♠ hated by @audaciousAscendant
there are schmucks on here posting their shirtless mirror pics and getting likes. kind of embarrassing. couldnt be me. i rely on my ravw charisma and intellectual provwess to get people to like me. evwen though i do havwe a massivwe and chiseled six pack under my shirt that is sculpted AND glistening. just saying.
#nsfw Gguys ddo yyou tthink tthat it's impressive tthat I ccan hhold mmy ccup wwith mmy bbuldge? Mmy ffriends tthink it's ggross bbut I tthink it's ppretty ccool and it ttook a llot of ppractice.~<
Rather be a smart fella, than a fart smella. #WordsOfWisdom
you don't think the government is after you, but every time i post truth bombs. @barackObama is in my mentions.
just so evveryone knowws it wwont just be about me for eridan wweek itll be also like a celebration a the penultimate caste in general and wwe wwill also be enjoyin the use a my top a the line airship so do yourself a favvor try not to miss it #eridanwweek #flarp #gaming
Is everyone fisting each other violently or sexually I'm so confused #nsfw
Nae. Ye ain't special like me an' the Empress.
hey, if condy gets a special tag can i get a verification??