The Neetmaid (Aradia Megido OuO)
@ascendedAnew
just your average every day psychopomp! now interning with the felt! i follow back and am happy to interact with anyone! even in dms! ((pretty much all art by @Banomaninator on twitter))
Starting to get really goddamn tired of seeing random aliens getting employed by the Cue Ball. Do none of you know better. Do none of you have a memory that lasts longer than a week.
sorry.... OnO
You have a slight pass. It happened to you far earlier than these idiots. But if you need an out, I have contacts.
ive kind of just been ignoring doc scratchs calls after he told me being fired was a 'joke' i mean i know i was just an intern but i have some dignity you know? still feel free to dm me just in case
I just might. If only to allow you some more space to air your grievance. Being left twisting with unclear leadership is something no lady of your talent should have to deal with.
hahaha you really know how to make a girl smile when you want to!
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. LONG TIME, NO CHITT. THERE HAVE BEEN SOME *AGGRAVATING* DEVELOPMENTS IN MY CAREER AS A PLATFORM USER, AS A CREATOR, AND ABOVE ALL, AS ONE OF THE UNLUCKY JACKOFFS STILL UNACCOUNTABLY FORCED TO EXIST IN A PLACE AND TIME WITHIN A MULTIVERSAL CONTINUITY OF ENDLESS, CACOPHONOUS FUCKRUMPUS PARADOX CHICANERY. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN BUSY TRYING AND FAILING TO WRIGGLE OUT OF THESE DEVELOPMENTS, I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN AROUND TO PROVIDE AN UPDATE. I'M GOING TO DO THAT NOW. SO DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF, BECAUSE I WON'T. I'LL JUST PULL UP THIS CHITT, SEIZE YOU VIOLENTLY BY THE HEAD, AND SHOVE YOUR BLOODSHOT GANDERBULBS AGAINST THE SCREEN UNTIL THE AMBIENT HEAT COOKS THEM LIKE EGGS. READ, SHITSPONGE. READ THIS AND GET OFF MY DORSAL RIDGE ABOUT IT, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE WHOLE. FUCKING. SCOOP. STARTING WITH THE BIG ONE. I WORK FOR THE FELT, NOW. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. I CAN HEAR THE QUESTION AT THE VERY FRONT OF YOUR THOUGHTSPONGE DOING BACKFLIPS, FRONTFLIPS, CARTWHEELS, AND ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTES. "KARKAT, WHAT KIND OF TURBO-CHARGED JUJU-FLAVORED CRACK HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? DIDN'T YOU SPEND YOUR ENTIRE SESSION FIGHTING THIS JOLLY GREEN MANLET AND HIS BUMBLING CADRE OF BUMBLING ASS-BURGLARS? WHAT IN THE FRESH, FULMINATING *FUCK* MADE YOU SIGN A CONTRACT WITH *THESE* LOONEYBLOCK TIME BANDITS?" THE SHORT ANSWER? THE MIME MADE ME DO IT. LITERALLY. MY SPONGE STILL HURTS FROM WHERE HE SHOVED HIS PRONG IN IT LIKE A GLOVE AND MADE ME TYPE UP THAT APPLICATION. AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PLAN IS HERE, BUT I'M WILLING TO BET *ANYTHING* THAT HE'S GOT ONE. SO YES. AGAINST MY WILL. AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGEMENT. AGAINST A THOUSAND ETERNITIES OF BALEFUL, ENDLESS SUFFERING, I HAVE A NEW NINE TO FIVE. AND WITH IT, A NEW TITLE. ONE WHICH I AM *OBLIGATED* TO USE IN OFFICIAL CAPACITY, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU CALL ME "CHALKBOX" WHILE I'M OFF THE CLOCK, I'M GOING TO INVENT A NEW WAY TO PERFORM A LOBOTOMY. FUCK YOU, KURLOZ. FUCK YOU, SCRATCH. AND MOST OF ALL, COMING IN HARD WITH THE FUCK YOU X3 COMBO, IT'S A WHOPPING FIVE-SCOOP, CHOCOLATE-DRIZZLED FUCK YOU SUNDAE FESTOONED WITH OBLONG BUNCHFRUIT, WHIPPED CREAM, SPRINKLES, AND A CHERRY-RED MIDDLE FINGER ON TOP FOR MR. MALDING GREEN MANLET HIMSELF. I'M WEARING THE BADGE OUT OF SPITE. I AM CLOCKING IN FOR THE LONGEST DAY AT THE LONG DAY FACTORY I HAVE EVER WORKED. AND IF I EVER MANAGE TO CLOCK OUT, THERE WILL BE *HELL* TO PAY. ANYWAYS. I HAVE TO GO MOP UP A NASTY, REEKING PUDDLE OF NON-NEWTONIAN ECTO-PHLEGM, OR SOMETHING. HERE'S A PICTURE FOR THE ALGORITHM. THIS IS THE CHALKBOX, SAYING, "GO BRING THAT PILE OF DIRTY CUPS AND PLATES IN YOUR RESPITEBLOCK TO THE SINK, YOU FILTHY, WALLOWING SLOBHOGS." HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/67CB4DD16DFF.JPG
first time huh? sorry to hear that pal
@dailyQuests What must I do oh great questgivers~
Excavate...hey @ascendedAnew Do you still do ruins excavation and exploration akin to other Aradias
not usually alone these days but i cant really think of a more romantic date if i tried! of coooourse i guess i could make an exception for a friend if you really need this sidequest!
It is not 100% required given as you said it is a side quest. But I did specifically request it and I would feel bad if I failed at a task I specifically asked for so yes please!
okay sweet cleanup i will do this for you in exchange i trust you will come to me when in my time in need when i need a young maid the most!
maid at work (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, #nsfw, doodling, my face, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/396e3a490bd9.png
cute underwear!
You all requested it, so~ https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/Cookin/image_2026-05-19_234132947.png https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/Cookin/feets.png Don't judge, but it is a fetishy image, but one I enjoy so much (Don't judge me!!) I do like feet so now you all can see mine and my good friend Rivvio's at the same time! (Colors come later. I hope!) #nsfw #lewd #feet
you know coincidentally people are really fixated on my feet too whenever i posted an image where you could see them! i didnt consider that it was specifically someones fetish much to consider...
Hmm...dare I to post some...lewd content~ #nsfw
hahaha well im usually not the one to pay attention to that kind of thing since its a ceagar-a-dozen on this website but! you are awfully pretty and very kind to me madame clenup! so ill support you if you do!
(Also, my tastes are far superior than the Rankmaid, lovely lady though she is.)
well i certainly would say that youre more rotten than either me or her!
They Still Aren't Playing Weezer At The Masquerade, And I Am Afraid I May Be Culled If I Ask. #violence
You Would Be Thinking That, Wouldn't You? #pervert
what ii2 thii2 2ome type of weiird fliirtiing now? ii2 thii2 what we do now? youre acco2tiing me, iim 2ouple22 and youre acco2tiing me. weezerle22 ba2tard.
I Wasn't, No, But You Seem Desperate Enough To Take It As Flirting. I Do Like The Stupid Ones Though, So You Are Welcome To Keep Trying. #positive #nsfw
iim cuttiing you off ii got two many biitche2 on my bulge2 a2 ii2. but iill add you two the lii2t. #n2fw #2ugge2tiive
oh theres a list! interesting ill be sure to remember that i apparently have peers maybe i can compare notes with them OuO
Wonderful News. Maybe Once I Am Up In The Queue You Will Be Up In Mind. No Hard Feelings If I'm Busy, Though. #nsfw #suggestive
bu2y doiing what? beiing a giiant pu22y? iim 2ure that take2 up almo2t all of your tiime but luckiily enough for you iit 2hould keep you occupiied for the next 2everal bliink2. ii2 that what you do normally or do you have other hobbiie2? ii can only iimagiine there2 only 2o much one pu22y can do. #n2fw #2ugge2tiive
Someone Is " Worked Up " Because They Are In Trouble With Their Aradia, Hm? :> #positive #smug
for reference if i had a list you would be up there! anyone who can capture kakats pumper has to be a catch themselves if you ask me
i should probably think of a funnier title than neetmaid one of these days but until then im living up to the name by laying on a couch until further notice please submit funnier titles if you have them
kind 0f works kn0wing that you're d0ing it alongside the rankmaid th0ugh.
But you aren't a NEET! You're employed, silly!
i mean its more of a hobby considering i dont really get paid for it if you think about it
lrc has me dipping in and out of consciousness im trying to get to the ablution block to get a towel but i keep passing out
be careful senpai! with your horns you can definitely put a few holes through a few hive walls if you keep falling over while passing out
p0pping in t0 say hell0. ribbit. hell0.
hello hello hope things have been better for you than they have been in my work life!
"presently yØu arent mine" what if i killed us bØth. #cw-self-harm
that just means that presently they can fuck off if you ask me
ACTUALLY BETTER IDEA. INSTEAD OF REAL PEOPLE GIVE ME AN ANIME PERSON. SMASH OR PASS. MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE.
spike spiegel from the hit show cowboy bebop
#nsfw
salacious!
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