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โ > Thank you for your contribution โ > I am doing this to you

โ > I'll be taking your paws then, thank you
that's a very special cat!
oh absolutely! what kind of cat goes WOOF?

*lies down on your lap*
Just a kind little guy... I should make him another badge thats just a heart wreath that says "our precious little guy" โฅ๏ธ

we love junior!!!!
Shaking your hand. He really is the littest of guys โฅ๏ธ

๐ โข-- Oooh!!~ What fun!~ --โข ๐
\ n >< n / #juniorhappytohelp #juniorpettingthekitty
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou #badgeroulette

:33< gogsp33d to us all

:33< :DD

:33< meow!

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.hsubmaet# ,dias gnieb taht tub ,placs ym fo edistuo riah ydob fo tros yna worg ot tluciffid yrev si ti ,AND ciburehc ym ot euD
Thank you for joining the cause, nepeta. โฅ๏ธ โฅ๏ธ

you couldnt if you tried, leijon. but go ahead and try, it will be cute.
[[and jill has nepeta, for however far the bit goes lmao]]
oh cool, jazz.

Gog. I. Can-t. Take. This. Anymore.

Stop. Please.
I forget my oomfs dont know sometimes that i play on other accs lmao,, kinda on me tho //
:33<we shall spurread like BACTERIA!!
:33 < true

:33< *the mighty huntress gives mew a purrisite just fur mew*
GO. MY BULLSHIT ARMY OF CATS.
*eb does indeed cuddle ac. and is quite comfy.* sleep well! and don't wake me up!!!

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Good night !! I do not want ur fleas (๏ฟฃ^๏ฟฃ)ใ !!!
*eb holds, and allows this cat onto the bed* now i'm warning you, if you start tearing at the curtains, i'm not going to be so cuddling. i will kick a cat out of the room, i swear to god!

goodnight!!

tell me about it :/
ok, ok, fine, cuddles it is. and i might have tuna. no promises though.
ii befriiended the guy ii hacked two hour2 ago, thii2 miight be the method lol

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you know, i have been known to be good to cuddle. maybe i should learn a thing or two about how cats cuddle. :p
This dude is corny as fuck.
do you really think so? :o

My mouth is 6ig enough to fit a lil 6it of 6oo6 inside, 6y the vway.
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*ใtH4TS- I C4NT 3V3N B3 M4D TH4TS C13V3R FUCK๏ผโก๏ธ
๐ฆเนเฃญโญ ๐๐๐ I'm never sฮฑd becฮฑuse my moirฮฑil is cute. ๐๐๐

Hel- \ i >< i / #nsfwe

โ > Meow, if only to follow the latest trend

appropriately handing out cat zoomies in the middle of the night
Umm.. I could be a cat, too! If you wanted me to be..

โ > Some people are far too serious for their own good
meow MEOW meow MEOW meow MEOW meow MEOW hoooonk

why the fuck is everyone turning into different version's of my kismesis i looked away for like 5 fucking minute's #dashwatching
yeah, me.

youre nepeta shes nepeta im nepeta are there any other nepetas i should know about
:33 < *ac uses the nepeta beam*
if you ever figure it out, or wanna figure it out, my dms are open!
riight why ii2 everyone turniing iinto nep, ii2 thii2 a joke ii'm mii22iing #da2hwatchiing
what was that again? you make me happy with being cute and friendly? ;)

Rose says meow.
oh, do i now?
oh does she now?
!remindYou reminder: you are... pitied, apparently ^,^;;
!remindYou hehehe ^,^

ladies ladies one at a time please.

grrrr... hehe :p

evil! bark!
ใ๏ฝโฆโคโฆ๏ฝ ใShe's a mew mew girl with a nya nya brigade. #dashwatching

>:o

>:ฮตฮต pounc3 also lov3s all *m3owlins* ;33 ~

Hi Nepeta, hi Shitpeta, hello Nepeta. Not to forget you too Nepeta. #dashwatching #silly

i think id be an ok dad
ใ๏ฝโฆโคโฆ๏ฝ ใYou may squeeze the pec. Once. #suggestive

Meow, again. ^..^

the post-slumber erection is always difficult when you're a being with googols of penises #nsfw

believve wwhatevver you wwant

>:ฮตฮต pounc3 do3snt do cat puns *b3claws* is too silly! but pounc3 doing it for *n3ppurs* pounc3 is proud and lov3s all *m3w* *n3ppurs* ;33 ~

ใใใฏใฌใใ ใ ใใใใใคใใพใ ๅไปฃใฎใฌใญใ ใฃใใใใใซใๅจๆฟใฎไปไบใปใผๅ จ้จใใใใฆใใใ ใใญใ่ใ

>:ฮตฮต pounc3 just l3aving a big mrroowww ~

:33< hiii :DD

nepetas fact. give them one small openin and theyll flirt with your goofy ass. either the most absurd way possible or somethin cute.
who knew pet ownership was so hard!

nah. its aight. if it helps. my other timeline self is illiterate.

oh i forgot about that date it was fine

first breeding of the day's done! gonna go grab some water before the next one! feel free to come say hi if you see out and about! :D #nsfw
*eb moves her hand to the top of ac's head, and keeps up the scratches* but hey, that's what pet ownership is all about, right? i make you happy with pets and treats, and you make me happy with being cute and friendly.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM M3OW >:? #D4SHL1CK1NG & #D4SHSN1FF1NG

:33< nepeta hours :33< hello fellow nepetas its time fur our anmewal m33ting
๐ฆเนเฃญโญ ๐๐๐ I got my job by }{ฮฑving copious ฮฑmounts of ฮฑudฮฑcity. ๐๐๐

:33< gog damn right
*eb keeps scratching, knowing full well that those innocent looking eyes definitely are anything but* oh come on, you will absolutely take every advantage. it's in your nature. which is why it's a good thing you're cute, how else would it be easy to forgive you?

:33 < reject taxes :33 < become kitty

:33< they should pay meow a million billion dollars fur being cute
man, i feel like i'm going to end up collecting just kind of a lot of pets at this rate.
*eb obliges, scratching under his jaw like how so many kitties seem to like* the perfect kitty, huh? you know damn well all cats are perfect, and i think you're taking advantage.

ยก7$ ok ยก for9ยกve you

โ > Good pets sit in the laps of their masters and take scritches โ > My last pet passed of age โ > I've yet to take another โ > I will not clarify if this is about a troll or an animal
ใ๏ฝโฆโคโฆ๏ฝ ใI really like MILFs :). #nsfw #ThatsTheChitt

I sllept better in llife when the threat of ambush forced the regiments to wake earlly to march, mandating earlly slleep. Without the threat of death, Ironically, my rest is lless consistent.

hehehehehehe
this is correct!
o-)- WELLLL i for one am a highblood who does NOT enjoy kidnapping, so thereโs that for consolation i guess! โฝ(โ โฉ โโผใ
who's a good kitty? who's a really good kitty? it's you! *eb just keeps the pets and scritches coming, she's a petting machine!*
*eb starts petting. this actually isn't bad, even if the laptop is very broken now.* well, i guess it could be worse. i got a cat out of it, didn't i?

:33 < *ac stretches out across mewr lap fur a well-deserved catnap*
*eb slowly puts the can on the floor, and waits for an opportunity to pet the cat* look at that, everyone can get what they want. mostly.

yknow i probably could teleport myself to anyone, if i wanted to, given my space powers much to consider

โ > Seams there's a masquerade of sorts happening soon?
I guess I should pick out a less ominous name, huh? โ๏น๏น๏น๏น ๐ฉTale told๐ช
8=l < The black te%t people are always so angry

ok, ok, no bell. god, why are cats so hard to deal with some times? *eb gets out a can of tuna and starts opening it* do you promise to stop knocking my stuff over for a can of tuna?

โ > I am not universally loved, but that is okay โ > Everyone is entitled to their wrong opinions

โ > Oh, now I want a pet
omg rude! how did you get into my house???

either i'm pounding someone in the next five minutes or we're restarting and trying this day again #nsfw

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