♣ mediated by @arachnidsGalvanized
tHAT'S A COOL, aLARM CLOCK, sOUND,
alright. wvriska vwon. sorry damz. i wvas rooting for you, i really wvas. novw. her imperious condescension vwersus rose lalonde. iwve got something real special for you all. took some bartering, some vwheeling and dealing, thats vwhy it took me a sec to get back to this. lemme start wvith the rose propaganda. beautiful blonde, knowvs howv to banter, perfect bod, perfect face, can do some spooky eldritch stuff if thats vwhat youre into. shes incredible. i dont wvanna undersell her here. but... i got a vwintage from my man @caligulaascendit. this is *art*. nowv, to share the scan, he said he vwanted to do the propaganda for her, so here you go. #nsfwv. #nsfc too, but not the c youre thinking of. "its ya boy eridan ampora here vwith a guest rewvievw on alternias biggest caked up baddie our leadin broad in the beam for #cronusbabeoff hovwre all likin my vwintage hic edition penthouse by the wvay pretty groowvy huh cost me a pretty caegar but it wvas totally wvorth it an yknowv its the real deal too cause its got her signature shade a coral pink semi gloss #2 stamped across the covwer wvhen im feelin advwenturous i take my condy penthivwe out a her plastic slip an ewver so gently stroke her lipstick mark vwith a quivwerin finger wvith my other flipper placed firmly against my crotch anyvway im afraid the competition has been crushed by the empresss unholy cake grinder the rest a you booty impaired ladies can go hivwe novw" yeah. yowvza. #cwv-cakesitting. <3 or <> for condy. <3< or c3< for rosie.
im calling it, i dont really care. condy wvins, lamplady doesnt movwe on. sorry toots, youre hot and all, but i wvant the *real* stars competing here. speaking of... god damn. this one hurts. the final match of round 2 in the #cronusbabeoff is... rose lalonde vws kanaya maryam. this ones gotta sting. most of the rosies and kannys iwve seen around this place are divworced, dunno if ivwe seen ewven one happy couple, but this has still gotta be a vweird one. i wvas a lil spoiled for choice for propaganda, so i wvent a lil softer on this one. still #nsfwv, of course. <3 or <> for kanaya <3< or c3< for rose
at least none o them died yet
SOPOR GUMMIES STARING AT ME AND JERKING ME OFF RIGHT NOW.
.relying on a cronus was your first mistakE
i look away one coddam minnow and your bass gettin krilled again tf
You’re next.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@arachnidsGalvanized Cold. Complete, total cold. It wasn't fleeting, it was consuming, but not in that sharp, stinging way. It was simply a lack of heat, any body warmth once retained stripped away from your broken, shattered body. You couldn't think. All you could feel was a dull, throbbing ache, throughout what was left of your tired, burning husk. It couldn't be called a body anymore; there was too much blood, sinew, bone. Your already decaying shell bloomed open on the metal flooring like a blue carnation, tissue and organs and limbs blown to shreds. That little box still held in your hand, blackened from the explosive impact you can barely remember. You don't remember dying. You don't remember the pain; you can feel yourself, or what once was you, under your wispy touch. You've never been so terrified in your life, or infuriated. This is how it ends? You were supposed to do great things. You were a hero! And yet, what did you REALLY have to show for it? What did you ever gain? You'd lost everyone, and surely no one would miss you. The thought is debilitating to admit, but with this new reality setting in, you feel you owe it to yourself to accept it. Maybe, this really is what you deserved. You don't know how long you linger in the air, in a state of wounded clarity, before you hear your front door open, a gruff voice calling for you. This one's is rough... I'm sorry. #gore #body-horror #cw-self-harm 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
huh i )(IG)(LY doubt that gill but like wanna talk it out or smth 38?
HMM.
now i reely do feel this one #rechitt
zOmbiE strIppErs.
-=[zzombie strippers_☺]=-
right!!! sometimes you just have to do the mean shit for PeoPLe's own good. no matter how much you wanna throw uP after.
i feeL that, honestLy. sometimes being nice just gets you nowhere, no matter how hard you try.
she’s watching
wait a second.
oh god damnit, i can't even delete chitts! aargh!!!!!!!!!
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Y34H YOU 4R3 JK YOUR TH3 B3ST WORST B3ST TROLL 1 KNOW
WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?
BECAUSE IT'S A SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM NOT A DAMN NEWS SITE
i almost died to a snake!
ANYTHING THAT DOESN’T HAVE THAT GOG AWFUL ACTOR IN IT I HOPE.
WELL NOW YOU DO.
i still do.
YOUR CHITTS ARE PUBLIC, DIPSHIT.
I Was Fully Ready To Believe That Somehow Some Way She Had Never Heard About It That May Be My Bad
what does that mean???
i know
well i'm going to worry regardless, vriska..
groan.