♦ pitied by @antaresesGossamer
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novw i lovwe a 8lovwjo8 as much as the next guy, 8ut these 8u88le 8roads dont knowv howv to givwe a good 8lowvjo8 anymore! she'll either pretend youre not there, just trying to get the jo8 done, or stare up at you like you ovwe her money! she'll flick it, play vwith it, newver givwe enough friction to get a guy really going "oh look at hovw it jumps!" it can sing and dance too, NOVW SUCK MY COCK HONEY!
reasons to date me: im a caring and sensitivwe guy (and im a feminist) im attentiwve and doting im ill 8e you gifts and jevwellery ill pay for our food i owvn a pretty svweet scuttle8uggy 8iceps
it made me feel a lot of things. i need to distract myself, aranea. i need a breath of fresh air. anything. nothing matters.
taking date applications. feel lucky to hawve such an opportunity. a nice, romantic date vwith yours truly.
This is completely not serious, I say, grindin' my knuckle against my thigh with enough force to kick start an annoying, but aptly named, Charley horse. I am so completely and utterly mellowed out by the series of events that transpire perpendicular to me, that discussing how levelheaded and serene I am proves both inefficient and redundant. It's starting to cool down, in my neck of the woods. Time marches on regardless of our input, soldiers in a straight line of progression, endlessly advancing with no opportunity for tightly placed arrows in sparsely fallible regions. The air cools to a tepid burn, a balm against the heat lathe I had been bore against for the duration of summer. The more things change, the more I recall how people change, too. Regardless of input, the world turns, the clock ticks, your bro mysteriously stops being interested in counting how many times he can get punched in the family jewels before he gets dizzy, the leaves change. Remember how people used to unironically tune into the Superbowl for the commercials, dogg? Nowadays, you'd get your ass laughed off the bus for sayin' you're really into puppy monkey baby, or that Doritos commercial where they're playin' on a swingset, but there used to be guys who went to work and announced that. No shame, no fear. Yeah, I like capitalism. Loud and proud. The first to be promoted to executive beheader, under the clown regime's initial rise to power, but still. Cringe guys all around. Remember that? You can't do that anymore. But wasn't that wild? Times change. Crazy.
your-caste? ♥:-lowblood ♠:-midblood ♦:-highblood ♣:-off-color/other
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anonymous asks: "um hehe, HOW big? *tvwirls my hair cutely*" oh, baby... big enough to make you scream, if you knovw vwhat i mean. haha. like, scream of pleasure from hovw big it is. you knovw. #askcro #nsfvw #bigbulgeproblems
[GOOD DU$K #HITTR I WENT TO $EE A RODEO TODAY AND THE POOR RODEO #LOWN GOT #RU$HED TO DEATH BY THE MA$$IVE HOOFBEA$T]
Is it perhaps possible that an anthropological scholar reach out to me discerning a recent consideration of my oVWWn? Primarily, I am concerned about the "humans" and their place on Alternia, and the greater caste system as a VWWhole. It is my understanding that they haVVe an unequiVVocal sense of indiVViduality, and haVVe eVVen taken royal office in certain colonies such as 34 - Royal Terran HiVVe.
I must assuage the idea that VWWomen are anything less but the Brutalitarians they are in their respectiVVe fields. Denying them such a purchase is a foolish troll's game, truly and VWWholly. That is VWWhy I do not play VWWith such ideas.
me vwhen i hawve friends and the friends are also me.
ha ha. too soon, nea, too soon.
update: i shot my foot. #itreallyfuckinghurts
evweryone says they lovwe art until a svweet and beautiful soul tries to share his vwision vwith the vworld.
I am not defensive, Ms. Serket. I am simply performing the tedious labor of correcting an observer who has mistaken a closed door for panic merely because she heard the lock turn. Security does not require silence. Sometimes it merely requires deciding precisely how much of the room you are permitted to see. Though I admit, your restraint is admirable. Almost convincing.
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N9 9ne ever wants t9 watch 5 h9ur s9cial justice d9cumentaries. Sad sad Kankri.
i cantread.
If my dreams get any stranger, I'll 8e forced to write a novel to make sense of them.
yippee!
my favworite vword starts vwith an s, ends vwith an s, and has a lut in the middle. a lut of me!!!
stay vwith me, yer a good lad. aye lets go. #accent #impersonation #pirate
all that talk of pirates and you dressed up as a sailor? #noticing #hint
not funny, didnt laugh.
7H3ND0NK7 8333 4 H873RRRRRR
3H33H34H3H4 H0LY FUCK GUY5 L00K WH47 1F0UND 47 05M3 L4M3 C0NRN3R 7H70R3 1N V3N1C3!!
D --> ⇉8D D --> Wait D --> My horns D --> I've flipped them upside down D --> this is terrible
junior hurry the fuck up man im trying to get my svwag on... #pissedoff #irritated #impatient #junior
one of the best parts of being a man is ivwe nevwer been asked "vwhat did that mean?" after banging. evweryone knowvs a one day stand is a one day stand. no one thinks im in lovwe vwith em because im smiling. #nsfwv
t--they're saying they want to pail you.,,,.,. w-whiCh i Can honestly agree with.,,.... #nsfw
im still crawving that ravw salmon plate.
cod take all buddy hollys pain and giwve it to that guy. mituna shouldwve died instead of buddy holly. life isnt fair. #death #deaththreat #buddyholly
Ohhh my go+dddd.
Ahem. I'll be to+ssing my palmhusk into+ the nearest bo+dy o+f water no+w. If anyo+ne needs me, please do+n't need me.
▲wow, that's really fucking stupid, id never do that▼
stabs you w my 2x3dent
Taking a brief detour into trashy gossip. I figured I'd steal this scoop from @anonymouseCatalog. #ColorsAndShapesDrama. #WhateverThatMeans.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ i have a form but honestly most of the forms i get are either evil directed to my soul for no particular reason or "can i pail you" and its kind of sad #nsfw for mention of pailing ]
haters to the left and right. #byehater
thats not me.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ Currently watching Lesbian Space Princess. ]
It's n9t that I 9pp9se change in my pers9nal life it's that I fear it. I'm afraid 9f changing where I am. Finding myself s9mewhere else. The safety I h9ld n9w seems s9 suff9cating. May6e I've always 6een safe in this way. It makes me feel helpless. There's pain in the c9mf9rt 9f y9ur 9wn 69dy and mind. There's pain in the l9neliness 9f s9litude. There's pain in the change 9f letting s9me9ne in. Pain is the 9nly thing we kn9w f9r certain is temp9rary. Pain fades, we f9rget h9w much it hurt s9 we seek the thrill again. I want the thrill 9f the fear 9f pain. I want t9 put myself in fr9nt 9f a m9ving vehicle and 6eg it n9t t9 hurt me, 6eg it t9 6e gentle, 9nly f9r the 6reaks t9 halt perfectly and never harm me at all. The risk is imp9rtant t9 me. I never d9 anything perfectly risky. It's sanitized, I've set up invisi6le yell9w tape my wh9le existence. I've neglected what I feel as a pers9n with harsh ide9l9gy t9 av9id it all. I never see what I want 6ecause I'm t99 cl9gged 6y the w9rld I c9uld create. I'm never g9ing t9 st9p creating the w9rld in my visi9n, I'm never g9ing t9 st9p 6elieving in what's right... After th9usands 9f sweeps I can n9 l9nger neglect my ache f9r change. 9nly t9 6e an em9ti9nless husk w9uld create a perfect self f9r me t9 inha6it... This d9esn't 6ring pr9gress. T9 av9id what makes me a pers9n, what ens9uls me, makes me less 9f an activist f9r the future. It makes me an angry prude that latches 9nt9 language and the little things that have never mattered. I h9pe there is n9 judgement in y9ur eyes as I step f9rward int9 myself instead 9f f9rcing myself t9 stay in wait. #Pers9nal
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that makes sense! kind of want to visit one.
An9nym9us says: So they are ticklish. Interesting. #justcurious #notastranger #grubscars #assumptions #anatomy #minearent I said I'm n9t answering that and I meant it. N9 am9unt 9f 6aseless assumpti9ns is g9ing t9 make me pu6licly divulge private inf9rmati9n a69ut my 69dy, and I d9n't need t9 kn9w a69ut y9urs either. It's actually a really unfair display 9f #An9nPrivilege that y9u feel the need t9 s9 freely talk a69ut y9ur 9wn anat9my with9ut having t9 have y9ur identity attached t9 it when, 6y the very nature 9f the #Ask69x system, I am n9t aff9rded the a6ility t9 recipr9cate in kind. As is, I'm the 9nly pers9n with any right t9 the kn9wledge 9f h9w sensitive my gru6scars are 9r aren't, and it's g9ing t9 stay that way. https://f9rms.gle/n7ngjFfuHfF3yV587 #An9nym9us #N9tS9An9nym9us #QnA #AskKankri #6aselessAssumpti9ns #Du6i9usTicklishness #Emphasis9nDu6i9us
LIT-ERALLY just said #normal that dont look like bein put thru it to me
moby they should
just d1d th3 most gn4rl13st w1p3out of th3 sw33p! you guys shouldv3 s33n 1t, 1t wouldv3 brok3 4nyon3 who w4snt m3!
and im real. im better.
kind of crazy howv im just a regular joe vwho somehow ended up stuck in forevwer purgatory vwith a bunch of grumblrinas. vwish i chose a different friend group to die alongside. oh vwell. let me sea em tiddies! #nsfwv #pun
i shoulda knowwn better than to bare my soul on chittr to a bunch ingrates wwho are either landdwwellin swwill or cuckedgills or both but i must make one thin abundantly clear i am NOT a fuckin twwink
Fucking Migraine.
THEY HATE TO SEE A BEAUTIFUL RUSTBLOOD COMMITTING SO-CALLED 「PUBLIC INDECENCY」IN THE TREEABOO FOREST.
And with assumed permissi9n, I squish that perfect grapefruit p9steri9r, humming sweetly as y9u play with my ample 6reasts. Y9ur hair? 9h, I can't help 6ut c9mpliment m9re than that. Y9ur skin, y9ur snarky grin, y9ur elegant fins, and perfect, fit 69dy. Mindless me, in y9ur divine mercy, 6ut, 9f c9urse, this is what I wanted. I knew what I was getting int9. My hand slips up y9ur shirt, fingers lightly tracing up y9ur c99l, chiseled 6ack, while the 9ther tanalisingly splays acr9ss y9ur chest. Hungry, says my siren eyes. "Please, Cr9nus," I 6reathe, "I need y9u. I want y9u s9 6ad." I push against y9u eager and fresh. Y9u're 96vi9usly ar9used, t9 6e wanted 6y such a 6a6e. I'll help and pull my shirt 9ff, sliding my hands int9 y9ur c9at and sliding d9wn y9ur arms t9 get that thing 9ff. I just need y9ur skin against mine, Cr9nus. The h9ts we've 6een sending each 9ther fr9m the street m9ments ag9 were t99 much t9 let pass. 6eck9ning y9u up t9 my apartment w9rked like a charm, didn't it? I'll help y9u 9ut 9f y9ur shirt, t99, as I'm sure 6eing serviced 6y s9me9ne 6el9w y9u really tickles y9ur fancy. The cl9sest pr9ximity t9 6reasts 9r any9ne 9f the female persuasi9n is ficti9nal and y9u're taking it 6y st9rm, feeling 9ver my perfect figure. I start w9rking int9 y9ur pants, which really gets y9u g9ing. Sitting y9u d9wn 9n the nearest flat surface, I straddle y9ur lap, and here's where the make-9uts start. H9t, heavy, wet, and passi9nate l9ve 6etwixt 9ur lips. I r9ll my hips, putting 9ur 69dies int9 the mix. That's when I feel it. Y9ur en9rm9us 6ulge (I'm sure y9u'd want me t9 say here) sliding against my leg. The giddy 9f delight I expel, wishing f9r it t9 stuff me full. I 6eg in y9ur ear, making y9u trem6le, fum6ling t9 get it inside me as fast as p9ssi6le. "9h, Cr9nus. Cr9nus, it's s9 g99d. *Cr9nus~"* And then y9u wake up, realising y9u need t9 change y9ur sheets after that wet dream. #NSFW #MaleFantasy #FemReply #Cr9nusXHisDelusi9ns #Hum9r9us
No #posting Today Sorry
startin from square zero gothwise here imma have to look this shit up so i dont look a fool
cod i miss the bubbles sometimes
昔のこと思い出すと、たまに胸がギュッてなるんだよね。
→EXC♈︎T♈︎NG TH♈︎NGS ♈︎N STORE FOR ME TOL♈︎GHT. W♈︎SH ME LUCK.
not british, but i remember a vwiolet gal vwho vwanted me to call her vwhole situation dowvn there her "fincess parts". i yucked that yum pretty quick. #nsfwv #didnthelpmuchvwheniaccidentallysaid #fincessfarts #inmydefense #shereallyneededatums
bitches lowve the pompadour.
the only greaser at the goth festiwval. #lonely #gettinglooks
his fault for bargin out the damn air vvent and doin his wwhorish jig on my desk wwhile im tryin to wwork #timeandplace
a salmon of a man
They're calling me the most clawntrofursial mouse efur...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
owverslept again.
closing your eyes to sleep TO WILLFULLY INVITE yourself to a realm of imagined delight OR horrors are YOU going to fall for it?
:(
eh, not really. im livwing it up in troll italy right nowv, the babes here are crazy.
finished my pack. #mourning #substance
vwhens it gonna be my turn to be objectified?
Wide awake and it's almost 2 am, I'm in hell.
Well, I appreciate it.
That's the spirit.
You'll take my pages from my cold, dead hands.
bECAUSE, hE IS JUST, a REAL JERK, tHAT'S WHY, }>:(
Diamonds Droog.
#noticing #respectful #looking #huh #wvvwovwwv
Damn, feeling a little #yearning but eh I'll shake it off, now what the hell am I gonna do for the rest of my day, maybe smoke a cigarette and doomscroll or play some game. #substance
Passed out in a stupor with one nut out and a sticky fist gripping the last bottle of Orange Crush to my name.
:33 < Meow this is a good one... :33 < One would never expect this pony to start eyeing up humans!! Not with his sordid past! Purresent! And Future! :33 < One can only wonder if it's a rebound furom his flighty ex stable hand!! :33 < Is this pony looking fur a new jockey? #BlindItem #PonyShowOrShowPony? #Drama #Gossip #Smuppets #MLP #StableDispute #Suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d68df7ba20a5.png
it happens
My pan is fucking killing me. Eugh........