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... Wasn't planning on it.
I just want to get your attention. I, Barak Trollbama, have been asked to return to the Gray House by none other than @cuttlefishCuller herself. Thankfully, she has voluntarily submitted to a lifelong sentence in federal prison. Her only request of keeping her palmhusk will be honored. There will, of course, be changes to my administration; many resigned under Meenah’s rule. TO THE CABINET, for those of you who would like to return, you may. However, to those of you who would like to take a step away from politics, I understand completely. Many of you are still on PTO—I encourage you to enjoy it to it's fullest. Those who do not wish to return may alert me, or a member of my staff, and I will do my best to honor your wishes in the timely manner. TO MY CONSTITUENTS, I thank you all for your patience in this trying time. I understand there was much turmoil, fear, and instability. I assure you, that will be rectified as soon as possible. Please feel free to message me directly about any concerns you may have. Let me be clear: Daddy's home. Thank you. YOUR PRESIDENT, Barak Trollbama
>> ¡ can ડee how that evo1ut¡on wou1d've taken p1ace, that makeડ ડenડe honeડt1y
>> D¡d,, d¡d the tragedy ડtea1 your tw¡nk ડtatuડ from you too? ¡'m ડo ડorry,,
>> ¡ cou1d ડee that, ¡ be1¡eve you.
Wow. That is impressive..!
... ...Unfortunately. And I absolutely abhor saying this let me tell you. I believe you are correct. Ugh. I've already been trying to deal with many open wounds. It's not smart to pick up another fight. This sucks.
yeah shore man. whalecome to the list troll leon kennedy. who cares anymoor
girls cant kiss girls theres an invisible forcefield in the way. but my #presidentialvow is to get rid of that forcefield
What was that...?? OH, THAT'S GREAT!!!!!! Just let me get my application form and... ...Ah!! It appears I have misplaced the application form!! I will get back to you once I have remedied this. There are many piles it could be under...
What was that...?? Maybe the best!! So best that I opened my own practice because everyone else was the worst!! I can assure you without a shadow of a doubt I have plenty of experience when it comes to missing chunks of flesh and/or complete limbs, necrosis, infected pustules, AND EMDR techniques to combat mind control!!!! So, pretty much exactly what pertains to... All of that!!
you could iin2tead bliindly follow 2omeone who clearly ii2n't and never ha2 been trollbama, 2ome troll completely at random liike @barackObamant
I am glad you acknowledged I am not, and have never been, Barak Trollbama.
>> ¡ th¡nk ¡'d prefer you NOT a1wayડ gett¡ng dep1oyed to f¡ght zomb¡eડ ¡ hope you can get ડome t¡me to reડt and take care of yourડe1f <:))
>> ¡'m juડt f1abbergaડted that ¡ got the 1¡tt1e dragon guy ¡nડtead of any of the Mane 6, a1though honeડt1y that'ડ probab1y f¡tt¡ng (〒﹏〒)
It’s good.
my image isn't working but i'm 90% pinkie pie and 85% twilight sparkle. by the way.
https://www.idrlabs.com/graphic/my-little-pony?1&p=70,90,70,60,70,85,85&l=EN https://www.idrlabs.com/my-little-pony/test.php i'm taking the REAL AND IMPORTANT QUIZZES.
oh! you didn't know?
>> Th¡ડ waડ m¡ne 1o1
>> ¡'m ડorry that'ડ the 1¡fe you've come to 1ead,, ¡'m worr¡ed about you :< Maybe there'ડ ડometh¡ng to be done *wh¡1e* you're work¡ng? To he1p untang1e the trauma a 1¡tt1e b¡t You deડerve a better 1¡fe
d/)n’t w/)rry i w/)n’t because y/)u asked s/) very nicely
I very well may take you up on that!
I thank you all for pitying my last Chit. However, I would like to remind you I am no longer leader. This is all, quite literally, entirely no longer my problem. It is so not my problem that I am currently inquiring if any individuals are capable of bringing me to Earth-D to enjoy my retirement to the fullest. I wouldn’t say it’s insider trading to tell you all that two major investors have since pulled funding (they erroneously emailed the documents to myself, and not the “current” President). It WOULD be a major problem, however it is no longer mine to have. GOOD LUCK! Your former President, Barak Trollbama :3
I am...relieved...to know that @barackObama is...safe and sound... (u . u ❀) He is....a dear friend...to me and many...it would...have been a...very sad loss...(u . u ❀) I am....happy you're still here....(^ . ^ ❀) And that...I do not yet....have to...bury you...(^ . ^ ❀)
.nobody wanted thiS .trollbama is the fucking goaT .outing him for clout is the pansiest loser move ive seen in awhilE .news flasH .nobody is gonna give any more of a shit about what you have to say from the grey house than they did before you had access to iT .youre just gonna end up with even more backlash than you were used to beforE .for the rest of us ,i got a solutioN .the fish bitch cant take the heat ,blocks anybody with an opinioN .found that out by trial and erroR .post with #notmyempress ,and shes gonE .let her block everybody who isnt with it, and the rest of us get to keep trollbamA .then everybody gets what they wanT .lets find out how comfy that hexagonal office is with nobody left to chitt tO #puttrollbamaback #meenahcoup
Clearly, at least twice more than you ever planned for.
We’re really in it now, Troll Leon.
All Gray House employees have been approved for mandatory PTO starting immediately and lasting one week. Have a good summer.
things are always easier and harder than you think as long as you listen to your kid and be a person they can trust, you're doing a good job
enjoy it appreciate the gifts and go do something fun together that's it really
...Hm. What a strange situation you're in. I pity you. Anywho, I recommend you put the pupa you've been in charge of through rigorous training! Enough to at least gauge their tolerance to stress.
[☠︎︎] ACCEPT THE GIFT AND BE NICE AS FUCK TRUST ME I HAVE SO MANY SONS AND GRANDCHILDREN AND GRAND GRANDCHILDREN AND HOLY SHIT THEY CAN'T JUST STOP FUCKING AND MAKING MORE SORRY BUT YEAH FOLLOW THE ADVICE [☠︎︎]
The hell is a dad exactly. From my understanding, it's some kind of human title for an interpersonal relationship for a guardian individual looking over a pupa. If this is correct, my advice is-! ...Uh. I don't have the slightest clue. I do not fall into the descriptor I have just laid out. Really, I mostly just seek answers. Guardian of a pupa... How embarassing..! Uh. Forget I said that.
∧,,,∧ ( ̳• · • ̳) / づ♡ send her kitty videos sometimes! [♡]
[|87 :: She should be f;ne then
[|87 :: That would heav;ly depend on what subredd;t she ;s ;nteract;n w;th. Opt;ons can range from “she’s c00ked” to “acqu;r;n sacred knowledge from the depths of the ;nternet”
∧,,,∧ ( ̳• · • ̳) / づ♡ i have doubts regarding grace experiencing anything harmful on that site,despite a majority of it being utterly awful! i think she's lurking actually good subs and only interacts with good people! [♡]
shit. troll's have undead? like in real life? damn, suck's for you man. i retract the overrated statement
its overrated man trust me
Finally home from IKEA @antibiohazardWeaponry @twinArmaggetfucked @gnosticGnaturalist you should all have your meatballs soon, @geekyGamer your meatballs and snake plush are also on the way.
good enough. get to driving. no one else knows how to be entertaining.
Participated in the mob murder of a trillionaire, now out getting celebratory boba and Chinese with @antibiohazardWeaponry. Normal guy shit.
You can keep it, honestly.
[|87 :: Now that the v;le creature has been d;sposed of, t;me to get back to f;r;n more Tr;cell employees
This has been a fun excursion. Boba first. Then Chinese. I’ll foot the bill if anyone wants to come with.
[|87 :: https://med;a.tenor.com/KQUt0Q8;PUEAAAAC/absolute-c;nema-leon-kennedy.g;f th;s l;ve feed ;s peak
[|87 :: that sh;t was 100% necessary for your operat;on. 10/10
Said like a real juggla!
I’m giving Leon a chainsaw. For science.
God has designated a special spot in Hell for billionaires. - Hebrews 4:11
>>| .after that rich man gets culled. .i'd like to see .a big #yaoi celebration with .a lots .of men kissing .each .other .and then making .a huge pile .and pail .orgy. #nsfw #yaoi
… That could be arranged.
The difference is that we’re far more effective. And less feral.
It is time, we are in town square. He is alive, but fried. Everyone gets a chance. Kill the rich. #violence
[|87 :: 1 am so proud of my bald man ;n a trenchcoat...anyway he served h;s purpose, dont worry @ant;b;ohazardWeaponry ; w;ll extract h;m from the prem;ses
Been good. Zap apples were harvested last week. Lots of jam.
Sturdy. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d0a1a102dd26.webp
Power went out watdatmean
[|87 :: Why ;s Elahn play;n fnaf ;rl. Does he not know my tyrant can punch through t;tan;um hulls?
We have breached the bunker. Be downtown in 10.
[|87 :: Don’t worry 1’ll ;nc;nerate ;t afterwards
Aluminum baseball bat.
I could kiss you. I won’t, but I could.
[|87 :: Th;s n;ght just keeps gett;n better!
[|87 :: As a R;ch man, 1 support the v;olent and publ;c execut;on of tr;ll;ona;res. Trust me, they don’t need that much for the garbage they are do;ng
If I skewer the trillionare in town square, who would like to join me in leaving his body unrecognizable? #violence #gore
((please please please please please me or leon me or leon
((Alright tired of this joke already. Who wants to get rid of him?
[|87 :: Agreed. 1t would be an honor to f;ght alongs;de you Mr. Kennedy
please do. i'\/e done o\/er a dozen tarot readings about what he'd theoretically think of me and how we would interact and i always get the lo\/ers. that's really a lot for me Z:/
[|87 :: Oh don’t worry, 1 bought out tr;cell and 1 work for the pres;dent t00. A;n’t noth;n gett;n to trollbama or so help me gog 1 w;ll tweak
I'm at IKEA does anyone want anything? If you just want meatball don't ask just react I'll make note of everyone's names.
troll leon kennedy exists. i don't ha\/e to worry about the concept of wesker e\/er again. thanking e\/ery god in the uni\/erse.
[|87 :: You d;d the best you could, thats all the RPD could have asked of you.
Thr0wback thaturday
I could start posting spicy shit right away but actually no,here's me flexing my sword instead! https://file.garden/ajBWLq7l9SBZHJVh/Untitled54_20260428141846.png
Amen. Fucking amen. #SlashingSaturday
Oh, that is absolutely wonderful! Thank you for contribution for #SlashingSaturday, haahaahaa...
[☠︎︎] THATS THE SHIT I LIKE HELL YES GO MY BOY SLAYYYYY [☠︎︎]
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=>>gøød night chittr rise and shine!>>>
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1'll 3v3n l3t you borrow my sk4t3bo4rd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >8;]
n1c3 to m33t you dud3, you 4r3 4 L3G3ND!!!!!!!!!!!!! >8] g1v1ng you M4D R3SP3CT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 gott4 g1v3 you th3 b1gg3st h1gh f1v3 1f w3 3v3r t34m up to 4bsolut3ly PWN som3 LOS3R ZOMB13Z!!!!!!!!!!!!! >8O >8D
TH3Y H4V3 L3ON S K3NN3DY ON CH1TTR *DOT* COM!?!?!??!?!?!??! >8O >8?
[|87 :: Shes outclassed and outdated...but by gog does she work
I would say quick thinking did at least as much if not more work than the gun, babe.
men who wer biknis r stronger than da alternian army fr fr
Oh fuck is that Troll Leon Kennedy.
Happy #FirearmFriday, I need a weapon.
NOW THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
holyshiiiiiit ofc theres a troll leon yea that makes sense hahafjdjfjsjf 😍
o-|= i doth truly enjoyeth ridding the w’rld of evil! =>
le0n is 0n chittr n0w? did any0ne tell r0r0?
now im stuck thinkin abt leon kennedys ass again in a very #nsfw way