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@bigShot
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] (pfp by corvidoodle on tumblr)
Ugh, that spammy little mailman told me to get on this website. I need to get mike to do this for me, my fingers are too big the keyboard.
Not now little mailman, I'm trying to figure out how to delete my account so I can figure out how to use backspace. Some guy is helping me but he's not very good. I'd fire him if he worked for me.
OH THAT'S A [[Shame on you]]. THESE ACCOUNTS ARE [[Here to Stay]]. GOOD LUCK!
hoo whee, 4 long d4y shoveling co4l will tire 4 girl out! Wh4t're y'4ll up to?
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THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU LITTLE [[Slime]]! YUM YUM. DELICIS KROMER.
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NOW YOU'RE COOKING WITH [[Gasoline Prices Are Down]] !!! [[BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER]] IS RIGHT. IT'S TIME TO MAKE A VERY [[Specil]] DEAL...
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-|~~ i think this might be the worst imaginable combination of my tv and his ex husband
HEY NOW I HAVE NO [[Affiliate Link In The Description]] WITH MISTER [[Pearly Whites]] AND NEITHER DOES [[Cathode]] !!!
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No that’s not how art works. It’s supposed to be original. Like brand new.
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-|~~ @bigShot ok you and tenna definitely had something to do with this darkner right
BOY I [[Wish Upon a Star]] WE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT. THIS [[Fellow Kids]] SEEMS LIKE A [[Best Day Ever]] !!!
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[[Hoochie Mama!]] !! I CAN'T WAIT FOR [[The Year Of Our Lord]] 2028!
@penumbraPhantasm KRIS!!! YOU [Little Sponge]! I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [[On A Saturday Night]]!
8-> THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OFFER FOLKS, THIS EXCLUSIVE (I SAY *EXCLUSIVE*) DEAL WILL NOT LAST THE REST OF THE NIGHT, FIRST COME FIRST SERVE! THAT'S RIGHT, SIGN UP TODAY AND GET TWO! CALL NOW AND REFER A FRIEND, AND YOU'LL SEE A THREE HUNDRED PERCENT VALUE, PRACTICALLY FREE! CALL NOW!
THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU LITTLE [Slime]! DEALS LIKE THIS ONLY COME ONCE IN YOUR [[Ant-sized]] [[Rapidly-shrinking]] LIFE!!
8-> GOOD CREDIT? BAD CREDIT? GHOST CREDIT? FUCK IT! I'LL HELP A GHOST GET A SUBARU, BECAUSE I CARE!
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!! THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!! AND I HAVE JUST. THE THING. YOU NEED. THAT'S [[Hyperlink Blocked]].
[[Hey!]] [[Hey!]] [[Hey!]] [[Hey!]] WHO'S THIS [[Free Pr1ze]] TH1RD RATE [[Slimes]]MAN WANNABE @bigShot AND *WHAT* IS HE DOING ON *MY* TIMELINE ??!! THIS IS *MY* [[Target Audience]] !! *MY* [[Customerbase]] !!! [[Sell]] YOURSELF !!!
WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A... [[Salty Spitoon]] OF A [[Double Trouble]] !!! IF YOU'RE GONNA ACT LIKE A [[Slime]] WHY NOT TAKE YOURSELF TO THE [[Trash Area Closed For Repairs.]]?
YOU [YES, YOU], HAVE JUST BEEN SENT 3 CALCOINS (43, 000, 978 CAEGARS) IN YOUR PERSONAL CALCOIN ACCOUNT. YOU HAVE THIRTY MINUTES TO REGISTER AND CONFIRM THE TRANSACTION, OR IT WILL BE RESCINDED. LOG IN HERE TO ACCEPT : HTTPS://TINYLINK.NET/IV17W
IF YOU WANT [[Specil Deal]] YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO VISIT [[Hyperlink Blocked]] FIRST.
Ohhh t'be flushed with someone.... Haven't done it in f'rever...
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME. YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]].
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