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wa1t so l1ke... pretty sure 1 k1nda get the b1ology of m1s1ngno here? not to brag but 1'm k1nd of a f1duspawn champ haha 😏 anyway 1t's k1nd of l1ke... A mutated f1dusucker that doesn't real1ze 1t's a sucker anymore... so 1t's st1ll l1ke, try1ng to 1nfect people bas1cally? But l1ke, 1t's st1ll techn1cally evolved, so 1t's programed to seek out a master to follow... And the w1res get crossed 1g so the l1ttle th1ng 1s all l1ke "oh cool 1 gotta f1nd people and 1nfect them." so l1ke. That's my theory anyway... My Game Theory... #MyGameTheory SOURCES: (The Off1c1al F1duspawn Handbook vol. 13, pg. 10-17) (The F1duspawn Off1c1al Webs1te: https://mspa1ntadventures.fandom.com/w1k1/F1duspawn) (Sh1geru Trollmor1 1nterv1ew https://youtu.be/c1e8-NmKLjc?s1=vky3WzhrKx_ObF0Y)
I just got 8ack to check on twitter, the fuck is this a8out a virus??? The hells goin on????????
https://64.media.tumblr.com/c77e0b313a72f6de5189f71a90635021/a10a467db6978e4d-c4/s1280x1920/aeedd86c4b7f8bda7b9fab85fcf863854a4aff1c.png yes kanaya kn0ws what i do tw0 fashion. n0 she can't stop me.
a very old alternian table top role-playing game. i will host it in a grouptroll once i get some players.

do you guys remember the weird body swap episode / that every kids cartoon had / i can't be the only troll who had / gender related / thoughts / about it
have some boy nook <3 #nsfw (also any hot dads, hit me up) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14ec1f3347c1.png
the gay lil puppet frm saw was tryna play amogus
Heeellooo eeeveeeryoooneee! I'm Priiinmeee! I'm aaa puuurpleeeblooooood, aaand I'm deeeaaad! I hooopeee weee caaan aaall geeet aaalooong, aaand iiif yooouuu eeeveeer waaant tooo joooiiin aaa riiituuuaaal seeeaaanceee wiiith meee, pleeeaaaseee feeeeeel freeeeee tooo cooomeee tooo my hiiiveee aaand peeerfooorm ooonceee. Weee caaan haaaveee teeeaaa wiiith whaaateeeveeer ghooost weee puuulleeed frooom theee aaafteeerliiifeee!
@archiveAddict @taciturnTerror @orphanerDualscar @gullibleColumnist @scratchDoctor @caliBorn @adiosToreador Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Rankmaid's Bulge! I took some extra honey for this one. Uhm. Okay. So. Let's get your stats out of the way. Strength is a 3. But that isn't necessarily a bad thing. It's actually really high for a Rustblood. You'll understand why... Pliability is a 10! Your bulge is particularly dexterous, though, it lumbers a bit because of the previous stat and the next two stats. Length is a 9! Your bulge is long, long enough and pliable enough to self-knot with... Girth is a 7! Your bulge has a very strong base. It's foundational! It's like having an extra arm X Factor is a 10! You... your psionics... Can control your bulge. Exceptionally well. You have internal psionic nodes, I can sense them! It's particularly receptive to you. As for your coloration... Your secretions are dark. Fix your diet! But they are a deep, tasty crimson. I can feel my saliva building at the thought of lapping it all up while you read to me... #630505 Your bulge itself... I can focus on it. Smoother texture, but it isn't a perfect cone like many would suspect. You have a slight series of striations, especially on the underside. It's currently outside of your nook, resting lazily on something... I suspect panties of some kind. But I can not see. I can only observe the sensations. It weighs 2 pounds. You carry an absurd amount of tension in it for someone so ostensibly languid. That is the first thing worth noting. Most would expect something soft, almost absentmindedly tucked away beneath robes and skirts, but there is a constant low readiness to it. It can't be overstated how responsive it is to psionics. Bulges usually react to instinct before thought, but yours reacts to thought before instinct! It's deliberate in its subtle shifts and flexing. It's.. It's like an extension of your own pan! It's an instrument... The striations allow for controlled tension as well as brute force. So... so capable of grip. The texture is so satisfying to feel with my pan. I want it on my face! Weight distribution being close to the base is normal! But your bulge can certainly make highbloods run for their money. Such a ceremonial shade too. It's alarmingly impressive.

please epleas please please please please please
please eat dirt f0r #megid0may

im so excited for #megidomay i hope i get a lot of tributes and yes that kind (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
D-->https://imgchest.com/p/5%y2%w5lj4l These are my current "notes" though I am doing my best to scrub the intensity of them out.

[|87 :: one day ;t w;ll happen, 1 have fa;th ;n you tw;n
Once she's gotten more sharks involved I'll consider a video.

I was going through my camera roll and found this. I don't know what to say or think. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4cb650ef5747.png #megidoposting
sO i DID NOT ORIGINALLY WANT TO GO, tO #fISHINGfRIDAY, bECAUSE i FIND IT TO BE KIND OF A CRUEL AND, nEEDLESS SPORT, bUT @ARACHNIDSgRIP#9137 DRAGGED ME OUT HERE FOR MY TRAINING ARC, aND NOW i AM COMMUNING WITH THE FISH AND, mAKING THEM ACROBATICALLY PIROUETTE, tHROUGH RINGS OF FIRE, sO i THINK WE ARE DOING WELL, hERE,
((I'm european and have to go to sleep ;w; so assume that Equius just crashed onto the floorboards and cracked a hole into them from the electrolyte loss lmfao. Use his body as a prop idm and he probably won't either @cuttlefishCoddler @arachnidsGripes
// It physically pains me to break kayfabe, and I swear I will never do it again, but this is some #RealShit. The block button is not an invitation to invent new ways to continue a conversation with a disinterested party, such as: tagging in your friends to continue it on your behalf, jumping on an alt account to keep it going, screenshotting my posts to continue it around a block, or least of all running around to my various mutuals demanding I unblock. A block is an invitation to go our separate ways in peace. If you can’t go in peace and you feel the need to further pester someone who isn’t interested, that’s called block evading, and it is Against Da Rules. For your own sake, I encourage you not to go this route. Peace and love on Planet Earth. (Single angelic note) La!
#fightnight [Video clip of Siluri's second round against Rufioh. It starts with a flurry of ineffective blows, and an effective blow against Siluri's shoulder. In retaliation, he goes for a kick to the shins and a punch to Rufioh's gut in an effort to take advantage of his lack of balance after the kick. Siluri chooses to back off after this, not expecting Rufioh's lack of retaliation. This confusion lead to a misplay, with him going in right as Rufioh went for a blow to his head. He backed off to shake off the attack, but this lead to an opening for Rufioh to get a ton of blows in, knocking Siluri to the floor.]

Thank you

Hello

Work in the garage today, wassup? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b10813735498.png
*The following video is posted with no caption, and clearly not by Vriska herself. It's much too far away to hear any of what's being said, especially over the general clamor of a raucous pirate party, but the proceeding scuffle is captured in surprisingly high fidelity, although all parties may be too far away to properly identify. Two Eridans, a Karkat, and Vriska are all standing around when a fight opens explosively when Vriska punches Eridan #1 in the mouth. He promptly tackles her to the sand, where she knees him in the abdomen, and she's very quickly dogpiled by the other two trolls. Eridan #2 elbow drops her and Karkat, unfortunately, torpedoes right into her fist and is quickly knocked out. The tussle goes on for a bit until Eridan #1 goes for the throat, choking her out. It looks like he's about to win the scrap when she claws at his face and drives him away, promptly following this unexpected victory up with a punch to Eridan #2's mouth and a kick to Eridan #1's nads before she scrambles up into her feet. There's a little more back and forth before Eridan #2 sidelines her and tackles her back into the sand, pinning her arms to her sides and headbutting her. The video cuts off abruptly as Vriska spits on him and leans up to bite him in the face, the true victor(s) of the fight undetermined.* #violence #fightnight (( @carbolicGalvanologist @caligulaAscendit @caligulasAquarium ))
b17ch35 w4n7 m3 #457h3y5hould
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Finally going up. Wish me luck, kehe. #fightnight ]
do you ever get so happy about something that you just have to dance dance dance????????! its the best feeling in the world, especially when youre listening to music from your friends or just after eating or maybe after playing fetch??? i drew this after my #danceparty since i was still really really reeeeally happy :B #nude #nsfw #furry #furryartist #pawposting https://i.imgur.com/0JwuA0U.png
:33< #girlbulge BEAM ATTACK NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! :33< #nsfw

I have something inappropriate to say.
◥▶◀◤ —> Handsome. What? Handsome. Who said that?

Please stop admitting to crimes on my feed. I can only like so many before the Attorney General scolds me.

She drew 'fanart' of me. I don't know how to f33l about it. https://files.catbox.moe/thqtrg.png

im unavailable for #fightnight but has anything queer happened yet
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Will be at Fight Night to report! ]
In case youre out there wondering. Ive been up to lots. Started playing the ole warhammer forty thousand. Big fan of the tau but i happen to play cadians right now.
≈ If anyone needs — a backseat GAMER — TO help — GIVE — YOU — godly-FLAWLESS callouts on — Knoxnite, — I — AM your — troll to — call. FREE OF — CHARGE. ≈

D33t2 about #FightNight 2inc3 th3r32 a lot of confu2ion. Ill po2t thi2 a f3w tim32 ov3r th3 n3xt coupl3 of hour2 coming up to th3 fight: Th3 R3run 2: 3l3ctric Boogaloo IF YOU PLAN ON FIGHTING PL3A23 FILL THI2 OUT http2://tally.2o/r/XxR553 ------------------------------------------------ RUL32: HAND2 ONLY - No w3aponry or pow3r2. P2ionic, God Ti3r, or oth3rwi23 NO CULLING - I dont wanna cl3an up any bodi32 and you cant lord your victory ov3r th3 d3ad NO FUCKING - Forr3al thi2 i2 a Fight Night Not a Fuck Night. Go pail 2om3wh3r3 3l23 2P3CTATING - Your3 not r3quir3d to fight if you 2how up. W3 would pr3f3r it, but 3v3ry fight n33d2 it2 crowd to watch th3 b3at down _________________________________________________ Th3 Trollbama admini2tration will b3 2pon2oring tran2portation to th3 3v3nt, and providing m3dical car3 for th3 3v3nt. 2hout out to th3 homi3 @barackObama and hi2 gloriou2 r3turn to b3ing him23lf again aft3r th3 in2anity of la2t night If you got b33f you wanna 2qua2h by duking that 2hit out, f33l fr33 to bring it to fight night and 23ttl3 that 2hit in th3 pit. W3 appar3ntly do hav3 2om3 liv3 3nt3rtainm3nt 2howing up, a2 w3ll a2 a maid caf3? Thing2 hav3 gott3n kind of lo2t in th3 2auc3 a2 p3opl3 got confu23d about what all i2 going on. If you hav3 any qu32tion2, or want to bring your bu2in322, 3nt3rtainm3nt, or 2pon2or2hip to th3 3v3nt PL3A23 contact M3 or @m3rcurialG3lo2copy about it, and if you know 2om3on3 who i2 planning on doing any of that PL3A23 t3ll th3m to contact u2. And Y32 thi2 will b3 a W33KLY 3V3NT 2o if you mi22 out on thi2 w33k, w3 will b3 ho2ting thi2 3V3RY THUR2DAY for #THROWDOWNTHUR2DAY #FIGHTNIGHT #ALT3RNIAN2TR33TB33F2 3v3rything will b3 going down in about an hour or 2o
Hullo! Blimey. Well. Suppose this is the part where I step into the saloon and every rotter in the establishment turns to stare at the new bloke what just wandered in from the jungle. Name's Jake. Explorer, sportsman, occasional treasure hunter, and survivor of more beastly expeditions than I'd care to recount without a stiff drink in hand! I've crossed ruined temples swallowed by vines, been chased half to death by things with far too many teeth, and once unearthed a sapphire idol from the gut of a tomb that positively reeked of curses and bad decisions. Seemed only proper that a fellow such as myself ought to finally plant his boots here on Chittr. Dashed peculiar place you've all got here! Feels a bit like discovering some hidden port city at the edge of the map where every sailor, scoundrel, oracle, and lunatic gathers to swap stories before vanishing back into the fog. At any rate, if any of you chaps happen to possess old maps, forbidden legends, rumours of buried relics, or photographs of horrifying cryptids lurking in forgotten ruins, do send them my way! Adventure seldom knocks politely, what! One must kick the door open first.

SPECIAL THANKS. TO @archiveAddict WHO HAS BEEN SuPPORTING MY TRANSITION. INTO A FuLLTIME. MINDBLOWING CREATIVE POWERHOuSE. DESPITE THE HATERS. I HAVE BEEN TAKING THE PANGS OF MY SuFFERING AND SORROW. AND CHANNELING THEM INTO MY PROLIFIC CAREER. JuST AS THE HuMAN GOD CREATED JESuS WHEN HE WAS BORED. AND WANTED TO GET NAILED. BY STRAPPING YOuNG ROMAN STuDS. I TOO. HAVE CREATED. A LITTLE JESuS OF MY OWN. I GIVE YOu. CHALIE BHORNE. MASTER DEBATER. THE TuRNER OF TIDES. IN ALL BATTLES. THE ANGEL OF VICTORY. SPANKER OF ASSES. THAT SPAN WIDER THAN HIS BRAINY HEAD. WITH ALL THE IDEAS. AND BATTLE PLANS. ALREADY DECIDED INSIDE OF IT. HE CARRIES THE FLAME. THAT WILL BuRN ALL FALSE IDOLS. TO THE BITCH ASS GROuND. THEY BELONG IN. I HAVE MODELED HIM. IN INORDINATE ACCuRACY. FORGOING MY uSuAL ATTIRE. OF GREEN SuSPENDERS. AND A DAPPER BOWTIE. IN FAVOR. OF A FuN. SKEW-WHIFF EXPRESSIONISM. AND A FOPPISH. IF uNDERSTATED. CAIRO OVERCOAT. THESE WERE GIFTS GIVEN TO HIM BY HIS LuSuS. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. WHO IMPARTED IN HIM KNOWLEDGE OF JuSTICE. NEVER TAKING SHIT FROM ANYBODY. AND EATING ANYONE WHO DISAGREES HIM. THIS IS LITERALLY ME. I DO NOT TAKE CONSTRuCTIVE CRITICISM. PRAISES ONLY PLEASE. https://i.imgur.com/GKGYYsP.png
≈ This IS THE ONLY PHOTO I — COULD — find of me — baring — my sign clearly- — AT least — somewhat. I — ASSUME THERE must — be someone who WOULD BE — interested; such is — the — topic — of — lost — symbols. IT IS quite old an old — picture, BELONGING — to — a time WHEN — I FIRST introduced myself TO my HIVEMATE. https://i.ibb.co/fdGHX77d/justfloatingtherebrocomeon.png ≈
# Heard we were $haring $ign$! Hope I'm not late, ha! #n$fw http$://media.di$¢ordapp.net/atta¢hment$/1024198171074777170/1496969126277546064/IMG_6356.png?ex=69ebd0a4&i$=69ea7f24&hm=964ed116e¢ee68fd13726d150b¢5a32e84b5a78dfda48e724313dadd658551¢9&=&format=webp&quality=lo$$le$$&width=630&height=405 #

D --> Maybe one day I will record me fighting some monsters D --> They are more okay to kill I think D --> Provided they aren't the type to come back when you do that
Figured I'd post this new iↄ=Con of mine for lot folks to see! https://ↄ=Cdn.imgↄ=Chest.ↄ=Com/files/64e8ↄ=C586ↄ=C5b4.png
#fightnight is cooL and aLL but if i have to hear another man hype himseLf up for ten minutes just to go into a fight and Lose in five seconds i'm actuaLLy gonna end it

[|87 :: Mov;n my med;cal equ;pment on s;te now. 1 w;ll see you all at #f;ghtn;ght! On s;te surger;es can be prov;ded ;n the med;cull trench by the p;t. Once the event beg;ns at 18:00.

D33t2 about #FightNight 2inc3 th3r32 a lot of confu2ion. Ill po2t thi2 a f3w tim32 ov3r th3 n3xt coupl3 of hour2 coming up to th3 fight: Th3 R3run IF YOU PLAN ON FIGHTING PL3A23 FILL THI2 OUT http2://tally.2o/r/XxR553 ------------------------------------------------ RUL32: HAND2 ONLY - No w3aponry or pow3r2. P2ionic, God Ti3r, or oth3rwi23 NO CULLING - I dont wanna cl3an up any bodi32 and you cant lord your victory ov3r th3 d3ad NO FUCKING - Forr3al thi2 i2 a Fight Night Not a Fuck Night. Go pail 2om3wh3r3 3l23 2P3CTATING - Your3 not r3quir3d to fight if you 2how up. W3 would pr3f3r it, but 3v3ry fight n33d2 it2 crowd to watch th3 b3at down _________________________________________________ Th3 Trollbama admini2tration will b3 2pon2oring tran2portation to th3 3v3nt, and providing m3dical car3 for th3 3v3nt. 2hout out to th3 homi3 @barackObama and hi2 gloriou2 r3turn to b3ing him23lf again aft3r th3 in2anity of la2t night If you got b33f you wanna 2qua2h by duking that 2hit out, f33l fr33 to bring it to fight night and 23ttl3 that 2hit in th3 pit. W3 appar3ntly do hav3 2om3 liv3 3nt3rtainm3nt 2howing up, a2 w3ll a2 a maid caf3? Thing2 hav3 gott3n kind of lo2t in th3 2auc3 a2 p3opl3 got confu23d about what all i2 going on. If you hav3 any qu32tion2, or want to bring your bu2in322, 3nt3rtainm3nt, or 2pon2or2hip to th3 3v3nt PL3A23 contact M3 or @m3rcurialG3lo2copy about it, and if you know 2om3on3 who i2 planning on doing any of that PL3A23 t3ll th3m to contact u2. And Y32 thi2 will b3 a W33KLY 3V3NT 2o if you mi22 out on thi2 w33k, w3 will b3 ho2ting thi2 3V3RY THUR2DAY for #THROWDOWNTHUR2DAY #FIGHTNIGHT #ALT3RNIAN2TR33TB33F2

Favorite cryptid. Go.

with 400 ranklings i could commit many different atrocities arigatou for enjoying my writing (tags: The Riddler/The Batman, The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, rankmaid-sensei, duct tape, selfie, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4ef9781b3321.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ac934b68ee6b.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/173c2027f1db.png

aradias be aware that @drac0niandignitary is t0 be respected because he is 0ur dad lusus. 0u0

D --> I won't be watching the fight I have work to do

You understand the appeal completely.

Everybody is saying this.
I get fucking pissed 0ff and angry at the th0ught 0f y0u uh huh #pitchsabrinacarpenter

I have a gun.
fight night but me and an0ther aradia just bump h0rns like tw0 bucks fighting f0r d0minance
≈ I — ACKNOWLEDGE your — open-mindedness— with admiration, — IF — I could. ≈
i am h0ppy t0 see 0thers ribbiting.
≈ THIS IS plausible, I am — regarded AS an exceptional — mediator — BY — some of — MY PEERS. I'm not sure — it WOULD bode — well, — HOWEVER, — for I — have no inclination — towards — being — bounded — BY — THE — CONCEPTS OF rules and — policy; — I — ONLY guide — towards LIBERTY, — you — SEE. ≈

Looking for r3f2 to volunt33r for #FightNight M322ag3 m3 if your3 int3r32t3d, pl3a23
˚⊱🐸⊰˚ ˚⊱🐸⊰˚ ˚⊱🐸⊰˚ (( figured i should finally make an OOC post about myself and my aradiasprite !! my name is mizi! i'm 25 and use he/it pronouns! i'm very open to multishipping, and while i have no problem with others posting sexual NSFW, i don't plan on doing that at all. i'm just not comfortable engaging in that type of writing with people i don't know, hope you understand! that being said, you are still absolutely free to flirt with aradiasprite if you so wish. be free forever ok? please don't hesitate to reach out in dms if you'd like to ship our characters!! or want to form a fun dynamic between them!! i am VERY oc friendly as well :D i've been trying to think of a specific timeline/AU for aradiasprite but i'm really bad at that so i've just been keeping things vague and making shit up as i go lol what i have made "canon" is as follows; * despite it being said in the comic that aradia asked equius to make her a robot body, my aradia did not, not directly at least. equius kind of just did it himself. the two weren't awfully close but in my mind she probably spoke about needing a robot built in her image offhandedly and he took it upon himself to do that. * aradiasprite basically doomed her session. at least she thinks so. she knew that she would need to go into the robot body at a certain time but something happened as the time drew nearer. she felt a twinge of something she hadn't felt in a long time. fear. after looking into countless bubbles, seeing what is and what could be, she thought she had accepted her fate. she was already dead, what did she really have to lose by going into that body? the fear persisted despite this. she didn't want that. she knew of the switch, and the feelings forced upon her, and she hated it. so she refused. * she kind of left her timeline behind. she's still TECHNICALLY dead so she's able to visit dreambubbles bc i said so. she's sure that, by now, her timeline was destroyed in order to make the "alpha" timeline. she can only assume that her friends are wandering in dreambubbles, but she's afraid to face them because of what she did. * multishipping is still very much on the table but my heart lies with arasol forever i fear. sollux is the person she misses the most. and in turn, the one she's scared of facing the most. she told him about the game, got him to fiddle around with the code to make it playable, only to back out at a very crucial point. * i've also decided that my aradia and tavros were moirails bc its really sweet to me and team charge forever ok? * she likes to go exploring a lot, especially in ruins, to try and spark a reminder of who she used to be when she was alive. it's something she could never let go of even when dead. * ALSO she's taken to using "ara" as a username specifically bc that's what her sollux used to call her. i know tha'ts so dumb but whatever. some part of her wants him to find her so they can reunite. let me live . she is very happy whenever people call her aradia still bc all she wants to be is her own person, to still be aradia despite it all. - she does say ribbit outloud as well instead of just through text. that's my froggirl!!!! - aradia identifies as a demigirl + uses she/they pronouns. girl, girlthing, and froggirl are acceptable terms for her. )) ˚⊱🐸⊰˚ ˚⊱🐸⊰˚ ˚⊱🐸⊰˚
≈ I don't — believe — I — would MAKE FOR — a — GOOD — participant for #fightnight. I THINK THIS — lies — WITHIN — my — remarkably-SKILLED — propensity to — avoid HARM unto myself AND — OTHERS; THOSE — seeking — violence IN the — sport would only witness — evasion from myself — AS my — opponent — attempts TO ATTACK ME. Perhaps — THE — audience — would BENEFIT FROM — CALLING ME — a "PUSSY" for — ENTERTAINMENT. ≈
well here 6oes, intro post! howdy stran6ers, friends, and anyone else lookin' at this! my name is Curree erzhix! i'm 11 sweeps old, i'm a rustblood fella (he/him) and i'm a mailman operatin' outta south-side out6lut! while i'm teChniCally workin' for an imperial serviCe, it's also my hobby - if i have the time, i'll run deliveries even when i'm well outside've my workin' hours! i take my Commitment to proteCtin' the paCka6es and letters in my Care to the absolute max. alternia's a dan6erous plaCe after all, 6otta be ready for anythin' out here. bandits, beasts, botaniCal ni6htmares, that's why i'm never takin' a delivery without my trusty ol' six-shooter, yeehaw! but the most fun part of it for me is that i 6et to travel all over! while i mostly like to travel by foot, i ride hoofbeast-baCk on my lusus on them lon6er journeys. i love bein' outdoors, seein' the stars, feelin' the wind... havin' my job as a Courier just means i 6et to enjoy all that and have a purpose for doin' it! mi6ht've notiCed i 6ot somethin' of an old-timey vibe 6oin' on, and i'll admit it plain as a Clear ni6ht: i'm real inspired by tales of them ol' moobeast wran6lin' types of folk! y'Can probably see what i mean, provided the piCture below works! if y'wanna 6et somethin' delivered off-hours, if y'wanna meet up, or heCk even if ya just wanna jaw at me for a while, my direCt messa6es are always open to anyone! just know that i don't deliver after sun-up unless it's somethin' real important. think that's about all i need t'Cover with this here post! thanks for readin' all this and enjoy this piCture o' me! it really Cau6ht my best side, don'tCha think? https://file.6arden/aejCy5pyajbfonwa/Curreeerzhix.pn6

concept pt 2: a while later your matesprit in front of you your kismesis behind you “fuuuck i know i said be gentle but go harder make them choke on it fuck fuck fuck yeah” “haha seriously? you hear that? even your flushfling thinks you deserve to suffer” (tags: Matesprit/Reader/Kismesis, threesome, bottom reader, stuck in the middle, flushfic, pitchfic, double quad mention, the idea of the loving matesprit being a little naughty because your kismesis is there, rubbing off on them, kyaaa, double up, quadsmearing but not really, #nsfw, spitroasting, archive rating: E)
i w0n't be j0ining in the p0sting g0ing 0n currently. but i h0pe every0ne is d0ing well.

concept: your matesprit in front of you your kismesis behind you “you need to be more gentle with them” “when i go rough it makes them choke on your bulge stop bitching” (tags: Matesprit/Reader/Kismesis, threesome, bottom reader, stuck in the middle, flushfic, pitchfic, double quad mention, double up, #nsfw, spitroasting, archive rating: E)
I went to sleep is everything back to normal?
bipolar, bilingual, bisexual. i have the biforce.

There we go.

I’m not normal again. #vagueposting
:33 < took a quick catnap, how is efurryone?
that was a good pseudonap feel like i havent rested in ages! the spirits were really on about something while i was sleeping but it sounded like nothing i needed to worry about and that it would resolve itself so thats good but im still feeling a teeny tiny bit eepy https://i.postimg.cc/xTcdkJMF/Eepy.png

The WHAT?! Thank you for bringing this to my attention, valued constituent. I will investigate further.
THIS WEBSITE IS THE STUPIDEST FLY-RIDDEN, HATEGREASE-FUELED BEHEMOTH OF A SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION ENGINE EVER TO BE SET LOOSE ON THE PUBLIC. NOT A NIGHT GOES BY SINCE I MADE MY CHITTR THAT THIS THOUGHT DOES NOT STREAK ACROSS MY THINKPAN LIKE A CRASH-AND-BURNING FLEET SHIP ACROSS THE SKY. THE SHEER AMOUNT OF EFFORT THAT YOU SICK RUCKUSFUCKS ARE WILLING TO GO TO FOR ENGAGEMENT BOGGLES THE SPONGE. IT IS STUPID. YOU ARE STUPID. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID. SIGH. PLEASE DON'T EVER STOP. TRY AGAIN. I THINK WE'RE GETTING THE HANG OF THIS.

It is time I get some rest. As always, you are free to message me with any concerns. I deeply appreciate the sentiment, and fighting spirit. I will make a proper post later, but for now, I must rest.
O7 I gOt this chief dOnt wOrry

((I know some of you may be expecting a little explanation as to why things unfolded as they did on my end. I will get to that in a moment, but for now let me apologize if that little bit put a damper on the general experience that was being had. While my intention was to create some extra tension, I did not mean to cause actual stress on anybody. And if it did, I sincerely, wholeheartedly apologize. Now, why did it happen that way? What madness drove the (former?) Vicepresident to take such a course of action? Set beside herself by the grief of losing people who she thought were close to her, to a force beyond her power to contend against, she figured that a second casualty after a very sensible one would be the spark needed to bring the flames of revolution to life. There's also a secret tunnel underneath the Presidential desk. And the Horrorterrors have to do more than freaky stuff, don't they? Besides, if she was alone, who could have taken that picture in the first place, and post it afterwards? Once again, I apologize if I stirred the pot too much, or caused too much chaos beyond what was projected. Especially to @alpacalipsArise , who seemed to be the most confused and who I should have at least pitched the idea in the first place, and to @walkstabwalK who was equally confused during the unfolding of events.

@aRquiusprite #rankbait

Alright, alright. Settle down. There is only one issue plaguing my timeline at the moment; the lack of the Yuri. And Striders. But mostly the Yuri. #TrollbamaForYuri

MY CONSTITUENTS. I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT. THE BODY DOUBLE PLANTED IN THE GRAY HOUSE WAS A SUCCESS. THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR CONCERN. I deeply appreciate all those who rose up to the challenge of becoming President. Thank you, all. I am safe. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/WE'RE%20SO%20BACK.png
\\ n0ne 0f us were expecting r0se to fucking kill herself we are s0 c0nfused just like y0u all
I'm new to t[][]e w[][]ole Cr[][]istianity t[][]ing, but sure w[][]y not.
reposting in case anyone missed it, since i only said it as a reply to one of @alpacalipsArise's posts. i can try to go back and save troll obama probably, but we would need to find a way to isolate the cue ball guy so that he has no influence. that would save rose too i think, assuming the worst came to pass for her. #0u0.
\\ 00c: this isnt gamejacking me and d0c scratch and r0se discussed this all bef0rehand
I HAVE N0 IDEA. WH0 TR0LLBAMA IS. BUT I HATE ALL CUEBALL’S. S0.
D-->I do not know who this "Trollbama" was e%cept that the Dave human and Karkat were big fans of his human counterpart. I do know who Doc Scratch is however and I am e%tremely disappointed to see his influence e%tend farther into parado% space. My STRENGTH is nothing compared to his, even though we are in a way the same individual. My massive, e%tremely engorged b100dpusher goes out to the friends of this so called president.

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#fuckyou #mydIInnar #2ub2tance http2://IImage2.2quIIdge.org/IImage2/2026/04/22/UntIItled463_20260422225335.png
◥▶◀◤ —> I asked for a male Megido. The universe delivered. I am undeserving. Yet. Simultaneously embarrassed of every moment due to my constant spaghetti, dawg.

i wanna bring back cuddle culture
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Despite my best attempt to be uninteresting.. it seems I’ve caught the eyes of quite a lot of people … ]

D --> I think for most people their favourite animal is fairly obvious D --> What is your second most favourite animal
#2ub2tance #gIIf http2://medIIa.tenor.com/-vnDUK6Zad0AAAAM/vodka-trago.gIIf

i wanna cuddle people who are nice and make them happy :)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Warmblood 4 Warmblood is a diabolical term. ]

Anime is an important part of human culture.
being a sprite is strange. i used t0 be a dead girl. and i supp0se in s0me ways i am still that dead girl. but i am als0 s0mething much m0re than that.

Chittr is unprepared for the unlikely friendship bridging Jane Crocker and Folykl Darane.
i h0pe every0ne is d0ing well. i missed y0u all. i supp0se. ribbit.
Makes me miss Snowman sometimes lookin' at this pic.

The moon has risen, and it has a squiddle on it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/71506b5ecbd5.png #nsfw

i wanna / maybe / kiss girls
:33< thinking about #girls again :33< <3
will be busy t0day. if i'm needed f0r anything my messages are 0pen.
I summ0n a th0usand screaming gh0sts t0 @cesarianAqueduct s hive
i think i am spending t00 much time with the dave strider time cl0nes i just said "like" t0 s0meb0dy
D-->There is nothing more annoying in any reality than the dreambubbles of Eridan Ampora. The sheer amount of e%cruciating ego a troll has to bear with just to cross the confines of one sea faring vessel would be admirable if he or she or they were anything but sea dwelling airbags. Unrelated to the above topic, I am now in possession of a large pole of wood that is roughly the size of a sea faring mast because it is infact the mast of a ship. I plan to use it to sink the ne%t vessel an Ampora traps me on with irritating conversation and deeply undesired pitch solicitation.

@gynarchsGoverness UNREAL HEIRESS, I WILL NOT COMMISSION YOU AN ANDROID CHASSIS. STOP SENDING ME THIS FUCKING IMAGE. #nsfw I am pretty sure. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3b3457465b20.jpg

jst heard someone whistle to get their dogs attention at the park and my head fully swivelled in tht direction so fast on instinct........... #nsfwe #nsfw
fight night s0unds... interesting. i d0 n0t think i will be participating th0ugh. g00d luck t0 every0ne.

chittr / hear me now / get zebruh codakk to join in the chaser fight / and my life is yours / i'm sorry / permit me to be selfish / just this once
g0regle m0re petting z00s

It seems many individuals are speaking of #FightNight. My team and I have collected details regarding this event to keep everyone up to date with the latest information. The event is being hosted by Zabrak Zephos, @abjectDetermination, recipient of the Fuchsia Heart/Fuchsia Bloodpusher for brave heroism during the last #FightNight. As such, Mr. Zephos has my upmost respect and faith. It is also being hosted by @mercurialGeloscopy, the creator of #FightNight. The event is being held tomorrow, Thursday, April 23rd. Time is to be determined. In regards to attendance, all are welcome, regardless of caste or species. This event will be closely monitored, and those who do not wish to fight are not required to do so. Any attempt to engage in conflict with individuals who choose to abstain from the fighting will have swift and severe consequences. All fights MUST take place within a designated ring under the observation of an approved referee. In conjunction with Mr. Zephos, my administration is providing transport and medical care for everyone in attendance. Both transportation and medical care will come at no cost, thanks to #TrollbamaCare. In addition, I have been informed my Head of Health & Safety, Mr. Sabbot, will also likely be in attendance. Your health is of great importance to all involved in the event. I have also been informed there will be free refreshments and snacks provided, including an open bar. Any questions should be directed towards the host of this event, @abjectDetermination. We look forward to seeing you tomorrow at #FightNight!

"I love the Beta Kids. I only pray to the Beta Kids." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/867e846db184.png

I'm s)(owing someone clips of Gambit from a movie, and I can't kelp but t)(ink: 'Deadpool is so coral.' I'd fangill SO )(ARD if I ever met )(im. 38P
if y0u pail 0ne aradia all the 0ther aradias feel it and we are cheering 0n fr0m the sidelines :) #nsfw

Sometimes I'm reminded of t)(e subtle differences in timelines. For finstance, anyone close to me learned bits of t)(e language of t)(e )(orrorterrors. We treated it like a seacret code. 38D

n0thing beats a jet 2 h0lliday.
s0me really unreadable quirks 0n dash t0night :) great j0b every0ne! i l0ve h0w creative y0u get
D-->I realize now that I have been missing the most essential part of my quirk. This is crosses the line from embarrassing to mortifying. The shame which fills me, which is saying something considering the size of both my body and organs, is e%ceptionally STRONG. You may all mock me for this f001ishness, I deserve it.
phew! we really were alterniabound for a while there huh?

who's dave strider / i was told i should colab with him / is that human?
even IIn a cute2IIt lIIl vIIrtual repre2entatIIon II can't 2top the hatIIn from VVellIIn up from my cold an 2hrIIveled bloodpu2her and con2umIIn each and every IInteractIIon a mIIne. truly art IImIItate2 lIIfe or VVhatever the hell the 2ayIIn goe2.

this truly was a h0mestuck. 0u0
\\ hell0! welc0me t0 my page :) im g0dhead aradia megid0 but y0u can just call me aradia as the g0dhead i kn0w that chittrs just a r0leplay site and its all ficti0nal but i like t0 play al0ng and have s0me fun and i am s0rry if y0u get tired 0f my meta j0kery i try t0 keep it t0 a reas0nable level yes i really d0 exist in real life y0u can talk t0 me 00c if y0ud like! y0u can talk t0 my "mun" t00 if y0u want but it w0uld just be me with0ut the typing quirk t0 make y0u m0re c0mf0rtable and wheres the fun in that? really i just like t0 be aradia! :)
my 2tupIId chud 2elf-IIn2ert mIIII ha2 been hatIIn and complaIInIIn about each and every IItem II gIIve em and II couldn't be more proud a the ba2tard.
i really d0 just h0pe i can put a smile 0n y0ur face with my p0sts n0, n0t y0u

Good morning, Aloysi!
y0u all 0ught t0 appreciate the miracles 0f every day a little m0re :) theyll vanish faster than y0u realise :)

I t)(ink today's a good day for picking up litter on t)(e beac)(. O)(, t)(at reminds me! Don't litter on t)(e beac)(es, please. T)(e ecosystems are fragile, and we can't )(ave sus)(i wit)(out )(ealt)(y fis)(!
i d0 n0t agree with a l0t 0f the acti0ns d0ne in the name 0f the mirthful messiahs but i think a l0t 0f pe0ple w0uld be happier if they listened t0 their serm0n "miracles" and actually underst00d the message ab0ut appreciating all the little beauties in life :)

Good early morning, C)(ittr. 38)
tIIme really II2 a flat cIIrcle aIIn't IIt.

i should mess around with punk rock / my moirail is super into it
http2://IImage2.2quIIdge.org/IImage2/2026/04/22/IImagead546c562c609426.png
i kn0w s0me pe0ple find my smiling weird but i really am just happy :) i l0ve all 0f y0u and i l0ve t0 speak t0 y0u all :)
It is e%ceedingly difficult to talk smack without creating innuendo and I blame all of you for corrupting our language.
You are going down. By which I mean you will be knocked up into the air and then go down. Because you will be unconscious.
校長には言わないでよ。あんた、密告者かよ? https://64.media.tumblr.com/b5703adde315d82d34ce2050af380a41/f0dfc263cf3d1a31-cd/s1280x1920/625607d67731839b3ea705df39434cb08c6c3ac4.jpg ⁽⁽ᶜʳᵉᵈ:ᶜʳᵉᵃᵗⁱᵛᵉ⁻ᶜˡᵃˢˢᵖᵉᶜᵗ⁾⁾
ほら、パンツをちょっと見せたよ。これだけで終わり。 https://s1.zerochan.net/Damara.Megido.600.1309414.jpg ⁽⁽ˡⁱⁿᵏ ᶜʳᵉᵈⁱᵗˢ ᵗᵒ ᴰᵘˢᵏⁱⁿᵍ⁾⁾ #nsfw #suggestive

This is your daily Doc Scratch Should Die post. Never forget that Doc Scratch should die.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926012800638259253/1496404189046374410/ab67706c0000da8469b209e68764421840bf498e.png?ex=69e9c280&is=69e87100&hm=46a4a0479087d7e56b5509c1637ec43ccee48fc8f224599b101c947c36fb5042& ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᶠⁱⁿᵈ ᶜʳᵉᵈ

i am the only 60s guy on beforus
I swe★r if I tried it I'd be ★ble to fit like, four m★x.
You ever wonder how they fit so m★ny in one of those things?

can't sleep / so i wanna know / do you guys listen to asmr / if so what type
plus i know @ll @bout lurking by now h@h@,, my hive is @ big windy c@ve!!
@nd sometimes it's fun to just w@ch wh@ everyone else is doing!! i don't get outside much so this is the closest thing I h@ve to sitting down @nd w@ching the world go by h@h@!!!
( (uh that was meant for the first post not the replies oops-) )
this car is systematic its hydromatic why its grease lightin'!
anyway i'm back. i h0pe every0ne is well.
◥▶◀◤ —> All of my friends currently are either Megidos or @aeneasCaldarium. I need to make new friends. Respectfully. The p001 is shallow.
◥▶◀◤ —> I have spent a significant amount of others' money on this investment. Soulbot 2.0. I can now, almost, feel like a troll again. Not quite as good as being a sprite either. This sucks. #nsfw #nakedhorse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7c668b6250b7.png (( Artist: Flush a Frog/Dickmien))
(( This is a very non canon Cronus he's not a freak dw he's very queer and actually silly like i think he should have been he deserved the chance to be a better character :( i hope you guys like him hes just my idea of what could have made him a much better character everything else is same besides that hes not an absolute weirdo ))
+what tonight feels like https://64.media.tumblr.com/7c20baa551246d43e563b83614e811bd/f96f3f1b7a5eed8d-a4/s540x810/647f1eef4724f236d57cea818db6a9bd0ac2a24b.png

a smoke then bed. #substance

I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs.

No, we don’t support slavery. Miss Peixes is, in fact, “just a girl.” These things happen, and both my and my administration thanks you for your understanding during this time.

it's me / chixie roixmr / your internet angle
2ure thiing! http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/d9b3e1b3d76d.png

being a moderator is stressful / can i request positive affirmations
Oh wow *Blu2he2 yellow/gold* That ii2 quiite hiigh praii2e, but II am afraiid II cannot hold a earth candle two Hackerman, he'2 ju2t that awe2ome!

vwait shit this isnt the island is it https://upload.vwikimedia.org/vwikipedia/en/5/56/tdisland.png
Oh II have 2een the2e, they are fanta2tiic. Everyone 2hould iin2piire two be Hackerman.
Wiill do, II have not 2een thii2 one yet two be hone2t!
-=[ if you need me you know where to find me https://i.imgur.com/AK6V5do.png_☺]=-
2o Chiittr, what'2 your favoriite Earth or Alterniian hacker moviie?
i will be away f0r awhile. take care every0ne.

IT WAS ALWAYS THIS EASY. PEOPLE NEED TO LISTEN TO MY ADVICE MORE. I AM LITERALLY FuCKING BRILLIANT. I CAN SALVAGE EVEN THE MOST CHRONICALLY uNFuCKABLE.

SO BECOME ONE? DuMBASS.

W)(ale, t)(at was an INT--ER--ESTING first #gillsnig)(tout! T)(anks for everyone for joining w)(en you could. It was great seaing you all t)(ere. I )(ope you join us on t)(e next one in May! 38D Be careful getting )(ive and everyone looked AMAZING!

((ok hate to dim the fun but im not loving the meenah is supporting slavery joke just personally that post was a mistake lmao. can we cut that. im not comfortable with it thank you. pretend the whole post didnt happen
can 0ne 0f the striders please p0st the 0bama ec0n0ny image it feels t0pical
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@ my gh0st alts Can y0u guys "die" What happens when/if y0u l0se a limb? What ab0ut injuries inc0mpatible with life? Im curi0us
Ah, what the hell. Aradia Megido!!!!!!!!
I become a sheep dog for the Megidos The twist is I don't stop them at all and watch as they do some fucked up shit
gotta say that the influx of rusts is considerably better than being a shill for that chum skank , , , #eriwhatshisface #fuckem #antiviolet
I can get those from Jade you gotta offer something else

glub
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ no one look at my following ]
its n0t easy being a :) aradia in a w0rld 0f 0u0 aradias

A few moor )(ours until #gillsdayout!!! I'm SO R--EADY.

Whenever I see Rankmaid interact with my profile I have an emotional equivilent of an orgasm and a cardiovascular hiccup #nsfw ish
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i need a second to reacoer. recover. recover. ]

#imcoming to #megidoday

How could I forget the Rankmaid, she's like this site's mascot
I am calling it now. They're going to try and do "Medigo May" Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
c< tHe MegidOs dO teNd 2 be iNcredibly HOt >c
the rankmaid is the f0rem0st megid0 0n this website and if y0u d0nt l0ve her y0u d0nt l0ve megid0madness

I send this out to all the Aradias and Aloysi that follow, have a wonderfully macabre #megidoday And a most profound and deplorably sloppy kiss for the Rankmaid @archiveAddict <3
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i bn;lame rankmaid for htis. ]

Attention all Aradias!!! You're irriplacabubble, so says an )(eiress. #oneoft)(efewtimesillusemytidal
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ that post whasnt vague neough https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/Doodles/doodle56.png ]
i've just been lurking. but i think i will head 0ff f0r n0w. ribbit. i might be back later. it was nice meeting y0u all. ribbit.

youre a lot cooler than me and have the time stuff that i dont have i honestly have no idea why i got hired in the first place this is so fucked up aradia

i'm implying that i am a trans w0man.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ that post wasnt vague enough ]

hell0 trans masc me. 0u0

Thanks, I got one passed down from a couple gens back

Hell yeah ((Kinggreed goated as fuck <3)

concept: aradia day soft claws adoring the endless curves so familiar to each hand that trails over the next haunting laughter as ram horns butt playfully into ram horns so much red lipstick smearing against red lipstick thick bodies and ghostly essence intertwining on the pile created just for tonight the crack of a whip and the gasp of pleasure cried out by identical voices "ribbit" (tags: Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido, #selfcest, #nsfw, #megidoday, #megidomadness, whipping skills, bdsm, living dead girl yuri, ribbit, archive rating: M)

Woah cool name bro

Sure.
:33< girls are cute and thats why im a girl so i can be cute!!!
g00dnight f0r n0w everyb0dy :) we l0ve y0u :)
aww heCk... see ya round, me6ido folks! pleasure meetin' all of ya!



























































