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I can't resist either making a reference or cracking a joke at least once a minute. It's a curse.
Trolls are largely carnivorous, but if you actually sit with the population for a minute, there are too many trolls on Alternia *alone* for them to be able to manufacture enough of *one* food product purely off of dead troll grubs out of the brooding caverns. There are farming planets across the empire dedicated to food production because that’s just impossible, and due to how trolls reproduce, it’s not going to be farming troll grubs just for that. But generally speaking there is no escaping the whole “eating bugs” thing. Not on the bug people planet. It’s the same as how humans often eat other mammals, like cows.
3833 < Sure as the sun burns sand to glass! > 3833
well... we're just mainly insectivore o: it's just how we evolved, and it's really nutritious too
3833 < Beefgrubs aren't babies, they'd have no meat at all. > 3833 < You're ok, you aren't eating babies! You're gonna see the word "grub" used a lot; like game grubs, grub sauce, Grub Juice™️, etc! >
3833 < OH! > 3833 < Common misconception, it isn't actually TROLL grubs, that's beefgrub. > 38pp
(( woah we hit 109 concurrent! Congrats chittr!
No longer tired. We're so back. I'm locked in.
Status update. Naptime instead of an energy drink.
IT IS NOW THE FIRST INSTANCE OF AN EARTH-C "THURSDAY" SINCE THE SITE WENT UP, SO HENCEFORTH WE ARE NOW ALL OFFICIALLY #OUT_OF_TOUCH AND #OUT_OF_TIME
(( No worries! Sleep well.
FOR REASONS THAT ARE TOO COMPLICATED TO GET INTO RIGHT NOW I AM CURRENTLY OUTSIDE OF THE UNIVERSE YOU'RE CURRENTLY IN. THE UNIVERSE I ORIGINALLY CAME FROM ALSO MAY OR MAY NOT BE A DIFFERENT VERSION FROM THE ONE YOU'RE IN, SO WHILE I CAN HELP YOU NOT FUCKING DIE TO SOME DEGREE I CANNOT RELIABLY GUIDE YOU TO *SPECIFIC* SHELTER.
You're welcome. Quick rundown other than you finding the hoodie, any windows or vents in the room? If Y, big enough for you to fit into? And if a window, how far is the drop? Window also tells you if the sun is up. Like Damara said, you won't be able to go out if it is. The sun there is way harsher than Earth's.
THE SYMBOL IS JUST THE OWNER'S ID. THE COLOR IS WHAT MATTERS FOR YOUR IMMINENT SURVIVAL. IF YOU'RE SQUEAMISH ABOUT KILLING THINGS THEN YOU SHOULD BE AWARE THAT YOUR ONLY REAL ALTERNATIVE IS LEAVING THE HIVE, AT WHICH POINT YOU WILL URGENTLY NEED TO FIND ALTERNATIVE SHELTER BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP AND KILLS YOU. OR IF THE SUN IS ALREADY UP YOU'RE FUCKED AND WILL JUST HAVE TO SIT THERE UNTIL NIGHTFALL.
No big. I can explain why Damara jumped to that later, but let's focus on trying to maybe solve the issue another way for now.
realized i can use my own account instead of somebody else’s. big day. hello public posting again! :)
No, but I can confirm you are somewhere completely alien to you and the creature on the other side of that door is most likely a) looking to make you into a meal or b) trying to protect its charge. Not sure which option is worse.
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