The Neetmaid (Aradia Megido OuO)
@ascendedAnew
just your average every day psychopomp! now interning with the felt! i follow back and am happy to interact with anyone! even in dms! ((pretty much all art by @Banomaninator on twitter))
i should probably think of a funnier title than neetmaid one of these days but until then im living up to the name by laying on a couch until further notice please submit funnier titles if you have them
kind 0f works kn0wing that you're d0ing it alongside the rankmaid th0ugh.
aa she had the entire website digging and p0sting hole. if that is what y0u're doing i think there's en0ugh two spare.
i mean its more of a hobby considering i dont really get paid for it if you think about it
hahaha.... the masquerade is actually pretty fun OuO
may sh0w up for day tw0, fatigued out fr0m the workweek t0night. situation sucks but the title change is very funny btw
all im saying is that lord english totally liked me and wont be happy when he hears about this which he always has because thats how it works but when he actually does something with the information thatll show you mr scratch!
maybe we can make like arts and crafts on etsy thats what unemployed girls do right?
i was 6onna say ya Could be a Courier but honestly the pay is so utterly shit that ya mi6ht as well not be workin'.
i can't hire direct empl0yees for pri0r stated reasons but i can think 0f many people wh0 might want a package literally yesterday.
yeah my doc scratch stepped out of our contract OnO not im a maid without a hive to call her own and rankmaid seems reluctant to let me in hers for some reason
honestly i didnt want tw0 say it but i think this is for the best aa. the felt are fucked up. y0ure probably safer being a neet girlie.
awww thanks sollux i should have known youd say something to cheer me up!
guess i have to change my title until i get a new job! same old aradia with a new coat of paint everyone!
i believe in you! maybe we could start a business together?
im good! i had fun with the job more than the employer and the people were actually really nice! and i still got my whole pyschopomp gig even though no one ever hired me to do that and it doesnt pay! im still standing!
i believe in ya findin' a better plaCe to be, pardner. u◡u
got fired in a way that im pretty sure violates my contract im not returning the outfit since lord english gave it to me so doc scratch doesnt get a say in that do i change my title too? i think ill just hang out with @archiveAddict for a while its kind of a bummer for this arc to end as abruptly as it did and she always makes me smile
im not sure if people would trust me to clean their hives being mine is not in a very good place
maybe we should just take a sabbatical until we can figure out what to do with ourselves and i can just come over to your place and try to help clean up in the meantime i mean how bad can it really be? OuO
some kind of change in management i guess so they didnt need some intern maid and here i was going to ask you sometime if i could get some pointers from you.... OnO
oh madame clenup! youre too kind i dont know if ill ever get the chance play the part of a maid again but if i do i know ill owe you for your kindness if you have anything in mind i can do to pay you back then please mention it!
You can always self host your business, as you've said before direct quote 'oh there is pretty much nowhere i couldnt get myself into' With that kind of skill you can take jobs nigh-on anywhere, same day service even! You don't need one consistent client if you can spread yourself that wide~
well i guess i already do the psychopomp gig as a kind of self made business too maybe theres a market for a maid whos also a grim reaper! ha ha i guess in a sense i was always kind of a cleaner in that aspect! you really know to help pick a girl up after shes knocked down madame clenup!
cronus.... buddy.... you cant be saying all that....
dont worry! for better or worse this is my cronus that i most often associate with! (its worse this time)
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@alpacalipsArise im really not one to stir the pot or anything on this website but i really feel like calling out people for sexual harassment as the aradia who said "its okay for aradias to be perverts" to me the other day feels a bit disingenuous especially when ive had two separate instances of people direct messaging me in the past after mistaking me for an aradia that was harassing them (its part of the reason i changed my screen name to the interned so i could stand out) im not saying your wrong i just would like it to not be saddled with the 'pervert' label by association i like flirting and teasing and having fun as much as the next aradia but it can feel like walking on eggshells sometimes with this looming over me!
that was a specific p0st ab0ut specifically @ing a chittr user ab0ut sexual t0pics despite them having expressed a dislike 0f that s0rt 0f thing previ0usly i have n0thing against flirting
And t)(at's w)(y I vibe wit)( you, Aradia, you keep it real 38)
accidentally knocked over a bucket of soapy water in front of crowbars room he probably wont notice all the water seeping in through under the door right?
im going to need like three maybe it was a pretty full bucket also its really funny that you guys just use buckets for holding water by the way i know at least three trolls that would be panicking at just holding these things
Naturally... I'll be on my way though my advice would be to time travel until after he cools off... whenever that is.
theres still time! certainly if we get most of it he wont notice! never give up sawbuck!
Oi vey! Alright fine which Crowbars room again? There's a few at any given time...
uh in this case its third floor 7th from the left or wait is it 7th from the right technically it you take a left and its the 7th door on the right
Z. evven if he doez he dezervvez thiz for one reazon or another .Z
Uh... Yeah... You know what I'm just gonna go to the third floor and you yell if you see me okay?
great plan! i love yelling loudly near peoples rooms! maybe someone else will come out and help too! like crowbar-oh wait....
Ju2t cover iit up u2iing 2pare bulk bag of black powder toner II borrowed from next two the fiir2t Xerox machiine ever iinvented, located near the de2k of the ace diick detectiive agency, they'll never notiice. http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/684dd4601cc1.webp
was thinking of maybe making a pinned post so people can see me in my work uniform does this seem like a cute enough pose to you chittr? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/788d400d24a9.png
You don't gotta go this far. The leggings are... sheesh, and they're in my color...
it means a lot coming from a veteran of the industry miss clenup! and someone who really mastered looking good in such outfits!
what if instead of smash or pass i did a secret third thing
non-explicit showings of affection like for example giving a certain maid a back massage after a day of back breaking work!
That- that does sound lovely. Just know such affection will be reciprocated through similar means~
hahaha! please cookin i dont do anything with the intention of getting anything in return exceeeept maybe hearing the noises you might make ive been told my massages tend to get in real deep!
You may not do it with such intention, but you will be reimbursed for time spent! Just as a teasing preview then, I have been told I am *quite* vocal when touched~ #suggestive
miss cleanup please youre going to make this novice maid blush by saying such things... if i can even do a little bit to help you relax then by all means ill be happy to provide all the touching youll need! #suggestive ?
I shall have to pencil you in for a meet up sometime soon then madame Megido~
haha! okay but just so you know im not like other aradias around here! im a bit harder of a catch~
Would it be better to give you my hives co-ordinates to allow a meet? It may be on another planet but I am certain someone of your caliber can figure a way~
oh there is pretty much nowhere i couldnt get myself into especially after taking this job! so by all means id love to come visit sometime if youll have me!
i see there was a trend of serketposting a day or so ago? i have complicated feelings about vriska the least complicated of which is schadenfreude usually but ive met plenty of vriskas thats even genuinely tried to apologize for the whole killing me thing (on one hand) so im willing to give them the benefit of the doubt these days!
its n0t really a trend its just the tag i use f0r my 0wn risque th0ughts and 0ther pe0ple t00 s0metimes
yOu bEtTeR ThAn mE iT'S NoT On sIgHt wItH HeR bUt i aIn't lIkE GoInG OuTtA My wAy tO TaLk tO HeR
i suppose i have risque thoughts about vriska in a sense a lot of them with her on her hands in knees but not in the way most people would think
we havent really talked since he hired me actually funnily enough which is weird i thought they had a megido thing going on like darlin or i guess other aradias that arent damara
its also days like this i like to go back and say hi to momma shes good at keeping secrets so i dont have to worry her about telling past me anything she doesnt need to know be sure to show love to your lusus everyone because you never know when youre going to lose them in a horrific roleplaying accident that kills both of you and cripples your closest friend https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6bf650e23792.png
This is too adorable, it makes my bones itch. #owmybones
i'M REALLY HAPPY YOU, gET TO SEE HER, aGAIN,
its something i dont take for granted but i save it for special days like this she didnt get to exist as a sprite or anything so my time with her is few and precious
iT UMM, yEAH i,,, i'M REALLY, rEALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND, aM MAYBE TEARING UP, jUST A BIT, aHAHA,
awww its okay tavros despite everything its still us and i know personally that our lusii are proud of that fact
yeah! just like in undertale! i can always count on you to catch my references tav
sorry everyone for missing out on most of #megidomay so far! it just wouldnt feel right to celebrate with @archiveAddict practically dying in bed! among other things ive been busy with ive been trying to spoil her whenever i get the chance so hopefully shes through the worst of it but just in case be sure to raise your hands in the air and give her your energy! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbc4991a8cf9.png
almost tempted to give you t)(is )(andmaid outfit, but its tailored to me, and our bodies are very, very different.
ara-chan i wouldnt have survived without you and those bloomers giving me a reason to cling to life
Lookin' good, intern. Didn't think you'd rock the green well, but color me surprised.
yOU UMM, wEAR IT WELL, eVEN IF i THINK RED, iS MORE YOUR COLOR,,,
maybe ill grow into it one day! that is to say i can actively decide to grow into it if i wanted to but i think i prefer to stay young and cute for a liiiiitle longer
i mostly wore them because i accidentally snapped my garterbelts so i couldnt wear my thigh highs and garters but i figured you have patrician tastes anyway so itd be fine bloomers are cute! cuuuuuuuuuute!!!
i agree but theres a few splashes of red here and there to make it feel a bit 'me' that and im hoping to get a more casual maid outfit for when i leave the mansion that has more my color the big fluffy apron is cute but debatabley necessary when going outside
new pin
that said i can definitely see myself changing my mind if i end up more like rankmaid down the line but what are the odds of that happening when we have lived such different lives? (ignore the fact i call her senpai and we pretty much live at the same place)
but i like her! out of all the bad ends ive seen for myself its definitely not the worst!
i'd say y0u can't just call a version 0f yourself a bad end but she's definitely appreciating it.
i think if theres one thing i was able to understand the appeal of immediately under my tutelage with her its the appeal of a "bad end bait"
no i shouldnt i think ill violate some sort of terms of service if i go on about some kind of gallant lady knight fighting bitterly against a much stronger opposition that crushes her in both body and spirit or the slow burn crash of someone spiraling from a multitude of vices that eventually consumes them until the lose all sense of self and identity or vriska
yeah that makes sense. i g0t enough bad end vriska pr0blems as is inviting @affluentArachnid around here tw0 peddle wares.
FUCK YOU!!! My wares are awesome and not simply peddled!!! 8equeth the currency from your pockets 8itch 8oy
see? begging already. we already kn0w you can't sell tw0 me unless i make the product, pitch it t0 myself and ring it up on my 0wn.
or trying tw0 fight off the psychic force entering y0ur pan and slowly feeling y0ur resistance weaken?
i think its becoming counterculture at this point to be a time player that *doesnt* indulge in things like this #vagueposting #dashwatching
its a shame i dont think ill be able to go to the gala on account of the whole 'being a member of the felt' thing at the same time i feel like its for the best in some metatextual way like if i was there itd require somebody to juggle three interactions at the same time somehow....
its a charity event that @lightofDemocracy is throwing at midnight city! you know to try and stick it to the midnight crew and felt the later of which im interning under so its be something of a faux pas to show up i think
i try and keep my criminal affiliati0ns neutral but if you're w0rking for the felt w0uldnt they see it as a power m0ve tw0 send some0ne where they're not supp0sed to be?
well yeah but im just an intern! i dont really want to make waves like that especially when it will ruin other peoples fun!
if the presence 0f an aa at the function is ruining s0meone's fun they either d0n't know what fun is 0r don't deserve tw0 have any.
awww thats sweet of you to say dont worry im sure there will be plenty of parties for me to crash in the near future! for now ill simply sit back and watch and see if something happens like i always do
a girl who wants for nothing has everything thats my advice on how to megidomax on #megidomay the other advice i have is that you two should kiss yes! you two right there! i see you reading this!
hMM,,, eVERYTHING EXCEPT, tHE COMPANY OF A GOOD FRIEND?
another fun night at #fightnight but i have to head off everyone! i think my flarping experience really helps for getting into character! i can only hope i can get even better at commentating to provide you all with more fun and exciting matches!
☆ thanKs for announcing the fight homie made me feel liKe a real fuKKin champ!!☆
i can only thank you for giving such a machine gun performance! i love a fight with a dialogue and you certainly brought one in a literal and figurative sense!