♦ pitied by @arsenicCatnip

The bed has been feeling empty lately, I might go back down to a Queen or a full
:33 < we still snuggle! :33 < but she makes me take a bath furst
:33 < dang mew and fefurri? :33 < my fefurri says she doesnt like touching me :33 < cause i'm sticky.
I WILL RISK MY SANITY AND ASK THE GENERAL POPULATION OF THIS PRISON FOR AN OPINION WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT SOMEONE IF THEY'VE NEVER HAD A NEUTRAL OPINION ON A NEPETA. IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN SOME SORT OF INFLAMED REACTION ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.
OH GOD SHITPETA WAS RIGHT. THERE ARE MORE KARKATS. DISGUSTING
8=D < Greetings, Chittr! I heard there was some sort of Ampora-themed festivities taking place this week and just had to make an account to see for myself! Might anyone care to tail me what's going on?
▲i mean i've always found it's way easier to pitchbait than red or pale flirt. maybe i'm just predisposed to making people hate me▼
OW! The team at #eridanweek has taken me off the roster of performers, but the party doesn't stop there! SHAMONE! I will be hosting my OWN FREE performance outside the venue, so the show must go on! Like this chit and reply if you will be #attending!
:33< COLONAL SASSACRE MEOW TOO?????? WHY ARE THE HUMAN LUSII FOLLOWING ME IM JUST A FURREAK
D --> I cannot believe you all are so disgusting as to post carcasses so carelessly D --> You will all begin to tag your "meatposting" in such a way that spoilers the images D --> I do not want to see the pieces of what were once-beautiful beasts D --> These creatures are to be admired, not consumed
D --> Hm D --> Very well D --> Far be it from me to stop a furrocious beast from practicing its powerful call D --> But do try and keep it to a minimum. If said loud noise were to make me flinch, I would e%pect you to take responsibility for whatever I happen to break
D --> Leijon, for pete's sa%, what could possibly necessitate such rowdiness
gdi my pale thing blocked me
D --> An endless hassle. It was only per the insistence of my moirail that I even began to consider creating this account. E%pect very little activity
Kanaya (the one with the "canon url") blocked me... :( Is it because I called her my wife in law?
pissgate camme annd wennt annd imm still nnot wholly connvinnced it wasnnt a dreamm
He Just Keeps Looking At Me. I Have Seven Of His Pages The Eighth Better Be Worth All This Trouble Https://files.catbox.moe/6yr5n3.jpeg
Why Would He Get Me I Am Right Here Collecting His Pages. Could He Not Just Call For Me Instead
That Is Actually Note A Bad Idea I Will Keep This In My Sponge
Do you ever just Yeah.
I DON'T THINK IT'S WRONG TO TALK ABOUT SEX OR BE HORNY ON MAIN OR WHATEVER. I JUST THINK IT'S EMBARRASSING TO WANT SOMETHING THAT BADLY IN PUBLIC. #NSFW
you knowv, no one evwer talks about the complete lack of depth perception you havwe wvhen you only havwe one eye. also, horrible migraines.
ill be real any eridan i havwe like 5% respect for, and one ripped my eye out so like. not the biggest fan of the little wveirdo.























