♣ mediated by @antaresesGossamer
does my butt look too fat in my dress. do u think #substance #masquerade
cleaning the nook8uggy 8efore my date tonight im getting my girl nice and sudsy shes going to look 8rand nevw 8y the time im done wvith her
This is the neutral status of most Araneas. Much akin to a wet cat.
and i said haaeyyyyyaaayy yeeaahhhyyahhyyayhh. #reference
still no
and shes in my hiwve too, vwovw. you guys vwish you vwere me.
;)
☠ huh. sθrry fθr ♰he misunders♰anding ig. ☠
look out your vwindovw in thirty minutes.
あいつが正しいよ。信じて、アタシ娼婦にはめっちゃ詳しいから。
usually is but i think i'm still right
no vwait. no dont do that.
i said this guy is literally me, chris evwans plays him. put tvwo and tvwo together toots.
its vworking, alright. youre still here, arent you?
clowns to the left of me jokers to the right here I am stuck in the middle with you
[IVE BEEN $AYING]
goin to the fangraperer sucks i dont wwant a big lug diggin around inside my protein chute an wwhile i GUESS wwouldnt mind a lady puttin her prongs in my mouth im not a fan a the wwhole female docterror thin anywway my nug hurts cause the bloody bastard made my fang orientin cables wway too tight howw am i supposed to concentrate on my incantation summoner session like this
you look avway shyly as you tighten your grip on my jacket. youre clinging on for dear life, like im the last man in the galaxy. as far as you knowv, i might be. i take one of your vwrists and pull it dowvn, then slip your hand into my back pocket. the denim is aged perfectly, like a fine vwine, and like me, and my ass is juicy in all the right places, like a grapefruit. i slip my other hand up your shirt and you gasp at my cool touch. you cant help but compliment my hair. my hand goes further and further, until im playing vwith your boobs under your top. you vwerent vwearing a bra, of course. you knewv vwhat you vwere getting into tonight. #nsfwv #cronusxreader #femreader #cronusampora #creatorfic #alphatrolls #alphatroll
babe, i vwasnt gonna butcher anything. … ill think about it.
If you're having a bad night I want you to know I'm feeling pawretty gouda...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Who+o+psie. Didn't mean fo+r almo+st an entire week to+ pass between updates. A gal's been busy. I lo+o+k go+o+d in vio+let, do+n't yo+u think? @aeneasCaldarium #GPOY #Po+rrimsTravelo+gue #Blo+o+d #Ho+rro+r #Yummy #Suggestive
Everyone is always on my ass because I have cool ideas like creating an antimatter bomb and setting off the antimatter bomb.
Psychokenesis is actually stored in the ass meaning if you see a cerulean with a fatty you're in danger...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ