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I HAVE PLANS
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? The development of Sburb predates the Cambrian explosion! © SBURB 2009
🍌- HEY #ERIDANWEEK I am bringing my DANCING PECS and FRESHLY CUT KREMLING TAIL to the BBQ BOOTH!!! also @cesarianAqueduct I'm bringing your gun back, you should see how DUMB K. Rool looks without a TAIL!!!
I k33p 233ing 2om3thing about a rumbl3 in a pumpkin patch at 3ridanw33k how2 a guy g3t in on that??
like seriously sorry lemme flap my hands and stop fuckin talkin (i do actually flap my hands but i do it in a sick ass way in which it looks like im just djing real nice)
W3 hittin th3 gym 3XTRA hard today and th3 playli2t b3 FUCKING I'm gonna n33d a n3w punching bag anyon3 got on3 th3y lookin to r3hom3?? #pump3d #gain2 #lfg
The shadow of your smile When you are gone Will color all my dreams And light the dawn #lyrics
Love all of you guys but like the guy that just hates every single post is sort of annoying it was funny at first but it’s kinda ruining my cull and cult scores on both of my profiles and doesn’t give me a good mirror of how people see me :/
being told i dont look autistic like im not actively rambling about my special interest to the lady ????? make it make sense
I MISS MY HUSBAND. I HOPE HE COMES BACK SOON. ):B
gotta let that dog out sometimes or he gets bitey
i think karks is going to actually kill him this time, theyre wrestling on the floor and he keeps doing the growl-rattle thing trolls do when they get pissed
Looking at pictures of freshly hatched gru8s makes me sick!! Why are you so slimely!!!!!!!! ew.
me and my bitches [below is an image of dave, shorter than both john and karkat who are squabbling in the background the troll has his teeth bared and john is laughing despite the fact karkat is mid-leap off a chair to tackle him]
i hOpE ThE HuMaNs aRe eNjOyInG CaTs!
I am good. Thank you.
:33< too true!
I have been instructed by...My PR team to be 'more sociable' on this platform. So I suppose I will. Ugh. Start with... "Hi, how are you?"
:33< yes! :33< yes! :33< more nepawtas!!! :33< the leijon legion grows!
i am max stimulated when i sleep a fan the light youtube and music i stimulate myself to the max when sleeping #NOTnsfw
Does Crockercorp sell Purpleberry Krunch? Or Fizzo's Spectrum Vodka?
JUST D1D TH3 S1CK3ST TR1CK 3V3R!!! 1 D1DN'T R3CORD 1T BUT B3L13V3 1T, TRUST. >8D
my bones... ow.
still havent heard from dee...
2o tru3 your 2o right
i ju2t r3m3mb3r3d i lo2t my bikin tonit3 :( i hop3 G3rard W3ighh lov32 it lik3 i did
bruh tht 2ound2 rly 2ick
... I can already tell I'm going to hate this place.
Mahcka and three other trolls related to her storyline in Blood + Bones! https://file.garden/XpidrV1bbgcDmDPG/other/M_E_C_P_refs1_may_2024.png
D --> Back stage electrolyte laden drinks hit the spot much harder the day after
Full Reference image of Syllii for you all! https://file.garden/XpidrV1bbgcDmDPG/other/syllii_cynmin1_ref1_apr2026.png
Any colony sim enjoyers in the feed?
rankmaid on that good kush again. (#substances by extention)
Annoying my sister is my favorite pastime.
fashion icon /gen u look so adorbz
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Personally, I've always been partial to those of the gold caste that I've met. It's something I try not to generalize, but the ones I have met were my kind of chill.
there ⓘsnt much rad ab໑ut beⓘng the empⓘres l໑cal battery supply ⓘ mean ⓘ guess ⓘt ⓘs ⓘmpressⓘve h໑w bⓘg ໑ur m໑uths are despⓘte that
i knw wht hi2 titl3 w3r3
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Does anyone know their ancestor's name... never found mine. ]
bruh th3 trolltub3 mu2ic mix b3 going hard af tonight
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bruh y i2 it 2o qui3t in h3r3
hey bee!
MMMMMM 0K4Y 1M F33L1NG 83773R 480U7 17 N0W, 7H4NK Y0U 8)
1 D0N7 KN0W..
Do not.
On3- of my kism3-ts giv3-s m3- snacks wh3-n3-v3-r I g3-t out of th3- show3-r in und3-r 30 minut3-s and I didn't r3-aliz3- what h3- was doing to m3- until it start3-d working. Should I bit3- him y3-s or y3-s
lil funny seeing everyone talk about having or wanting partners. especially other daves. lol over here #aro as hell
My fellow Alternians and Chittr.ing users, it is time I retire for the night. My cherished constituents, even those who do not always agree with my stances: I bid you a good night. Trollsevelt, I hope you have the night you deserve.
[write something sweet about bones i think thats cool and plants]
GUYY555 WHY 15 7H15 5C4RY L00K1NG D4M4R4 F0LL0W1NG M33?? 5H0ULD 1 833 5C4R3D? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b17b851f19fa.jpg
#F17CH3CK !!! H3H3H4HH4 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b85356ae59e8.jpg
0000HHHHHH 0K4Y!! 7H4NK Y0UU, Y0UU C4N M3554G3 M3 7W000. 1LL 5H0W Y0U MY 51CKN457Y 7R1CK5 4ND R4D G4M3 5K1LLZZ 8)
H00R4YY!! 1M M17UN4, N1C3 7W0 M337 Y0UUU!! 8:D
1MMM N07 5UR3 1F 1 KN0WW Y0UU 8U7 1 R34LLY 4PPR3C141GR3 17, 7H4NK Y0UU C4N Y0U C4LL M3 5W337833 4G41N??? 8)
apparently missed a crash of sorts. glad i did, woulda been awful confused.
\) -•-#nowplaying - Bathroom Bitch -•- (/ https://youtu.be/pAIkCINLMHA #nsfw ((just in case))-•- (/
sittin down @ the theatr 4 mario galaxy n im lowkey frightend sum1 is gunna recognize the fucking chittr screen on my phone LOLZ
yeah, not many people on anymore so things aint chuggin.
did i happen to log on after the server stopped crashing?
aaaand we’re ba(k, bab7
my aZZ comeZ at a premium bulge picZ though? on the hive, at leaZt thiZ once. line up fellaZ thereZ plenty to go around httpZ://ZquidgeimageZ.Z3.uZ-weZt-002.bacKblaZeb2.com/2026/04/01/20260401_165904.png #nZfw
not gonna lie this one is pretty sick congrats to @taciturnCharlatan enjoy this and all its clowny glory https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c418e821d8ab.png ((never drawn kurloz before so this was a fun interpretation :catjam: ))
=>>apparently My bøss has been spying øn My cubicle and knøws i have chittr he is nøw threatening tø Make a chittr accøunt før hiMself can søMeøne whøs especialized in Marketing give hiM a call (yøu have tø call hiM graciøus lørd if yøu want hiM tø nøt hang up iMMediately) and tell hiM that this is an awful idea?>>>
did that guy post his nudes and crash the fuckin wwebsite
MY HATRED FER TRANSPHOBIA KILLED THE SITE. SORRY ABOUT THAT. ANYWAY, HOW YA DOIN BABES.
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when are chittr groups and chittr stages dropping please let me talk about some dumb ass shit and get booed off the stage
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CORRECTION: "Oaky" -> "Okay" "hwo" -> "how" "abt" -> "about" "thwn" -> "then" "Ikl" -> I'll "hxya" -> UNCLEAR. POTENTIALLY "just" "wirhoyt" -> "without" "autocrorct" -> "autocorrect" "yoy" -> "you" "foe" -> "for" Thank you, kind stranger!
try mixing it with water or some juice it will make it go down easier
camera is film so ill probably forget to by the time i develop it at home later haha my b
(Uh) It's my wwriggling day! (No it's not) Still look good though! Bisquick - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
you already fuckin know im out here taking pictures
------------------------------------- now playing: sailor song - gigi perez https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=wpy6doc-mda&si=7o_jhtm_xqdrjy71
#nowplaying the beautiful sounds of nature because im #outside theres a creek nearby and everything
Anyone got any tips for getting black lipstick stains out in the wash, asking for a friend. #vagueposting
planting trees and fertilizing them so they get hella big #bignaturals
woof.
[UPLOADED TO THE SITE IS A TWELVE MINUTE LONG VIDEO OF THE CARAPACE. HE IS WITHOUT HIS SHIRT, IN BLACK CORDUROY PANTS AND WHITE SUSPENDERS. HIS SHOES ARE DISCARDED TO THE SIDE. NEARBY TO HIM IS A DRY ERASE BOARD. WRITTEN UPON IT IS. 'FER THE RANKMAID AN' ANYONE ELSE WHOSE GONNA WATCH THIS SHIT'. THE VIDEO THEN PROCEEDS TO DOCUMENT HEARTS BOXCAR'S PERFERMING PUSHUPS. HE IS LOOKING DIRECTLY AT THE CAMERA, A HUNGRY LOOK IN HIS EYE. BELOW, UNDER HIS CHEST, IS A PILLOW. A STICKY NOTE WITH THE WORD 'YOU' IS PINNED INTO IT. EACH TIME HE DESCENDS, HIS PECTORALS BLESS THE PILLOW WITH NOT ONLY HIS WEIGHT BUT HIS SWEAT. EVERY TIME HIS CHEST TOUCHES THE PILLOW, IT COUNTS UP ON A NEARBY SCREEN. MUST BE A MECHANISM OF SORTS. THIS PROCEEDS TO CONTINUE FER A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF TIME. THE CARAPACE ONLY STARTS TO SLOW DOWN AROUND THE 150 MARK. HIS ARMS TREMBLE, HIS FINGERS CURL AGAINST THE TILE FLOOR. SWEAT DRIPS FROM HIM AS HIS FACE GROWS MORE TWISTED WITH DISCONTENTMENT AND TORTURE. AT 175, HIS HEAVY BREATHING TURNS INTO A GRUNT, AS IT TAKES SIGNIFICANT EFFERT TO PICK HIMSELF BACK OFF OF THE GROUND. AT 200, THE GROANS TURN INTO WHIMPERS. MUTTERED SWEARS AND THE CONFIDENCE TURNED TO EMBARRASSMENT. 200 IS FAR MORE THAN MOST COULD LIKELY DO ON THIS WEBSITE, BUT THE VULNERABILITY OF IT ALL CRACKS THE SHELL OF HIS PERSONALITY. AT 210, HE IS BEGGING BETWEEN REPS. EACH PUSHUP TAKES NEARLY TWELVE SECONDS TO COMPLETE. IT IS AGONY. HIS MOANS ARE LOUDER, HIS TEETH ARE GRITTING WITH HOT BREATHS. HE IS FOGGING THE TILE UP WITH HIS PRESENCE. AT 216, HE FAILS. COLLAPSING AND ENDING THE VIDEO WITH A KNOCKED OVER CAMERA.] @ARCHIVEADDICT #NSFW #ASMR
its come to my attention that my score is skewing into the cullable side and i just want to say i appreciate you and all of my fans and all my recent follows might even celebrate by dropping some ill lyrics to sync to your favorite metronome stay tuned folks
Attracted the attention of more than one Rose with that Freud Chitt… oh my gog, it’s hilarious!!!! You’re all like helpless kittens hearing your 8ag of food 8eing shaken!!!!!!!! xxxxD
((can my pfp be seen again i know someone told me it was broken
It’s hard 8eing the funniest person on this platform. ::::/
* being your own boss is great. * i always get to work at my own convenience store
CORRECTION: NO CORRECTIONS Anything to do with grammar or spelling! I require enrichment you see.
☆ugh I don't wanna gƏt into dƏtail i livƏ on a top notch cruisƏ and all my ƏmployƏƏs arƏ fucking morons whats nƏxt gƏtting my throat stabbƏd by a hugƏ fish bonƏ☆
@totesGruesome I wish to consume a "Mario Galaxy" with you. Please respond promptly or I shall cull another.
kay gunna go n see the new mario galaxy movie w a scary eldritch tv man latr super excited 4 that tb h #date
fuck your stupid human day full of lies, just the thing I need when im trying to avoid meddlers.
CORRECTION: Everybody here needs to make more mistakes so I can correct them.
☆i havƏ all my body parts back now if anyonƏ was wondƏring 0_0☆
beautiful mother soap dispenser just gave birth to a baby foam in my hand #nsfw(???? maybe?)
tummy fulla edible gummies im feelin yummy #lyric #substance
YOU TOUCH MERELY A PALE IMITATION OF THE REAL DEAL. A VERY WET IMITATION. WILL YOU SETTLE FOR LESS OR STRIVE FOR MORE.
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if my ancestor evwer makes an account, I am going to ask evweryone to boo him.
WHAT is with the number of CLOWNS on this site?
Normal day is irrelevant. There is no beauty without strangeness.
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( hey, do any of you guys have a favorite color aside from your blood's? red seems to be pretty popular around the caverns for some reason... )
holy shit youre an actual godsend yes please and if you ever need anything at all in the future ever just let me know ok
the iou is honestly an optional part of the equation i just feel bad if im getting something but im not giving anything in return you feel me its all about the law of equivalent exchange an arm for a life yadda yadda of course getting too ambitious with that is how you almost lose your brother and most of your limbs but thats neither here nor there anyway if youre TRYING to get rid of them i can and will very happily take them off your hands just say the word
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
people talk about jobless behavior like it’s a bad thing. but have 7ou all (onsidered 7our jobful behavior is even worse? think on that
on a related topic i absolutely can and will be bought with food if you have food and you are willing to share the food i will pencil you in for one strider iou good for a single action item of your choosing limited to things against my personal moral code food items must be deemed in good edible condition at the time of delivery and preferably not too buggish ive got a delicate human stomach
nothin better than a say yes to the dress binge.
C̸̠̥͒͌͝ͅO̷̤͂N̶͕͔͕͘͠Ṡ̸̻̗̫U̵̡͓͒͑͗M̸̱̬̄E̷͔̽͘ ̴̞̯̀͛͝C̵̗͈͖̓̔O̴͈̮͠N̶̢̒̽̀S̸̙͛̉̽U̶͉̪͊͠M̴̺̾͗́E̶̫͆̍ ̷̙͉͉̕C̵̡̭̭̍͂Ȍ̷̝͓̗̐̀Ń̸͖̐͝S̸̭͙̲̎̑̏U̵̱͌͘M̶͈̙͔̈́͘E̵̛͚̘͈͘̚ ̴̯͎̘̍̈́̚C̴̛͚͓̣Ô̶̞̥̓N̶͉͉̔͝S̸̲̝̺̄̐̕U̵̝̥͙̾M̷̭̤͆Ė̴̺́
#nsfw jerkin off my computer by pullin at its wires aggresisvely tryin 2 get it 2 work
We glub and we don't judge. I t)(ink I don't like pineapples on sardine pizza. #weglubandwedontjudge
× I Did Not Get Choked Out WVhich Is Good. It Just Took A WVhile To Fall Asleep.. Blah ×
((we love that though jsbdjdh
((ooo you should draw more!
((i can see why uwu
Perhaps you may capture my likeness as well, so it may spread as pollen carries on the wind.
that mmmmoment when he ssends u a dm and you sit ther with ur mouth watering n pupils dilating and breath gettin heavy just reading it....................... #nsfw #vaguepost #yummy #imbarking
You would enjoy assimilation. It as you describe, but significantly more relief.
this or horses being cute for 10 hours.
u evr just stim by puttin the same fuckin song on perpetual repeat and play it rly loud thru ur headphones n just sit there in a catatonic state like is that just me
((Cute!
Possession is freely given. I am no slave to my masters, only a servant to great peace and pleasure. #horrorterrors #nsfw-ish
May your rise be fruitful, and your accession boundless.
Worlds beyond worlds fear our enlightenment, as one would dissuade a prophet or a diplomat. Do not fall for the lies of fear and restraint. Become one, become all. #horrorterrors
With that gonna head off for now. Got lots to plan for, just be beware of any horrorterrors offers Faustian Bargains, that's my job
To be fair, I could have done more to clean up when I was over there
To cull those who doubt into knowing their ultimate fate. You know, the usual.
anybuddy who is cheatin while lockd in w a baddie like u is dead ass stupid as fuck tb h
however im willin' to do discounts for couples. jus' communicate gahdamn. #nsfw
hit my boyfriend with the "what would you do if we broke up" question. apparently he would be "devastated" and "why would i ask that" rolling my eyes emoji
That's cute Rox, I'd love to see it
what if i made goofy drawings with these glitter gel pens?
thanks babydoll. I been cheated on an' I ain't fuckin' with nobody's relationships, no matter how good the dick or pussy
also i'm a damn freak but cheatin' ain't shit i do. don't make me sum homewrecker for yer damn whatever th'fuck. if its open or casual that's different but fuck that cheatin' crap. #anticheating #impliednsfw
Work2 for m3 or I got 2om3 2ick mad comfy gra22 in my gard3n
I m3an 2hit wya???
sigh, i need a man to sweep me off my damn feet, im so tired of doing everything for myself.
2o who2 gonna pull up 2o w3 can lay/2it in th3 gra22 whil3 w3 g3t 2up3r fuck3d up and talk about lif3 n 2hit whil3 th3 2tar2 and 3v3rything 3l23 2pin2 around u2? #2ub2tanc3 #2ub2tanc32 #pl2
Something Wicked This Way Comes A normal player falls to Derse on a very important day. When the moon is aligned, and all other celestial bodies were congruent, a great purge began. His session overtaken by the Horrorterrors of the far reaches, come to reap and feast on the remains of the doomed session, only to find one still alive. Arch became a vessel for the horrorterror, allowing to cross the barriers between dimensions to feed and consume. Be very careful who you bring into to your DMs (which remain always open), for if you call, he will come. Posts will include the following #horrorterrors occasional #nsfw #cult #substance #possession etc.
↗️WORDLE 1,747.↗️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I mean probably. I'm waiting for the prank to get pulled somewhere. Honestly I don't know when it will happen but we all know it's coming. It feels like waiting in the dentist's office to get a molar yanked out. Like you're sitting there for hours, waiting, knowing what's coming but not knowing how long it's going to take.
OutOfCharacter// I love dropping hints this timeline is screwed up to hell and back and there are DEFINITELY issues that John is sweeping underneath the rug :] //
:o)
taking a break from mischief to help with chores isnt all that bad. gives me scheming time!
y'all like what yer seein' huh? #nsfw #piercings #impliedgore #scars #gore #pastcharacterdeath #tattoos [Attached is a picture, a now shirtless Bro showing his lower stomach with his stomach scar showing where he had been stabbed. It was healed, but a good bit morbid to look at. He didn't have a belly button anymore, stomach sliced clean through. He was covered in freckles, smaller scars, and a winding space-looking tattoo going down the right side of his stomach. His cock, however, was clearly the main focus. His boxers were pulled enough to show half his cock - to reveal the piercings, the soft pink tip, and a few small freckles. There was a tan line where his pants usually rested, showing slightly paler skin. He was hard, by the looks of it, white beads like dewdrops at the slit.]
i will try those, THANK YOU.
<p> would it be cannibalism for a sea dweller to eat sushi </p>
You got thi2 bro2ki good luck out th3r3.
Tf th3 robot2 nam3 i2 3arl? That2 2ick..
2hiiit gu322 im 2taying th3 fuck hiv3 today LMAO
Man I r3ally wa2 on on3 la2t night. Dont r3m3mb3r po2ting aaany of that. My bad y'all 🤣
2o lik3, what th3 fuck i2 up chittr? What2 th3 di2a2t3r today?
IVE NEVER REALLY GOTTEN MY TASTE FOR TEA BEFORE. maybe ill try that.
FINALLY MOTHERFUCKING HOME FROM THE BEAT. time to relax my FAVORITE way. get my chill on with my favorite elixir, on my MOTHERFUCKIN throne.. FREE from those accursed restricting CLOTHES. #nsfw #bulge https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa5e5cef5f9d.jpg
i slept okay BUT IM STILL TIRED.
morning. :o)
hello. <3
yawn. i am awake.
it was out of her hands / don't worry
~you’re so right lol #satire #lies #joke #humanmonthofapril #aprilfools
~the hemospectrum is kind of problematic, actually :{ #humanmonthofapril #aprilfools #satire #joke
Lol. Yeah sorry, Mindfang can 8ee a little intense.
My personal 9/11 was when those two towers and the Pentagon were hit.
V^ They're harmless, I just get ann0yed that I fall f0r it every time. I'll be 0k at least. 🙂↕️ ^V
V^ ✌️😞 Yeah. ^V
V^ I'm n0t really 0ne f0r the dumb j0ke day. I'm gullible as fuck. =:( ^V
so heres annoying ass bullshit when all of you glows even if you close your eyes its still not entirely dark
met him a day ago and im already cheating on him #love
i think its quite mean that i still have a migraine after sleeping :(
i did good not great / when you're a warmblood you need to excel instead of meet the standard or you get stacked / it's rough
youll never guess what im having for #breakfast again over here
mornin' #nsfw [Attached is a picture of him with his shirt pulled up to expose his lower stomach with curly blond hair trailing into his boxers. His pants are pulled down just enough to show the outline of his dick and the little bump of the piercing through the tip.]
no long3r f33l1ng r4d.
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yall are so whipped by the government letting @barackObama deny you your right to yaoi and yuri. we gotta fucking set up a mass protest! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ae02b108acb.jpg
gllad to see you got the bees handlled, they can be such a handfull. don't get my started on WILD ones.
GOOD MORNING #ALTERNIA!!! Throw your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care, daleee
chittr i need help i will stop posting for a whole day if you can get me to my love
A BOY'S HOBBIES CONSISTS OF BOUNCING ON IT SOMETIMES 🤷 #NSFW
ah you know
[BEGIN CHIT] BEC0MING A BATTERY IF Y0U ARE CAPAB1E. IF Y0U ARE N0T THEN. HM. I zUPP0zE THERE ARE THE TECHNICIANz. :) [END CHIT]
"g3t 1nt3rns" th3y s41d. "th3y m4k3 l1f3 34s13r" th3y s41d. Th3y d1d not s4y th4t som3 1nt3rns 4r3 l1k3 4 v3ry sm4rt grub 4nd n33d const4nt 3nt3rt41nm3nt or th3y w1ll d3stroy th1ngs.
ALTERNIA!!! Who's ready to kick off the #EridanWeek with me tonight?!!! daleee
#nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a93262b2c0ed.jpg
Allow me to reward you all with a picture upon the canvas of your imagin8tion. Envision yourself in the dim 8elly of a galleon, held fast 8y the sight of its Captain. She is all rugged command and fierce desire, pressing you against the unyielding 8ars of the 8rig in which you have 8een captured. The friction of her clothed thigh against you is a rough promise of the rutting to come. And in the dark, her whisper is 8oth threat and a seduction, declaring you the invalua8le treasure she will hoard for herself. I always seek new, little treasures. Could it 8e you? #nsfw
I LOVE VAGUEPOSTING AND PUBLICLY FLIRTING IN SEPERATED CHITTS. SEND CHITT.
#friendship breakups are worse than real breakups lowkey kind of feel bad but man dont make a fucking joke about epstein its not funny you are acting like a two year old sigh alright good night everyone
if i 2ay im goin to b3d and you 233 m3 onlin3 an hour lat3r know i didnt li3, i fail3d
hhey does it turn u on 2 know how desperate i am 4 ur attention?? how i would do literally anything 4 u to praise and validate me? how ur like my hero and i look up 2 u sooooo much?? do u evr think abt how u could ask me 2 do anything no matter how humiliating or fucked up and id do it bc its u asking??????? just wondering <3 #nsfw #nsfwe
≈ Biting and writhing and thrashing and crushing and screeching. ≈
on chittr or twitter two different reasons for both chittr cause i called cronus a trans woman and twitter cause i said i think some people dont deserve to live #hatemybro #iwastalkingabouthim
good light dud3 tmrw will b3 fir3 🔥
you are so real for that one
D --> At least Legends Z-A brought back the good fashion choices D --> I should probably finish that game at some point https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/149bccfc1b50.png
sleepy rant before i go to bed but when people say the r slur it pisses me off im autistic ((Irl too)) and i would never say that shit cause i can guarantee you do not have everything everyone whos been called an r slur does have so why are we even fucking saying it in the first place lets be so fucking for real its shitty and get a life off chittr man #rant
Nah, but I appreciate the thought.
Chittr feed out here tormenting me with envy.
hey everyone.
actually dave height check in i need to know how tall you guys are im 5'3 with my geta i need a list now
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its awesome how well dressed other versions of me are lmao. my ass has always been a sonic shirt, harem pants, cardigan and geta. never got the point of being a director if you cant walk around dressing like an eclectic freak
NOT SO GENTLE REMINDER THAT SOMETIMES IM HEADMATE POSTING AND NOT CARRYING TO ACT CANON LIKE
That is alright, valued constituent, I am not angered. You have done no wrong. Let this merely be a lesson to the community to fact-check information from a reliable source (a PEACE official).
I see this is the post that started it all. Fascinating.
Stream my song, #Fireball by me, featuring Troll John Ryan! Daleee! https://open.spotify.com/track/4Y7XAxTANhu3lmnLAzhWJW?si=xsFLpfQJRAClfFn3ms1oCg daleee
Show hole? ♡ - Yes ◇ - No Go my click farm. #nsfw
The horror terrors are real, and they desperately need to stop telling me to do sin #nsfw
hey guyz its my wrigglin day btw :)
Did we revive troll Bruno Mars yet by the way
i gotchu big dawg lmk if you n33d 2om3 💪 backup
u fuckn t3ll 3m dud3
Yeah.
Was that troll Hatsune Miku
i am weaseling my way into every crime group by fucking and or teasing them #nsfw
Mr. President, I think I speak for everyone when I say it's good to have you back Sir
tomodachi life livwing the dream should come out early because im impatient.
here u go girl eat up
MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS AND USERS OF CHITTR.ING, I AM NOT DEAD! Rest assured, I was not in attendance during Eridan Week. I merely gave myself a break from Chittr due to my Yaoiposting, which is unacceptable as a leader. I see that was a mistake, and I will act accordingly. Thank you once again for all your concerns. My team insisted I speak to you all as soon as possible.
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men that r awful and/or horrible and/or pathetic and/or evil ily sm <3 i want 2 capture u in my basement n poke u w various Objects #nsfw #nsfwe
Get lost bird
oh i wouldnt give them back my motives have changed to being greed based
Just helped @apiaryConnoisseur outta the tree, she's still wearing my shades so until further notice, I'll being wearing a significantly less cool pair of shades. Until I find a way to finagle it out of her clutches, you'll just have to deal with a 25% reduction in Strider Coolness until further notice Thank you for your patience
"not here for a long time here for a good time" not same im here for a long time that i will cause problems in
On my way Asamfgdp
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HOW DO YOU- But- I... HUH?
GOD DAMMIT I WANT TO SPREAD MY GENERAL DISSATISFACTION BUT PEOPLE ARE TOO BUSY BEING HORNY
minesweeper https://i.imgur.{om/LiX4ISF.png
bakers douzen. lo{al bakery. support us :}
look it worked
At a friends place, she's hiding in the cupboard and doesn't know I know she's in there, how do I lure her outta there?
just a hunch but if u know any large gruffy handssome wolf men try putting them in plain view of the cupboard
D3P3NDS ON TH3 HUM4N
Reading through to see who you pissed off enlightened me considerably on that particular topic. If there is one thing we Striders are attached to with a passion that frightens psychologists and psychiatrists everywhere, it's our shades. So that's probably why.
share your thoughts on every pastry. i want to hear them.
Yes, but we lack gills. So if you have gills, they're cooked.
You get me.
yeah we got heat vision and sonar. you might be screwed
They aren't, I'm just weird and bite shit when it pisses me off.
I was about to eat my goddamn computer.
I figured out why it was being a bitch and, shocking nobody who codes, it was the genuinely stupidest shit that it was mad over that was FROM A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SECTION THAN I WAS WORKING ON.
I was going to have a feeling or two but then I noticed your quirk has "bee" in it and I got distracted because I like bees.
fuck ya lets fuckin go
I have to be suitably dramatic.
I HATE CODING.
i am so fucking thirsty #nsfw im nawt evn shitposting anymore i jus GENUINELY need 2 get fuckin obliterated by horrible man cock or i am goin 2 wither away into dust
dying is temporary, experience is forevwer.
fuggin sick can we do makeovers
Oh, that explains it. Prince of Heart. There's no fixing me, unfortunately.
ur so rite actually carry on
Well, I know I mellowed out already. Can't speak for her, though.
I know you are, which is why I'm laughing. Because you also missed *my* crashout.
🥀 if u didd nawt then ya he cud see ur profile rn and then u wud b cooked!!!!!!
This made me snicker. Just a little.
Oh it was mostly contained to here on Chittr.
i think u lowk just described chittr.....
oh uhhh ya u can but just a heads up ther may b like 2 to 3 men and #substance drugs and also #violence #blood but ill bake u cookies n put on a barbie movie 4 u <3
I think you missed my hysterical fit of depression the other night.
Y'know what I support this idea, and here8y call to order the first meeting of Assholes Anonymous.
Breaks are for people who are sane.
whos shades r u hiding can i help
I'm either on to something or losing my mind after staring at code for the last three hours.
I think it'd be funny if we made a support group for people who are damn near universally considered assholes in the same style as AA, but instead of talking about our problems, we just dick around on our palmhusks or watch movies or something entirely unproductive. Now you may be thinking, "Dirk, isn't that just how friends work?" Yes. Yes it is. But we don't have friends because we all suck, depending on who you ask, and also it's just funnier.
There has been some pretty unsubstantiated rumors about our use of intimacy coordinators for standard film shoots, to that I say you they are absolutely not rumors and I just want what's best for my stars <3 #nsfw
I’m going to beat a certain someone up and then hang him on my wall Not even in a sexy and horny way just in a angry and shitty way #vagueposting #nsfw
// I've had this drawing tablet for two months and still haven't utilized it </3 I feel your pain Kar
help let me go
@expiredcalibration this bitch just dmed me and is straight troll florida tweakin #substance
I CAN'T FIX HIM BUT I CAN MAKE HIM WORSE. #VAGUEPOSTING
I've encountered a new problem. This system I'm trying demands I take breaks. Disgusting.
You little-! GIVE THOSE BACK
Oh you're a feistbee today, Glad have your follow <3
I dunno why you're surprised, the only way I'd have more edge is if I took my ass to the grindstone
Drowning is pretty much all I've been doing, Peaches
How's it going Alternia, Mr. Worldwide to Infinity as per the ush, daleee
Its been a day, I feel like that beach shoot has got my marbles scrambled worse than eggs... on toast... yeah that makes sense send chitt
[News to the World, Strider is back, and he's making a picture you would be perfect for! He's just going to need a few things first...] My first NSFW account, hope you enjoy! This Strider is an Alpha Timeline variant, thrown into golden age of cinema. He started a low budget producer, making short flicks here and there on the indie scene to get an extra buck, but Tinsel town had different plans for David. As the cost of big pictures started to rise, so too did the growing ambition. Hungry audiences wanting more, new, better, brighter-- all new frontiers to claim. Rival studios started to struggle-- disappearing starlets, faulty equipment (careful where you walk), producers hanging from telephone poles. But not Strider Studios. The luxury brand. The definite article. Horror, Drama, Comedy, they do it all. With the largest set in Hollywood, anything can happen, and all you need to do is sign a few little contracts. The road to fame is shorter than you would expect. The only question is what does it cost to you? Potential Tags You May See: #nsfw #dubcon #blood #cult #mafia #cohersion #substance
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happens to everyone. llet me know if my fix doesnt work
Have you given them enough natural moonlight and zpace to grow their hive?
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do you have any callming bug pheromones? if you spritz yoursellf with some itll prevent them from getting too aggressive and allow you to perform maintenance. its possiblle the frames fell out of pllace and got disconnected from the CBU (centrall buzzing unit) and that can get them really rilled.
The Daves Seem To Have Coordinated A Sexual Frustration Hour To Vent Their Needs. Joining The Jovial Jerk Off (rebranded) Line Would Have Helped You. #nsfw #jovialjerkoff
Headin' out to the beach with some friends today.
Iced london fog tastes like the ambient air around fruit loops cereal.
IN MY FREAK ERA, SORRY. ...I'M NOT SORRY ACTUALLY.
I DON'T FUCKING KN8W
TROLL8AMA IS DEAD????????!!!!!!!!
Yeah, yeah. <3
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T∞k you long enough.