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I have literally never done anything wrong in my life, for the record ~~
A repost for the current crowd, as the Princess is disappointed to have stopped receiving attention after last light. Important questions, people! ~~
I have just remembered that my sin is pride. Go on and have this, then ~~
I have convinced the Princess we are boiling her tomorrow. She claims she does not want to be soup. After some reassurance that she will be more akin to an artichoke, she seems to be genuinely considering how she feels about this ~~
I have been told I cannot threaten to boil the Princess. Being that I am an obedient man, I will leave it in the public's prongs instead ~~
Willy does not want me to call her a diva. Because he is fooled by her wiles. ~~
First? Am I first? De~lightful. I love to be a trendsetter ~~