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#Dirkpleasetakemeback
John just asked if I’m fucking drunk. Do I smell drunk to you, wind boy? Jesus. Can’t a guy just stumble and slam his shoulder into the wall in peace?
(\ /) oh!!! my apologies. i will keep this in mind when torbek is reading over my shoulder again.
I dont know! Im feeling awful flustered really.
Youre worrying me something awful i do wish youd be direct in what the issue is here!!
Their handle is kingdomCardiologist? Youre worrying me now goodness.
Is that bad?!
Their name is sora or something im assuming because thats their displayname!!
I was prompted to flirt with someone and im trying my darn best but im pretty friggin bad at it honestly! :(
you know i kind of enjoyed whatever that was but im having chest pains at the moment so ill ponder the weird thrill i got from having a snarky back and forth with some asshole online later.
Ive made a fool of myself a record amount of times today i think. Gosh.
need another drink but im not sure how thatll go over when i can hardly stand on my own to begin with. #substances
i.am.wondering.how.long.it.will.be.that.i.should.keep.seeing.people.reacting.to.my.hemoist.past.posts.during.my.panwashing.period.. probably.for.a.while i.do.not.have.access.to.delete.them,.i.can’t.get.rid.of.them,.so.i.suppose.i.will.just.have.to.live.with.it
Yes. [This post written seventy four days in advance.]
8=8 > Rearranging someones guts, not in the sexual sense in the sense that I am sticking my claws thRUFF their stomach. #violence
i calld herr squirrtle aftur she squirtd n she didnt seem 2 enjoy it bruh ;/ #nsfw
@turnedtechGod Feed me. Feed me now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now.
#smash #suggestive #bucketsmashorpass
what???? is it that fucking bad of an option?
what i think its one of those nylon brushes?
(\ /) A-ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OKAY!!! i'll-- i'll show him, uh- something!
Since the guy who'd rank as my first choice for #wetyaoiday is currently unavailable, the masses of Chittr will be granted the exclusive experience of seeing an altogether different sexy motherfucker on display. Usually, most people would have to pay for the viewing (onlyfans.com/dirkstrider), so consider yourselves uniquely fortunate for the holiday cheer inciting it. Stay tuned for more later. P.S: No, the incident with the sword was not an "exclusive experience." It was a bet #gonewrong, #gonesexual.
why are we saying this aint a good thing
fun fact for yall today turns out you dont even gotta be a player in sburb to get some of the sick ass aspect powers how do i know hm im sure you can guess ive lived in this fucking session for my entire life im just surprised shit didnt appear earlier than this
THe an⚣nym⚣us asks here are such a g⚣⚣d sl⚣wburn device... The mystery and intruige ⚣f kn⚣wing that s⚣me⚣ne is yearning f⚣r y⚣u yet they hide behind a mask f⚣r the safety ⚣f their eg⚣!! I just g⚣t chills thinking ab⚣ut all the r⚣mantic st⚣ries that can bl⚣ss⚣m fr⚣m that <3 <3<
i can but the difference is i cant be directly underneath it anymore because i can and will burn :(
@grotesqueChilopoda give mme back my ds aand gget your ccreatures oout my hive before ii kill myself
I think I might be the one cis guy who understands womanhood. I'm laying on my bed in a cheeta print nightgown, S&M by Rihanna is playing, and there's an adorable cat on my chest.
i dont trust all of reality to do that!
(\ /) update: everything is fine. torbek is fine.
THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS BEEN INF⧃RMED BY HIS LEGAL REPRESENTATIVE THAT IS N⧃T WHAT THAT QUESTI⧃N WAS ASKING
(\ /) [ it's an audio file. fairly recent in this case. ] [ it starts out with clipping-off of audio- bits of a conversation among the train's usual ambience before there's the sound of a door opening, and one loud, gravelly scream. the audio cuts off quite shortly after that. ]