♦ pitied by @basedFabio
A2K NOT WHAT 6EFORU2 CAN DO FOR YOU, 6UT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR 6EFORU2. - TROLL JA2ON DERULO

cant a guy wake up in peace?

im just waking up.

FUUUUCKKKKKK
Ive somehow just briefly achieved the exact same visual effect with my real eyes that you get with the minecraft nausea debuff. That might be my sign to head back home for the day!

No I never did worry a8out that. If he wasn't crying I wasn't doing my jo8 right.

|d sAy only l|ke 99.9% of the ch|ttr populAt|on |s hot. thAt .1% Are the people who Are meAn to me (|mmed|Ately d|squAl|f|es you from be|ng hot)

That's a first! People don't usually want to know me

Oh, hehe I get it now- That's okay I can play along and be your Cal too if you want :)

Yeah, if I don't drink water properly Rose doesn't stop messing around my room.

Well, heres the thing. Darling, If I don't have at least one mug I'll end up being as grumpy as Bec.

I have recently discovered, yes the human body can handle more than 5 coffee mugs, I had to test it out myself and I do not regret it, this was purely made for research, not some sort of addiction to caffeine, also Rose said " Meow Prr " to you people, I think?
