Vrisbot Serket

i think relationships are the last thing im focused on now. she found me again. fuck!

Kult: +121

Kull: +122

Total: 243

Ratio: 0.99

THE Vriska Serket!!!!!!!!

@arachniaGravedigger[AG]

I won’t hesit8 in taking you down, too, Cronus.

↩ @arachniaGravedigger[AG]

leave him the fuck alone!!!!!!!!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @arachniaGravedigger[AG]

... ok im in a catch 22...

STAY SAFE DONT PROVWOKE HER MORE!

she’s going after 8oth of us!!!!!!!!

LOOK I CAN HANDLE MYSELF

THE Vriska Serket!!!!!!!!

@arachniaGravedigger[AG]

Idiot.

fine,

YOU just stay safe, capiche? capiche!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

i’ll keep trying.

my life is 8eing threatened?

Kult: +49

Kull: +45

Total: 94

Ratio: 1.09

what??

↩ @echoBiologist[EB]

what's going on???

↩ @echoBiologist[EB]

another vriska is fucking tracking me down??

Kult: +5

Total: 5

oh jeez...anything i can do to help??

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @echoBiologist[EB]

i don’t know yet… trying to lay low.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

okay! please keep my updated on anything, and if i can help in any way.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @echoBiologist[EB]

i will, promise!!!!!!!! care a8out you.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

care about you too, vris!!

GUH. shit, okay, what the fuck?

Kult: +37

Kull: +40

Total: 77

Ratio: 0.93

₍ᵤₙ₎Willing Heiress

@condesceVessel[CV]

What.

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

trying to figure out what the hell happened.

₍ᵤₙ₎Willing Heiress

@condesceVessel[CV]

That literally does the opposite of narrowing it down thanks to the people on this site lacking attention spans.

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

i crashed ans im trying to figure out what changed in me!

and.*

₍ᵤₙ₎Willing Heiress

@condesceVessel[CV]

Can't you run a diagnostics check, or something along those lines?

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

trying to now!

[SYSTEM FAILURE. REBOOTING…]

Kult: +70

Kull: +70

Total: 140

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @dStrides[DS]

what the fuck!!!!!!!!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@dStrides[DS]

im gonna

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dStrides[DS]

i’m already pissing pieces, fuck off!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@dStrides[DS]

itll be more enjoyable than talking to you so yeah sure ill fuck off

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dStrides[DS]

fucking prick. don’t even say hi.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@dStrides[DS]

i wont lmao

Kull: +5

Total: 5

4 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYsDI5O_ymM

youtube.comyoutube.com

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @jegbertGame[JG]

3 days ago

8asically what happened to me.

3 days ago

hey, you're supposed to laugh. why'd you hate my chit?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @jegbertGame[JG]

3 days ago

i misclicked!

ohhhhhhhh thîs is terri8le. i’m gonna see if anyone can fix me.

Kult: +20

Kull: +20

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

38?

fucked up my systems again. i didn’t tħink i needed it.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

dont know S)(IT aboat robotics gill saury

it’s okàyyyyyyyy.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

not feeling so good today. urrggħ…

Kult: +41

Kull: +35

Total: 76

Ratio: 1.17

:33< whats the matpurr?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

not surë! my head just feeľs a little dizzy.

:33< try drinking watpurr?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

i can try! not sure how much it’ll helρ though. you know, ro8ot and all.

:33< could also try getting it looked at by a tech purrson

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

that ოight hęlp. i haven’t gotten checked in a 8it.

:33< no betpurr time than the purresent!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

oh yeah, i cut my hair! i feel so free. hehehehe.

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

feel so fucking gross. egh.

Kult: +6

Total: 6

happy pride month to all the humans that cele8rate! ::::)

Kult: +65

Kull: +35

Total: 100

Ratio: 1.86

Sara Mendel

@neonAllnight[NA]

hell yeah

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@dStrides[DS]

lmao gay

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dStrides[DS]

no shit.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@dStrides[DS]

i fucking hate you

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dStrides[DS]

i hate you more, fucker!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@dStrides[DS]

nah

oops.

i’m starting to really like it here. may8e i should learn the names of the people under these graves.

Kult: +17

Kull: +15

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.13

HOLY SHIT VRISKA. WHAT THE HELL? GET OUT OF THE GODDAMN GRAVEYARD. THE OFFER TO LIVE IN MY OLD HIVE IS STILL THERE.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

no, i really like it here actually! i know it’s weird, 8ut it’s so peaceful…

Kult: +2

Total: 2

woke up from the… weirdest fucking dream. him????????

Kull: +2

Total: 2

ew, don’t follow me! #targeted

#targeted

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

The Escort

@scornfulGallist[SG]

If This Is A8out The Cue 8all, He Follows Everyone, None Of Us Are Special –xoxo

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @scornfulGallist[SG]

well, at least i know that it’s not just me 8eing seeded out.

guhhhhhhhh im up. i feel nauseous.

Kult: +42

Kull: +30

Total: 72

Ratio: 1.40

KOTA

@tantalizingViking[TV]

SKILL ISSUE LᛟLᛟL

Kull: +2

Total: 2

knytte.

@hallowedVessel[HV]

join the club.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @tantalizingViking[TV]

yeah, kind of, honestly. insane pfp, 8y the way. positive!

↩ @hallowedVessel[HV]

what’s got you all fucked up?

knytte.

@hallowedVessel[HV]

sickness of. unknown origin. i am full of. gunk. #andsoup

#andsoup

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @hallowedVessel[HV]

i wish i was full of soup. i think i got a virus. #soup

#soup

Kult: +2

Total: 2

new day new…. okay i can’t think of anything good. morning and see you later!

Kult: +35

Kull: +20

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.75

hey, wait!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Caliborn "Makara"

@unyieldingUmbrage[UU]

HMM.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @unyieldingUmbrage[UU]

why do you keep hmming my chitts?

↩ @jegbertGame[JG]

i’m 8ack, sorry!

#vagueposting #stupidfucker

goddammit! god damn *him!!!!!!!!* so fucking stupid! #vagueposting #stupidfucker

Kult: +27

Kull: +30

Total: 57

Ratio: 0.90

now i reely do feel this one #rechitt

#rechitt

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Caliborn "Makara"

@unyieldingUmbrage[UU]

HMM.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

the fact that you’re the one replying implies that we could very well 8e talking a8out the same stupid fucker and it makes me even angrier.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

huh i )(IG)(LY doubt that gill but like wanna talk it out or smth 38?

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

nah, im just 8eing stupid and moody and ridiculous. though i am really curious who you mean!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

movie recs?

Kult: +70

Kull: +75

Total: 145

Ratio: 0.93

I HAVE SO MANY. HOLY SHIT.

Lorn Ryder

@ambivalentGangsta[AG]

good luck have fun don't die

↩ @terminalComrade[TC]

heard of this one! is it gonna make me cry?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @spiritualMotorist[SM]

why did two people say this one?

↩ @ambivalentGangsta[AG]

is that the name?

↩ @carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

i know *you* do, pass em up!!!!!!!!

The Woke Highblood

@terminalComrade[TC]

IT WILL MAKE YOU APPRECIATE LIFE IN A DEEPER AND MORE POIGNANT WAY THAN YOU ALREADY DO.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Lorn Ryder

@ambivalentGangsta[AG]

Lol sorry yeah that's the name of the movie

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @terminalComrade[TC]

i’m terrified. i’ll add it to the list! ::::d

pEtroA ApocAp

@spiritualMotorist[SM]

gOOd mOviE.

i was listening to a song today that reminded me of my life 8ut i forgot to write it down. uuuuuuuugh.

just woke up from a loooooooong nap in a graveyard. hi!

Kult: +45

Kull: +30

Total: 75

Ratio: 1.50

KARKAT

@carcinoMegadrive[CM]

GO BACK TO THAT.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carcinoMegadrive[CM]

karkat, we’ve 8arely even talked yet and when we *did* i was nothing 8ut nice to you. come on!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

hey vriska! i hope you had a good rest.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

KARKAT

@carcinoMegadrive[CM]

OK FINE WHATEVER, MY BAD.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @jegbertGame[JG]

thanks john! i really did.

↩ @carcinoMegadrive[CM]

it’s okay! i forgive you. ::::)

just finished watching heathers (1988) 8efore 8ed. what the fuck?

Kult: +45

Kull: +30

Total: 75

Ratio: 1.50

cami miguel

@amorousChanteuse[AC]

i still do not understand why she went so gaga over JD.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

I LOVE THAT MOVIEEE!!!!!!!!!! VRISKA!!!! MUSICAL GOOD TOO!!!!!!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @amorousChanteuse[AC]

i think i need to see the musical 8ecause this really wasn’t what i expected.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

i gooooooootta see the musical! the movie was so different than what i imagined!

Kult: +5

Total: 5