Spamton G Spamton
@bigShot
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] (pfp by corvidoodle on tumblr)
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[[Brand New]] BOTTOM SURGERY JUST DROPPED: BE STUPID AND [[Pride Month]] ENOUGH, AND YOUR [[Pepis]] WILL FALL CLEAN OFF LIKE A [[Tic Tac]]! #nsfw #nsfwe #gore
I MISS MY [[Cathode]]. I MISS HIM A [[Lots Of Great Deals]] ...
@penumbraPhantasm KRIS!!! YOU [Little Sponge]! I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [[On A Saturday Night]]!
DEAL OR NO DEAL, THAT'S THE TV SHOW WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!!
HEY!!! DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR THE PHRASE, [[Make Money, Not War]]! HOW'S AN INNOCENT GUY LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [[Rip People Off]] WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [[Beating People Up]], [[Spitting]] IN THEIR EYES, THROWING SAND IN THEIR [[Face]], [[Stomping]] ON THEIR TOES, YANKING THEIR [[Noses]], AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A SINGLE CENT FOR IT!?
BEST DEALS YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR [[Ant-sized]] AND [[Rapidly-shrinking]] LIFE!
what the fuck are you
WHY BE A [[Sponge]] THAT HATES IT'S [[$4.99]] LIFE, WHEN YOU CAN BE A [[BIG SHOT]]?!
