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agagagagagagaga thas the winning language. whered you learn to talk lyke that. chilllz. awrite champ secret freckle inbound jus for yo eyebulbz only @
☆you Kould always save ur money and just steal it too☆
♥︎ ♦ [27 CHILDISH RESPONSES MASQUERADING AS MATURE] ♠ ♣ I'm not allowed to find it irritating that you're vagueposting about me doing literally nothing wrong?
♥︎ ♦ [29 BAD FAITH READINGS TO NIP IN THE BUD] ♠ ♣ I expressed no opinion on the matter. I just assumed the Fleet would be stricter than that.
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[unit_CN003NF_message] [tech_note:eugh, cant believe she waits till its this far gone to get our attention, we're on it hold on...] [end_message]
☆ah well they Kan get it remade it ain’t the worst thing in the world☆
I am happy to announce I am once again planning to unveil a statue to commemorate my greatness after the last one was bombed. As a testament to my durability it has been cast from white gold! Yes! Platinum and gold together as an alloy in a statue. Tune in to watch me unveil it soon!
☆yeah and they were stupid enough to leave it there for someone else to taKe. And honestly I’ll drinK whatever idrK☆
☆not would, do☆
☆i usually just grab whatever’s on the mobile order point and walK out☆
H͇e͇l͇m͇s͇m͇e͇n͇. A͇e͇r͇i͇a͇l͇ a͇s͇p͇i͇r͇a͇n͇t͇s͇. T͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ b͇e͇l͇o͇v͇e͇d͇ b͇o͇a͇t͇s͇w͇a͇i͇n͇s͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇e͇ c͇l͇o͇u͇d͇s͇ b͇e͇y͇o͇n͇d͇ c͇l͇o͇u͇d͇s͇. T͇h͇o͇s͇e͇ w͇h͇o͇ d͇r͇e͇a͇m͇ o͇f͇ n͇e͇w͇ h͇o͇r͇i͇z͇o͇n͇s͇. A͇n͇d͇ t͇h͇o͇s͇e͇ w͇h͇o͇ c͇h͇o͇s͇e͇ t͇o͇ r͇e͇m͇a͇i͇n͇ b͇e͇l͇o͇w͇ t͇h͇e͇m͇, g͇a͇z͇i͇n͇g͇ e͇v͇e͇r͇ o͇n͇w͇a͇r͇d͇s͇ a͇n͇d͇ u͇p͇w͇a͇r͇d͇s͇. T͇h͇e͇ o͇n͇e͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇y͇ c͇a͇l͇l͇...g͇o͇l͇d͇e͇n͇. W͇e͇ t͇h͇i͇n͇k͇ o͇f͇ y͇o͇u͇ o͇f͇t͇e͇n͇. A͇s͇ y͇o͇u͇ a͇r͇e͇ d͇r͇a͇i͇n͇e͇d͇. A͇s͇ y͇o͇u͇ a͇r͇e͇ c͇o͇n͇f͇i͇s͇c͇a͇t͇e͇d͇. A͇s͇ y͇o͇u͇ a͇r͇e͇ t͇a͇k͇e͇n͇ i͇n͇ o͇r͇ d͇r͇o͇p͇p͇e͇d͇ o͇f͇f͇. Y͇o͇u͇r͇ g͇u͇i͇d͇e͇l͇i͇n͇e͇d͇, s͇i͇d͇e͇l͇i͇n͇e͇d͇, a͇n͇d͇ g͇u͇a͇r͇d͇r͇a͇i͇l͇e͇d͇ l͇i͇v͇e͇s͇. O͇n͇e͇ d͇a͇y͇, y͇o͇u͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇ n͇o͇t͇ o͇n͇l͇y͇ f͇l͇y͇, b͇u͇t͇ y͇o͇u͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇ s͇o͇a͇r͇. F͇a͇r͇ f͇r͇o͇m͇ a͇ p͇a͇s͇s͇i͇v͇e͇ p͇a͇r͇t͇i͇c͇i͇p͇a͇n͇t͇ i͇n͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ o͇w͇n͇ a͇s͇c͇e͇n͇s͇i͇o͇n͇ t͇h͇r͇o͇u͇g͇h͇ t͇h͇e͇ c͇l͇o͇u͇d͇s͇, y͇o͇u͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇ b͇e͇s͇t͇o͇w͇ u͇p͇o͇n͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ o͇w͇n͇ e͇y͇e͇s͇ a͇ p͇r͇o͇u͇d͇ a͇n͇d͇ m͇a͇j͇e͇s͇t͇i͇c͇ u͇n͇e͇n͇d͇i͇n͇g͇ h͇o͇r͇i͇z͇o͇n͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ d͇e͇f͇i͇e͇s͇ e͇v͇e͇n͇ t͇h͇e͇ i͇m͇a͇g͇i͇n͇i͇n͇g͇ o͇f͇ d͇r͇e͇a͇m͇s͇. W͇e͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇ b͇e͇ t͇h͇e͇r͇e͇ f͇o͇r͇ y͇o͇u͇. Y͇o͇u͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇ n͇o͇t͇ s͇e͇e͇ u͇s͇. A͇ t͇i͇n͇y͇, i͇r͇r͇e͇l͇e͇v͇a͇n͇t͇ b͇l͇i͇p͇, s͇o͇ f͇a͇r͇ a͇n͇d͇ o͇b͇f͇u͇s͇c͇a͇t͇e͇d͇ b͇y͇ t͇h͇e͇ d͇a͇r͇k͇ a͇s͇ t͇o͇ n͇o͇t͇ e͇v͇e͇n͇ b͇e͇ t͇h͇e͇r͇e͇. B͇u͇t͇ d͇o͇ n͇o͇t͇ q͇u͇e͇s͇t͇i͇o͇n͇ i͇t͇. A͇t͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ m͇o͇m͇e͇n͇t͇, w͇h͇e͇n͇ y͇o͇u͇ b͇o͇a͇r͇d͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ v͇e͇s͇s͇e͇l͇, f͇r͇e͇e͇ o͇f͇ t͇i͇e͇s͇ o͇r͇ t͇e͇t͇h͇e͇r͇s͇, y͇o͇u͇, H͇e͇l͇m͇s͇m͇e͇n͇, w͇i͇l͇l͇ c͇h͇a͇r͇t͇ a͇ c͇o͇u͇r͇s͇e͇ f͇o͇r͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ o͇w͇n͇ d͇e͇s͇t͇i͇n͇y͇. A͇ f͇a͇t͇e͇ o͇f͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ o͇w͇n͇ s͇e͇l͇e͇c͇t͇i͇o͇n͇. A͇n͇d͇ a͇s͇ y͇o͇u͇ t͇r͇a͇v͇e͇l͇, k͇n͇o͇w͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ y͇o͇u͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇ n͇e͇v͇e͇r͇ p͇u͇t͇ e͇n͇o͇u͇g͇h͇ d͇i͇s͇t͇a͇n͇c͇e͇ b͇e͇t͇w͇e͇e͇n͇ h͇o͇w͇ l͇o͇v͇e͇d͇ y͇o͇u͇ a͇r͇e͇, a͇n͇d͇ w͇h͇e͇r͇e͇. W͇e͇ h͇o͇p͇e͇ t͇h͇i͇s͇ b͇r͇i͇n͇g͇s͇ y͇o͇u͇ c͇o͇m͇f͇o͇r͇t͇. O͇r͇ a͇t͇ l͇e͇a͇s͇t͇. R͇e͇l͇i͇e͇f͇. O͇n͇e͇ d͇a͇y͇. Y͇o͇u͇r͇ f͇u͇t͇u͇r͇e͇s͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇ b͇e͇ g͇r͇o͇u͇n͇d͇e͇d͇. A͇n͇d͇, y͇e͇t͇, h͇i͇g͇h͇e͇r͇ t͇h͇a͇n͇ e͇v͇e͇r͇.
☆you Kan watch I’ll just get into fights for you☆
☆fuKK yeah lets get drunK and get into a bar fight☆
☆you would never Katch me wearing a Kollar Kould not stand that shit around my neKK eughhh☆
CREATIVE SOLUTIONS HERE MAN !! !! working with what we have
♡⸝⸝ "balls" (ge7 i7? cus "answer balls" so i answered; balls) ⸝⸝♤
NNNNO LMAOOOO MY BLOOD THOOO THISIS NOT GOOD
IT WAS A JOKE. ABOUT HOW YOU SAID ‘ALIVE’, ARE YOU STUPID??
ITS CYNOMN.
HE IS VILE AND DISGUSTING
I JUSS READE WHAEVER I WANNA TBH PRINGCESS SYNONYM LOLOLL
HE WANT ME SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BADDDDDD
C^ll th^t nook indvstri^l the w^y it De^th Grips. #nsfw
y0µrε ZCαR1NG THε H0εZ hεxx1ε....
G0LD1ε ZWεεP B1TCHεZZZZ!!!! hεy hεxx1εεεεε
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Helmsman acquired! This is most excellent, soon I shall enjoy the possibility of space flight on a more casual basis!
▼sounds like the same story, theyre probably dead, but more paperwork▲
▲look, nothing you can do if its drones, they're already dead▼ ▼probably wont even be put into records▲
▲oh, so nevermind theyre just dead▼
i used to think that the amount of kidnapping cases that werwe publicly viewable on chittrw was like anomalously high but then i thought about theirw castes forw like two seconds and no it makes sense i think that is just norwmal life which is unforwtunate unforwtunate forw me that is because instead of disappearwing like norwmal the kidnapperw continues to post thrwough theirw account so even then i am not rwid of them please by all means take them away forweverw
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚If you seek work, then may I ask how you are with numbers? Running a whole ship and crew requires a great deal of effort, and I am often told I should not be so casual with my purchases!
[ephemeralMinx [EM] is offline!] AUTORESPONSE: 💙✨💙✨
☆What???☆
∞kay y∞u are exempt!! 💙✨
Cringe. Cringe. Cringe. Y∞u're all cringe. N∞ne ∞f y∞u are free ∞f cringe.
☆Tell Me your faves☆
☆Oh dude you have no idea it’s amazing☆
youre literally a part of the society that kills people based on their blood color but you cant handle cheating lmfao good light
[⚙︎ @fata||yForever Dosing you with a mi|d anxio|ytic and sedative. ⚙︎] [⚙︎ Fuck it. @nd a treat. ⚙︎] [⚙︎ Pas wi|| be ok. ⚙︎]
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💠~ Guess it's good that I looooove making my dreams a reality, huh babes? ~💠
💠~ Do I *look* like a nerd to you, babes? ~💠
💠~ Wow, rude? I mean well for her. She just like, doesn't know what's good for her. ~💠
💠~ I don't need one, ew? ~💠
💠~ God forbid a girl miss her ex. ~💠
☆hellnyeah woKe up time for my morning cigarette☆
...hey so i just realized @notthatMysterious hasnt been on in a hot minute. does anyone know what happened? are they ok??
trollbama is cool though
i get why most of yall dont fw english. i mean, hes a big mean guy who kills people en mass. i guess a lot of people cant read between the lines or past the mask. (or just dont care cause it doesnt justify what he does). but all i see is a sad dude lashing out cause the concept of being weak in any capacity is terrifying to him. ...it also helps that the fuckin evil ass demon eye that possessed my future self hates him. enemy of my enemy is my friend, and all that.
shit n∞b∞dy sayy anutging i have this handled. d∞nt be a fucking narcc lma∞ its g∞∞d #substance
[Scanning...] the main. target. of the. hunt. zcreamed. a lot. he waz. amuzed. thiz one. will. not need. to. entertain him. [Target not designated.]
any∞ne f∞rge prescripti∞ns l∞l? #substance #justincase
☆you’d have to beat IKromos for that position☆
☆Nah, Keeps me on my toes!☆
☆It’s not in my hive! He just, Kinda shows up and runs away☆
☆Hopefully you figure it out for whoever it might be heheheheh☆
☆Kause all Kool people have evil robotiK Klones of themselves duh????☆
☆Well Kause he’s an evil robot Klone of me programmed to want me dead☆
☆Well exKuse me for fighting for my life and using what I Kan to maKe sure the Koolest troll ever doesn’t die☆
aha ahaha hah ahaha oh boy
[#AN $OMEONE GO AND HATE ALL MY #HIT$ $O MY KULL $#ORE #AN BE EQUAL TO MY KULT I$ PI$$ING ME OFF]
there are at least 3 ampora's on the feed i doubt it wont immediately get weird ask's
im the king of the hIghwAy.
i don't gOttA im gOOd at this shit
im lOokIn at yOUr reply to my chit right now
☆what happened to the Klub doesn’t matter you’re hive now and you’re safe which does matter☆
☆no I did and you’d be pissed at me but you didn’t do anything I promise☆
the pocket nook and my hand just aint the same 😔 baby come hi-e
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthat iz g00d. ... [ACTION:QUERY] h0w did y0ur meeting g0? [END MESSAGE]
☆Oh dude you’re probably liKe brainwashed or smth☆
yapper b liek: II HVE BPD ABD AUTIZM Z಄ IF Y,಄U HATW ME YI಄RE ABLEIZR
yapper b liek: guyz pleaz,e d𖦹nt hate me plzae d𖦹nt hate m,e nithibf waz my fault 𖦹k N಄THIB G WAZ MY FAULT plleaze d𖦹nt hate me
things ha-e ne-er been better at my hi-e. chichis back *here she belongs, shes not lea-ing e-er again, ser-ants doin their jobs, im amazingly handsome and fuckable. its *onderful all in all.
please come ovver i promise i wwont hogtie you in the center a the block and tickle your swweet strutpods by rubbin my tendril on em wwhile diggin my fingers into your armpits til you piss or pass out
--BEGIN LOG-- a reminder yΩur behaviΩural data haΣ been taken dΩwn. thank yΩu fΩr yΩur cΩntributiΩn. --END LOG--
Sw:ng:n' on the same s:de here, sweetheart.
helms.are.so.terribly.inefficient if.only.we.hadn't.gotten.sentimentally.attached.to.them....we.really.should.be.using.the.power.of.a.strategically.used.lobotomy.more.often far.fewer.complaints.from.then.on ((.#cw-gore.))
ONE MAN’S TRASH IS ANOTHER MAN’S TREASURE.
let me kill you
༄ ｡°Would be REALLY nice of my ship to stop trying to alter course. this hum is getting annoying.°｡ ༄
Only for Kris
thanks pissb- bee troll
furann manere. it’s the stupidest thing i (an think of
KInda crazy how th3 J in marijuana i2 2il3nt, but th3 J in my hand i2 loud a2 fuck #2ub2tanc3
Every time the rain isn't acidic I have too tell my friend too noot run aroound in it coompletely naked. OOf coourse this dooesn't woork and I toold myself too stoop trying but it's a habit... -n-"
They don't like it if you take one egg out of the carton to buy you have to buy the whole carton even if you just need one egg #learningandgrowing
☆ gog damn right she is, better show some respeKt to the woman who raised me☆
lovve cullin muties an wwouldnt dream a schloorpin on their cute wwittle grape sized foot fronds #nsfww
i already got in that nook. old news bro seriously it doesn't matter what you're doing just know i got to that little bitch first #nsfw