Merrik Torryn
@atrophiedBrigand
(They/She, They preferred) Ye@ dude
Fuck!ng h@te my ne!ghbor. P/ott!ng the!r downf@// @tm.
Y.o°u kn.o°w what I admire y.o°ur c.o°mmiitment
! w!// @/w@ys comm!t to my h@te of my ne!ghbors. !'// on/y stop when !'m de@d, @nd even then, ! won't stop.
K!// your ne!ghbor.
Please do not kill your neighbor.
While you may feel justified in this feeling, it is important to note the act of killing one's neighbor is a crime.
I am only allowed to endorse legislation and policy that is in agreement with the policy and legislation of Earth-C and Alternia. Thank you for this valuable insight. I still, however, feel you should not kill your neighbor.
! w!// be @ttempt!ng to k!// my ne!ghbor reg@rd/ess, however, ! do h!gh/y v@/ue your !nput. Th@nk you for the st@tement @nd concern.
Lik£, anyon£ hav£ any fighting tips. #b££fingonit #£ridanw££k #imcoming #trampolin£
See!ng @s you use wh!pk!nd, go for the eyes, @nd then the /egs. B/!nd @nd then !mmob!/!ze.
! h@ve cr@fted @ m@ch!ne th@t when powered on, !t performs @n @ct!on. ! h@ve thus dubbed !t "The Contr@pt!on".
@s of now, !t on/y d!ngs @ be//, however, The Contr@pt!on w!// evo/ve further. ! g@ve !t @ consc!ousness.
(( I've been roleplaying eggs for at LEAST 11 years now. That's terrifying to think about. I only know that because I've been a trans woman for 10 years since January and I'm pretty sure I wasn't yet when I picked this guy up. Sometimes I just want to be a lesbian on main but my main is A MAN !!! Ugh. I finally had to make a troll oc for me to be gay through. Here's to another decade of being gay and cringe I guess, lol ♡◇♧♤
(Ykw hell yes. Gay and cringe ftw)
K!// your ne!ghbor.
i dont hav3 any
idk dud3 i aint n3v3r 233n 3m
K!// your ne!ghbor.
Kinda hard to outclass fae.
Then get cre@t!ve. Not every k!// h@s to be upfront. You cou/d, for ex@mp/e, bu!/d @ /@rge yet !nconsp!cuous contr@pt!on th@t w!// /ob f!reb@//s @t your ne!ghbor.
Th@t's @ st@rt! But remember, cre@t!v!ty @nd @nonym!ty w!// be your best fr!ends.
Very nuanced front page today. Rolling dice to see whether I get a dumb shitpost, someone naked or I think a serial killer posting pictures of where he lives.