♦ pitied by @azureGerrymander
im doin reckless driving someone msg me i wanna be doing like textbook driving under the influence @
Maybe 1f 1 s1t here openly lust1ng after men, fun people 1 want to see w1ll 1nteract w1th me.
C>-- goodevening int·t·ternet·t·t creeps .
c< we are gONNa bOil yOu iN liquids, dude #viOleNce >c
jInGlE JiNgLe 🔔 JiNgLe! DiD YoU MiSs mE?
why am i like this....
maybe a little shy..
Finally, a proper troll response, here I vwas thinking the troll empire vwas doomed.
writers blocK.. has my ass rN. fucK you, blocKy shit. #shitpost
This Feels Like Environmental Storytelling ⠀
> tru2t me, not worth 1t. <
── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ── Didn't think I'd have to cull a consort today to make an example but here we are :O( Man I feel dirty!!! But kitty cat is okay now ── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ──
PEEKING AT YUO..... (ART BY @ULTIMATEGENARCH :3)
How many three wise men were there?
If I Gained Something Every Time Someone Wanted Me I Would Have Nothing
Then-those-fuckers-häve-ä-double-session-of-enjoyment-from-ä-single-piece-of-cheese<< Ä-bliss-thät-only-the-chosen-ones-will-get-to-know<<
Hungary is real.
▲fuck if i know, i was the wriggler of some sort of hungrian mercenary sacking a fake ass place called poland then i became something called a nun▼
#touchingyou on your #timeline #sunday
please tell puppy no horrors have occurred while I was sleeping
WH47 D0 Y0U D0 1F 7W0 0F Y0UR QU4D5 FUCK1N9 D35P153 34CH 07H3R? 5H0ULD 1 JU57 L37 7H3M F19H7?
Eight Out Of Ten, Would Recommend Though Cold Foods Can Be A Little Annoying On Occasion
:33 < breaks mewr legs :33 < oops
⬣ IKEA. IS BULLSHIT. I SPENT ALL DAY. BUILDING A TABLE. ONLY FOR IT TO CRUMBLE. LIKE IT WAS MADE OF LEGOS. ⬣
BRO I NEEEEEEED MORE EMPLOYEES. #MYVERSIONOFYEARNING
gog.damn.they.WANT.ME.want.me
I am once again the size of a popcorn kernel and I am going on a very tiny adventure across the kitchen counter.
HAHA_I truly wisH to be treAted like some pet...not only in A sexuAl And degrAding wAy, but in A pAmpering wAy! Being tAken cAred of like A purse bArkbeAst would be oH so nice :3 #nsfw #cw-petplAy_HAHA
She'd Look Better With A Collar On #suggestive #petplay(?) #nsfw(?)
I THOUGHT THE BD-DS-SM BADGE WAS THE OBS LOGO OH MY *GOG.*
In unloving memory. Until he inevitably comes back.
all of youu are worthy of love. be kinnd to youurselves, always.. whenn theres nno onne arouunnd, youuve got youu.
I HAVE FINALLY WON THE BATTLE OF BOOKING A SCUTTLEBUGGY DRIVERS TEST. IN TEN DAYS, KARKAT VANTAS IS GETTING HIS LICENSE. THIS IS YOUR FORMAL WARNING.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Tbh if a guy is bigger than me im more inclined to want to top and see him whimper #dontgetmewrongiwontsaynotoadombigguy #butlike #iwanttoseeyoumoanandwhimperonit #nsfw
my goal is to make people who stalk and hate me look like fucking dumbasses and frankly i think it works.
Do you ever yearn? Do you ever do so without knowing what you are yearning for?
howv the mighty hawve fallen.
---- |very important question um what does recycling mean especially in regards to something sentient| ____
Me And My Weighted Sopor Blanket Against All Of Alternia. #serene
HUH, W1LD TO W4K3 UP SNUGGL1NG N3XT TO SOM3ON3.
[|||] you caaan turn anyyy blood color iiinto a hiiighblood wiiith one siiimple herbal triiick,,, ,,,it's weeed the joke is weeed #substances
hi im mr penis i evolve
jade sent me a photo of me as a baby. holy shit i was some ugly ass baby.
4m i bEing t00 FlushEd public4ll7. its st4rting t0 gEt Emb4rr4ssing. 0h wEll #ilovemymatesprit #dealwithit
⃤⃞⃟⃤ ⧉ⓘt s𝓔𝓔ms lⓘk𝓔 ⓘ h❖v𝓔 g⩇tt𝓔n my kⓘsm𝓔sⓘs ⓘnt⩇ Chⓘttr. Thⓘs wⓘll b𝓔 l⩇v𝓔ly. #q◡❖dr❖ntsh𝓔n❖nⓘg❖ns #kⓘsm𝓔sⓘs https://c.t𝓔n⩇r.c⩇m/gw❖h❖lmwTⓘ⩇❖❖❖❖C/t𝓔n⩇r.gⓘf⿻ ̤̮
inferiority complex aint nice. 0/10 dont recommend it to your friends.
big brother is always watching.
^^ You ever finally do something you've felt like you're expected to and feel your entire soul scrunch up? ^^ ^^ So, anyway, calling people "darling" or "dear" in a sexy and vaguely demeaning manner? Not for this kitty. ^^
良い人間関係を期待するのって、やっぱりおめでたすぎるのかな。
ok maybe no arms was hard 2
⚞ SO. Do the PEOPLE want MORE PHOTOS of MYSELF. Does that do well here, OR? ⚟
⚞ UGH. SORRY for being INACTIVE. I have had a ROUGH WEEK of SHOOTS. Mostly SEADWELLER NERDS with BIG BUCKS paying me to COSPLAY their “WAIFU” or whatever. ⚟
i'd be an ammmmazing dead mmmmatesprit like in a mmmmovie flashback
I love being a side character. <3
i tried making a joke. failed. i guess.
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>( I woke up knowing some really important fundamental truth about the universe and then I forgot. :( )
i never understood the enjoyment of being worshipped during sex. or anything really. it isn’t like it’s ever deserved. #nsfw
Sad, pathetic, obsolete!
It's titty Tuesday and I've yet to see any. Boo. Shame. #nsfw
check on that crazy old man he might send you pictures of his boobs on accident #suggesti\/e sorry i am sick in the nug
Yes.
ANON SAYS: "I WANNA FEEL MY LIPS ON YOURS." WHO THE FUCK???? SAY THIS SHIT TO MY FACE. UNLESS IF YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND THEN YOU CAN JUST KISS ME.
in need of a c)(ange of scenery tb)(
Being a sprite sucks ass.
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 I sαid if my bαck doesn't feel better, I'd let Ioudαs, my moirαil, t}{row me αt α wαll to fix it. I drew α demonstrαtion of }{ow t}{αt would plαy out. I αm not α greαt αrtist but I tried. @ordαinedStillness 𓂃𓂄𓂃
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 we αll out }{ere... BΛCKS }{URTING. 𓂃𓂄𓂃
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 My bαck }{urts. :/ 𓂃𓂄𓂃
Well Now I Believe You Will Have To Witness My Disregard For The Whole Idea Down The Waste Chute
I Am Not Interested In Profit Stealing But Gambling Overall Is Very Much In The Spirit Of This And Something To Keep In Mind
i havve trench foot and dry hands. send lotion a wwhatevver cures trench foot.
𝒯𝐻𝐸𝒴 𝒟𝒪𝒩'𝒯 𝒯𝒜𝐿𝒦 𝒜𝐵𝒪𝒰𝒯 𝐻𝒪𝒲 𝒯𝑅𝒰𝐸 𝒯𝐻𝐼𝒮 𝐼𝒮 𝑅𝐸𝒜𝐿𝐿𝒴. #𝒩𝒮𝐹𝒲 -𝐼𝒮𝐻
i wont conform to your [this word has been censored] fucking system i dont care ugh youre all such fucking conformists you work to be culled in a dreadful system of pain violence and misery
i look at my notifications and think wow i am popularw aha but no it is fucking two tap terwrwy at my doorwstep
#needdat
📺 Ah. Chitter refreshed, and I l𐌏st my place.
Fθr fμtμrε rεfεrεncε, ιf yθμ cθntαct mε θn Pεstεrchμm ιn θrdεr tθ εstαblιsh α nεgαtιvε rαppθrt, Γ wιll αct ιn kιnd. Plεαsε, hαvε mαnnεrs αnd αct yθμr αgε.
beiN dead is a Hell Of a drug! i dONt recOmmeNd it!
ʚ( Siiiiigh.... I Need S♡me♡ne In My Flushed Quad... )ɞ
𓂃ֶָ֢ GUYS TWELL MWE UR BST PICK UP LINWES IM GOING ON A DATWE 0_0
(( The ability to pity a post instead of liking it on chittr has poisoned by ability to be normal on other social media I keep looking for the pity button ))
in many respects i am like a marketable plushie tbh
HAHA_My MoirAil HAs joined tHis HellscApe! MAny joys :3_HAHA
|t doesntr mAttr your cAstre ur he|ghtt ur we|ghtt ur wAllk of str|fe ur whAtever | wll f|nd u And | w|ll gg|ve u A cute n|ckcnAme
>+. EVERY DAY SOMEONE MORE ANNOYING THAN THE LAST JOINS, AND I DO THINK ABOUT SENDING A BOMB TO THEIR LOCATION .+<
// madness took over I bought a rat tail
all my friends are sluts
