Troll Leon Kennedy
@antibiohazardWeaponry
Been planning on leaving this damn shack for the whole day. I think that, at this point, if anyone wanted to come looking for me for legal repercussions, they already would have. Besides, the wounds from the bear encounter last night are... Well, let's just leave it to the imagination. I've got to seek out a mediculler sooner or later. I am a little afraid of reintegrating myself back into society, after all the rumors of what I did. But, I suppose I should be fine at this point as long as I keep my head down low for a bit longer. What do you all think, huh? Anyone got any suggestions for what good old Willly A. should get up to after I return to Utta? Heheheh...
quick question. what exactly are the rumors about what you may or may not have done
Ugh. Let me guess, you don't live near the Alternian Utta territory, huh? I am so mad. I thought the news would get anywhere further... Anyways. Have you heard of Fazbear Robotics and its location Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Parlor? Maybe you've heard of the Missing Children's Incident in there. Most likely not...
think my buddy grace was talking about that she knows a lot about these things govt. crime analyst and all that don't know much about the pizza place though, except that when i looked it up a second ago the reviews were pretty bad
Well now, that place was-! ...Okay, maybe it wasn't the greatest. The past location, Fredbear's Fabulous Eatery, was much better! Regardless. The Missing Children's Incident speaks of a horrible, terrible night where five highblood children were taken directly to the premises of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Parlor, and culled right then and there..! Their blood and viscera were strewn about the stages in a horrible, masterful artistic display... ...Uh. I'm being accused of this. Ridiculous!! Am I right? Haha. Hahaha.
just throwing it out here because we share a love for slashing weapons but you do know, mr affton i was a cop and i do currently work for the government right now, right so i really hope that these are all just baseless rumors and speculation. but i'm sure they are. and you're not gonna do anything that proves that wrong, are you?
I could never! Any and all culling I have done in my life has been a product of a mutual agreement, therefore entirely legal! You may look it up in any legal documents with my name on it for further clarification: Willly A.'s old charm getting the best of some weak, pathetic trolls, our romance blooming higher and higher, and ultimately culminating in the grandest displays of power possible! Haahaahaa! ...And if you find any of that suspicious, don't bother. I have done much paperwork regarding the matter. It's all entirely up to board. Do not even think of opening up a case against me anytime soon. There is no evidence you could ever dig up.
well then there's no reason for you to be worried right? just remember that some folks out there might be willing to take things a little bit extrajudicially. especially if there was any kind of proof linking back to you. hope that evidence is buried pretty deep.
had to take a long nap after my motorcycle jump earlier gettin old sucks. think i really overdid it today.
Imagine being this weak. C⥀uld never be me.
your name is albert literally nothing is worse than that didnt chris redfield throw you in a volcano or something too
i wish i had a death beam
it would make dealing with bioweapons so much easier unless it doesn't work on the undead...
shit. troll's have undead? like in real life? damn, suck's for you man. i retract the overrated statement
Finally home from IKEA @antibiohazardWeaponry @twinArmaggetfucked @gnosticGnaturalist you should all have your meatballs soon, @geekyGamer your meatballs and snake plush are also on the way.
Great. I have an acc⥀unt ⥀n the same website as that insufferable DS⥀ agent.
what the fuck i thought you were dead
someone do something interesting. literally anything at all.
after killing a trillionaire earlier with an angry mob on here the best i've got in me is driving off a building on a motorcycle i'm gettin old
* hi everyone * woke up from nap and had three big old pancakes for dinner * did i miss anything
we jumped eelahn muhsch mob violence
@antibiohazardWeaponry I thank you for your help in today's outing. However I do have a "no feds" policy and I am a wanted criminal, so you should be dispatched of quickly. I am willing to propose a grace period where we do not turn on each other. Is 48 hours more than we can allot?
48 is fine just a warning though i have plenty of experience with guys who think they can become gods. never works out for them
This has been a fun excursion. Boba first. Then Chinese. I’ll foot the bill if anyone wants to come with.
i'm in i'll bring the chainsaw back
Perhaps more satisfying to groundslam than the rat.
try suplexing "the rat" for some variety could be fun
We have succeeded. Trillionaire blood has been spilled. Word of this day will be spoken about for sweeps to come. Thank you all for participating. https://i.ibb.co/hjmhZC0/dumb.png #gore #nsfw
doing another celebratory backflip rq
[|87 :: Note to self: To avo;d becom;n the next sacr;f;ce for those who hunger for the flesh of the r;ch cont;nue be;n somewhat n;ce and char;table...anyways th;s l;ve feed of Elahn gett;n jumped ;s hella sat;sfy;ng!
check out the backflip im about to hit
>>| .after that rich man gets culled. .i'd like to see .a big #yaoi celebration with .a lots .of men kissing .each .other .and then making .a huge pile .and pail .orgy. #nsfw #yaoi
i'll kiss the first man i see once we're done
this must've been what it was like to be a villager in valdelobos in 2004 i get it now
Sturdy. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d0a1a102dd26.webp
i like your goggles big mac how's the apple harvest been
Hopin everyone stays safe.
Almost everyone will.
don't worry big mac guy we're after is anti-friendship and right now we're all friends teaming up to take him down
Oh. Usin magic? Maybe you can turn em nice. Ain’t too sure how it all works. Aj and her friends do that sometimes.
think we gotta go the "turning them to stone" route at the minimum sorry big mac