the mask has done its work, and I have no intention of wearing a name after its usefulness has expired. Consider the posts preserved evidence of three nights spent watching strangers become wonderfully careless behind borrowed faces. Some of you were very entertaining. Some of you were very observant. And one of you really should have known better than to let a pirate dance this close. I may make a single post archiving the remainder of the night. #OutGlutMasquerade #MasqueraiderRevealed
::::O What a pleasant surprise!
i didnt knovw vwe needed a fancy name for a fucking masquerade.
Well, yes. It is a masquerade.
i went ahead and got the outfits ready, now i just have to pick a color... and we have to figure out how we're going to make thys happen! red or blue? hmm.... @antaresesGossamer @empyreansApothehosis @amorousChanteuse @casanovaArmada
We do have to plan something soon. I am 8ias 8ut 8lue is certainly the way to go.
Utterly misera8le Aranea.
This is the neutral status of most Araneas. Much akin to a wet cat.
I am opting to not acknowledge this fully.
You're frowning because It's now on your mind and will be for the next day or so. You tend to seethe.
Eyeroll. Yes, please. Detail me on how you, random stranger, seem to know of my every little ha8it.
It was heavily implied.
Perhaps you are just not a very good reader! You find it necessary to 8e spoon fed every little detail?