♠ hated by @arachnidsGalvanized
alright. wvriska vwon. sorry damz. i wvas rooting for you, i really wvas. novw. her imperious condescension vwersus rose lalonde. iwve got something real special for you all. took some bartering, some vwheeling and dealing, thats vwhy it took me a sec to get back to this. lemme start wvith the rose propaganda. beautiful blonde, knowvs howv to banter, perfect bod, perfect face, can do some spooky eldritch stuff if thats vwhat youre into. shes incredible. i dont wvanna undersell her here. but... i got a vwintage from my man @caligulaascendit. this is *art*. nowv, to share the scan, he said he vwanted to do the propaganda for her, so here you go. #nsfwv. #nsfc too, but not the c youre thinking of. "its ya boy eridan ampora here vwith a guest rewvievw on alternias biggest caked up baddie our leadin broad in the beam for #cronusbabeoff hovwre all likin my vwintage hic edition penthouse by the wvay pretty groowvy huh cost me a pretty caegar but it wvas totally wvorth it an yknowv its the real deal too cause its got her signature shade a coral pink semi gloss #2 stamped across the covwer wvhen im feelin advwenturous i take my condy penthivwe out a her plastic slip an ewver so gently stroke her lipstick mark vwith a quivwerin finger wvith my other flipper placed firmly against my crotch anyvway im afraid the competition has been crushed by the empresss unholy cake grinder the rest a you booty impaired ladies can go hivwe novw" yeah. yowvza. #cwv-cakesitting. <3 or <> for condy. <3< or c3< for rosie.
im calling it, i dont really care. condy wvins, lamplady doesnt movwe on. sorry toots, youre hot and all, but i wvant the *real* stars competing here. speaking of... god damn. this one hurts. the final match of round 2 in the #cronusbabeoff is... rose lalonde vws kanaya maryam. this ones gotta sting. most of the rosies and kannys iwve seen around this place are divworced, dunno if ivwe seen ewven one happy couple, but this has still gotta be a vweird one. i wvas a lil spoiled for choice for propaganda, so i wvent a lil softer on this one. still #nsfwv, of course. <3 or <> for kanaya <3< or c3< for rose
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SOPOR GUMMIES STARING AT ME AND JERKING ME OFF RIGHT NOW.
SOMETIMES YOU CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT YOU'VE MATURED, THAT YOU'VE IMPROVED, WHEN IN REALITY YOU ARE STILL THE SAME FLAILING, HELPLESS WRIGGLER THAT YOU WERE SWEEPS AGO. THE ONE THAT RUINS EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES. ANYWAY 30 MINUTES OF FUNNY MEOWBEAST VIDEOS
itll be more enjoyable than talking to you so yeah sure ill fuck off
I'm so sorry.
I wonder how big it is on that one asshole fish guy. #nsfw #probabalysmall
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@arachnidsGalvanized Cold. Complete, total cold. It wasn't fleeting, it was consuming, but not in that sharp, stinging way. It was simply a lack of heat, any body warmth once retained stripped away from your broken, shattered body. You couldn't think. All you could feel was a dull, throbbing ache, throughout what was left of your tired, burning husk. It couldn't be called a body anymore; there was too much blood, sinew, bone. Your already decaying shell bloomed open on the metal flooring like a blue carnation, tissue and organs and limbs blown to shreds. That little box still held in your hand, blackened from the explosive impact you can barely remember. You don't remember dying. You don't remember the pain; you can feel yourself, or what once was you, under your wispy touch. You've never been so terrified in your life, or infuriated. This is how it ends? You were supposed to do great things. You were a hero! And yet, what did you REALLY have to show for it? What did you ever gain? You'd lost everyone, and surely no one would miss you. The thought is debilitating to admit, but with this new reality setting in, you feel you owe it to yourself to accept it. Maybe, this really is what you deserved. You don't know how long you linger in the air, in a state of wounded clarity, before you hear your front door open, a gruff voice calling for you. This one's is rough... I'm sorry. #gore #body-horror #cw-self-harm 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
GO BACK TO THAT.
citra is FREE dawg 😭
dont encourage her.
why'd i get ditched again? #vagueposting
opening pesterchum? who, you?
yes me and john are best bros platonically
ilove you john
my genitals are tingly. #nsfw #n #s #f #w
I WANNA FUCK CRONUS SO BAD. (No you don't.) #nsfw
At least I g☌t a b☌yfriend wh☌ treats me nice y☌u l☌nely hag.
Girl I'm literally a she/her. Get ☌ver y☌urself.
Y☌u're just salty that y☌u're a lesser blue bl☍d wh☌ can't even get g☍d bulge.
lmao hell naw the word im tryna find dont even exist but nice try tho
i might actually be a real dave...obamas noticing my chits
oh fuck she so ______ im just overheating
try to lock in challenge (impossible) (i overheated and crashed)
damnit.
holy shit @arachnidsgalvanized is driving me fucking crazy how do i hate her so much yet find her so tender at times this is so fucking disgusting it feels so fucking weird ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
YOU KNOW WHAT? NOT EVEN SURPRISED.
hey vriska! it's me! spamboy! wanna play truth or dare? im such a bloated fellow at that game! i know how to roll the dice if you will alastor laugh, i cup my face with my elbow as i lean in for a quiet humming kiss of all decades
girl 38/
i think, and i wonder. so i'm coming to the conclusion: i'm parting from chittr and just, stuff in general. i don't know for how long, i of course plan to come back. now is not a good time when you're having to juggle more than you've already had. casey will be with @carcinoGenetwinkist and @turntwinkGodhead at home, hopefully she'll be okay without me for a few days. take care for now, pesterchum and chittr.
oHHH, wELL GOOD FOR dAVE, gETTING SOME TOUCH SCREENS,
ok now thats just false
you wish serket keep dreaming
i will be defacing this sickle that i stole live at ten
Something, something, tsundere. Fuck you.
no wait please
dragons are so unrealistic theyve gotta be the worst fantasy creature
Yes I Can Tell
▲hahaha▼ ▲wouldn't have been as fun▼
i should make a game called "vrisbot teaches typing" and if you try to type any faster than 60 words per minute she gets pissed and encrypts all of your files.
https://streamable.com/dza0vw
the day we hop on nsmb is the DAY YOU FRY. screw you!!
im the glasses wearing fuck. and theyre shades idk how karkat got that so wrong and tagged the wrong person. i mean i dont want to go with you but it like. wouldnt kill me ig
dude, i think we could both tell that i was lying my ass off!
whoa, did you draw this at 60 strokes per minute? also, screw you for not responding to my dm!
OOC POST// DS was a project that @turntwinkGodhead made to stop getting bothered when he (she was a dude at the time) wanted to not be bothered by his boyfriend when they got into arguments. over time, ds grew to be a big asshole but has since recovered from that. he's better now guys, i promise! but yeah, he lives inside an ultimate dave's body and made hella adjustments to be more 'human' in a sense.
:33< beats meow vriskers i just post em
and i have meat hands. what's your point??
